Irishda
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So far so good. Fairly typical.
*Fortune. Or Fortnite, it's hard to know with these kids
Well you gotta have one bad one I guess
Oh boy.
AnimeLover989
DontDoubleChargeMe
“You will get a great fart on.” - How I read it
struggled
Gotta appease the fire gods
Egudahl
# fabortion
Dardaro
You will get a great "abortion"
LiftyBoi
I always made weird results for these in middle school. Like "You'll be mauled to death by a deer" or "watch out for that one creepy turtle"
PlutoLives
Spacebandit
DonnaSelf
Upvote for die in a pit of fire.
agirlisnoone
A vampire bat is sneaking into your room at night and sucking blood from your engorged ball sack
chiud12
In other words you will end up in hell?
eddewarde
time will tell
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
“You will die in a pit of fire,” that’s an odd way to say ‘marriage.’
CatWheezle
THANK YOU! I was reading "bit of pipe" and didn't understand.
CatWheezle
Oh hey, turns out it's a whole lot easier to read if I don't have all the images selected without noticing.
NegativeCommentMachine
That pit of fire one is starting to sound pretty appealing
maximilianfragglebottom
nanocamesho
#3 second part someone else wrote that.. different writting
duckshooter
lovehandlesmessiah
You will die a street rat and only your fleas will mourn you.
Jenntendo
Notice how impeccable the grammar and spelling is at the end there.
ArchangelTitus
I'd be slightly worried lol
TorvicIsSanta
Roll 3, choose 4
themuttonisniceandlean
Murdered by pirates is good.
MandaloreIncognito
I somehow rolled -42
isetprettygirlsonfire
Did someone say pit of fire?
EvilMaker
Meth and children don't mix.
mkyner
This is why we have blenders....
IAmTheBadW01f
Not with that attitude!