veronicablood
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P.S. screw all antivaxxers.
Jan 1, 2026 5:01 PM
veronicablood
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P.S. screw all antivaxxers.
OnoMichiosCharmingHassakuFace
The MD stands for Motherfucking Dumbass.
philroberts14
Why hasn't a state medical board revoked her license yet? She is a clear danger to the public. Asking as a physician who practiced for 32 years.
Hrafna55
Ah yes. The benign idea of the 15 minute city. Repurposed into a deranged fascist conspiracy theory. I'm sure this UN motion is completely genuine. /s
69Voltage
Whew! Guess I dodged a bullet, considering all the data to back up that claim
CookieMonstersCrumbs
I've got 4 vaccines (including boosters) under my belt, weird how I'm not dead yet. I'd have a fifth if the fuckers would let me have it.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Just don't tell them.
kurvarVillain
SpeakerToLampposts
onecowboytoo
I didn't get the memo. I will try to die today after I finish my pizza. So do I just sit here and wait for a bright light or what?
DocFunkenstein
"They just misinterpreted the document, it's going to happen in 2030 now. Oh wait, on 2031, they'll realize they misread it again and it's going to happen in 2050 instead. The same year, JFK (a renowned Democrat, by the way) and Marilyn Monroe (or whoever else) will come back to life and/or reveal they've been in cryo sleep and lead the last 5% of the world into fascist heaven-on-earth!" --These Fucktards
jaecyk10
Exactly. The world collectively interpreted numbers differently in the before times of 1994.
SubsyServy
Ha I've been dead inside for years.
AbsolutelyNotBacon
I see. So 15 minute cities are actually bad because they first have to kill 95% of people. And "the elites" want to kill 95% of workers and consumers because... Uh... Yeah well... Because of satan, of course!!
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
When you're too willfully stupid to understand anything, everything sounds like a nefarious conspiracy.
Daliena06
Wow, I hadn't realized I lived in a city with a population larger than my entire country. Crazy how that works!
Also, I wish antivaxxers would be the ones to die to the preventable diseases they so eagerly embrace and not the rest of us suffering for their insanity.
Sebastopol140
Ilikestyx
Wow... her Twitter feed is something...
gfunk01
Not really a person. Profile pic stolen from elsewhere, no LinkedIn or any other evidence that the person exists. Meant to sow division. And yeah that sure as shit is divisive idiocy in that feed. My money is on a Russian bot farm.
PeaceOnEarthGoodPornToAll
I had probably 5 covid shots including boosters, maybe that extended the clock 🤡
ArmenianGod
I died, but my workplace didn't take it as an excuse, so I'm here.
androgenoide
No, I'm pretty sure I died before that.
bad1080
i wish...
Raventhief
So, guess I don't have to pay taxes. Since I'm dead.
Jewdakris
I don't have to cause I'm a billionaire, at least I'm gonna say that's my occupation so they can't charge me
veronicablood
congrats.
djj25
Did she also predict the end of the world
JackieTreehornProductions
Probably the return of Jesus or the rapture because those make more money.
Tmissfrizzle
Let's goooooo. I'm not paying any taxes either fellow dead person.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
The IRS got their funding cut so they can only afford to go after poor people.
ActionJohnnie
Still requires paperwork
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
It’s the patriotic thing to do. Or at least that’s what I keep hearing from billionaires
Aintlurkingnomo
nah they will still make you pay somehow.
TresusIbor
I died yesterday. I love being a lich :D
TheMoonBnuuy
careful that you don't unbalance things so much they send a Marut after you.
Mercenarity
time to break out the snail ball again
stronomer
That's either a Russian bot account or an insane MAGA person (or both).
Yellowchopsticks
mglenn
Not a doctor. Not even a real person I would guess.
MoschopsUK
Some medical doctors are smart people, able to think and all that sort of thing. A lot of them, however, are body mechanics who used to be good at memorising things, who nonetheless believe their own hype about being experts in biochemistry and all sorts.
sugarsharkshack
What's that saying? C's and D's also very degrees. Aka those idiots that barely passed also get to be a doctor.
MenloPart
Remembering is hard!
epithymetic
She’s not actually a doctor. She just puts “MD” after her name
mikeatike
Stands for Massive Douche
davebarton315101
I was a nurse for ten years and you are so right!
veronicablood
and some people are toxic narcissists and attention whores.
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
@op
But who the fuck is Jane Orrick? Does she even exist?
veronicablood
matters not, the point is to poke antivaxxers, republicans, magats, and fascists right in their stinky lil buttholes and TWIST
TheMoonBnuuy
I'm totally sure they met in Cairo at the UN General Assembly in 1994 and not at all in New York City where the UN Headquarters is.
aviselafin211
Perhaps part of the meetings did take place in Cairo. Some of the earlier Agenda 2021 discussions happened in South America. It probably went the way of the dodo bird, like the whole Net Zero 2035 thing. Agreements happen all over the planet.
TheMoonBnuuy
Agenda 2021 discussed in 1994?
aviselafin211
Correct. It was titled 2021 as a way to recognize a future date of some import. Perhaps it was the stated goal that by 2021 X Y and Z were to have happened. It is now known as "Agenda 2030" and will probably be renamed "Agenda 2047" once the UN fails to meet its own milestones. This guarantees some form of relevance and self importance for the UN industry.
GeneralAnubis
Pretty sure this whole excerpt is lifted mostly from the Georgia guide stones and has nothing to do with the UN at all. Not that anyone seriously believed it here anyway, but yeah
TheMoonBnuuy
I'm sad that the Georgia Guidestones were destroyed.
The words on them had some pretty wonky assumptions about things, but they were otherwise actually really cool from a design perspective.
But no, they didn't say most of that. The closest thing to that is "Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature." For the population of the world at the time they were put up that would have been a 88.64% reduction, not 95%. The stones say nothing about 80 cities of 6 million.
TheMoonBnuuy
But 80 cities of 6 million people would actually be just under 500 million like on the stones, at 480 million.
DemonicFruitfly
Does that mean I am the undead?
Humputse
Nah, you're just plain dead. Live with it.
michiyl
cloudstrife046583000
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
TheVampireDante
Don't think I count technically, but "Here!"
Justboredtobehere
Here!
smashpro1
Technically alive.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
I got another covid shot on the 22nd, it must have reset the timer.
HillOfBeans
Whew! Thanks, man.
Kittynomnoms
I've had like fucking six of them at this point, pretty sure I'm just going to go off like a nuke one of these days.
tgiaa
This person right here with a phone on 10G
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Spreading herd immunity like a fireworks show gone wrong.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Maybe I'm a bit touched, but that doesn't sound like it went very *wrong*...
SleepyHollowAppleTree
INeverReadTheTOS
The goalposts will just move again. These cunts never actually learn or grow.
StellaMatutina
It's not epidemiology, it's marketing. "Going out of business, final sale, everything must go" btw buy my rapture prep kit and crystals and liquidate your retirement for tithes
BarnegatLight
I had a friend who was adamant about some of this stuff, preaching it all the time. When various deadlines passed, I'd point it out and ask if she'd reconsider her sources. But their propaganda mill vomits such a ceaseless stream that she barely remembered any of the stuff that was now outdated. We don't talk anymore :(
INeverReadTheTOS
Yeah. Quite often, when confronted about their wrong-ness, they'll just go "I didn't say that" or "I don't remember that" and then completely shut out any attempt to remind them.
NonMAGA
I always ask "which elites"? Theil and his set see much smaller population in these regional technocracies. Bezos and Musk think we'll need a trillion humans to populate the solar system and beyond.
Comet260
Just like with all the Rapture bullshit.
davebarton315101
I’ve been waiting for the Rapture for seventy years and those jackasses are still around!
Comet260
Grrrrrrrr. I am so SICK of them!
Detacheddavid
Somehow they are not wrong. All COVID vaccinated will be dead by some date.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Yep. The world has been ending for at least 200 years. When the date comes and everyone is still here, they just set a new date.
RufusPimperton
It's not about the world ending, but their faith in the source that tells them the world will end. They can get the dates wrong 1000 times over, but to admit that there is no end date at all is to crease belief in their specific interpretation of God Almighty
Trondason
The worlds been ending for at least 2000 years. Christianity was originally (and still kinda is) a Doomsday Cult.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Yeah I think that's fair. I'm just not familiar with the history of millenarian cults beyond the 1800s.
lonosham
Are… are you a vampire?
Larktonguesinadicecup
Begging your pardon, being familiar with matters of the 19th century does not mean one was extant at the time. Secondarily, being extraordinarily long-lived is no evidence of one's being possessed of an undead nature. I resent the implication.
aviselafin211
A newer more hip version of the doomsday cult forever bewailing and forecasting the end of times can be found in "climate alarmists". They come complete with prophets and a growing industry making millions selling carbon credits for a future life, like old timey indulgences.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Sure Jan