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Aug 17, 2013 11:12 AM
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tamatooba
WHAT DID CARROTS EVER DO TO YOU ASSHOLE?!?!
aurbanpirate
Fuck your favorite color - clearly the best part.
MyUsernameIsDaSchiznit
As a driver- YES
FlashAnimator
The last one is for people who drive without brake lights. Seriously!! Fuck you.
itsashe
Fuck you and your eyebrowes!!
mehhhh4
unforgivable driving error. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nephus
I feel like the apology button is the equivalent of "K, thx, bye," I would still be pissed.
sandyeggos
As a Chicago-trained driver living Southern California, YES.
scotchisdelicious
Lost it at fuck your favorite color
rebeccaisafish
Corn. Corn is my favourite vegetable.
Emilbee
fuck your favorite vegetable, if you happen to have one
cousteau
I really wish there were turn signals for bicycles; doing the signs with the hands is annoying and makes me release the handlebar and brakes
cousteau
Also I need a kinda powerful horn; "ring ring" is hard to hear and doesn't quite represent how much I want to murder someone's family.
jonesinanighty
www.theoatmeal.com Just so everyone knows.
NickCee
this is horrible
jasonst
Never go full honk
Jalopenis
This. Is. AWESOME!
superscubasteve
Well that escalated nicely
Popeofsweg
it actually took quite a long time to escalate
reddit111987
Not really. OP messed up the order of the comic. The first pic should be the last, like The Oatmeal intended.
FemLucifer
Yeah, sorry about that...
SlothOfDanger
Canadians...
abopi
The last one made me laugh really hard omg. Fuck your favorite color.
jacopopeterman
lame, so so lame.
VoltTheColt
Personally, I think cars still need a "U-Turn Signal."
johnp4
My favorite vegetable is a cucumber, and women fuck those all the time
PrincessNausicaa
I wish cars came with the first feature - life would be kinder and easier to understand (well, I would be kinder and easier to understand).
hempal
seriously thought about hooking my car up with a digital display on the rear, with "shortcut" buttons like "F1> Photoradar ahead caution"
PrincessNausicaa
That would be cool! I was also thinking more of "ooops, sorry" and "you're not indicating, where are you going?" signs.
hairybadger37
In Ireland its become common practice when someone does something nice to turn on the hazard lights for a few seconds as a way of thanks
Rox2
In America, this would probably just piss people off and make them swerve around you... I like your way.
TBKU
I like this.
Melsy
This is true in the US too. Truck drivers do it all the time, and most regular car drivers. No idea where Rox2 drives.
Pyrowolf1
Weird, I can't say I have ever heard of or seen this
Melsy
Mom taught me when I learned to drive, and that was 14 years ago, so it's been going on for a while.
WalrusDrip
Yeah, fuck your favorite vegetable!
Thirdy
Fuck you favorite color ! A nice vanilla swear !
Jackospade
The red button made me think of https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjpVELkOxPaaD5crP8AkbKK0ASL0NuHzRsnN1k-Gm__rCUMdAcUQ
madeinchinadino
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
clnorth
And don't forget "may your bacon always burn."
keyqueen
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
RubyRougeRetroRogue
Oh I just love you so much for this. Have all of my upvotes today. :) DOWN, BESSIE!
bacon4prez
The entire scene just replayed in my head - you are FAB-U-LOUS.
ozzi
Leave his mother out of this!!
WadeUnLuminePictor
I'm struggling to type a reply about barely upvoting this, because I'm still laughing!
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows
AHhh, i love white people.
thomaseeno
This is a stupid comment and completely irrelevant. Everyone that upvoted it should feel bad.
ihavethepower
Look at this mother fucker.
IcameHeretoChewBubblegumAndGiveDownvotesAndImAllOutofBubblegum
Ha, I get it. Black people take the bus.
OhhCanada
WhatzitTooya
Ooooh, the burn!
EverythingITouchHasAProbabilityToExplode
What do you mean? What is so "white" in the above attitude? Sounds like what SHOULD be standard to me, but it may be because I'm white?
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows
Generally speaking, white people are very emotional and then explode in rage from stupid shit like the above example. I have white friends.
MadamMischief
Colored people are very emotional and explode in rage too. It's a human thing, not a race thing
bigbadyeti
Said no black person ever.
Valondra
Black people have guns, and those guns do all of the above and more!
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows
Did you go to college to learn all that?
Valondra
Sigh. It was a joke. But the fine line between humour and racism is invisible and ever moving on Imgur.
DarkChildOne
*pat pat* I laughed.
kkus
And Russians and/or motorcyclists have axes or has everyone forgotten about that one?
Flinkle
No, because they all have dash cams, too.
DamnICantFindAUsernameSoThisWillDoForNow
I think indicators are an option in france. I seem to be the only person to use them. no doubt because i'm british, not french.
ilivebetweendikes
As a Dutch man currently on holiday in france, why do they keep their blinkers on when they overtake somebody on the freeway?
Hellopotato
I find the Italians also do that. (Not trying to offend an Italian person who's reading this.)
gingerbaconkitty
I live in an area frequented by lots of Italians and it's like their cars come without them sometimes.
asteconn
I think we can proudly say that us Brits are some of the best drivers in Europe
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
Also in Toronto.
stedlieye
I live in Houston. It appears that the humidity here has corroded the electrical contacts on nearly all of the turn signals.
soloruler
Houston is where driving skills go to die.
JimWest
*Atlanta.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Ah, but ze orange, iz soo le saison previouse.
Hikash
Sounds like San Francisco.
ScottC388
What I don't understand about french drivers is their lane choice on a roundabout, outside lane going left? Well ok then.
ThebabyAteMyDingo
As a norwegian, wtf is a indicator??
mmurrbles
In Miami red lights are just a suggestion to move slow across the intersection.
SaurZardToise
My problem with blinkers or indicators is that people think that flashing them means they can instantly get over to wherever they want
SaurZardToise
regardless if it's safe or not and when you don't slam on your breaks to let them over then they get pissed off
ralthiel
Florida too, has turn signals as an option.
MasterOfEntropy
The British use indicators? That's news to me!
Thepenguinthatstoleyourtoothbrush
I'm english, no one indicates here.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Same, it pisses me the fuck off
skellious
I'm English, almost everyone indicates in my part of the country. Especially me.
LoopStricken
It's pretty much the same back in Blighty too. God I hate other people on the road.
VulcanTrekkie45
No one in Massachusetts uses turn signals. It reveals your plan to your enemies.
ColonelKlink
Boston drivers.....
BakeryBitch
I call Massachusetts drivers "Massholes" because they are literally the worst drivers to ever plague the planet. Laws are just "suggestions"
opad
Now I'm more used to driving here and can't drive other places. It has it's own rules.
SpiderTwoWideBanana
Ever been to Northern Virginia? Worst drivers I've ever seen.
mmurrbles
I usually just call them Massholes because they are from Massachusetts lol ;)
VulcanTrekkie45
Obviously you have never been to Turkey.
BakeryBitch
You are correct. I have never been anywhere close to Turkey.
VulcanTrekkie45
Turkish drivers, Italian drivers, and Mexican drivers all make Massachusetts drivers look tame.