bexxMaker
10391
553
5
Jun 15, 2026 11:27 AM
bexxMaker
10391
553
5
Nukls
#shitstain
epicfail48
Fucking traitor bootlickers
trippingthelightfantastic
[deleted]
[deleted]
VitaminJay
If you enjoyed it, you're the idiot đ was trying to distract from his pĂŚdophilia past.
Cyrakhis
Smacks of gladiator fights at the heart of a dying Rome
MusicPenguin
#1 medal of honor recipients, so service members in the path has to salute them! Desecrating everything.
GuitarGeorge
The military has always been used to add patriotism to events like this. NASCAR races, WWE matches, The Super Bowl, The World Series. The list is possibly thousands of events long, this one isnât any different.
Stochastic52
Thank you. And many of them would be stoked to be there.
Covidien8768
Wearing dress blues in 80â° weather, nah
MassiveCollisionY
He already FUBAR. Stop running behind it because you'll only catch a southern wind. Instead, start focussing on closing every goddamn loophole and forms of corruption because if this door stays open, the next one won't be as stupid.
Otomasoteraph
Like he cares
mygodhasabiggerdick
I would have probably ended up in Leavenworth for disobeying a direct order or some shit.
Frencheeseater
doctorId
Yeah we tried that twice already and it didn't work
Frencheeseater
The Jan 6 rioters nearly succeeded, i don't see why more numerous & smarter people could not !
jadanks
My biggest worry at this point is if something doesnât happen to him before he flatlines, it will just set the precedent for future presidents to commit crimes with punishment
rongoins1
Please No ! This not what our military role in support of the President ... "escorting UFC Fighters is not their function.
gunzrunz
I was especially upset when the military personnel were saluting the fighters (many non US citizens) as they were leaving the White House. I believe this is a violation of protocol.
Stochastic52
Oh no! Not protocol!!
ojisama
Military members do not salute normal citizens. But I guess the UFC fighters are in their chain of command or heads of state. But yeah, not the worst thing, which is of course Obama's tan suit, which is so bad that it wasn't even against protocol.
ToSisPoS
Iâve surprised another of historyâs worst assassins didnât make an appearance.
newsguycraigevans
Remember when Obama was carrying a coffee mug and saluted a service member and how right wing pundits screamed and whined about it for weeks? Remember how they demanded decorum and claimed Obama was using troops as props?
FaithAlone
Nothing is worth saving if this government. The constitution has proven a failure. The institutions have prove to be ineffective and unable to respond to a fascist administration. The media has been practically complicit every step of the way. Both political parties have proven time and again yo put party loyalty over their commitment to benefiting the American voter.
Whitebeardthepirate
so then if there's no hope, why go on?
Stochastic52
Whatâs your plan? Are you even American? And damn you live in a sad world if you see no hope or benefit to America. One President, who will be gone, ends you?
LuminoZero
And every military member that went along with it betrayed their oath to serve the regime. I say this as a Veteran, fuck them. They are no brothers of mine.
Stochastic52
Because they went to a ufc match? Soft skinned
LuminoZero
Fuck off, Mars.
ihavethelowground
Violating flag code https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8 section d
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Itâs all pretty outdated, but for those still quoting Leviticus like itâs currentâŚ
Vercury
Fwiw the US flag code was litigated by the supreme court back in the 80s. It's basically meaningless now - that's why you can buy clothing items with the American Flag on it.
BrickSprickly
They dont care
Stochastic52
Neither does he or you. Athletes do it all the time. Check the Olympics.
BrickSprickly
Ahem.
Don't assume I don't care.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
Everyone that chose not to vote for Kamala IS A FUCKING MORON. This is your fault you clowns. You fell for right wing narratives and now weâre all paying for it. Fuck you for arrogant and shortsighted.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
*fuck you for being so
Whitebeardthepirate
their response? *leaning in close to your face with a big toothy grin "Awwww are you mad? are you mad? it's ok if you're mad, you can tell us you're mad. it's ok to be mad, you're mad right?"
zHurk777
Um, my take is that he means all of the Dems or "independents", not the magas. The magas are glad how they voted and wouldn't change a thing, so of course they'd be mocking "The Libs".
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
You forgot the smug bloviating about lesser evils
iusedtodream
I have a theory that Trump voters all have a legit personality disorder. It's what attracts them to Trump. It's why they can't say why they like him. They're either deep in denial about their own racism or sexism, or they know their views are unpopular - like the people who think SA should be legal.
zuken
This isn't just about the Trump voters, it also includes those who let Trump win by withholding their vote in protest. They think it'll teach the Dems to cater to the far fringes of the left and are fine watching everyone else suffer in the meantime.
iusedtodream
I'm sure there are some of those. But I suspect most of the "she didn't fill-in-the-blank" actually have a secret "ism". There are A LOT of white supremacists in this country, even among marginalized communities. Almost everyone in this country is some degree of sexist, too. We're not a healthy society.
organiclife3
All anyone could ever tell me was that Harris's record as a lawyer was "bad." Nothing really specific as to why it was bad, just that it was. And she laughed weird... So dumb.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
"She's a COP, and therefore we should let the literal convicted felon take office" was a train of logic I'll never understand.
VitaminJay
Her record was also markedly about recovery and alternative methods to avoid recidivism, but shitheads loved saying 'Kopmala'...
alsoAzrael
They usually tell me she would have been just as bad, and when I ask why they just go "c'mon, really? You really don't believe she would have been just as bad? Really? C'mon, really? Obviously she would have been just as bad. Somehow."
CarlBassett
I think Biden should have resigned on health grounds in his third year. Kamala would have become POTUS and everyone would have got used to her as President. Would have made it easier for her to win against Trump.
alsoAzrael
Yeah, true, that would have been a better decision. It's never easy taking the keys from grandpa.
resolved
Remember when fox lost their shit because Obama had a Marine hold an umbrella him in the rain...
ProjectDA
the only reason they were against it was ot showed a white man being subservient to a black man. everything thing else they said was to cover up the bigotry behind their hatred. fuck all that support the GOP. may they get what traitors deserve.
resolved
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTdwdDI4dTA4c3hsNGRsYnUwbXRyN2wzd2E0andoZnFubWRhMmZ3dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ummeQH0c3jdm2o3Olp/200w.webp
Vercury
Remember when they got mad about him wearing a tan suit, or the time he asked for Dijon mustard at the dinner table?
zHurk777
To be fair Michele Obama wore a sleeveless dress.
freakdiablo
I always laugh at the Dijon "scandal". Grey Poupon is owned by Kraft-Heinz. A jar costs about a buck more than a bottle of French's. It's like asking for hot sauce but something other than Tobasco - it's about preference, not being snobby.
Pikkupanda
I donât know that he even asked. Marines would naturally do that sort of thing for a POTUS.
HenryLongfellowIII
He was giving an official press conference with a state visitor (the Turkish PM), it began to rain, and Obama asked for umbrellas for both, saying that he had a change of suit, but was not sure about his guest. Just guessing, but perhaps the real issue was a white Marine holding an umbrella for President of color.
CarlBassett
I remember. They went on about an umbrella "not being uniform for a Marine" ignoring that (a) they're not holding it as uniform but for a duty and (b) when a Marine held an umbrella for Nancy Reagan as Ronnie's casket was being placed onto AF1 they seemed okay with that....
HenryLongfellowIII
Pikkupanda
That was my memory too.
Thank you for the polite exchange. :)
itwasababyox
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTA3bTFqeG14Yzg3eHN2dTZwZ2R3c3o2MnE0YjJ0a2k2OTllamE2dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11FiDF2fuOujPG/200w.webp
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Everybody knows what needs to happen. I'm on Team Clot, but I'll cheer whoever wins.
Nebbo
I'll be happy if he strokes-out mid rant on live TV. So very happy.
TrueLegateDamar
Team Yellowstone Caldera
DrNicholasRivierA
I'm on Team Mussolini-Style Execution.
Jamnew60
I am really disappointed in McDonaldâs. They are buying leaner beef with less cholesterol and artery clogging ingredients. A certain customer at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave can actually sit in bed at night and stuff double cheeseburgers down his throat with seemingly little effect.
LeftRightThere
Team beat Obama to the bottom of AF1 stairs
MechKelly
I was hoping for team falling light fixture from that godawful arch that was put up.
slightlybrokenegg
Iâm on team slip and fall into a comma
jacblake
, and then end period.
slightlybrokenegg
Oh yeah that man ainât waking up from a coma. I hope itâs coming down the stairs of air force one so we can get the footage and put it next to the clip of Biden stumbling and catching himself with #skillissue. also I get the joke I no good at spelling lol.
jacblake
I imagine him grabbing Melania on the way down the stairs. We get a two-fer on that joyous day!
WhyDontYouMakeMe
An eviction is an eviction
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I'm Team "I do operation. But Mistake. Yakuza Boss die."
GiantFlyingLabia
Yeah, Team He Starts Speaking Gibberish At A Rally and Then Falls Over In A Heap
nikinnorway12
i don't know how the top 5 guys are gonna simultaneously get clots though.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I'm willing to accept a miracle without question if it happens.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I'm on team public-trial.
Vercury
As if traditional justice will prevail when the enemy has corrupted the justice system to benefit fhemselves
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I didn't say 'traditional', just public.
Whitebeardthepirate
so what do you do with the new guy that miller/vought/thiel will just put in his place?
crazyspelling
Enjoy not having to wonder if the new guy is going to nuke Cuba or annex Greenland, for a start. How do I explain that I yearn for the day we'll only have to deal with "normal evil" again? Nice, predictable, rational evil. Evil that actually stayed awake in Economics class. Evil that doesn't cause massive collateral damage to everything it touches. Informed and calculated evil. Evil that isn't such a goddam embarrassment all the time. Classier evil.
TheLastBootyBender
Let the power vacuum destroy eachother
MechKelly
One step at a time.
DerpMeister
"It's futile to stand up to fascists because there will always be another one." Idiot
Whitebeardthepirate
"once trump is dead, everything will be all better! certainly not like there's anyone else causing these issues behind the scenes!" - bigger idiots.
Vercury
Regardless, the fight against fascism must continue. To do nothing is to accept failure.
Whitebeardthepirate
seems like every one of you keep misreading my messages. I'm not saying to not fight fascism, I'm trying to say hit EVERY TARGET! not just fucking cheeto kiddy fucker. i want to see posts about getting every one of them eliminated: Trump, vance, miller, vought, thiel, SCOTUS, get AIPAC, etc.
GenStrike
He's not the whole problem, but undoubtedly a big part of it.
Whitebeardthepirate
OrionRex
Once the figurehead dies the cult of personality will fracture. No matter who they choose to replace him they will never be able to recapture the entire herd. At worst they limp along with reduced support, at best disgruntled cultists kill their choice for being the wrong one in their eyes. Trumps death is a step forward, even if it looks like a step backward in many cases.
Whitebeardthepirate
jacblake
IMO, the best part would be that the Trump spawn will lose clout with International business suck-ups. Eric, DJTJ, Ivanka/Kushner wonât have daddyâs political pull. So they wither away into worthless obscurity.
ArchonIlladrya
Team that-guy-should-have-aimed-better.
TheTojo15
It wasnt even a hard shot. I hit 9â steel a that distance all goddamn day with just irons, but thatâs what you get for a staged attempt I guess. A miss and a dead firefighter smgdh
SleeperXib
Honestly, i don't think that guy was actually aiming for trump
TheTojo15
Definitely not
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Maybe it's harder than it looks. The guy that got Kirk mostly got luckily. His elevation was way off but happened to hit an important artery.
keelindsey
Team "Massive stroke that leaves him a veggie stuck shitting himself in a wheelchair, fully aware of his surroundings but unable to interact with them at all". That being said, anything. Anything at all.
Xenarion
Nah, I don't want him to become a martyr. I want him to have an humiliating death that will shatter any possible image of a strong man he's desperately trying to have. Let him shit himself on camera before falling down stairs.
iDONTKNOWstopaskingme
bril350
They will make him one anyway. He could go up on stage and hang himself while jacking off and they would still blame dems for it
Xenarion
Some will, some won't. There's a significant part of his base that follow him because he gives a "strong leader" impression. Shatter that image well enough and a chunk of them will shatter too.