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randomly asking out female barista who i barely know
"...b-but i come here often..."
Mar 12, 2015 1:35 PM
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"...b-but i come here often..."
StarrryNight
"I make coffee all day why the fuck would I want to go for more fucking coffee! *throws scalding hot coffee on you*"
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
Pro-tip: Don't ask anyone out. Remember, they are people and would probably appreciate not being asked out.
myrtheus
Charlie?
somepeoplecallmeyou
For scientists: Natalia Poklonskaya (and a sad frog)
inkspeaker
Pro-tip: Don't ask out baristas retail employees. Remember, they are at work and would probably appreciate not being asked out.
inkspeaker
*or
SrPerusse
Yeah, wait until they are off the clock and then follow them home.
inkspeaker
Sweet summer child.
ThisIsNoCave
Actually, you shouldn't ask them out because they were probably friendly to you mainly because they are paid to give good customer service
inkspeaker
That too.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Bold strategy cotton, but think about how many fedora wearers would ask out a cute barista daily.
CoolHandRK
1 that we now know of.
StarrryNight
aw wow, bet the people they ask out wish they could go out with a swell bully like you instead.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Looooool wtf. Who am I bullying? It's just a very fedora loving thing to ask out a Batista.
CoolHandRK
What does you being a regular have anything to do with her dating you?
ReaperNo1
She owes him man, she owes him!
YeahICanHearYouClemFandango
ew..
CoolHandRK
They probably have a hundred regulars, is she supposed to fuck them all?
Zetirix
Is she not supposed to?!
nursesalt
ReaperNo1
Wow, you guys can't take a joke today. But in for a penny, in for a pound, I'm going to ride this one out. *ahem* If she likes her job!
CoolHandRK
This is part of the joke. Keep up.
ReaperNo1
It went down to -1 in a couple seconds.:v Anyway: I just haven't decided if it should be one at a time or all at once Sasha Grey style.
ReaperNo1
Why would you ask a barista if she wanted to go for coffee?
WolfInSheepsClothing
You work in I.T? wanna go fix some computers sometime?
ReaperNo1
Oh, so you're a Vet Tech? That's so cool! What do you think about hanging out on Sat and clipping my dog's nails?
Krieghund
That would totally work on my wife.
Fe2Mg5Si8O22OH2
You're an air filtration expert? Wanna go breathing sometime?
WolfInSheepsClothing
Oh you're a prostitute?....