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Women of Imgur, try it, it works.
Apr 20, 2014 5:55 PM
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ThatIsNachoCheese
So, I can't find the source (it's some tumblr), but this is definitely fanart for Teen Wolf.
BidoofOfDestiny
IsThisTheRealLifeIsThisJustPharmacy
I came to find this gif. +1
SpaceKen
Sithrak
Yeah, nice.
VaultDweller
OP. OP. He's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!
HardRockHallelujah
Ok, I laughed xD
7543
Lmao!! I so want to upvote this 1,000 times! One of the top 10 posts on imgur I have seen!
AtTiCuSvAyNe
Best gif I've seen in a while good sir!
RippedAnus
Epic =D
Argoyle
The second line is a syllable short and its meter is off. Maybe use "vagoo" instead?
Puppet7x7
I noticed that too, and immediately thought of saying "vageen" a la Borat.
SpaceKen
I didn't think of vagoo haha. But "Pussy" would fit the meter but I didn't want to be too vulgar :P
BeaglesLoveBlueberries
Hooha? Vayjay?
FlabberghastedSonOfSatan
Vagem
livebackwards
"Cooter" would play well in the South.
JeanLucPicard
Or the variant: "Coochie"
teaearlgreyhot
BearAttack
Kaylee <3
Curadh
My wife does this to me all the time. Not as a serious offer, she just loves the joke.
KojiKnight
My wife does this to me all the time... and is serious. She just loves saying "in my vagina", especially in public to embarrass me...
dreamingvividly
I'm going to start sending this to my boyfriend every time I want sex. He's gon' love it.
quasimodo69
Damn right he will!
vanella
Yeah...no it doesn't, and now Chris Evans have a restraining order on me :(
ihateyourband
I'm not unattractive, but this does not work when I've tried it. Guys get nervous. Think it's a trick
Sreds
I volunteer as tribute.
MrWolfwood
Finally a sign I understand! She wants to go to the movies.
Vexd
*depression intensifies*
ScienceDiscoverer
Y, I hate this kind of posts. I guess I'll leave imgur cos of them. Screw this stupid site.
Vexd
But how will you discover more science!?
ScienceDiscoverer
With magic, ofc!
lightningfury
My husband tries all that subtle foreplay stuff. After a few minutes I'm just like, "do you wanna have sex?" "Yes?" "Well then ok!"
MrsSwagglebottom
Nope. My husband complains that im not romantic enough
zephyr3
Then tell his friends he complains when you do this. They will slap the man back into him
darearkin
THIS is the kind of "subtlety" we need. xD
RipVanFit
As a Latin American guy, you need to put more attention amigos, girls are easy to decipher.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Yeah well Spanish is a much simpler language than English. English is complex & confusing.
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JustCallMeBean
I remembered. I did not forget you Original OP
thesneakiestweasel
Being subtle is a mark of respect for the fact that the other person might not be into you! You test the waters first to see how they react
shapalapa
This might work better than saying you're in love with them... That, uh, seems to freak them out...
ikmbaa
ONLY IN AMERICA
arcadephucking
10/10 would be confused about "frick"
bochikiniki
I'm confused... is she complaining about her pants?
AgonistAnt
Case and point.
Anubs568
http://imgur.com/BPCyd
lalisa
My boyfriend teases me about my lack of subtlety, but why not just say what I want so that I might actually get what I want?
SirBraxton
Obligative "but not the subtlety we deserve!"
ToranagaTheShogun
It would save us from so much trouble.
Zillathejokekiller
This is the kind of "subtlety" I give my boyfriend. @champblankman, we gon' frick.
xSolidSnake
xD
Trashgarbage
yessss
Onlyhereforthelaughs
As a man, can confirm.
AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
But not the kind we deserve.
mCrashWTF
Indeed, if we got thongs to make it to mainstream, I think we can get this movement completed too!
Eechee
-.. but not the subtlety we deserve.
MajinPuu
Smh... shush
WhatDidITellYouAboutMakingUpAnimals
I knew this was going to be here.
crazyladyinahurricane
Makes it sad when they turn you down though :(
ikmbaa
TBH IF YOU TRIED THAT LINE ID BE VERY STARTLED SO YOUD NEED TO WAIT A MINUTE FOR ME TO FUMBLE THE WORD YES
mtad1691
When he turns you down for being too "forward", he's not the right person. Tough lesson, and still learning! :)
theflyingnun
"So I'm still too ugly for no strings attached sex? Great! That's just great. That really bodes well for my future."
MeanKitty
YES.
HelloMyNameIsAlreadyInUseBySomeoneEsle
Same goes the other way around i'm afraid :/ Kinda ruins the day for both genders in the victim zone
MeanKitty
Whatever, you say that but usually it just scares men away when I come on like this.
AnExpertInThisField
As a fellow guy... yes. Please... A stare don't work, idiots always stare... we need the subtlety of a brick.
ahorin
Although, this method may not work if they aim for the head, knocking the acquired mate unconscious
froggyrules
that is dating cavewoman style.
jcarn
I don't know man, my gf's stare pretty much screams it.
moodmc
This is confusing, because I've been told off for having the subtlety of a brick before...
BubblesTheFish
That sounds like a lot of HOOPLA! a lot of HOOPLA! HOOPLA HOOPLA- *Brick*
Avatar720
Sounds like a lot of hoopla to me.
AnExpertInThisField
Two hundred and forty eight points for this! Wow! I... I never would have thought... *clutches person to his chest like an oscar* Thank you!
mCrashWTF
Indeed, if we got thongs to make it to mainstream, I think we can get this movement completed too!
AnExpertInThisField
Hear hear!
Silenceisbliss
That's a good idea. If we're not getting the message, feel free to literally throw a brick with the message on it at us.
redsky33
Honestly, at this point, I'd more than welcome that.
NotNotDeadpool
In some places that is foreplay.
duskesko
I gather you are deadpool.
NotNotDeadpool
Well somebody mastered the double negative
cephalopodrex
....suddenly the reason why men won't sleep with me when I hint that I want them to makes sense. horrible, sad brick-related sense.
Flucksy
I've had brick like subtlety break my nose and I still didn't notice. I'm kinda stupid though.
AnExpertInThisField
A brick, a stick, or just say "We gon' frick"...
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
'cause if you don't you'll have to schlick
commedesconnes
As a fellow girl this is the subtlety I need.
ikmbaa
BUT ITS A NUMBERS GAME, I TRY THE "WANNA FUCK?" LINE ON STRANGE GIRLS IT ONLY WORKS DURING CLUB HOURS, DURING THE DAY I GET ABUSED.
commedesconnes
OK BUT MAYBE NOT THAT FORWARD. BUT MAY YOU SHOULD STOP HITTING ON STRANGE GIRLS. MAYBE NORMAL GIRLS WANNA DO FUK FUK. LOL
YourSuperiros
*picks up brick*
commedesconnes
Y
YourSuperiros
woosh
eggmuffin
You bought me a drink. You kissed me. You groped my dick. Now you're giving me a lap dance. I'm thinking your bum is probably just itchy.
eggmuffin
"Better not read too much into it."
klarkuo
It's okay, I knew a girl that was totally into me drunk but completely not when she was sober- wait
eggmuffin
Well, alcohol removes inhibitions. So either she's just really touchy-feely, in which case she'd be into everyone. Or she likes you. Maybe.
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
I knew a girl like that, too. She once told me she loved me and the only thing I could think to say was "I know".
klarkuo
How did it work out?
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
50/50. I said it unintentionally, but she didn't pick up on it, so that was probably for the best.
ikmbaa
HE FLEW THE FUCKING MILENIUM FALCON INTO THE DEATH STAR TRENCH AND BECAME A HERO OF THE NEW REPUBLIC MOTHERFUCKER
jackaldude2
Cartoon guy has Markiplier's hair...
Alxchemist
http://imgur.com/0CHVoHD
CaramelThundahhh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZKsbgGCMAAYt9f.jpg
Acalia
I think i'd accept if a girl 100% randomly did this to me.
AmbientSquid
Why does "We gon' FRICK" make me so much more uncomfortable than saying "We gon' Fuck"?
Oooldfart
Hint: you can do this but you have to make him feel like he's the first and only one you would ever do it to.
nikkibop
ChangedMyName
I'd still mess it up
ImGonnaNeedYouToLetMeTouchIt
http://beats4la.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4043-1347547777-9.gif
liarma
Lost it at 'we gon' frick'
SpicedNipples
You mean right at the end?
DrDickinbottom
where else were you supposed to lose it?
flubberfucker
You laughed at the punchline of the joke. Congratulations. Now go back to Tumblr & continue "not even being able to even."
ThunderAtHawaii
and "did you just"
DrunkShakespeare
Did you just? I can't even...
whereistheplot
ok
Boxingbud
You've received swift punishment for your post. I apologize.
vxjasonxv
So close to the end. Try again later.
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Lost it at the punchline
aguyuno
......you mean the punchline? Seriously?
liarma
Congratulations, you're the 4th or 5th person to reply to my comment with that.
aguyuno
Congratulations, you got 100 points for posting common fucking sense
liarma
umad?
blewinfromstupidtown
I guess that's Elliot, then
YouWillNeverGetThisUserName
I think the punchline is VAGINA. If you leave out the last frame the comic still works. Leave out the 3rd and its makes no sense.
BuckOhNine
This is how my wife acts... always.
Thephedora
Your wife is awesome?
WhatzitTooya
I guess she isn't your wife for no good reason...
blargg6969
That must be a beautiful marraige
iDoubtYourCommitmentToSparkleMotion
I can't get enough of my man. I chase him down so often he can hardly keep up. I think everyone should be that crazy in love.
MrWolfwood
I slipped up once and called my friends kid a fuck trophy. Honest mistake, later that week the toddler had a shirt that said #1 Fuck trophy
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
#1 food to poop converter and noise maker
gigglyglue
Lol, my mom calls me and my brother crotch goblins.
TheColourPeach
You. I want to be your friend
sillysalamander
My boyfriend thinks I would be like that as well if we lived together, it's his main reason why it'd be a bad idea: "We'd get nothing done!"
CZ75B
Mine too! She approaches me with this "I know something you don't know" bravado. Then quotes step brothers about many miles and seed. Arghh!
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
inb4 is she single
BuckOhNine
Nope. But looking for a 3rd.
bumblebeehedgehogfish
Male? Female? Other? USA? UK? Dubai? Sub? Dom? Switch? I like reading people's shopping lists.
BuckOhNine
USA. Details don't matter as long as there's a rubber.
bumblebeehedgehogfish
Damn my European heritage!
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
I need milk and eggs and some vegetable oil.
Sasstiel
Yeah, a lot of mine and my bf's conversations sound just as ridiculous as this. We're children on the inside.
NRT1010
Lies.
foxkaldir
Me and my girlfriend would do this all the time..
ferretfox
lol +1
myhamsterissocute
'would do' ? is she your future girlfriend?
0xabad1dea
psst. That gif is pronounced "if I had one."
hamburgerbutt
...if...if you had one?
foxkaldir
NERDGASMM
Commenting for later use.
Beepat
Dinkleburg!!!
BarackHObama
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
ObeseWanKenobi
How crass, Mr. President.
legolover4678
That poor cat.
IAmAFlyingCamelPleasedToMeetYouPleaseIgnoreTheCrane
Reference understood!
aquaku
step 1: be attractive
listermayne
step 2: don't be ugly
MrRectangle
im pretty easy on the eyes and ive been single for 3 years!
itxtalone
if not attractive, have low standards
hotbuttmud
Step 3: Blink more often
mariella
The guy on this comic is Derek Hale, and his actor is very attractive!
Bicz
Step 2: be a sketch
RawrGrr
can bypass this if said woman is kept away from men for a disordinant amount of time and thereafter only allowed to interact with you.
IamNotGoodWithUsernames
Step 1 : Checked. Now where's the rest of that guide?
DevoutSkeptic
step 1: make up excuses for not pursuing men/women.
LooseCannonSpock
*goes for a mirror*...FUCK!
JPBStory
No, no. Attractiveness to people who aren't you.
LooseCannonSpock
*goes to a person who isn't myself... comes back* FUCK!
JPBStory
Bugger. Worth a try.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Step 1 is only a requirement if the person you are trying this on has already completed Step 1.
joeBama
well... she's attractive to me. And i think i'm a slob.
ozzymustaine
step 2: don't be unattractive
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
"Attractive". Let's think about that. Do you look like the cover of Cosmo or GQ? No? Weird. How about instead you have intelligence... (1/2)
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
...kindness, thoughtfulness, caring, insight. All of these things are "attractive".
shadowex3
And then you get bitched at for being a fedora neckbeard beta mra dudebro...
killerdog
not nessesary.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Check.
IEatGreenBeretsForBreakfast
Step 1: Be confident. Step 2: Be respectful. Step 3: Be outgoing. Step 4: Dress well. Looks are not as important as you think.
lurkerindisguise
Dress for the woman you want ; i always get complimented by people i like for how i dress. Same for people i hate who bitch on it
mckack
http://imgur.com/IQ667wD
ScienceDiscoverer
Nonsense. This is so stupid picture, nothing to do with my world, at least. I think with worlds of others too.
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
Or you can just be attractive and there's no need for more steps
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
Spoken like a true person who's given up. Be nice to people. That's the most attractive thing there is.
Tehadam
It really is, but it has to be genuine kindness, none of that "I just want to fuck you so thats why Im nice" type of kindness. Just be nice.
drewism
Step 2: Go outside.
ScienceDiscoverer
Why?
WaffleIron01
Step 3: Profit
AStainlessSteelRat
Have you SEEN all the ugly kids around? Being attractive is NOT a requirement of getting laid. Alcohol may cause your mileage to vary.
JPBStory
Step 1b: be attractive in some major way, if not physically, then somehow. Humour and musical talent seem to be the classics.
actualbeauquet
yea i cant say no when im passed out
AStainlessSteelRat
*headdesk*
Zephirenth
Step 2: If not attractive, introduce potential mate to copious amounts of alcohol.
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
Step 3: Commence rape.
Autodidact86
Step 4: Profit?
captaingaymerica
As an incredibly awkward girl, there is no way this would work.
larperdoodle
The only way this wouldn't work is if he thought you were joking
francisdolarhyde
Oh it works.
Thephedora
As a not awkward man... YOU CAN DO IT!!!
thescarydude
As an awkward guy, just lick my beard and I'll know what you want.
JohnTheRipper
this would so work on me. holy fuck.
Dekker3D
I think, if you did manage to do it, it'd just be even more adorable. Then again, any girl who makes me laugh pretty much has me already.
corneliuskap
you under estimate yourself
captaingaymerica
you overestimate myself
Radey
Sweety, we have boobs. Trust me, it'll work.
JGBookMan
As a man of science I must say that this hypothesis needs to be tested before it can be accepted. I'll be your first test subject ;)
serolmyapsennon
As someone who has a totally awkward female friend who tried telling me it wouldn't work but finally tried, it worked.
mufasaooooohhsayitagain
Awww good for her!
CopperWench
"I GOT SOME ICE FOR YOUR CROTCH! I'M SHOVING THE CROTCH-ICE UNDER THE DOOR!"
AraFace
BEE AND PUPPYCAT.
Emrii
I 100% agree. It's exaggerated how men will have sex with any breathing warm body. No way this would work.
Raelag
I can guarantee it will.
josethclay
trust me it would work
MistaBlank
My very awkward girlfriend sent me this. I'm very pleased by it.
captaingaymerica
But she's your girlfriend, that's totally cheating!
peachypunch
As John H. Everyman, yeah, yeah it would.
JPBStory
Incredibly awkward guys do it every day.
ZebraCockSandwich
i feel like this would accomplish more laughter and awkward looks with my husband than anything else lol.
Regalior
As an incredibly awkward guy, I have no idea if this would work either. Someone less awkward should do the maths and figure this out.
BuckOhNine
As a man, you know not the power you hold.
legolover4678
This.
GarrettStopMotion
Yep, if a even mildly attractive girl did this to me, id find it funny, and hang out probably.
DontLoseYourWay
And by hang out you mean frick right?
GarrettStopMotion
Why not both?, I would rather have the personality and looks both, course maybe that's why I have no Gf :(
DontLoseYourWay
Just because she's down to frick doesn't mean she doesn't have a nice personality.
shonie
As an awkward girl, it's like owning a lightsaber - cool but UNUSEABLE since you still need a bitta skill to wield it...
JPBStory
It only requires skill if being used on someone who's looking for ludicrously specific skills. Anyone else finds its mere existence awesome.
shonie
This metaphor it turning into inception. I mean, if I have said power but offer clumsily, gone is my chance and pride in one move... :/
JPBStory
Lightsabers don't get given to people who aren't worthy of using them. The jedi council must see something in you, even if you don't.
BuckOhNine
Tell that to the Tauntaun that Han killed.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Downvote me for shallowness if you want to, but the trick is to make sure you try it with someone in your league.
FlyLikeBrick
Yeah, dude, that's a good point.
MutterVonKatzen
i think this makes a lot of sense...
camelturk
Im sure you would do fine
captaingaymerica
no really
camelturk
There is no way a man would say no to a girl if she did something like that
captaingaymerica
how do you know i'm not, like, super ugly with a bad personality?
Gertig
Because I know.
clubbedtolife
Seriously, just...try it on a dude you just met at a party. If you want to. But there's like, at worst, a 90% chance of success.
camelturk
Cause your comment shows humility
tranderas
As an incredibly awkward guy, this is way too forward and I would immediately be scared off.
ZoranKnight
I agree. Something that forward would definitely turn me off. If someone I didn't know did that to me we couldn't even be friends
ginners
All my male friends that I find attractive would say the same thing as you.
ZoranKnight
Then you have some good friends :) If you're trying to date one of them, be subtle and take it slow.
imredheaded
I wouldn't be scared, but I wouldn't believe her. If she started stripping the both of us, then I might believe her.
tranderas
If it was someone I had known for awhile and who I felt a connection with already it might be different.
tranderas
I'm old-timey with sex, seeing it as an act of love. You can't be in love with someone you just met.
imredheaded
I am generally the same way, but I have reached a point in my life where I don't mind if it is a moment of lust. Almost 28 years of nothing
phyzome
Old-timey counterattack! What about love at first sight?
tranderas
I don't believe in it. I think you can crush and have a rumbling in your loins at first sight, but love? No.
Gertig
Do it. I trust you.
captaingaymerica
CARLOS
Gertig
tehehe
captaingaymerica
it's been so long
Smayds
http://imgur.com/sxMxDos
Jusmar
I have a dating problem.
Smayds
...
?! (God, that gif is so appropriate right now!)
DoctorWatchamacallit
but this is an entirely new kind of dating. altogether
Smayds
but this is an entirely new kind of dating.
AngryJellyfish
but this is an entirely new kind of dating.
HowDoIInternet
GUYS. A GIRL IS FLIRTING WITH ME. WE'RE GOING ON A DATE. IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I WENT ON A DATE. I JUST NEEDED TO TELL SOMEONE.
imverytallyep
Congrats, hope it goes well
2Ghoul4School
Why has it been 3 years? Are you picky or are they?
HowDoIInternet
A little of both, but my lack of confidence May or may not play a role. She totally came up to me, so that's what kinda got this started.
chocobosrcute
The internet is proud of you my friend n_n
ReallyWellFuck
Yo all I'm saying iz sup
ontovictory
Whoop whoop!
CeeOhDeeY
be home before dark, outerweb is scary at night.
Lpbekka
GO YOU!!!! Enjoy your date :D
Epsllon
Congratulations, I hope you enjoy yourself, honey.
libentia
Nice, have fun then! :)
VeryArousedKoala
GODSPEED
NorthRex
WE WANT FOLLOW UP! keep us updated!
HowDoIInternet
I will!
cable7193
YOU GO LIL HOMIE!
jellyseinfeld
You the man
ScienceDiscoverer
But flirting and dating is just part of animal-like mating games of humans. This is nonsense.
potatoplatypus
It's been 2 years since I've been on a date... how do you get dates? How do these things work?
HowDoIInternet
I honestly have no idea. And if you saw her and you saw me, you'd be as surprised as I am. She came up to me for some reason.
thisisthebesticouldowithouthaspacebar
IT'S A CRUEL JOKE. RUN. But seriously, don't talk down about yourself, be confident. You've got this.
HowDoIInternet
Haha. I know. I know I'm fun and interesting. But she's a 10(without a doubt) and I'm like a 6.5 or 7.
Bassguitarist192
DO NOT whip it out when you first meet her no matter how much you read in people magazine that it's a gif idea
swiftmark
I wonder if that was @cagg 's mistake...
wyliebunny
Yaaayyy! Have fun and be safe you crazy kids!
zenxan
Oh my god! I went on a really hot date recently and then she invited me into her bed but I couldn't touch her because of my psychoses.
TimTamFlimFlam
REPORT BACK, DONT BECOME @cagg 2.0
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TimTamFlimFlam
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, @HowDoIInternet
KTSmitty37
Congrats! Now have fun (But not too much fun!)!
Arakon
Hah, I broke your record. Easily. Way too easily. *hugs beer bottle*
OccamLazer
Wait, you're going out into the real world? You are a brave man!
HowDoIInternet
I'm so scared, @themagyar. What's the keystroke to tag people out there? Ctrl 2 still?
IEatGreenBeretsForBreakfast
Keep your cool man. Remember to relax and show her a good time. Think of some funny and interesting things to talk about BEFORE hand!
DidIJustSeeSomebodyDie
Congrats bro! I left you a little surprise on your profile to congratulate you and for good luck!
killerdog
@capslockpolice
CAPSLOCKPOLICE
Woahilikeit
Wear a condom!
HowDoIInternet
I think I'm allergic to latex. And I hopefully won't be needing one for at least a few dates :-p
MoMon3yMoProblems
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131102231616/vampirediaries/images/f/f1/Phil-Thumbs-Up.gif
AnaphylacticShark
Don't cum prematurely. Or it's another 3 years for you, laddy.
HowDoIInternet
Haha I don't plan to be in that situation for a while.
h3lblad3
Another 7 years, then!
HowDoIInternet
*20
femalegarthfromwaynesworld
You gon' frick?
HowDoIInternet
God she's way out of my league, so at some point I hope so. Ha. I want to play it slow though. Ya feel?
Greeneyeddevil
How did it go?? I hope it was fun!
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Greeneyeddevil
Wooooo!!
HowDoIInternet
:-D
HowDoIInternet
Not til later this week, but I will update everyone!
Pappadiddy91
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChomskyWouldnt
yeaaaaaaah boy
jollyjollypop
Keep calm and be yourself :D
siddiqus
How could you tell she was flirting? I can never tell. But then again no one flirts with me hahahah I'm so alone
HowDoIInternet
Hey don't worry! She actually told me she was flirting. That's the only way I knew. Hahaha. Girls are hard.
LinRAH
Oooh I'm late, I hope it went fabulously!
HowDoIInternet
No it's not til later this week. I mean I haven't even asked her yet, but it's a sure deal. She told me. Hahahaha :)
hippopoopamoose
Get off your phone, dummy! You're on a date!
HowDoIInternet
Nah it's later this week. I'll update all of you beautiful people!
Jnoof
Tell us how it goes!
HowDoIInternet
For sure!
Paperkut
I expect you to update us on how it went!
HowDoIInternet
I will! Thanks for helping me get so many freaking points, hahah.
trekkre
GET THE FUCK OFF IMGUR AND GET READY
SailorVSays
Yay! I went on a date for the first time in 1.5 years last night.
HowDoIInternet
Congrats!!! How'd it go?
Dreadpyr8Westley
appaismyspiritanimal
Do you have any single male friends? We could double date.
HowDoIInternet
Lots of them. But I want to go on a first date alone. Haha.
TacticalKitten
I WANT AN UPDATE ON THIS, STAT!
HowDoIInternet
When we go, I'll be sure to update everyone!
swiftmark
After @cagg I wouldn't hold my breath...
Biostar01
Commenting for future reference to amazing thread. That aside, good luck bro!
HowDoIInternet
Hey thanks!
JoeBlind
You go out there and you have the best fucking date ever man. That's an order.
swiftmark
Don't pull an @cagg on us, we've been hurt before.
HowDoIInternet
What did he do? If he didn't update you guys, never fear! This comment got so many points I will be for sure making an update post.
HowDoIInternet
As long as the date goes well, of course.
NOPENOPE
*right click username* *bookmark this link* I've been hurt recently @mypetspider he said he would twerk if he hit the front page. Didn't
mypetspider
This week im doing so long as my sister isnt home so its not that I forgot but other reasons
AStainlessSteelRat
*right clicks and saves screenshot*
Now stop trying to chicken out!
legolass
Four for you HowDoIInternet! You go HowDoIInternet!
BatMidget
I RECENTLY GOT MY FIRST DATE. WE STARTED DATING IN VALENTINE'S DAY AND WE'RE STILL GOING OUT. I FELT THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO TELL ABOUT IT.
HowDoIInternet
CONMUTHAFUCKINGRATS! I hope it continues!
BatMidget
Thanks! Me too.
NOPENOPE
THE ONLY TIME CAPS LOCK IS APPROPRIATE.
BatMidget
AGREED!
IAmMoonMoonhearmederp
Remember! More important than anything, be yourself :D
Someonesomewhereinacountry
Show her this!
BurntRamen
Don't show her this!
LarryTheLobster
And watch as you suddenly become single again!
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I misread that as "Show her tits!"
Someonesomewhereinacountry
That's... that's what I meant.
ReginaFalange42
rock on man!
AMFMAN
Just be yourself, have fun
yodog117
How'd it go?
HowDoIInternet
We've been dating for 6 months now and on Thursday we lost our virginities to each other. It was a big day.
Ladysauce27
I hope you have the sex
marieray
On the first date? She's not going to buy the cow if she gets the milk for free!
HowDoIInternet
Nah that's second date.I hadn't seen Harry potter so she lent me all of the movies.I didn't watch the last one so we can *watch*it together.
IamNotGoodWithUsernames
Just make sure you don't go all "Ron Weasley" And fire your wand prematurely..
HowDoIInternet
The funny thing is I have red hair and kinda look like Ron. And she's reaaaaaally attractive. So much that I wouldn't be surprised if I did.
Barcobaner
I've never been on a date
HowDoIInternet
It'll happen! Be confident and fun. Girls/guys whoever will draw to you.
thegr8rambino
fuck you and your happiness lol jk
whutserface
Congratulations! Don't fuck it up!
InboxMeYourBeards
Congrats :) Remember: brush your teeth, wash your ass, and be yourself. Good luck!!
MrRectangle
ive been single about that long. good luck sir
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Make sure you can run faster horny than she can scared
HowDoIInternet
I can't tell you how hard I just laughed
saffronreynolds
hope it goes well :D
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saffronreynolds
yayy you!
HowDoIInternet
Thanks!
DogeLove
Oh God, I got so excited!!! UPDATE US!!!!
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DogeLove
Fucking awesome! Hope is turns out great for both of you! Be happy :)
HowDoIInternet
thanks :)
HowDoIInternet
I will!
superspicychillipepper
That is awesome!
funkymonkeee
Monica...
tex81024
HOW DID THE DATE GO
HowDoIInternet
Well this was 2 years ago--- and we're still dating:) so I imagine the date went well? Haha
tex81024
I'd imagine so, good on ya m8
HowDoIInternet
Thanks man!
Nymerian
Tell her the Lannisters send their regards :)...then kill her world :D...with your penis :)
fulano79
Every sword needs a "sheathe"
WaysideLucius
I like you
Nymerian
nawwwh shucks :D i like you too
LeslieKnope2016
Beautiful.
ThePatchyBeard
Be careful in the outernet.
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ThePatchyBeard
What are you updating?
HowDoIInternet
You guys on the date!
ThePatchyBeard
Sorry, I knee-jerked a response without clicking the link.
uberpoepie
Also works: "Be careful out the internet".
2Ghoul4School
I'm saving that word and in case I some day get super famous and young little shits start saying it, I want you to know I'll credit you.
ThePatchyBeard
I got it from one of those tumb1r posts.
DotSlashNatalie
Make sure your firewall is enabled.
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ThePatchyBeard
And by firewall we mean a condom, and by enabled we're talking 'bout your penis.
HowDoIInternet
Haha I don't plan to go that route for a while. I think I'll know when she wants to, if she does. Also I'm a virgin so.
AntiDownVoteActivist
ENGAGE MAXIMUM AWKWARD!
HowDoIInternet
Hahahaha. I don't plan to do that for a while. And I think I'm allergic to latex.
ThePatchyBeard
That's no excuse not to use protection. I hear good things about sheepskin condoms.
BlinX1098
Just use a snickers wrapper...
mufasaooooohhsayitagain
Congrats darlin! I hope you have a wonderful time and at least get a kiss at the end of the date :)
fizzbitch
lmfao love your username
mufasaooooohhsayitagain
Thanks :) http://imgur.com/GbKgT5h
babyjoker
on your dick
SparklingCockWaffle
Came to post the exact same thing, damn you. +1 for you
DontFeedTheBair
I want to upvote you but it is currently at 69 points......I'll leave it alone.
mufasaooooohhsayitagain
*a very sloppy, wet kiss on your dick.
HowDoIInternet
Good lord I'm a virgin.
funkwumasta
given by her vagina.
HowDoIInternet
If she decides to take my virginity at some point then so be it. But not for a while, I'd hope.
mufasaooooohhsayitagain
Awwww yisssssss
PrestigiousWaffle
And or anus.
FightingLikeWildcats
Hey, hey buddy. It's gonna be alright! Just calm down. I'm a girl, I can tell you how to make this night a success. It'll be easy (1/2)
HowDoIInternet
The most difficult part is the fact that I don't have a car. I'm going to suggest we go to dinner and then wakk around and stuff, but 1/?
HowDoIInternet
Do I tell her to just meet me at the place? I know she really likes me, so I'm not worried about the date. Just the legistics of it all 2/2
Theertzuinianer
If she has Seen the notebook ( and I think a DVD of it Domes with every Uterus) you can also pick her up by bike ;)
HowDoIInternet
Haha. Funny thing is I've seen it like 4 times (by myself, I'm very manly shut up) and she hasn't ever seen it. We'll fix her soon enough.
RicecakesMcgee
I wouldn't want a guy to pick me up on a first date. I'd rather meet them somewhere.
FightingLikeWildcats
Very good point, it definitely makes me feel at ease and more independent.
WhoLovesPie
Date idea, because you don't get to talk, and you're not close enpugh yet to make out or hold hands. Coffee, lunch, the zoo, aquarium...
WhoLovesPie
If you have her meet you there, you both have the option of politely bowing out if things get awkward. DO NOT go to a movie. terrible first
HowDoIInternet
Hmm good point! And yeah I was planning dinner and walk around. Movies are for high school dates.
FightingLikeWildcats
That should be fine. If she likes you, it's the time you spend together, not how you get there. Is it easy for her to get there?
HowDoIInternet
Yeah, it's really close to her place. Like 5 or 10 minutes. Do I ask for a ride home? Hahaha. Its like a 45 minute walk from my apartment.
consistentelk7973
oh man, I've driven myself to many a date and not really thought much of it. She's hoping you're a genuinely nice guy. That's about all. :)
FightingLikeWildcats
Listen close, not too hard. Be funny, don't joke too much. Just be smart but not a know it all. Wear the perfect outfit. Say nothing wrong
FightingLikeWildcats
In all honesty, we're usually nervous too and call the date a success if we were able to carry a conversation the whole time.
ZhangLau
"Say nothing wrong" Isn't that the most vague description of how to please a ladyfriendthing?
FightingLikeWildcats
No, it's actually really easy. Just say all the right things!
ZhangLau
I should say thank you for the other tips too then :)
IDontKnowHowToHuman
So you're actively trying to condemn us all to virginity? What are you, Bob Barker for humans?
froggyrules
see, now I can't tell if you're having a laugh or honestly think it's simple.
FightingLikeWildcats
See? Easy as 1-2-3!
froggyrules
seriously? this is like walking a tight-rope.
AStainlessSteelRat
Yeah, over a pit of starving crocodiles while the entire world stands by watching and passing judgment. Time to get sick and stay home...
WhiteRussian523
THAT SOUNDS WAY TO COMPLICATED FOR MOST MEN
Granolaclusters
*singing* A-B-C! 1-2-3! Also you left out the part where he has to perform a complicated summoning ritual and make a deal with the devil.
FightingLikeWildcats
I just fucking cackled at this. Pretty sure I just scared my roommate...
Dawnstempest
Pfft, the deal with the devil is the easy part. It's the crossroads demon that you need. And even then you can't be sure of a good date.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
And you must figure out her password, without hints. http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1mYzEzN2U0NzhlZWZmNDU3.png