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wastheking
Ahhh swampy summer how I haven't missed you.
Sloanies
I'm a woman and I do this. Lady bits get cramped too.
Krisgt30
Ahhh the old, not so slick, ball wiggle.
lampeskjermvask
The good thing about living in Norway, I guess, is that it's usually so cold all year round that my scrotum is usually not... dangling.
Hunter1133
I just laughed hard enough to scare my neighbors
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Everyone understands after this many reposts
brigg78
Switching to boxer briefs really helped limit the nut shuffle
owmyribs
As a lady, an entirely similar thing happens to us in certain kinds of underoo.
balescnhc
go on...
dancypantsy
The prettiest underwear are always the most uncomfortable.
YepItsLauren
Women have a version of this. It involves a little dance step when shorts ride up.
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
No, I'm pretty sure women know what this means, too.
rallemus
Could we stop with the "only [specific group] will understand" ? Call it #guyproblems or something.
THESLANn
I don't understand this guess I'm not a real man
Blackbird2Raven
As a woman, I do this when my underwear gives me a wedgie or camel toe or the elastic pulls my . . . you know what, nevermind.
AdoIfHitIer
Don't understand. Please elaborate.
FezezAreCool
As a woman I understand completely what this means
smeddlybeans9000
Fart
levetiracetam
Gotta get rid of that random, vulva air bubble sometimes.
bennux
I'm a man....I don't understand......
Floppywok
from the comments it looks like sweaty balls. I'm not sure if the men of imgur have discovered how to wear underwear yet
claireebarey
Unsticking your balls? Did I get it? Do I understand men now?
CopaDelSpray
It's steps to a new kind of 'ball room' dance.
SkyrimForTheDragons
I'm upvoting you 4 years into the future because this is good
pinecone
Had to come back after two pictures to upvote this...
ilovecrazymonkeys
I only went one.
khuan
This deserves top comment.
theDemongod
This is brilliant.
shadowofacrow
*cringe*
DoYouEvenWalrus
Ball stuck to leg.
thatsoundatreemakeswhenitfallsonothertrees
Only bipedal animals will understand.
Ombreuse
Hey guys, labia get caught on panties too. Love, a woman from Imgur.
WishingICouldPutAnApostropheInMyUsername
I don't believe you. Pics to confirm this phenomenon please.
pmaguire13
balls get stuck on SKIN. We would still have this problem even if we were nude.
BudChiscuit
Except this has nothing to do with underwear...?
22 people think panties riding up their vag's is the same as smashing your balls between your legs.
aaakeith
Meaning we have to do weird things to adjust our bits as well. Balls get stuck to things, labias try to eat things.
orkestrzhopa
panties are underwear.
grizzzzzly
Reddit - Yeah, hate it when my prosthetic leg falls off.
PrincipalSkinner
Asking for a friend of mine: what does it mean when people write reddit before a comment?
Borys610
They repost top comment from Reddit.
thanks
katieblu
It means that comment was one of the top comments on reddit
pondox
It's not that hard to understand thou...
MantisTobagganMD
I think its more "only men will truly understand". Like only women will truly understand boobs bouncing as you run down stairs.
Yeah or "only men have this struggle"
SandyMakai
And really fat men I presume :P
There's a flaw in your logic.
redneckjep
I have developed little moobs recently =( . I now see an inkling into their struggle when I go for a run.
saltedlemons
Yeah but women have to adjust like this too. Your libia gets scrunched up or sticks to things.
Shamorza
AS A GROWN-ASS MAN: TIL: I'm not a man.
Slave001
Only men != All men
ItsCaptain0bvious
"Only men" =/= "All men"
LoudAngryJerk
not sure what your preference for rear ends has to do with this.
JesusHorsedickChrist
But he hyphenated it...
i know i ignored that so the joke would work
Me: "Your gas tank is empty." You: "I know, I ignored that so my car would work." Yeah, doesn't work like that.
for cars no, jokes though... yep.
also I defy the idea that punctuation as subtle as the hyphen works as gasoline in that metaphor
mindolluin
I'm a woman and I understand. Do men forget we spend 99% of our time around you?
ICouldEatAKnobAtNight
Y'all're fuckin' ninjas then.
override367
You do? Holy shit where are you all hiding I can't see any of you
wowohmygodwow
My husband will be disappointed to learn he's been gay this whole time
But you said no homo...
Dammit I knew I left something out during the vows
yomifrackle
As a girl, underwear gets caught...in places, too....
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
Cameltoe? Cameltoe
USERREMOVEDBYTHEDISNEYCORPORATION
Vagina?
grumplestiltzkin
Right, but I'm pretty sure you're not taking a wide step so that you're balls will unstick from your thigh. That's what this is about.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
My mouth?
zildjianvibes
This comment thread is getting me all hot and bothered. LUCKILY AS A MAN I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE IN A DRESS.
uuuuhhhh
Such as vagina
ChineseTakeAway
In your balls?
Clitastrophe
Annoying as hell. Bodies are weird.
kazmosis
beyondomega
but its not so much underwear this step fixes
BrewMyTeabag
Sho...show me these places :3
saltedpants
Ceiling fans? Spider's webs? Fishing nets? Red handed?
SassySemen
Or that air bubble that gets caught somehow and you gotta do a weird hip movement and it looks like you're trying to start a dance party
ristay
I always pretend to tie my shoe and use the squat position for immediate relief lol. works with wedged underwear too
I always have to do a hard lean if that doesn't work
as a man, its not because of our underwear. we could go full nude and still need to do this
DontLoseYourWay
Um this is to get my balls unstuck from my leg. You'll never understand
zephen
the underwear getting caught is the opposite of the problem its that the balls get stuck to your leg. thats the problem
CrustySandwichBread
I just straight up jam my hand down the front. No shame. Stepping sideways lodges things even more.
memyselfandmeow
As a lady, I concur that my lady parts require a wide step sometimes
ChainsawHandsJoe
And a squat.
DoingMyKanyeBest
Didnt see this, made a representation of pants pull up/lady part unstick ?1
IsayiLoveYouaLot
Literally made me lawl. Awkward giggles from the bathroom...
rainbowcoloredpoop
You definitely did your kanye best
SamMan
As a woman I do that move all the time in hot weather when my knickers decide to meld with my vag & ass cracks.
anneboleynfan1
***pad i mean..Damn these fat fingers
PillowFu
Like in your vagina? You mean your vagina, right?
imgureducationals
Would taking a big step help with underwear being caught though? I thought this was about balls being stuck to your thigh o.o
And sometimes a paf
cypriotpopcycle
Oh the struggle when it gets caught and you're wearing tight jeans and a winter coat that reaches down to your knees.....
ControlZee
The entire lady bits/inner thigh situation often requires untangling via strategic weight shuffle. Even more true when wearing shorts.
ShortyWithSocks
Especially when bicycling in said shorts. Eugh.
spookyactionatadistance
That's also to unstick balls from the inner thigh when sweaty.
ihopehodorlives
i've always wondered why no one really complained about this
yourCleverUsername10
Because we have bigger problems, like week long internal bleeding!
mrudybear
pics or it didnt happen
RobotCosmonaut
YEP! Or our labia gets all compressed and stuck together and we need to unstick it so it can air out. Or both.
Barkinsons
*Furiously takes notes*
Homeiswherethepantsarent
*furiously does something NSFW
RonBurgundySayingIDontBelieveYou
fascinating
LiquidPoo
does it make a Tupperware pop?
alticaarden
More like wet play dough
No. That would be scary!
AlcoholicAtaxia
Go on...
In the summer there is an unfortunate build up of sweat because of this.
Venter
I love seeing the effort to gross out the creepers funnel them down to the creepiest creepers. Like some kind of pervert evolution at work.
ratlord2891
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Notice how no one wants us to "go on" now... hahaha
Yep. Exactly as planned... Heheheheheh!!
FelixG
does the tactical wide step help out there?
rosiethereaver
Depends on the underwear...sometimes it makes it worse.
It can. Sometimes you need to pick out the stubborn bastard because it's a full on frontal wedgie.
toospoon
We've all been there
ExplodingTacos
Go on..
natflax
Exploding tacos
SomethingSomethingDickbutt
Even if this wasn't an innuendo it sounds awesome
moon2A
hairywitch...hmmm
HomelessToddler
Yeah but do your meat flaps stick to your leg on hot summer days?
Nondino
Yes. Yes they do. Especially when you have to sit cross legged.
UpvoteFairyCakes
They can stick to each other, and then panties tighten up and smoosh them in and wedgies and major discomfort and oh gahd
The candies get stuck to the paper
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
No, but sometimes one gets all smushed up and folded, and you have to do that "opening a coin purse" move to even 'em out
Gahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaha
EqualsGamersPlus
HWHAHAHAHA
[deleted]
Ryuzakira
Oh man that's the worst
Emjayen
As a male: This is all so incredibly fascinating.
Oh my god YES. So uncomfortable.
SanguineUmbra
Maybe that's a sign you should wear underwear
IBetThatHurts
Some of us prefer boxers.
NonConformistFlamingo
It happens even in underwear, my friend.
bluesoup
*make sure no one is watching, pull edges of underwear*
yoonese
Yep. Try to be sneaky by pulling on my skirt as if flaring it out...doubt I am being sneaky after.
IOnlyCommentWithIrony
You're not. I've seen women do this all the time
MargaretThatcher
I have come to that moment in my life when I don't care if anyone sees... Adjust panties, keep going!
Preach it, sister :')
Would be a lot easier if they actually made jeans with ACTUAL POCKETS FOR WOMEN!!! Grrrr
Agouti
But then how would they sell you handbags?
They still don't sell me handbags. I put everything in my backpack that is sturdy af. I hate handbags.
I bought an awesome pair last christmas, of course they were cheap because WHERE ARE MY FUCKING POCKETS. I got "liked" for this, what a day!
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
Sometimes I wear my husband's pants and OHMYGOD pocketssssss
wiseidiot9
My girlfriend just buys guy pants. She loves them.
WillJeSuis
As I guy with baggy trousers. I do this. Just pop my hand in pockets and bam! Moving boxers without anyone noticing.
Chenoo
I just straight up ball/shaft adjust. We all know it happens. So fuck it, pinch em off and do the leg wiggle.
astamurti
We notice.
IAmNotASkeleton
Everyone notices.
ToastyMozart
Honest question, why not get guy pants? It wouldn't fit the legs as well, but it seems like less hastle. And we probably wouldn't notice.
Guy pants often have a little extra wiggle room in the crotch area so it looks weird and isn't very comfy.
Use the extra space for a banana. Never know when you might need a snack.
wastheking
Ahhh swampy summer how I haven't missed you.
Sloanies
I'm a woman and I do this. Lady bits get cramped too.
Krisgt30
Ahhh the old, not so slick, ball wiggle.
lampeskjermvask
The good thing about living in Norway, I guess, is that it's usually so cold all year round that my scrotum is usually not... dangling.
Hunter1133
I just laughed hard enough to scare my neighbors
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Everyone understands after this many reposts
brigg78
Switching to boxer briefs really helped limit the nut shuffle
owmyribs
As a lady, an entirely similar thing happens to us in certain kinds of underoo.
balescnhc
go on...
dancypantsy
The prettiest underwear are always the most uncomfortable.
YepItsLauren
Women have a version of this. It involves a little dance step when shorts ride up.
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
No, I'm pretty sure women know what this means, too.
rallemus
Could we stop with the "only [specific group] will understand" ? Call it #guyproblems or something.
THESLANn
I don't understand this guess I'm not a real man
Blackbird2Raven
As a woman, I do this when my underwear gives me a wedgie or camel toe or the elastic pulls my . . . you know what, nevermind.
AdoIfHitIer
Don't understand. Please elaborate.
FezezAreCool
As a woman I understand completely what this means
smeddlybeans9000
Fart
levetiracetam
Gotta get rid of that random, vulva air bubble sometimes.
bennux
I'm a man....I don't understand......
Floppywok
from the comments it looks like sweaty balls. I'm not sure if the men of imgur have discovered how to wear underwear yet
claireebarey
Unsticking your balls? Did I get it? Do I understand men now?
CopaDelSpray
It's steps to a new kind of 'ball room' dance.
SkyrimForTheDragons
I'm upvoting you 4 years into the future because this is good
pinecone
Had to come back after two pictures to upvote this...
ilovecrazymonkeys
I only went one.
khuan
This deserves top comment.
theDemongod
This is brilliant.
shadowofacrow
*cringe*
DoYouEvenWalrus
Ball stuck to leg.
thatsoundatreemakeswhenitfallsonothertrees
Only bipedal animals will understand.
Ombreuse
Hey guys, labia get caught on panties too. Love, a woman from Imgur.
WishingICouldPutAnApostropheInMyUsername
I don't believe you. Pics to confirm this phenomenon please.
pmaguire13
balls get stuck on SKIN. We would still have this problem even if we were nude.
BudChiscuit
Except this has nothing to do with underwear...?
BudChiscuit
22 people think panties riding up their vag's is the same as smashing your balls between your legs.
aaakeith
Meaning we have to do weird things to adjust our bits as well. Balls get stuck to things, labias try to eat things.
orkestrzhopa
panties are underwear.
grizzzzzly
Reddit - Yeah, hate it when my prosthetic leg falls off.
PrincipalSkinner
Asking for a friend of mine: what does it mean when people write reddit before a comment?
Borys610
They repost top comment from Reddit.
PrincipalSkinner
thanks
katieblu
It means that comment was one of the top comments on reddit
pondox
It's not that hard to understand thou...
MantisTobagganMD
I think its more "only men will truly understand". Like only women will truly understand boobs bouncing as you run down stairs.
pondox
Yeah or "only men have this struggle"
SandyMakai
And really fat men I presume :P
MantisTobagganMD
There's a flaw in your logic.
redneckjep
I have developed little moobs recently =( . I now see an inkling into their struggle when I go for a run.
saltedlemons
Yeah but women have to adjust like this too. Your libia gets scrunched up or sticks to things.
Shamorza
AS A GROWN-ASS MAN: TIL: I'm not a man.
Slave001
Only men != All men
ItsCaptain0bvious
"Only men" =/= "All men"
LoudAngryJerk
not sure what your preference for rear ends has to do with this.
JesusHorsedickChrist
But he hyphenated it...
LoudAngryJerk
i know i ignored that so the joke would work
JesusHorsedickChrist
Me: "Your gas tank is empty." You: "I know, I ignored that so my car would work." Yeah, doesn't work like that.
LoudAngryJerk
for cars no, jokes though... yep.
LoudAngryJerk
also I defy the idea that punctuation as subtle as the hyphen works as gasoline in that metaphor
LoudAngryJerk
for cars no, jokes though... yep.
mindolluin
I'm a woman and I understand. Do men forget we spend 99% of our time around you?
ICouldEatAKnobAtNight
Y'all're fuckin' ninjas then.
override367
You do? Holy shit where are you all hiding I can't see any of you
wowohmygodwow
My husband will be disappointed to learn he's been gay this whole time
SandyMakai
But you said no homo...
wowohmygodwow
Dammit I knew I left something out during the vows
yomifrackle
As a girl, underwear gets caught...in places, too....
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
Cameltoe? Cameltoe
USERREMOVEDBYTHEDISNEYCORPORATION
Vagina?
grumplestiltzkin
Right, but I'm pretty sure you're not taking a wide step so that you're balls will unstick from your thigh. That's what this is about.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
My mouth?
zildjianvibes
This comment thread is getting me all hot and bothered. LUCKILY AS A MAN I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE IN A DRESS.
uuuuhhhh
Such as vagina
ChineseTakeAway
In your balls?
Clitastrophe
Annoying as hell. Bodies are weird.
kazmosis
beyondomega
but its not so much underwear this step fixes
BrewMyTeabag
Sho...show me these places :3
saltedpants
Ceiling fans? Spider's webs? Fishing nets? Red handed?
SassySemen
Or that air bubble that gets caught somehow and you gotta do a weird hip movement and it looks like you're trying to start a dance party
ristay
I always pretend to tie my shoe and use the squat position for immediate relief lol. works with wedged underwear too
SassySemen
I always have to do a hard lean if that doesn't work
pmaguire13
as a man, its not because of our underwear. we could go full nude and still need to do this
DontLoseYourWay
Um this is to get my balls unstuck from my leg. You'll never understand
zephen
the underwear getting caught is the opposite of the problem its that the balls get stuck to your leg. thats the problem
CrustySandwichBread
I just straight up jam my hand down the front. No shame. Stepping sideways lodges things even more.
memyselfandmeow
As a lady, I concur that my lady parts require a wide step sometimes
ChainsawHandsJoe
And a squat.
DoingMyKanyeBest
Didnt see this, made a representation of pants pull up/lady part unstick
?1
IsayiLoveYouaLot
Literally made me lawl. Awkward giggles from the bathroom...
rainbowcoloredpoop
You definitely did your kanye best
SamMan
As a woman I do that move all the time in hot weather when my knickers decide to meld with my vag & ass cracks.
anneboleynfan1
***pad i mean..Damn these fat fingers
PillowFu
Like in your vagina? You mean your vagina, right?
imgureducationals
Would taking a big step help with underwear being caught though? I thought this was about balls being stuck to your thigh o.o
anneboleynfan1
And sometimes a paf
cypriotpopcycle
Oh the struggle when it gets caught and you're wearing tight jeans and a winter coat that reaches down to your knees.....
ControlZee
The entire lady bits/inner thigh situation often requires untangling via strategic weight shuffle. Even more true when wearing shorts.
ShortyWithSocks
Especially when bicycling in said shorts. Eugh.
spookyactionatadistance
That's also to unstick balls from the inner thigh when sweaty.
ihopehodorlives
i've always wondered why no one really complained about this
yourCleverUsername10
Because we have bigger problems, like week long internal bleeding!
mrudybear
pics or it didnt happen
RobotCosmonaut
YEP! Or our labia gets all compressed and stuck together and we need to unstick it so it can air out. Or both.
Barkinsons
*Furiously takes notes*
Homeiswherethepantsarent
*furiously does something NSFW
RonBurgundySayingIDontBelieveYou
fascinating
LiquidPoo
does it make a Tupperware pop?
alticaarden
More like wet play dough
RobotCosmonaut
No. That would be scary!
AlcoholicAtaxia
Go on...
RobotCosmonaut
In the summer there is an unfortunate build up of sweat because of this.
Venter
I love seeing the effort to gross out the creepers funnel them down to the creepiest creepers. Like some kind of pervert evolution at work.
ratlord2891
go on...
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Notice how no one wants us to "go on" now... hahaha
ratlord2891
go on...
RobotCosmonaut
Yep. Exactly as planned... Heheheheheh!!
FelixG
does the tactical wide step help out there?
rosiethereaver
Depends on the underwear...sometimes it makes it worse.
RobotCosmonaut
It can. Sometimes you need to pick out the stubborn bastard because it's a full on frontal wedgie.
toospoon
We've all been there
ExplodingTacos
Go on..
natflax
Exploding tacos
SomethingSomethingDickbutt
Even if this wasn't an innuendo it sounds awesome
moon2A
hairywitch...hmmm
HomelessToddler
Yeah but do your meat flaps stick to your leg on hot summer days?
Nondino
Yes. Yes they do. Especially when you have to sit cross legged.
UpvoteFairyCakes
They can stick to each other, and then panties tighten up and smoosh them in and wedgies and major discomfort and oh gahd
AlcoholicAtaxia
The candies get stuck to the paper
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
No, but sometimes one gets all smushed up and folded, and you have to do that "opening a coin purse" move to even 'em out
anneboleynfan1
Gahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaha
EqualsGamersPlus
HWHAHAHAHA
[deleted]
[deleted]
Ryuzakira
Oh man that's the worst
Emjayen
As a male: This is all so incredibly fascinating.
RobotCosmonaut
Oh my god YES. So uncomfortable.
SanguineUmbra
Maybe that's a sign you should wear underwear
IBetThatHurts
Some of us prefer boxers.
NonConformistFlamingo
It happens even in underwear, my friend.
bluesoup
*make sure no one is watching, pull edges of underwear*
yoonese
Yep. Try to be sneaky by pulling on my skirt as if flaring it out...doubt I am being sneaky after.
IOnlyCommentWithIrony
You're not. I've seen women do this all the time
MargaretThatcher
I have come to that moment in my life when I don't care if anyone sees... Adjust panties, keep going!
bluesoup
Preach it, sister :')
rainbowcoloredpoop
Would be a lot easier if they actually made jeans with ACTUAL POCKETS FOR WOMEN!!! Grrrr
Agouti
But then how would they sell you handbags?
rainbowcoloredpoop
They still don't sell me handbags. I put everything in my backpack that is sturdy af. I hate handbags.
bluesoup
I bought an awesome pair last christmas, of course they were cheap because WHERE ARE MY FUCKING POCKETS. I got "liked" for this, what a day!
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
Sometimes I wear my husband's pants and OHMYGOD pocketssssss
wiseidiot9
My girlfriend just buys guy pants. She loves them.
WillJeSuis
As I guy with baggy trousers. I do this. Just pop my hand in pockets and bam! Moving boxers without anyone noticing.
Chenoo
I just straight up ball/shaft adjust. We all know it happens. So fuck it, pinch em off and do the leg wiggle.
astamurti
We notice.
IAmNotASkeleton
Everyone notices.
ToastyMozart
Honest question, why not get guy pants? It wouldn't fit the legs as well, but it seems like less hastle. And we probably wouldn't notice.
rainbowcoloredpoop
Guy pants often have a little extra wiggle room in the crotch area so it looks weird and isn't very comfy.
IAmNotASkeleton
Use the extra space for a banana. Never know when you might need a snack.