Patently false. Even Satan wouldn't be that evil.

Jun 27, 2026 4:09 PM

svardfiska

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fail

funny

ouch

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Called my dad one morning and said I was sorry. He asked what for. Told him that night, in the dark, I stepped on one of my son’s hot wheels. It had a middle on top of it and I now understood how it felt and I was sorry for having done that to him. He accepted my apology and said welcome to fatherhood.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Idk I still feel a d4 beats any lego

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.... cowl-trops

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would still rate these fucking things higher on the pain scale.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People complaining about stepping on legos, are too young to know what jacks are.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The caltrops you buy in the grocery store checkout line!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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The fuckers would hide in the carpet too.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Robin! Scatter the Bat-Caltrops!

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You KNOW he would call them Bat-trops.
He can't help himself.
And then Joker would call them...
Bat-troppings.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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Ive actually seen a plug go theough someone's foot.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I seent it!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*UK plug enters the chat*

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ufff thanks. I thought this was about beating child with a cable.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0