Called my dad one morning and said I was sorry. He asked what for. Told him that night, in the dark, I stepped on one of my son’s hot wheels. It had a middle on top of it and I now understood how it felt and I was sorry for having done that to him. He accepted my apology and said welcome to fatherhood.
opus68
keyblader1985
dethloc
Called my dad one morning and said I was sorry. He asked what for. Told him that night, in the dark, I stepped on one of my son’s hot wheels. It had a middle on top of it and I now understood how it felt and I was sorry for having done that to him. He accepted my apology and said welcome to fatherhood.
inkswitch11
Idk I still feel a d4 beats any lego
notsurewhattocallthis
.... cowl-trops
keyblader1985
zufallszahlen
swedeonamoose
I would still rate these fucking things higher on the pain scale.
OmegaYeti
People complaining about stepping on legos, are too young to know what jacks are.
arajad
The caltrops you buy in the grocery store checkout line!
OmegaYeti
andwings2go
The fuckers would hide in the carpet too.
thenetbear
Robin! Scatter the Bat-Caltrops!
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
You KNOW he would call them Bat-trops.
He can't help himself.
And then Joker would call them...
Bat-troppings.
AyatollahBahloni
Exyr
Ive actually seen a plug go theough someone's foot.
snarkybitch
I seent it!
BlootLoper
*UK plug enters the chat*
JAPONfan
ufff thanks. I thought this was about beating child with a cable.