Illinifan88
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Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-falls-capitol-hallway/story?id=126586619
Oct 16, 2025 6:48 PM
Illinifan88
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Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-falls-capitol-hallway/story?id=126586619
Onlyhereforthelaughs
JUST DIE ALREADY
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
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Broonstar
Hell calls for him
enderite
DOcelot1
OMG, is the hallway okay‽
elusiveenchilada
Andersen81
I feel sad for this turtle, moscow mitch, not at all.
elusiveenchilada
BastardMan1977
Good. I hope he falls more often. Or he could do us all a favor and just die already
Khanamana324
Or that black cop could have done us all a favour and ended Addison’s suffering right then there. Pity that didn’t happen. The world would be a much better place.
jeston42
Praise Jeebus!!!
texaspearl
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lildude52ca
as a non american i dont know who this is or what he is doing. is he doing something that is bad for the people?
BiggRanger
I just wanted to say “Fuck you!” to everyone in Kentucky who keeps voting this guy in.
BlueTyphoon
Do you think they can read?
shadowdorothy
They can read R and D and they only pick the r. Stupid fucking cunts. I hate living in this state so much most days.
WarlockSniper
Hey, that is just falling and not getting up again.
Let's see him having a great fall. One last great fall, for shits and giggles. And I don't mean the goddamned season.
AIisAbutnotI
What is an 83 year old doing in the Senate Hallways. We need UPPER Age Limits for Senate, House, POTUS, & SCOTUS! Jeez oh Pete, that's so wrong.
meganical
Don’t worry, FBI is on it! They have already discovered someone scribbled, “ANTIFA did this” on the floor where Mitch fell
tokenhooker
Lmao +1
PolitiCat
I wish him a very long life. In agony and confusion.
Antrobus55
Why haven't his owners had him put down?
djangojazz
Term limits and age limits. Right now the average age of a Senator is older than retirement. Not oldest, AVERAGE.
anlkeynz
Should be an age limit on president and congress.. these old fuckers don’t care about humanity, they wanna cash in before they die.. what a horrible legacy
BishlamekGurpgork
Honestly, I don't care about revenge suffering, as long as he's no longer in politics. Death serves that goal better.
ReallyNotSure
the evil, evil ground. time to bomb it.
OptimusPom
His party is gonna Weekend at Bernies his body to keep that seat filled.
DigitalDragon75
Need both Term Limits and Age Caps for the House, Senate, and especially the President. Too many senile old fools get themselves into office just to manipulate the system and spend the next 30 years in office, enriching themselves and their cronies.
PhloydPhan
The most frustrating thing about atheism is knowing there isn't a Hell for people like McConnell to rot in....
Yoda42024
I like to believe that when you die your energy returns to the universe. The negative pools together. And at the other end of the spectrum the positive shines together
Illinifan88
Yep... death will be a gift to him.
Neednoggle
And also a gift to the rest of us.
Photeus
At least he just won't exist anymore?
cousteau
IMO, hell is having lived and endured an entire life for the only purpose of making the world a worse place.
LunarEntropy
That's elegant, thank you.
counterintel
Yeah but being Atheist means you get to say "I genuinely wish your hell was real, so that you could burn in it."
WillemHellfire
I'm going to use it from this moment on.
freak4goofy
Flip side: there isn't a heaven for him to enter because he repented on his deathbed. Emptiness awaits...
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
I mean... literal nothing could be a Hell but that'd require you to still have a mind to actually struggle to comprehend it for it to be utter suffering.
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
Most atheists tend to a physicalist standpoint in the mind-body problem, whether they realize it or not, so are likely to not believe the mind exists without the body.
jridley
To suffer for 20 years he'd have to live for 20 years. I'm happy to give up the satisfaction of the suffering for the satisfaction of him being gone.
SwissScars
Thought the government was shut down, did he sneak in to nick some paperclips?
cousteau
He shut down as well
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
The government being shut down does not mean the legislative houses are shut down. Any more than it means the president is "shut down". (Don't we wish it did!)
stryhf
Both the House and Senate can operate, otherwise they can't vote to re-open the government. Unlike "essential" government employees, they're still paid normally. Government shutdown is more of a misnomer, it's literally a funding gap, with Congress having the "power of the purse".
Illinifan88
The Senate has still been voting on the same bill pretty much every other day. Talk about Thune and the definition of insanity.
The House isn't even in DC. Well, Republicans aren't. Johnson isn't even trying to negotiate because he just doesn't want to sit the new Arizona representative because she's the last vote to release the Epstein files.
tachyx
They tried repeal ACA 167 times. And it keeps getting... No it doesn't. It's their own party. It's just textbook insanity.
TooRexyForMyShirt
Paperclips? No. Weeks-old lettuce from the cafeteria? Yes.
zelda633000
Omg I just choked laughing. I just think of him as "Yertle" nowadays, in Salamasond. (Especially as the story is an allegory for dictatorship and unchecked power.)
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
He's getting away very slowly
TooRexyForMyShirt
Ope, he just tripped. Slowly.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
It was on one of my regular trips to the ground....
jointogether
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kimbozo
Crazy idea - stop allowing people 75+ to be elected to government decision making roles
cousteau
Indeed! Retirement age exists for a reason!
StewedTomaters
I'm willing to accept a higher age limit than you, but that's politics. Let Congress blow air negotiating what that age should be.
JumpedInACreek4aBurrito
Evil people seem to live forever....
skarreslave350
Waiting for him to die so people can piss on his grave.
WillWasThere
There'll be a line, and a waiting list.
Illinifan88
Piss? He gets the diarrhea.
ConsummateConundrum
While being asked a question about ICE, he slipped. Coincidence? I think not 🤣
RenaissanceFaireMan
Probably black ice. Some black ice almost snuck up on me while I was at the ATM.
meganical
Like how Charlie Kirk was hit the moment he responded to a serious question with a racist comment meant to distract from the real issue?
thedudeman519
"Counting or not counting gang violence"
*pop*
I guess not counting.
itwasababyox
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slick87gn
Never forgiven for not letting Obama put in a chief judge.
Illinifan88
There's no Trump without Mitch. There are a lot of people who laid the framework for a man like him to gain popularity, run for office, etc, but not have more direct responsibility than Mitch.
He also laid the groundwork for there to be absolutely zero guardrails once Trump took office.
Neednoggle
Good. I hope he falls again, straight into a grave.
SirVG
You misspelled volcano.
MorgothOfNY
THERE NEEDS TO BE AN AGE CAP FOR ALL POLITICIANS!!! At some point this is just elder abuse!
Them3OtherGuys
The phrase you're looking for here is "term limits."
meganical
If you can’t be trusted to drive anymore, then you shouldn’t be allowed to work in politics either
MorgothOfNY
That still seams to old. It needs to be a dynamic number. Something like... An elected official can not be older then 75% of their constituents.
MorgothOfNY
Not that i feel bad for this elder. And i mean elder as OLD and nothing else. No sense of respect.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
If you're old enough for retirement, you're too old to be making major decisions.
TheRealSauceBoss
Me, out of the loop, thinking that fucker is still alive???
meganical
He’s a demon’s sock puppet so yeah, he’s still alive and ticking
Illinifan88
He's basically a walking corpse at this point.
SirVG
Stumbling corpse.
hfctom
Yeah but that's sixty percent of Congress at this point.
Kyzyl
heyletsbefriends
cytherians
This man belongs in a rest home, not in the US Senate. This is so despicably corrupt. This is why there needs to be a forced retirement age for members of Congress and the Senate... with some exceptions, like being able to pass a test or something.
ThisNameUnavailable
No. No exceptions. If you can have an age minimum for the presidency, you can damn well have age maximums for the presidency and all members of congress.
ThisNameUnavailable
Fuck it, Supreme court too while you're at it.
michiyl
And he is still fit for his position?!
BlackTrashTiger
Slippery when wet
GammonFaceMcFuckNips
Must have slipped on some .... ice. I'll see myself out.
PorterPickUp
Looks like he was having a mini-stroke. Man should be retired, sitting on a porch with his grand kids instead of walking the halls of Congress
Rhythmaster
Nah, he should be in prison. Fuck this guy. I remember everything he did to create the current GOP nightmare
ChelVanin
Extreme way to get out of answering a question
StewedTomaters
What are you talking about? He answered. Looked straight at the camera, waved, and said "...Eugh." Clear as day.
ChelVanin
bastardaxe
That country is being run by corpses.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
That's so sad. He got back up.
CreepyPhlox
He fell on purpose. You can see him grab the guys arm first to break his fall.
Sturdycrotch
Funny how his aide and the security that helped him up are people McConnell absolutely does not view as human. Fucking piece of shit needs to die
lozeldatkm
That cop at the end looks disappointed he's ok.
Rhythmaster
Me too, I was hoping he wouldn't get back up again
UnluckyScarecrow
Lasts like 7 seconds after letting go of his aide before he goes down. Did anything in particular happen before this video that he needs to be clutching like that or can he just not walk without support anymore?
Illinifan88
That's not even a trip. His legs just give out. And he knows it's coming because he's reaching for his aide/ security before he goes down.
Sensiblyinteresting
His brain is so rotten I can't imagine how he can even walk.
Nyxaura
Looks like he’s having a helluva time doing just that
Feralkyn
This
WaffleProfessor2
I call Bullshit to the extreme. He started to go down the MOMENT the question was asked and this was a perfect out. He gave a derpy little sound when he got up and walked away. I respect our elders in general but fucks like this shouldn't be in office.
Illinifan88
You're correct that he shouldn't be in office.
But he's not some spry pup who can easily fake a fall and get back up. Faking a fall takes some level of strength/ flexibility this ghoul doesn't have anymore. He's fallen multiple times just in public. Who knows how many times in private.
Nyxaura
He should be in a wheelchair in a home already
ontarioOT
Reminds me of Brooklyn 99 whenever they get Scully to fake a heart attack.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Also known as the Pierce Hawthorn.
azazyel
He doesn't fake them, he's always having one
Letstrythisonemotime
I'd love to see him fall down an escalator for like 45 minutes.
Blimjoe
Just occurred to me that it is possible to fall down an escalator for 45mins
Raventhief
This made me giggle.
LespritDeLescalier22
Rumor has it that falling down an up escalator is like falling down normal stairs twice at the same time
threeverse
From EMT experience - its more like beeing dragged over a cheesegrater
LespritDeLescalier22
OOF
OceanCitySoul
Maybe, like happens in Russia, he could accidentally fall out of a 6th floor window.
Throwawayaccountnumbernegativethree
"how can you joke about hurting people!?!?!? 😭😭😭" Whines some 28 year old Nazi shithead who just made a joke about burning people alive
BHPaperstacks
I think it would be funny if he fell and someone immediately ran up to him as if to help him but then instead of helping him they just pulled their pants down and ripped an absolutely heinous 10 second bare-assed fart right into his stupid wrinkled face as he stares off into the distance with that loading screen 1000 yard old person look as a single tear rolls down his dumb turtle lookin' cheek.
KawaiiInari
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youreathing
"OH LORD, I'M HALFWAY DOWN NOW...!"
imightbeabearindisguise
Hoo boy. We're old! 🤣
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
I'd settle for him falling UP an escalator for 20 minutes.
Syovere
get him caught in between them so he's getting rotated while falling up and down simultaneously
distractedFreek
EvoNovus5000
Only 45 mins? Sell it pay per view and watch the deficit disappear.
RandomQuack
16 years ago...
xedd82
I would also like to see that for the 45 minutes after you’re done watching.
1stKinkyWizard
Don't be too happy. People who stole Gore elections are not worse than people who stonewalled Obama and they are not worse than people who refused to impeach Trump
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
I would love him to fall down an elevator for 45 minutes. Either is fine, though.
backrideup9
Like a slinky.
Muppetman18
https://imgur.com/XO3NBtL
nerezarga
Cept everyone loves a slinky.....SLINKY, SLINKY, GO SLINKY GO
KareemAbdulJabroni
Like this?
TheDreadPirateMontoya
I immediately thought of that music video too!
girlssittingonbooks
Good song.
My Machines by Battles ft. Gary Numan for anyone interested
HaroldTheCleverSheep
Gary Numan freaking rules. Thanks for the info.