CeleryMan7
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greetings online friends
dang
not gonna rule it out
this also happens when i go to a professional
bastard
savage
soup
as is tradition
fellas feel free to choose also.. and anyone else! i like the things on the bottom left
but how big is a chunk???!
always the best segment
mmm hmm
we've all been there
i guess
he's all business
wait what
again
that's my set.. have a great night gang!!
unsubstantiatednonsense
#14 hit hard.
gth0824
#26 as someone who is into guys, these briefs are 100% sexy. No problem if that is what you've got on for sexy time.
fukuiwontdowhatutellme
#7 Nice cock.
RanOutofWit
#22 Looks like Wellington, not far from the Michael Fowler Centre? Been a while since I was home.
kartessa8888
Photo is definitely Auckland, but that bus now resides in Lower Hutt
duffman3335
#1 Margot makes Sydney look plain.
thespaceghetto
Funny I was thinking the other way around
NaSMaX
Damn you for making me aware #45 exists, it's out of stock everywhere and amazon and ebay want me suck a dick to pay for one.
Yacobs21
#25 oh, it's a fidget toy! I found a blue version of that lizard in my childhood stuff and couldn't figure out why the hands were relatively heavy
ConsumerOfStories
#25 always hated the bottom left. Too many shifting points of contact. It's like the world's jelliest acupuncture in the worst way.
dentd
#24 Dandadan fansub light novel
Vercury
#25 the gecko bc it's got sand in it so it's smooth and heavy
MrStealYourGiF
#9 There oughta be some kind of thing like an embroidery frame for stretching your sack for a good scrubbing is what I'm saying.
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MayMayz4DayzYo
Moisturise me.
Ascupart
Alright, you bitchy trampoline.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
#47
Gerdalearnedme
#33 Does this cat look like jd vance?
Unfortunate500
#25 koosh balls...a reliable trip toy.
Bucushin
Ugh, I can't stand the smell of 'em. And your hand reeks of it for hours after playing with them.
KarmaRaven23
I was always a fan of koosh balls, but on a car trip, I got to go with bling lizard.
RebeccaApples
Floppy sand lizard for me please, shiny and floppy, flippy floppy 🦎
astrangehop
We had koosh badminton and it was incredible. Lycra skinned racquets.
sundaymondayhippyday
How did the badminton rackets wear Lycra? I Badminton-Koosh-Balled 2…. But no Lycra
astrangehop
It was a plastic circle with spandex inside. Honestly pretty easy to use, and the threads of the koosh ball couldn't tangle in strings.
actionkebab365
Oh, man! Koosh balls! Growing up I had a weird "snow" koosh ball. It was the best. I used to pretend I was IceMan from MegaMan and throw it at my brother!
commentsrnice2
I have two frog versions of the lizard
doppelfisch
Hell yeah.
dposton70
Haven't touched one in 30 years, and I can still remember the smell.
yeahhiiiitsbilllumbergh
#46 there was a meme circulating that said Trump appointed a weird bug to be in charge of the nighttime (could have swoon I stole it from you)
joeyvelour
#34
I would definitely fuck myself up on those, whether going up, going down, and/or going past.
Yamusa
Guess I didn't needmy left eye anyway
tp0d
#4 chewbacadonk
ButterfaceTaintClown
Beware the Badonkadonk
SacrificialClam
#9 I am a guy and I take showers and I don't know what this means
sundaymondayhippyday
Apparently it your ballsack!
AvsFreak
#21
GravyEducation
#41 you can talk about it with me, I love Spooder-dude
keillrandor
I wuv Spooder-man too.
Greenerthananavacado
#4 Stupid sexy Chewbacca
admiralschlackett
#33 sells jeeps at the Chrysler event
thespaceghetto
Drinks three cans of monster a day
admiralschlackett
Axe Marine Maximum strength
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
#29 what’s this movie called? I caught it once on cable, but never saw the name
greenfox311
The Seventh Seal
BeReasonableOrAtLeastBeFunny
The Seventh Seal (1957) written and directed by Ingmar Bergman
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
zmanz
Emma's the cake. .. .. ..
thedudeman519
Cue the American Horror Story : Hotel meme
ElectricChairJ
It looks like her four seasonal tan levels.
sanewonko
See also: Jaime King
Hashbrown123
pip1
TheCarpe
For a not insignificant amount of time I was under the impression that Margot Robbie and Gillian Jacobs were the same person. I guess all attractive blonde women look the same to me.
AtsaMattaForMe
zombieturtle3000
#43 that's an armoire, not a closet
Uncultured swine everywhere on this dreadful site
PikachuOnDeezNuts
#9 I am a dude and can’t for the life of me think what someone would be doing in the shower that is close to looking like this. Any help?
jimfalconer611
Gotta stretch it out to shave the ball sack
sh17picker69000420
Your SHAVING your sack instead of just trimming it??
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Uh think of something stretchy that holds two very sensitive and important little organs.
Kbantar
Whose is anywhere near that stretchy? I'm not Mr. Fantastic.
CrisprCAS
#4 Wookussy
ArcUlfr
They need to make a Deadpool LEGO statue with equal...passion...
CrisprCAS
Have him doing a goatse
ArcUlfr
That does seem in character.
telemonianajax
Ahem...
https://excelsiorembroidery.etsy.com/listing/1833372681
sundaymondayhippyday
That kinda looks sweet an sexy…. Nice
trigonman3
Doing his best to become an X-Man
byronwilliams4010
#25 One of these items doubles as a fleshlight.
TheWhiteBarry
Bottom right for me
Chronomechanist
AndyTheAbsurd
Only one?
TheDogEnd
A friend can even use the other end, but you'll have an awkward time explaining to the nurse how you got stuck
sundaymondayhippyday
As a bonus though, you will live on in Legend…
Whowhywhatwhere
We were hanging out outside, and out of no where a huge gust of wind took our pants off and this thing fell on us!!
OneMoreLime
Bigblunt83
Wrong
MCpeepantz
No traction, is what I heard from a friend...
NergalJester
Tell your friend to put it in a rigid container and use some lube.
That's what my friend did.
Bigblunt83
I heard the same thing, we must have like minded friends
NarratesTheDarkerStory
...
...
... the gecko?
byronwilliams4010
No. But if you're dedicated enough, it can be insertable.
NoImDirtyDan
Imma guy. What’s with the flying squirrel?
Ginkgopsida
Foreskin
Kbantar
As a guy, I also have no idea.
Sfingks
I totally know the reference, but someone else explain it
maniacalmacaroni
https://youtu.be/_ViCFE4CuxI?si=JOmWgVdQUgcKhvu0
CeleryMan7
stretchin out the ol ballsack
brandorf
Quit sharing our secrets!
thedudeman519
Oh....I thought it was foreskin
nonottelling
servingmytimeinusersub
Is... Is that something you guys do?
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Only after I saw the movie Waiting. The batwing.
gobblinal
Only when shaving? Or I'm on a skateboard and need to get somewhere fast and it's REALLY windy out.
NoImDirtyDan
My junk is under the impression that I’m always bathing in ice cold water, I don’t get that much elasticity
Fyreworx
KaratheStorm
Where have you been!
ButterfaceTaintClown
Davedavedavedavedave
CeleryMan7
Davedavedavedavedave
Activate hat wobble
CptJohnYossarian
Davedavedavedavedave
captainsweatypants
NUDE TAYNE
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
Mmm that’s good flahrgenstow
TouchMyInfection