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I've been using this as my profile picture for my University's student portal for 3 years. Finally had a professor call me out on it today.
Jan 9, 2014 3:02 AM
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Summersky
"Jim. Jim you look...well. Either you had the world's most successful surgery or you're an alpaca."
thaxted2imgur
Did you spit at him then?
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Was that ass whipped?
AriBoBari
Spanish professor? Me llama...
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
You should leave the next class like this.
OldLongTallAndUgly
I AINT GOT NO PANTIES ON
HeyFuckAssGetMeABeer
HeyFuckAssGetMeABeer
I see the downvote fairy is paying us a visit this evening.
crosseyedtaco
you've inspired me to do exactly the same
acuisle
Joke's aside, that's a beautiful llama! His coat is so white!
seriouslywhatthefuckdudeyouresucha
"alpaca my bags, sir"
outdoorswithjess
dat zoom
enigmadan
I don't see what your professor called you out on. What's wrong with the picture?
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's wondering...
howthehelldoicomeupwithausername
I have been laughing for a good minute now, nice work OP, nice work.
kartoffel
Hipster alpaca doesnt care about your rules
imqur
I wonder if OP is going to Lawma School... Shit that was horrible, alpaca my bags.
pedalzanona
Love it http://imgur.com/5AXbN2R
wittyusernameiguess
great, can you post that w/o icons?
pedalzanona
http://imgur.com/q76Rb3n.png
OHHHTHEHUGEMANATEE
ONE WORD: DAPPER
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CiriusTrio
Day 1095: I am finally outed by a teacher. Alpaca my things, and head north.
AnnFasenmyer
wallpaper
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
"No sir, you don't understand. I was turned into this by a woman who wanted to overthrow me, & so I majored in Chemistry to try & undue it."
IrishPokeball
Wahhhaaa, llama face!
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MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I'll have you know I double-majored in English and - wait
Groose
Am i the only one curious on what the prof. Said?
theredherring
POPOPOPOPOP QUIZ!!! POPOPOPOPOP QUIZ!!!
SirNoTouchingTheDogPlease
Same here! This post is incomplete without telling us that.
namelesscynic
Ducks say "quack," and fish go "blub," and the seal goes "ow ow ow." But there's one sound that no one knows: What does the prof say?
Groose
...I never saw this comment, +2 to you sir for the very delayed laugh
sadmachines
ducks say *Quock
bobisfun321
From reddit: he said asndkjdsjadfgoisadfhogahdfoibnkmvs
fireeternal
Im really late but whatever here it goes:
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[–]DAFT_Arthur[S] 5 puntos 2 horas atrás It was the first day of class. Its chicago, and it was still below freezing and the nightmare (1)
fireeternal
known as the polar vortex had temporarily renamed my city to Chiberia. Everyone was testy because they had to exist.(2)
fireeternal
I walk in to class, like nothing is going to happen. Unsuspecting to me, the professor takes attendance. I slowly sink in my chair. (3)
fireeternal
my insanely long last name will be butchered in public again, putting the attention the world on me (And I hadnt done my hair... damn).(4)
3dogs2people1love
What's more amazing than a talking llama? A spelling bee!
prattleassassin
Get off Imgur, Dad.
3dogs2people1love
....I am a wife with no kids haha
Khaosix
Call the cops; I don't give a fuck!
MoribundStockton
I'm shocked that this the only comment referencing this. Thank you.
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
I have been laughing at this for the past six months. I just love it. Thx for the reference.
GoWithTheFloww
Alpaca scarf for my trip to Minnesota, thanks for reminding me!
Dsharppe
I literally own an alpaca scarf. It is so fucking itchy and it leaves alpaca feathers all over my black work jacket.
anzolr
I didn't know Alpacas had feathers.
DishonorOnYouDishonorOnYourCow
I'm loving all of the Minnesota posts lately!
batmanandboobs
Right?! I'd offer you a Minnesotan high five but I'm keeping my hands warm in my coat pockets.
DishonorOnYouDishonorOnYourCow
Here take some of my hand warmers and hot chocolate!
batmanandboobs
Oh gosh, thank you. Awful cold out there, don'tchaknow.
DishonorOnYouDishonorOnYourCow
Oooooh yeah, u betcha!
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I'd prefer a large, thanks.
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
Just Llama think of a good pun will you?
GoWithTheFloww
Ooo a downvote fairy visited all my past comments, must not be a fan of puns?
areoh
I enjoyed your pun so +1!
GoWithTheFloww
Welll shucks, thank you.
cerseilannisterscheekbones
for kuzco.
MeArePaige
CARRRRRRRRRRRLLL!!!!!!!!!
Lasmodoe
THAT KILLS PEOPLE.
scootsmyboots
"What is wrong with you Caarrrllll?" "Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That's two things."
Dooood
He's lost his hat.
REV076
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORL*
TedCunterblast
Why? Are you not allowed to wear scarves in your photos or something?
Rocap
I AM SO CONFUSED HOW DO I GET OUT?
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Wuesty93
Why
devilsavocado
Awesome, I like your dedication.
Yashr8
Majestic as fuck, I say.
mymomthinksimspecial
this is my screensaver
MichaelConnell
this is my wallpaper on my phone. its cropped so it only says i don a fu
mahcookies
For a longass time my wallpaper was this image, tiled.
Artemes22
That's magical, i love it!
IDrawPokemon
Its my phone backround!!
mymomthinksimspecial
this is my phone one
MiriMaf
It's my office desktop, I placed icons over the last word, but my coworkers know...
KeenSight
I also have it...in a slightly different form
KeenSight
I also tweaked it in my photoshop class, I had too much time on my hands 2 years ago
HighPriestess
Me too!
brooojake
Dude me too! Background bros!
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Also mine
RandyButternub
Love it!
mymomthinksimspecial
and I love you!.. i mean, it. it loves you.
openbarmitzvah
Same.
ChristopherWalkinCloset
Me to
muppetlyfe
Me too!
thecanadianwhoatethemoose
I might be doing something similar after seeing this.
machronus
I had that as my skype photo, cropped so that it just showed the llama and said "Call the cops." It added a new dimension of funny to it.
Simnut94
That is majestic as fuck
haushinkaa
Commenting because I need this as my background
SaltCollector
You two know that you can favourite images and then browse your favourites instead of commenting?
haushinkaa
Yeah but I'm far too lazy to browse through comments looking again
KnottyEwok
I am doing the same as this guy ^
mymomthinksimspecial
i meant desktop background
comeandtakeit
MINE TOO!!
LisaMegatron
I changed the wallpaper to this on my bf's laptop and didn't tell him.
ILikeAnimeAndKittens
same
blackflower33
its mine too!
mymomthinksimspecial
wallpaper
DinosaurArmyMajor
Mine too! Having something in common with a comment garnering 48 points is the closest I've got to real karma so far.
SinceIFoundSerenity
Mine too. :]
GaiusFrakkingBalltar
I have this as well. Snagged it off the wallpaper dump awhile back.
featheredmonkey
now you're getting it...
godzillaeatsasians
HEY thats mine too :D
mymomthinksimspecial
=0 no way!
lactus95
http://prntscr.com/2ht2b2 mine too!
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lactus95
unfortunately this is a shared pc,everyday i have new stuff instaled in this pc, if you have 2 10 year old living with you you'll understand
frecklesandfarts
me too!
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
Now is my chance! Quick! Think of llama pun and then tell everyone I'll see myself out! No nothing is coming to me!
Goyle
I totally posted one!
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
"Ha! If I were him I would have llama'd ass off!" No it's too late!
maximsk
Thank you, please see yourself out.
Darkfoxblade
Just Llama think for a second, will you?
OverCapacity
Year 3 in university, they have just realized I am a llama.
MummysEgg
Kuzco? Is that you? :O
SpecimenSpiff
*combat roll out of frame*
YourDarkAffected
http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nazi-bear.jpg
codexdelux
This is just one of my all time favorites:)
BorderlineBoozehound
This must've been after the Hitler-Stalin Pact if they're friendly with that Russian.
incalite
Cover blown, proceeding to wrap scarf around face. Nobody suspects a Muslim of infiltration.
OldManBOMBIN
*Everyone suspects, but is too afraid to call out, a Muslim of infiltration.
StrideWideMan
It seems particularly notable in this case to read your username.
OldManBOMBIN
Shit, I did not even think about that...
whatsthisusernameofwhichyouspeak
Is it safe to comment...?
StrideWideMan
Apparently you're "of Baghdad", so I suppose you can invoke something like "n-word privileges".
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AdorableEvil
Alpacas don't have the ears.
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AdorableEvil
They don't have the big stick-up ones
SovietChewbacca
how do they come when you call them
AdorableEvil
They have shorter ears, I mean.
BorderlineBoozehound
Happy alpacas for future comparison: