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Giant Sunfish Near Portugal
Giant sunfish spotted near Portugal. They can grow to 15 feet tall, 12 feet long, and weigh 5,000 pounds.
Source: http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/divers-off-portugal-dwarfed-by-massive-sunfish
kidicarus2112
Holy shit, bro! Bring it in, kid!
timlovesraffi
Fucking mouth breathers.
DontBeMadGETGLAD
gunna need a banana here
Snooj
But how wide is it? Like two feet?
fishfinder401
its like God stepped on a whale and was like, you know what.... lets just throw this thing in there too
kjb72
I legit lol'd.
00dlez
"Bring me Solo and the Wookie...Ho Ho Ho!" - Sunfish, probably
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
HOLY FUGGIN SHIT JAY! WE SEEIN SOME SHIT WE AIN'T NEVER SEEN BEFOAH!
DocMcstuffns
JAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
CocaineBears
I THINK IT'S HURT, JAY
Promuffdiver
Jay we need to call the fahking aqwawium
glitterapplesauce
WE CAN GET BIG MONEY FOR THIS JAY
CarolineEditsYourPapers
"WE GAHTA CAWL THE AHQUARIUM OR SOMETHIN', JAY."
06cpayne
This should be top comment.
cincoparalinko
"OH MY GOD BRO! IT'S A BABY WHEEEEEEEEEALE!"
Crito815
Cheese wheeale
HelmetRedd
Seen it. That was epic bro
ReiCirith
Pretty sure it's a lambo dude.
ChaosLord121
I DUNNO WUT DIS IS...BUT JAESAYS!
bluecardinal
@midnight for the mutha fahkin' win, BRO!
ThatOneBrohan
Whale I'll be
geminiman82
Thank you for this. I was just going to post it after skimming comments if it was somehow missed.
MrMopTop
Great sports town, lots of educated people at universities and my state IS REMEMBERED FOR THIS?!
bluecardinal
Accept ya wicked fate, bo.
MrMopTop
Its hellah wicked pissah dood
spacheman
it's flounder with no fins!!!!
FDel
There's still some good fahkin meat on that fish kid...... Am I lyin?
DaWhiteHoward
WE GOTTA CALL THE AQUARIUM BRO
Gornsympathizer
THAT THING IS SICK BRO, WE GOTTA HELP IT
Grayfox23
Kinda Funny? Best Friend!?
UseTheForceLuke
Sick reference, bro
Johnnyapplesseed
It's a tuna bro
Imwatchingyou13
Holy shit jay
shrecknet
A FACKKIN BABY WHALE JAY
vaginawalls
Granted, the previous comments had me laughing, but this brought me to tears LMFAO
thinkofthechildren
That guy is from the same city as me and now everyone calls everyone Jay.
bertttthiyass
I loved how all the comments on this video were like it's a sunfish idiot! Like it was common knowledge. Crazy how big ocean sunfish can get
nuncaduerme
JAAAAAY I THINK THAT THEENG'S DED BROOO
reediculous84
That things fackin dyin bro! We better call the aquarium or the fackin coast gad
XdelaforceX
IT'S A GIANT FLOWNDAH BRO!
strawmanAlert
It's a sea monstah
Crito815
Sea muensta
IllogicalPine
Reference game on point, yah freakin' sea mawnstah.
anthrax4breakfast
I'm from where those guys are from. For the most part we all talk like that. Malden Ma.
YblocReval
Bro my god
joliegoalie
The best thing about that video is the dude wasn't sure if he wanted to help it, eat it, kill it or sell it.
hiperson134
Can I get a link to the video?
joliegoalie
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2015/09/23/boston-bros-lose-their-minds-sunfish/
hiperson134
thanks! I saw reference to it a bit ago but couldn't find it on youtube and was left to wonder ever since
kharmatika
It's a FACKIN TOOONAAAA
06cpayne
*Chuna, kid.
reediculous84
TOOONAAAAr
Dunk550
*tuner
girldirector
Jay, what is that thing bro?
Dighrair
Such quantity of lightly fried fish filets.
lestatgaming
Perfect comment
DoughnutSlut
Dad ?...
eatingmuffins
Yesssssss!!! This comment made my day
pizzamenow
Much reference. Wow.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
I want lightly fried fish filets....even if it's 3 a.m
Senatoruppercut
FFS it's 1:15 in the morning, dad wtf
postshitgethit
Still asking do you like fish sticks?
Jellabear
I understood that reference
ChanningTastum
Fuckin ell dah
Smugfish27
Get out.
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Say lightly fried fish filet one more time...
AmIDoingThisWrite
This is the response I was looking for to upvote.
idolatorsmuse
Well do you want some or not?
thegr8rambino
Lightly flied frish fillets
JimTheIconDaher
*whispers* lightly fried fish filet
JackTorranceAtTheBall
SimonSaysWhatAgain
What!
longoriaisaiah
But for real, is this a good tasting fish?
feryooday
They're so wormy that no one eats them. That's how they get so big in some places. Considered a delicacy in others though.
longoriaisaiah
I appreciate your honesty
pinballbobby
Only when filleted and lightly fried
longoriaisaiah
Thanks...
itisileclerc
Great Scott!
KingOfTheMouthBreathers
.....SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
iwantacorgi
MOLA MOLA~
buckets502
That's what I always called em too.
ChainedBaird
I love that game and fish
RippedLikeJabbatheHutt
Pancake whale
IFavoriteRandomUserSubPosts
It is so
PresidentProTempore
Done. It's now an imgur term.
ShanibalLector
I second this motion
JeepTurner
It will forever be known as pancake whale now. Whale done sir
sellek9000
bacon pancakes making bacon pancakes take some bacon and I'll put it on a pancake bacon pancakes that's what it's going to make baconpancake
slightlyhotcontents
The second I saw it I thought 'what shallrwe name it?!' Then BAM! You nailed it.
smashpro1
But it's a fish?
Tylendal
And so is the whale shark. Are you trying to tell the whale shark it can't be a whale? They're an endangered species, give them a break.
julgran
No. It's a whale now. It has been settled
NaySayerWasTakenButIAmActuallyNaySayerDoe
Look at it, it is the whale now.
kepler20c
And Danger Noodles are reptiles, not pasta, pineapples aren't apples and they don't grow on pine trees, what's your point?
dreadpiratebob
Flapjack fish
theshoeminator
Those would be flounders ;)
Quessan
Too late but have my upvote anyway.
TheAdequatePhotoshopGuy
banana for scale?
xPaird
necessary. i don't know if the fish is really that big or the camera is too close to it
Rattatatcattrap
Majestic squish whale.
alssst
Banana. I see a fish on close and a tiny people swimming behind.
BearbackRidingSabertoothSquirrel
OH MY GOD JAY, WE ARE SEEIN SOME SHIT WE AIN'T NEVER SEEN BEFORE KEHD!!
oscarlikescookies
"Que" in High Definition
IratetheD
please explain these jokes.... i don't know the refference
guitarplayer5241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Vjd_hdYYw
IratetheD
OMG
WLAFadeaway
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!
dangerbears
Oh my god, this was my first thought. That video is fucking hilarious. You just made my night
sadman13
This is so relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQCLQDfKw
XaviersSnakeArm
a baby fucking wheel
SirPooperTScooper
12 feel? Is that the feel you get when you go 30 speed?
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SirPooperTScooper
Cos you edited your description ;) I was just being a smartass
Chixuclub
Interesting.If you would translate the german word it would mean Moonfish.
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Same in French, poisson (Fish) lune (moon).
Denamic
However, if you look closer, it's actually made mostly out of fish and no sun or moon can be found at all
lilmiziceland
In norwegian it's also moon fish or "månefisk"
visualvendetta
And it was over a discussion of those seemingly trivial semantic differences that world wars I and II began, strangely enough!
leolego2
Same in italian, pesce (fish) luna (moon)
stresstwig
swedish is clumpfish, so says my swedish uncle. :D
Lisossoma
In portuguese we call it peixe lua (moonfish) as well
Chixuclub
Interesting...
Lisossoma
And the scientific name is Mola mola :)
Magpiebones
The finnish name kind of translates as "blorb fish", "blergh fish" or just "tubby".
luka5000
Maanvis (dutch) also moonfish
OnAScaleOfOneToTenHowWouldYouRateYourPain
PORTUGAL <3
OnAScaleOfOneToTenHowWouldYouRateYourPain
somos mais do que tava a espera :D
GiveMePizzaIGiveUpvote
Andava à procura disto.
hernnandez
we are dozens... well, seven
dass88
olá!
MaliciousInsect
And that scuba diver just swam up its butt apparently.
WhatDayJob
Bold move considering they only eat - and crap, presumably - jellyfish.
podrickforking
for science
Birddmann
yes they did
gamer2k4
I don't get the angle. If you're trying to show something's size, why put the only point of perspective (the diver) behind it?
AgentLonewolf
He touched the butt!
johnnypistol
Where the sun doesn t shine
Calebtwaffles
Well that's just clever
BYERE
Why do you think the fish has that expression?
Apolenge
Judging by the fish's facial expression. Yup, he sure did.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
And the fish was like oOo
DrKriegersClone
NightWolf78
I laughed way harder at this than I probably should have. +1
HentaiSensai
Self. Contained. Up.-Butt. Apparatus.
Dalylah
Just one good fart...
Sturdycrotch
Must've been a gay fish
AHornyRhino
The Sunfish had its mouth open in anticipation.
Silymnd
Reverse it! So the fish poops him out!
MaliciousInsect
The things I do for you people...
haswar
:O
StaringintotheSun
And that fish loved it. He's all like : O
Vitrum
And the fish didn't even flinch. That's impressive.
makinganaccountherewasprobablyabadidea
ralthiel
It's kind of hot in these sunfish.
Mcknizzle
He's a photographer. Gotta get that shot.
MaliciousInsect
"Jerry, you have a zoom- oh, he's gone."
preaction
He touched the butt?
dangranos
But he didn't touched the balls.
TheMightyCock
He booped the poop
Jalopenis
Can you hear me now?!
bardock
he was trying to learn manbos mambo
IAmAGlitteryUnicornOnTheInside
It's a baby fuckin' whale man!
chaoko99
Funny thing.. this isn't a "Giant sunfish".. this is just a normal sized Ocean sunfish.
VulcanP90
a baby wheel, jay
berrrypickerasfuck
Somebody had to say it. Thank you.
IAmAGlitteryUnicornOnTheInside
You're welcome
Darkcl4w
whale* come. I can't believe you missed your chance
IAmAGlitteryUnicornOnTheInside
No.
thedusty1
So how does a shark not attack it?
zombiesphere
Why would it?
Appjz712
They don't taste good
batarnak
By ignoring it.
ElliottAndrewArt
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/24/16/2ACD7C8A00000578-3173611-image-a-20_1437752854462.jpg
ShuckleOP
/thread
januaryonlakestreet
Oh... That's not what I expected...
PieWillMakeYouDie
Is he gonna be ok?
huhuhunor
He'll be ok. He just has to seal the wound.
iamthehuggy
Tis but a flesh wound