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Hope you have a fantastic day, wherever you are in the world!
charondaboatman
#26 “same place as the music”. Is a perfect answer. +1
Sneeje
F--- suits. I'm not spending $2K on my wardrobe to be hot and uncomfortable
puffineer
#1 3) "remove pants"
Scrown0
Ah. Probably would have been better as step one…
maddmurph
#2 those of us that didn't vote for him think he is a cunt too so don't be sorry.
trinxter
#6 This is what we need in the US. Lighten things up a bit.
nojustsayitdont
If you hike anywhere like this: FUck You and the horse you rode in on.
ToenailClippingsJar
#33 while funny, FUCK OFF WITH BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS IN NATURE.
If you want to listen to music, stay home or in a club or in your car. Fuck, wear earplugs. It’s absolutely aggravating to hear someone else’s music pumping in a forest. Or on the beach for that matter.
WhatUpDog3000
#1 Always upvote a Rafi Bomb!
nojustsayitdont
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
#37 WIFE MATERIALLLL
LordSutter
#10 This suit advice is only for Americans of a certain class and wealth. If you're not upper middle class with a white collar job, ignore it.
Toqom
He needs new suits, they are too short for his legs
THEcableguy
Bingo!
GentlemanScientist
Yeah. A decent suit is what, 500 bucks, not counting shoes, shirt or tie?
somnif
My last 3 suits came from goodwill. Maybe 10-15$ each. Wore them once or twice for a job interview, re-donated them.
chrisjfinlay
I got a Ted Baker suit still with tags on from a charity shop for £5 a few years back. Cost me more than that to get the sleeves and legs taken up a bit to fit perfectly 😅 but I'm holding on to that one.
My wedding suit though I got tailor-made for me, cost about £350
nojustsayitdont
Was gonna say, the amount of suits I need are = or < 0
finn
The colour combinations work with t-shirt and hoodies too.
cuttlesquirt42
As an American, I respect Canada and you guys doing whatever you need to keep good. America is in a sore spot right now and I just hope we don't move closer to Grandaddy Musk's Technocracy.
Scrown0
Thanks. I’m hoping your politicians find their balls and actually stand for their constituents. Sanders, AOC, and Crockett are doing well.
mantabloke
#22 that was fantastic
UncleRat
Wow. That was fun. I got some new dance moves. Got a solid fart joke and about two I will understand at about two in the morning. Great!
Scrown0
🤣 Glad you had fun!
nojustsayitdont
Been trying to find this since forever. Love the whole thing. But especially the cat owner resignation of swatting the cats ass out of way.
ComoSeIguana
#22 I almost choked laughing
ifixlasers42
Me too
NotAPervert
Is this an improvement for anyone / more shareable?
ComoSeIguana
zqwzzle
#26 Party members: “DM I have dark vision”
MaleProstateMilker88
#34 it's also why govenrment doesn't offer to pay for your therapy or medication because they know a lot of people would need both, and it is not profitable to offer any monetary assistance. You either pay for them yourself or don't have them. Last workplace at least paid my medication with the health insurance, now I need to pay it for myself, but still no money for therapy and doesn't look like I'll ever afford it.
Zioxyl
#37 nice dance move
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#33 honestly thought it was going to be a bunch harry men with glowsticks
ColonKoala
#7 is this real? I can't tell. Cause he just launched that dog like 20ft into the air
Scrown0
It’s fake :)
dieselfury
I had the same reaction, fake though. 9.8m/s for 4 seconds is 19m (62 ft). And, pausing you can see the background on the edges of the fur from the original plate.
TrashCanEnthusiast
#14 This really brought me back, I made my own version of this exact same scene as my PFP on Livejournal back in like 2005
alcaray
This captures the way the Donald administration makes me feel.
EverNotRelevant
#17 He agreed to race a horse, and since they dude already has one...
nojustsayitdont
He agreed to a horse race, not to race a horse. A race of one horse against another. A centaur is not a horse.
EverNotRelevant
Yes. The centaur will be racing against a horse. A horse race.
MadamPuddifoot
#9 I just sleep. Every weekend. Literally get up every 2 or 3 hours to sip water, then roll over and go back to sleep. Life is pointless, nothing brings me joy (in one of these moods recently). Fuuuuuuuuck. Kids I'm American. 😔
nojustsayitdont
Tony Lazuto says hello.
keppler38
#33 bring bear spray. Don’t fucking play music out on the trail you fuckstains. Why the fuck are you on a Trail if you’re going to play music.
JimFromMarketing
Bells is the answer
keppler38
No it’s not really. Sounds from anything travelled out and if it’s on your front, behind you doesn’t get that sound as much. Awareness and bear spray and if you must, talk or yell every once in a while
PlatypusPowersActivate
Hard part about bear bells is getting it around their necks. I’ve been trying, but no success!
DillIsMySpiritSpice
#5 just about got a two-fer
charondaboatman
#42 all of this, except endless repetition drives me absolutely insane.
Scrown0
I have the same lunch almost every day, and building a routine is the only thing that’ll get me doing anything productive (plus i love routine). Having that stability gives me a foundation to do other, spontaneous stuff. If I don’t have that foundation of routine/familiarity, I’m a wreck until I’ve made a new one
charondaboatman
My wife is my savior. She’s the planner, organizer, reminder…all of the things I’m not. It’s why I did well in the military, and why I was good as a chef and why I did well with business startups. The military was a very clearly defined and reinforced process but it also allowed for creative problem solving. Being a chef was demanding but in short bursts and also allowed for creativity and business startups were great for problem solving. I got lucky and I learned how to cope, finally.
charondaboatman
#11 oh, honey. Religion was a business waaaaay before it hit the U.S.
nojustsayitdont
Can you say 'indulgences'? Not to mention the reason why Jesus overturned the tables in the temple was because they turned it into a business.
somnif
You could buy saints bones from every roadside vendor in the holy land. Saints must've been truly horrifying abominations.
Vebrandsson
Just look at the actual, historical, knights templar. If they weren't running a business and making a killing doing it I'm not sure what you'd call it.
FeedTheNachoMan
Don't even need to look at the Knights Templar, just look at how selling "indulgences" was such a profitable thing for the Catholic Church, it made its way into Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales"
emu314159127001
even pop culture references about them mention the money.
Ginoawesomesauce
What they mean is compared to England. Henry VIII weakened the church by confiscating their lands and money making ability. The Church of England didn't doesn't have to make money to stay in business. That is the benefit of having state sponsored religion. Church's are able to focus on their parishioners and the local community, not making money.
charondaboatman
Really? No mention of England , just Europe. And weakened the Church? He just fired up his own version. Religion is a bane on society and has been for thousands of years. It’s always been about control and power and money. Henry VIII was but a player in a much much larger play.
Ginoawesomesauce
Religion is a fact of life. Found in every society ever studied, evidence suggests been around 50 kyo +. Expecting society to give up religion is like expecting people to stop dancing or making art or telling stories. Its naive.
charondaboatman
I don’t expect them to give it up. Faith is a thing. Not my thing. I’m a show me, ask questions, prove it to me type. Faith has nothing to do with that process. The hypocrisy of it all except for the very few is so typically human. Being able to say, “I don’t know” is a thing. Making shit up so you don’t have to admit you don’t know is sad and weak.
IAmTheBadW01f
Want was Martin Luther raging against?
Indulgences, among other things. Literally selling heaven tickets for you or your loved ones.