#2, Bro is not a hero. It's impossible to release propane the way they were trying. Bro is standing there with his camera and being as unhelpful as possible. He's an ass. Those tourist should have asked the store clerk if they had questions but they were dead on to ask Bro if he was going to be helpful or just be a jerk.
#2 Get permission before filming. Damn. It's not enough to feel embarrassed, but publicly embarrassed. I doubt he saved their lives. There's no way the nozzle for propane should fit a car tire's air intake.
#2 It is still weird that he took the time to get out his phone and start filming before stopping them. I dunno if it's just me, but it wouldn't have even occurred to me to film that exchange 🤷♂️
The panic reaction (especially for people who aren't experienced) is to come off the power when you think you're going to hit someone or something. The problem is that once you come off the power you're no longer able to steer, because turning is done by changing the direction of the water coming out the back. See: "It’s important to remember that any personal watercraft needs to be under power to steer; as soon as you turn the Sea-Doo PWC off, you lose the ability to steer." Sauce to follow...
Also a problem with inexperienced bike riders (and drivers in general but apparently more so on bikes) that I assume applies to jetskis too, is target fixation. If they can't get their eyes off the person in the way, the chance of them reacting in a way that changes direction is much reduced.
Yeah, you have to drain the pool to get every invisible glass shard out. The railing can vary a lot but the types I've installed would probably be around $1000 or so for that run which seems quick and easy by comparison to dealing with the mess itself.
On mobile, if you have the image/video fullscreened, there's a chat button on the bottom by the save button that automatically puts the image number in the comment, too.
Reminds me of a Garfield comic: Garfield says it takes a real man to open a bottle with his teeth. Next panel shows him pulling out his teeth trying to open the bottle, and in the last panel he says "Yeah, a real STUPID man."
You can open a bottle with another bottle, a knife, a key or really any hard edge like a wood table. I can't imagine a situation were you have neither of these things :D
An early episode has someone taken over by the symbiote going through their mouth and burrowing into the back of their throat. When a doctor examined them they saw only a "small abrasion", and seemed otherwise fine.
I wouldn't have worded it quite so strongly, but yeah instead of filming people's shame maybe just point out their mistake without the camera rolling. Like I get it, it's funny, but people already have trouble admitting when they're wrong, the prospect of having that mistake broadcast to the world for tons of strangers to laugh at isn't helping. I feel like this video just made the world a tiny bit worse.
The combination of their very heavy Scandinavian accent and not knowing how to put air in their tires strongly, no clearly, says they ain't from around those parts. My guess, near Disney in FL, but maybe some other tourist place.
Yes and no. True it is completely impossible to dispense propane with that type of nozzle the way they were trying but there are lots of propane fill stations who, illegally, don't lock up their gear when not in use.
They weren't looking for gasoline, they were looking for an air fill station for their tires. So they really were looking for a gas, they just got the wrong one
witalaska4
I actually gagged just watching #1
BosunMark
#3 Darth Maul vs Anakin Skywalker: The Director's Cut
MagmaCarta
Started strong with this dump
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#2
Tomigami
#2 🎶Wheels on fire
Rolling down the rooooaaaad 🎶
ChazzK
#7 .... literally the only thing this guy did NOT do wrong was that he failed to attach fucking razors to the props or some shit
rumplstltskn
#1 As I watched I said "NOOOO! ...oh wait, is there audio?"
PlacentaEaters
#9 That could have gone SO much worse
TakuanSoho
To be honest, #6 could just have been straight up suicide
derrymerbles
Yeah a TINY bit more rotation and all of that weight would have come down on his neck. Nuchal ligament tear or Clay Shoveler’s fracture
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Final Destination 5-ass death lol https://youtu.be/x9FZvfsibBo?si=3zxQhnJc4NJNpXih
FunWithUsernames
Try telling that to his cervical discs — chronic pain doesn’t kill you, but it does kill all the joy in living 😖
ronnydakhari127001
#2 cool subtitles bro
yoyo42
#8 if you don't have a clue what you're doing with a bike, just leave it the hell alone!
SunAnvil
#5 got a darn fine chuckle out of that one!!
LespritDeLescalier22
#5 now I know what it sounds like when two squirrels try to unlock my front doors.
iananimated
Whilst pissing themselves.
LespritDeLescalier22
Oh HOLY SHIT I completely missed that. Now it’s even better. Thank you for your service
iananimated
No worries. I missed it the first time as well.
DaveSamsonite
#1
moldaviteseeker
Hey that's my wife
DaveSamsonite
She’s a keeper
xizar
#5 Chipmunks coming back from a night out.
cryborg
#4 I laugh at these every time, but I'm pretty sure I'm boat stupid too..
behaardeman
They put way too much trust in that boat tbf
todayok
#2, Bro is not a hero. It's impossible to release propane the way they were trying. Bro is standing there with his camera and being as unhelpful as possible. He's an ass. Those tourist should have asked the store clerk if they had questions but they were dead on to ask Bro if he was going to be helpful or just be a jerk.
darkninja2992
#5
Did.... did she just drunkenly piss herself and then lay in it?
trigonman3
You figured it out.
Holister
Thanks for the post! The title made me jump into your posts to doom scroll your 175 other Mini Dumps
UncleSlam123
Glad you enjoyed the posts! Hope you have a great weekend
OddlyPacific
Thank you UncleSlam123, I appreciate the reminder that no matter how dumb I am, somebody is more dumber.
UncleSlam123
I think many of us can feel what you're saying! Hope you have a great weekend
VaultGirl69
#2 Get permission before filming. Damn. It's not enough to feel embarrassed, but publicly embarrassed. I doubt he saved their lives. There's no way the nozzle for propane should fit a car tire's air intake.
doctorId
#2 It is still weird that he took the time to get out his phone and start filming before stopping them. I dunno if it's just me, but it wouldn't have even occurred to me to film that exchange 🤷♂️
DiabloGrandeArts
The internet was a mistake
lifeisadadjoke
#8 the icing on the cake is freaking glorious!
behaardeman
Injury after insult
Limoncellos
Absolutely. I felt pretty bad but it was funny
OhIfIMust
I snorted pretty loudly.
DmNerd
Flawless victory.
lifeisadadjoke
Scooter-ality!!
AdventureBat
#5 AAAAAALVIIIIIN! THE CHIPETTES ARE BACK.
JoeMangoJello
#3 Stupidity or attempted murder?
Mockingbirb
yes
MithridateEupator
Jetskis don't have brakes
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
*Older/some* jet skis don’t have brakes.
SmergBlaerghl
That's some GTA shit
amp99
The panic reaction (especially for people who aren't experienced) is to come off the power when you think you're going to hit someone or something. The problem is that once you come off the power you're no longer able to steer, because turning is done by changing the direction of the water coming out the back. See: "It’s important to remember that any personal watercraft needs to be under power to steer; as soon as you turn the Sea-Doo PWC off, you lose the ability to steer." Sauce to follow...
WorthEveryPenny
Dude had the whole ocean and he hit the only person in frame and they aren't exactly small
amp99
Oh, and the same principle applies in jet boat racing too: https://youtu.be/8VfG9G2q8Qs
amp99
https://youtu.be/afVsMf1A00s
dspillett
Also a problem with inexperienced bike riders (and drivers in general but apparently more so on bikes) that I assume applies to jetskis too, is target fixation. If they can't get their eyes off the person in the way, the chance of them reacting in a way that changes direction is much reduced.
amp99
https://sea-doo.brp.com/ca/en/owner-zone/getting-started/riding-information/how-to-drive-your-personal-watercraft.html
BobAllen2004
#6 Sweet lord, he broke that shit with his neck
laacis2
I assume it wasn't securely attached
fnxweb
Or vice versa.
I did actually get a freeze frame that seemed as if it's actually the very top of his chest that hits, but that's hardly much better.
LordHosk
He technically made it into the pool...
soooo....
nojustsayitdont
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
Fuck. Those repairs/ pool cleaning are going to be so expensive too.
VendyMoviePrincess
Yeah, you have to drain the pool to get every invisible glass shard out. The railing can vary a lot but the types I've installed would probably be around $1000 or so for that run which seems quick and easy by comparison to dealing with the mess itself.
xenjamin
21 Ways to Die in Hollywood. Credit to Matt Groening.
MisspentYouth333
Did we just watch someone die?
anjeer
I'm certain we did on #3
MisspentYouth333
I feel like #6 is more likely than #3
JarlCarlArchmark
People don't die that easily, generally. Serious injuries are of course a possibility, but at least they didn't seem to hit their heads.
HandsomePenguin
#5 stardew valley when you are sprinting to your house at 1:50 am.
DaveSamsonite
tallquasi
DocWino
Someone shit their pants that night.
SailorPupitar
I mean she pees as she's passing out, so maybe
catmonger
I thought she was throwing up
Vortexhelios320
My best was "trying to escape a helium leak".
HiHowAreYou92
I've been on this site a long time and I never think to ask but how do you do the thing with the liked number? Do you just type #1
chevymonster
On a Pc/Mac the image has 3 dots in the upper right corner, click that, then click "Comment".
HiHowAreYou92
Oh hey thats it what do you know.
SilverPossum
On mobile, if you have the image/video fullscreened, there's a chat button on the bottom by the save button that automatically puts the image number in the comment, too.
epithymetic
TIL
KiwiChickenz
And on desktop, you click on the three dots in the top right and select comment.
Snuggelapolous
I have been on this site for 15 and have never browsed it on a desk/laptop. I've always wondered what it's like and how it's different.
pandemicpolemic
TIL
spittleteets
Damn beat me to it. I typed the same thing but went back to grab a screenshot. Lol +1
SilverPossum
I thought about it, but was like "Fuckit". So, +1 to you too :3
acuteavocado7
#1 even without it being champagne specifically, opening anything with ur teeth is a super dumb move
1stPortista
Won’t make the same mistake again— no more teeth.
behaardeman
Can confirm. Even opening a pistachio with your teeth can have painful consequences.
Doismellbacon
Use the shell of another pistachio!!
stseregh
Dang, never occurred to me! I'll remember you next time I'm eating those armored bastards...
Doismellbacon
It works so well, it's like nature's pistachio opener!
stseregh
Can't wait to give it a try. I hope you and your family smell many bacons in the years to come
Shaileen
Some more... rural people open beer bottles with their teeths. I shudder everytime. :|
TI99Kitty
Reminds me of a Garfield comic: Garfield says it takes a real man to open a bottle with his teeth. Next panel shows him pulling out his teeth trying to open the bottle, and in the last panel he says "Yeah, a real STUPID man."
IndianCowboy
Hey let's not generalize.. I do that too when I forget to pack openers for picnic..
Shaileen
You can open a bottle with another bottle, a knife, a key or really any hard edge like a wood table. I can't imagine a situation were you have neither of these things :D
Br1337
#1 the doctors never gonna believe her about why the back of her throat is bruised
KiddR78
I want to see the aftermath of what that cork did to her face.
Hurglederp
JoeMangoJello
Well, I mean, she has video evidence so...
forcebully
I'm thinking broken teeth on that one too.
tzen003
Goa'uld take over!
Psiberdragon
tzen003
An early episode has someone taken over by the symbiote going through their mouth and burrowing into the back of their throat. When a doctor examined them they saw only a "small abrasion", and seemed otherwise fine.
Kellhus0Anasurimbor
#2 what a stupid prick taking a video instead of just helping.
Klaxun
Did you have the sound on? The guy did help. Or were you hoping he would help them put propane in their tires?
InternetAnonymityplz
I wouldn't have worded it quite so strongly, but yeah instead of filming people's shame maybe just point out their mistake without the camera rolling. Like I get it, it's funny, but people already have trouble admitting when they're wrong, the prospect of having that mistake broadcast to the world for tons of strangers to laugh at isn't helping. I feel like this video just made the world a tiny bit worse.
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
yes she said it, can you help instead of filming?
Kellhus0Anasurimbor
Exactly
trigonman3
Some people react badly to more direct help. Protec yoself.
todayok
So afraid. Never leave your basement. Keep commenting.
MyBigMouth
#2 How can you be so stu... [sees badge on the car]... oh, right.
todayok
They are clearly tourists and that car was almost certainly a rental. But nice try at an edgy comment.
Corrodias
Why do you think they are "clearly tourists"?
todayok
The combination of their very heavy Scandinavian accent and not knowing how to put air in their tires strongly, no clearly, says they ain't from around those parts. My guess, near Disney in FL, but maybe some other tourist place.
Corrodias
I see, you're right, the car thing has a lot of plausible explanations, but in combination with the accent, it does paint a good picture.
darkhalfbreed
I don't think there are any self serving propane stations so this whole thing was faked.
todayok
Yes and no. True it is completely impossible to dispense propane with that type of nozzle the way they were trying but there are lots of propane fill stations who, illegally, don't lock up their gear when not in use.
TheRicM
What’s a badge on a car?
vicvalour
Logo, emblem, trademark,
TheRicM
Got it, thanks!
dspillett
In this case it is a Tesla badge. The logo in the middle of the boot.
TheRicM
Ah, thanks!
vicvalour
1, what part of electric car do they think needs gas? 2, what would water have to do with it? 3, why is the propane not locked up?
vicvalour
Edit, was on mute, they wanted air for tire. Number 3 still stands
Klaxun
The propane connector will only fit on a propane tank. This is why there are different kinds of connectors.
DarkAshelin
I think they were trying to put more air in the tires, which electric cars still need
vicvalour
Yeah, had on mute and subs were too fast
vicvalour
And she did say gas for tires, I guess air is a gas
VaultGirl69
It doesn't sound like English is her native language.
PiccadillyPi
Good guess
MisspentYouth333
A potential fix it to just call it petrol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Djones06236
Petrol short for petroleum is not propane. You're nearly as stupid as them.
MisspentYouth333
Thank you for saying nearly
Ravenpoe
They weren't looking for gasoline, they were looking for an air fill station for their tires. So they really were looking for a gas, they just got the wrong one
Gaelwyn
Isn't petrol what you put into cars as fuel (aka gasoline)? As opposed to propane, which you use to grill food and is not used for cars at all.
MisspentYouth333
Not sure, we just use petrol in Australia, UK, and Europe. Like, we have petrol stations, not gas stations.
MisspentYouth333
So yes, maybe we are the idiots. But we also sell petroleum gas (LPG), so it would get confusing.
Gaelwyn
In the US, LPG = propane and petrol = gasoline
MisspentYouth333
Yeah I’m learning a lot today
Gaelwyn
AmeriGas is the company that makes the propane, not the name of the product.