acappellaCantabile
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When he suggests trying it.
When he asks again a week or two later.
When he says that you can pick something to try out too.
When you finally do it.
When he asks how you're doing.
When you suddenly realize you kinda like it.
When you suddenly realize you kinda like it.
Getting into it.
When it's your turn to suggest something.
general3035
Fucking furries (pun intended)
acappellaCantabile
Giggity
AverageFitsInMorePlaces
Soon enough, you're going at it like rabbits.
raccoon117
http://youtu.be/xt5ghXdq6Z0
acappellaCantabile
Beautiful
acappellaCantabile
Oh man, good one
lxnrhinners
Especially if the kink suggested is "I think we should go at it like rabbits."
naturenick
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
GrimmThistle
I thought it might be entertaining for you to know, I've just woken up from a nap and I read it as "rabbis" and got really confused. :)
acappellaCantabile
Oh wow. That's beautiful.
AverageFitsInMorePlaces
Oy vey
NinjaSpork
A penetrating analysis of the issue
acappellaCantabile
We must take a two-fisted approach to this.
MetalSkeletal
"Two pronged" would still have worked
acappellaCantabile
Echidna dick.
GreetingsPrograms
I did not expected to enjoy the movie but I kinda did.... But it was awkward as hell and this is the reason why
acappellaCantabile
Sounds like you have a few things to work out about yourself. Just accept there's no shame!
GreetingsPrograms
It's almost like you know me...
aPokal
ularg
So Walt Disney's big secret was that he was a furry.
pulseneon
That implies it's a secret...
acappellaCantabile
Basically
YamatoIouko
Robin Hood, Lion King, and now this? Oh yeah. They know what they're doing at this point.
AkujiMalice
When you realize that the rabbit you used for this meme IS a kink of a huge chunk of the internet.
acappellaCantabile
I knew that from the start. I am not so sheltered.
AkujiMalice
Oh I'm sure you did. I haven't even seen the movie yet, so it was a mild surprise to see a fandom blossom a new fetish.
agoraph0bicninja
This is about anal...right?
thtguyjosh
i thought it was beastiality
hsrew
I thought it was about rock climbing
Huggitt17
It's about a happy bunny.
acappellaCantabile
That's the joke!
Cassiraa
on whom?
PeppersHere
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alazyamerican
You kids are so unimaginative. Now stay off my lawn, unless you are delivering more D batteries.
elbdms
It's never about licking eyeballs.
alazyamerican
It sure could be about licking something.
Kinkauthor
Personally I don't like that because a wet tounge usually steals my contacts
WelcomeToTheWasteland
IM NOT A FURRY IM NOT A FURRY I AM NOT A FURRY WHY CANT MY PANTS ACCEPT THIS?
YamatoIouko
Hello potential future furry. I'm here as a representative of the fandom to say "hello".
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
GOOO AWAAAAAAAY.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
(im just kidding don't hate me)
Martinuscool
That movie is actually pretty good
acappellaCantabile
Well folks. We did it. We got me to the front page. Using furries and a thinly veiled anal sex allusion. I'm proud of how far we've come.
TheFoxyVixen
I'll pop out the champagne.
MacGyverX
All the way up the butt.
AJJ29
You've done well you came you saw and you conquered used your knowledge of imugur played your cards right now look at you successful 1/2
AJJ29
Envy or all your fellow imugur owns perfect example of imugur finest 2/2
ChewSoap
I'm proud of you son
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
I'm fairly surprised user-submitted didn't tear you to shreds
Vulpinologist
I've never measured how far I've come. Is that a thing? What's the average distance?
acappellaCantabile
Depends on how long it's been since the last time you rubbed one out
Vulpinologist
So discharge distance is inversely proportional to frequency of orgasm?
acappellaCantabile
The greater the volume of the load the greature the pressure. qed. ied. iud.
LoopStricken
Four hours?
acappellaCantabile
Shit son you have more self control than me.
Carnot
This is the kind of content that imgur wants; that imgur deserves.
acappellaCantabile
I'm proud to be that person. If you'll excuse me, I need to plan for a certain day of a certain week of a certain month.
SharkTurnip
You're on your period?
Carnot
I made a general batman reference, they replied with an imgur-specific batman reference.
acappellaCantabile
Someone doesn't get the batman meme
ThePowerOf42
Did you date @IPegOnTheFirstDate ??
acappellaCantabile
Unfortunately, as a gay man, my sex life involves less pegging and more normal anal
adeepermystery
Unfortunately? Because "my friend" could fix that if you'd like.
Captainpoopypants
Butthole FTW!
ThePowerOf42
Well.. You could have found a bisexual guy and she could have done him while he was doing you
acappellaCantabile
Man, a threesome on a first date? Who pays the dinner bill in that situation?
adeepermystery
I do! I'll pay it! :)
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
The cameraman?
acappellaCantabile
Okay, I laughed. Good one.
ThePowerOf42
You could split it... In threeways •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
acappellaCantabile
Man, that's cold. Ice cold.
HerbieRobinson
I thought it may be anal, but this comment has me thinking it isn't.
acappellaCantabile
The original title was anal, not kinks. And the suggestion was pegging.
HerbieRobinson
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh... Well then, congrats on the sex!@
acappellaCantabile
I would like to point out that I am neither a lady, nor did this actually happen. tis merely a situation that I feel people would find funny
TheMentelgen
Ok @OP until today I thought pegging WAS anal. How do they differ?
acappellaCantabile
Anal is where a dick goes in a butt. Pegging is when something like a dildo or strap on does. Typically in a dude.
kubi
I'm assuming the rabbit is a girl right? Looks like it could be either one to me.
acappellaCantabile
This is correct!
turkeysamwich420
I'm not a furry but that god damn rabbit is making my pants feel weird. FUCK YOU DISNEY FOR MAKING A RABBIT CUTE AND KINDA THICK
GoldenClit
+1 kinda thick
blazera
thick bunny buns
vexic
What do you mean "kinda"? Judy is the perfect amount of thick
acappellaCantabile
Made by furries, for furries. I suggest some self exploration. You may just learn some things about yourself
YamatoIouko
I suggest e621 and FurAffinity!
Imagaywolf
A furry friend of mine is actually on the animation team for this or atleast helped with the animation There are furries everywhere.
Imagaywolf
that fandom has grown at an exponential rate you'd be surprised who is hidden among that fandom :P
LoopStricken
http://imgur.com/FsZdk
acappellaCantabile
Oh shit, that's a legitimate good piece of art.
Foonbee
That's Jay Naylor for you, draws the best furries I ever did seen, not like I look at furries or anything, I heard from a friend
LoopStricken
Well, the full NSFW versions are in this album... /a/034hp
WelcomeToTheWasteland
I hate to say this but.... Dot
Sionas
If anal is kinky I'm not as vanilla as I thought
acappellaCantabile
If it turns some people on, and turns some people off, it's a kink! Generally. Rule of thumb. (Probably wanna wash the thumb)
Sionas
So vanilla sex can be a kink for people who are usually kinky right
acappellaCantabile
Vanilla sex is super kinky for Klingons, so yeah!
Sionas
Cool. Cool.
SendMeNoots
Am I a furry now? I feel like that's what's happening here.
kokorobrokoro
Welcome home!
acappellaCantabile
It's a lot like being inexplicably attracted to a male actor. You need to find the answer yourself, my friend.
kokorobrokoro
Hi there
HorseMcFucker
Burst out laughing at 6 AM. thenx.
kokorobrokoro
You're welcome :) Just doing my job, spreading the sexy message...
HorseMcFucker
YamatoIouko
*hands over a "welcome to the fandom badge"*
NlGHTW0LF
One of us, One of us. We accept her, we accept her, gooble gobble, one of us
shwoopdapoop
Wololo
norskieu
Wololo
kokorobrokoro
Vulpinologist
search Rule 34 Lola Bunny and see how you feel after.
giggleface37
.... Cool beans.
InternalServerError
Yep. You're a furry now. Your fursuit will arrive in 3-5 business days by mail. Con attendance is compulsory. That will be $3500.
FoxySpirit
Bah, in my age we liked sexy anthro animals and nothing was weird, heck even humanoid aliens easily were "I'd tap dat" material.
RedDwarfIV
Captain Kirk wants to put his phaser in your replicator, no matter what species you are.
FoxySpirit
Not the hero we need but... ah, fuck it. He was the hero we needed.
acappellaCantabile
It's only weird when people make it weird!
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
I tell people this all the time.
InternalServerError
The only eligibility requirement for the furry fandom is you like media of this sort and style. There's no fetish clause in the contract.
MostIndeedlySo
acappellaCantabile
Brooklyn 99, hell yeh
MostIndeedlySo
Wootxor
Anal
whoopsywoo
I should not be turned on by this
LoopStricken
http://imgur.com/FsZdk
acappellaCantabile
It's okay, no shame in experimenting.
Lugh314159
When you think she's gonna suggest something that you'll like, and then she unboxes the 10" knobby strap-on:
ChucklePuss
HRW she suggests the pegging: #4 immediately followed by #2. Then if he likes it #7. If not, #3.
deweydefeatstrumanagain
Jokes on her, that is my kink
kokorobrokoro
MrMack303
So ten inches isn't enough then?
jackbinimbul
What makes you think he wouldn't like it...?
Lugh314159
He was hoping for the twelve inch knobby strap-on.
jackbinimbul
Ah, easy mistake.
footfoe
you just think you won't like it. but you will.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
O lawdy!
Fenderzilla
Pshh. Maybe if that gif was reversed
Coopernius
Deadpool did it, so can I.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
The 10" is fucking kindergarten play. Traffic cone or nothing.
AllTheMetaUsernamesWereTaken
As a bisexual girl;
SizeGuesser
At which point you tell her that since she's been a good sport you'll humor the idea, but maybe working your way up is the right way to go.
cursedTinker
this one knows what's up
KangInDaNarth
Tbh I would kinda wanna see how that feels.
koinuchan
acappellaCantabile
i know what I'm adding to my next post.
primorph
You try it for your girl! But maybe bargain down to something a little smaller...
Software2
When she starts, and you actually start liking it:
IgniaEternale
What... what is this from? Both the sloth and the rabbit?
Lugh314159
Greetings from your cave on Mars! Both characters are from the movie Zootopia, currently in theatres and sweeping the 'net like a plague.
IgniaEternale
Hold on, let me remove my fingers from my ears. It helps block any stray communications that may arrive from Earth. (Thanks!)
tomyironmane
not enough horror. Gimmie that look Wiley Coyote gets right before Gravity takes effect.
Lugh314159
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4826060/wile-e-coyote-fall-o.gif
Lugh314159
adeepermystery
The pointing was perfect.
d65vid
More like
Saigon333
You put that gif in reverse right now, son!
Noccturnal
As a bixsexual: "aw yis"
daelith
"I'LL GET THE LUBE!"
Noccturnal
YISSSS
nitrobw1
Muthafuckin ANAL, BRO.
AwkwardBiStander
MY USERNAME IS SOMEWHAT RELEVANT
regretthisalready
So is mine.
acappellaCantabile
@OP has noticed you. I deem you thus. Somewhat relevant
dogsandmoney
What does "yis" mean?
HorseMcFucker
It means THE YEAST IS SOUR
AverageFitsInMorePlaces
Better than a 10" Dobby strap-on
ElmurFud
Take my upvote you beautiful bastard. You made me snot milk and frosted flakes.
acappellaCantabile
Master has given Dobby a cock!
UncomfortableTruths
god damn it hahaha
AggravatedWookie
Better if you read it in his voice.
acappellaCantabile
It's how I typed it, so it's how you should read it.
Lugh314159
I think I read that fan-fiction....
Splodgey
Why would you do that to yourself
Lugh314159
I used to read a LOT of harry potter fan fic back in the day. Not all of it was appropriately labelled....
FoxySpirit
I was drunk, I needed a laugh.
Killersmail
Finaly, i can do my master as he used to do to me.
hipplz
Happy international women's day, right?
allofthebooks
Apparently in a lot of European countries you're supposed to do something nice for the women in your life - all the girls at work got a rose
becausebugeye
Well today is meatball day and there are currently meatballs waiting for me downstairs. Food meatballs btw
PandaSol
I came searching for this. Didn't take long, thank you
becausebugeye
Completely forgot that was in Deadpool! Oh man
GameSpriter
I had to explain that scene to my girlfriend. She wanted details.
becausebugeye
Guard your anus. Unless you're into that
eggsbenedictcumberbun
Oh man indeed ;)
JukeMasterFlex
How can you forget? Every other top comment on Imgur is currently that lol.
becausebugeye
I haven't been imguring like I usually do. I blame work.
FunkyKick
how is attaching a penis on woman celebrating womanhood?
ImpactFPS
Go see Deadpool
acappellaCantabile
Even women can fuck a man in the ass.
FunkyKick
that doesn't answer my question
Logeon
I thought we just called that divorce. (Put down the torches and pitchforks, it's just a joke)
becausebugeye
Paging ipegonthefirstdate
RedDwarfIV
But a man can't envelop a woman
acappellaCantabile
There's a two fisted approach to that problem.
acappellaCantabile
I can only pray that one of these gifs ends up being a reaction image like that.
DarkWingedDuck
What did you suggest?
kokorobrokoro
MRW
wittyrandomusername
With my last partner, this was his suggestion. I was shocked at first but really enjoyed it.
somercet
Inquiring minds! :D
wittyrandomusername
He knows I am very open, he already told me he was bi, I own a strap on so he asked and I said okay. Thought it would be weird but loved it!
somercet
Yah, not a regular thing (het missionary is sooo convenient and good) but it's a fun change. Amused you had one already. :D
nononotwhatyouthink
Role reversal is intriguing i think, and somehow would like to try it, but never brought it up, since no GF, and would'nt know how to! 1/2
nononotwhatyouthink
2/2 how did he get you to try it? Just suggested it and you just went along with it?
wittyrandomusername
He knows I am very open, he already told me he was bi, I own a strap on so he asked and I said okay. Thought it would be weird but loved it!
10champ10
What are these gifs from?
kokorobrokoro
Rick & Morty. Imgur's favorite cartoon.
acappellaCantabile
Zootopia, in theatres now!
bandersna7ch
Anal right? You're talking about anal. (A good first comment I think after a 24 hr ban for posting mature content)
acappellaCantabile
Absolutely. I changed the title and subject after realizing I didn't want to end up banned for explicitly explicit content.
bandersna7ch
What's weird is that I explicitly explained that the post featured explicit content. Marked mature and NSFW.....explicit......
acappellaCantabile
People are jerks, I suppose.
Textuality
Just as long as you don't have a boyfriend who's way too eager and doesn't use enough lube. :P
acappellaCantabile
Lube is your friend, people!
Textuality
UsChickens
Thanks, Imgur. Now I'm sexually attracted to a CGI rabbit. For fuck's sake... ¬.¬
artsystuff
If you think about it, this probably isn't the first time.
lronMaiden
That's from time before CGI was everywhere. Still darn well done.
acappellaCantabile
You've just learned something new about yourself. It's a glorious day.
kokorobrokoro
ImNotTellingYouNothing
How is a bunny prettier than me.
acappellaCantabile
Because she has buck teeth and rocks them, not letting flaws hold her back. Follow her lead.
SiameseCitys
Unobtainable Hollywood standards, amirite?
acappellaCantabile
How does holywood expect me to be three feet tall and weigh less than a loaf of bread?!
footfoe
A new generation of furries is born
RobNevertellin
It's really damn true. TO THE SHELTERS!
shveet
The torched has been passed down from Robin Hood to Nick Wilde
acappellaCantabile
Oo-de-la-lee
lordmaxwell
And boy are the horny 15 year olds crashing our IRC. Not the place for that kind of action, kid, we're all just here to BS
ularg
I've survived the era of Tailspin and the like, I can survive anything.
kokorobrokoro
They're rebooting Ducktales!
ularg
awoohoo
kokorobrokoro
I know right? Life is like a hurricane...
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
Do not Google Gardevoir rule 34.
acappellaCantabile
Man you don't even need rule 34 to suddenly get kinky shit in your search
Lugh314159
...or Gardevoir at all, if your safe search is off.
SwedishTurky
What's the character's name gust Asking XD ..... don't judge
kokorobrokoro
Glitter Tiger
acappellaCantabile
Judy Hops
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
John Cena
Vogerl
Judy Hopps :V
tomyironmane
Nope, already Porn of her. Sad.
Vogerl
there's an internet database of images showing the feet of practically every single celebrity. the moment it's in the public eye -> PORN!
acappellaCantabile
The new generation is still in stage five. Stage six will be in a few months.
HypnoChanger
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oIC4m6wliU4/hqdefault.jpg It doesn't look like they'll reach stage 6. So close though.
noneweregiven
Fucking gold.
acappellaCantabile
Too many freaking medusa heads
Whty706
What... What are the stages? Do I want to know?
acappellaCantabile
The stages of the above pictures
Whty706
Ah, ok. Gotcha, same page now
Whty706
Ah, ok. Gotcha, same page now
Abbeel
zidar
Why the wrong text? It should just say "Your turn".
acappellaCantabile
Robin's voice actor passed away recently, actually. I think that he knew it was time to pass on the torch.
CrowbarCommando
Never saw the Robin Hood with the fox. Should I?
wintermorning
Oh my goodness YES WATCH IT. It's such a classic.
playstation360
Yes
IAmAPoohBear
Exactly my thought the moment I saw the first trailer with her
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
Well, at least we'll be seeing something other than a billion fox OC's, though it might bring new light to "Fucking like rabbits."
acappellaCantabile
Sadly the fox OC's aren't going anywhere. They're too powerful.They have weeb strength on their side as well
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
parasyte OC's when
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
I hate to be that guy but... *parasite
acappellaCantabile
It doesn't help that the police chief is voiced by Idris elba. That man's voice could make you melt
IMilkDwarvesForALiving
I've met him once in South east London, before he was super popular. He actually does sound like that off camera, which is awesome.
acappellaCantabile
That's the thing; voice actors don't always put on voices. Just look at Yuri Lowenthal
bishop2905
I am a mostly straight male and I can confirm this
Youkool
Mostly
bishop2905
There are a few fictional exceptions.
acappellaCantabile
Anyone that says otherwise is a communist
bishop2905
I'm a practicing socialist though
Nemrith
Wasn't there some sort of interview where one of the voice actors/actresses was like " at last an animation that they can't sexualize." ?
tomyironmane
oh... that poor woman. This is the Internet. We have Rule 34. They make Shoggoth Porn here, sweetie, and Grandpa Nurgle too....
HatsfordaEmprah
Gotta spread the Nurglite love any way you can!
tomyironmane
oh, it usually works the same way you spread syphilis.
Nemrith
Internet prevalence of Rule 34 consequently makes public ignorance of it so much funnier.
tomyironmane
yes... but Nurgle Porn... Dude, there are some things even a shoggoth wouldn't do....
Nemrith
Dedication to Rule 34 is truly something to behold. I don't necessarily approve, but the internet has spoken.
Coldshade
foking furries coming to our boards, stealing our memes
acappellaCantabile
A furry probably made your favourite meme. They're everywhere!
YamatoIouko
We are. >3
Diezen
'That's real fuckin' Nito' with the glasses and souls book image is one. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
acappellaCantabile
Where's the "there's dozens of us" gif when you need it?
Sairvous
Pretty sure this movie was directly marketed towards furries
kokorobrokoro
What makes you think that?
acappellaCantabile
I'm positive that furries were directly involved in the making of this film.
Sairvous
Would not be surprised.
FoxySpirit
No, but it directly appeals to furries. Internet fandoms simply tend to grossly overestimate their mainstream impact.
RedDwarfIV
IIRC, the makers tried to encourage furries to show up at cinema showings in fursuits.
dpidcoe
Sounds like an excellent reason to not go see it in theaters tbh
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
Whatedywhat?
Superstzday
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/proof-disney-is-actually-marketing-zootopia-to-furries#.lkq2V60kJ0
RedDwarfIV
Apparently I remembered wrong. Can't find evidence to back it up.
kokorobrokoro
True. If it was marketed for Furries Disney store would have plushies of the sexy animals too, like the stripper tigers. They dont. :(
misharra
Ain't wrong. Those tigers have NSFW facial expressions in every shot.
kokorobrokoro
True, so does Nick have bedroom eyes on every figure I've seen of him so far.
Sprinkleton
Really though, was browsing /b/ yesterday - an entire thread - there is so. much. porn. Of this rabbit already
UnspokenX
I don't believe you. Show me.
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
And most of it isn't that good. I MEAN, NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW... OR ANYTHING... DONT JUDGE ME
AFormalNerd
My friend you've only witnessed the tip of the furry iceberg. There's art of all the characters. Some pleasant, some sexual, some disturbing
footfoe
nice
johnvictor
There's apparently modeled sex toys now.
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
I of course wouldn't know this personally, but I can tell you there have been toys like that for years at this point.
johnvictor
I mean ones to emulate the actual characters.
YamatoIouko
There have been ones to emulate characters a while now..
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Why this rabbit specifically? I guess I need to watch the movie to find that out.
acappellaCantabile
Main character=Most porn. Typically. There's some outliers.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Surely there's more than it being the main character. I'm hazarding a guess that the character has a "cute" personality too.
acappellaCantabile
Not really. Like, there's cute aspects, but she's an action hero style protagonist. So that could be it.
Lugh314159
google paheal, you'll find more.
acappellaCantabile
There was porn of all the characters the day they were announced.
YamatoIouko
I linked Wolfblade to the released concept art of Nick in 2013 the day it was announced. Guess what happened after that.
millenniumf
They commented about how good a character design that is and expressed desire to see the movie?
YamatoIouko
Yes. While sketching images of Nick in lewd and sexual positions.
GISDirtNerd
pegging
acappellaCantabile
Replace "kinks" with anal and "something" with pegging, and you have what my original draft was.I felt it would be best to go broader.
GISDirtNerd
We are not 12 here (at least I hope the majority are not)
acappellaCantabile
Yeah, but it's funnier when you come to different conclusions.
GISDirtNerd
I see your point
serentious
As a man whose tried both. Anal = meh. Pegging = hmm, not bad. At least for me personally.
acappellaCantabile
It helps that our G-Spots are up the butt.
serentious
Yeah, pretty intense stuff, that G-spot. Who knew right?
acappellaCantabile
People that like the buttstuff, I guess.
MiddleName
Something something, G force.
DarthSuraTheSavage
This is literally what happened with me. I used to be staunchly against something, he was persistent and i fucking love it. I suggest it now
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
What is the something?
acappellaCantabile
DarthSuraTheSavage
Oh yes :)
WhiteWeaselMLAS
When my partner tells me I don't have to be embarrased and I can go all out: http://imgur.com/eIBL6ff
rykinshin
You should just turn this into it's own post, front page material right there.
Radix865
That seriously looks like something out of a tentacle hentai...
WolfgangFritz
Is this John Carpenter's The Thing: Bird Edition?
Smilinnoir
What. The mother. Fuck.
HinguDinguDurgen
mfw
acappellaCantabile
What the fuck +1
WhiteWeaselMLAS
I know right? Even so, Favorited instantly just for the insanity.
acappellaCantabile
Exactly
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
As a non furry, I wanted to dislike this movie. But I can't, it was great.
GoldenClit
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
Zootopia
lronMaiden
Wait it was already released?
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
Yeah, like on Saturday.
acappellaCantabile
Do not hate blindly. Hate with insight. Hate with research. Understand what you want to hate because then you'll find you don't hate as much
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
"Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, but hating, my boy, is an art"
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
Except for twilight. I read that trash with an open mind. Still trash.
biglongandgirthyusername
i respect your opinions now
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
Thank you
ImJustAnotherHuman
I'm starting to actually want to see this movie.
Xaldyn
It's nothing you haven't seen before -- just a standard buddy cop film mixed with the whole "underdog proves everyone wrong" thing.
Xaldyn
That said, though, the writing is some of the tightest of any Disney movie yet, and the humor is surprisingly mature even when not innuendo.
Xaldyn
Like, what kid is going to know what tax evasion is, or probable cause, or a reference to the Godfather?
acappellaCantabile
It's a family movie, not a kid's movie, which is why it's got the jokes for the adults too. Also a lot of saying "die, kill" etc.
UncuredChaos25
I highly recommend it. It's really well done. A bit cliche now and then, but what movie isn't? The point is, they're cliches done well.
acappellaCantabile
We gotta remember, tropes are not bad. It's how they're executed!
UncuredChaos25
For truth.
devastitis
It's a really fun movie. GF and I went to watch Deadpool, got bored, left during the movie, went to see Zootopia, and had a great time.
swordrecon
You got bored during dead pool? How?
acappellaCantabile
Not everyone's into that humour. I personally loved the ikea scenes the most
danielonfilm
Best Disney animated film since The Lion King.
TheMentelgen
I wasn't planning on seeing it, but my sister wanted to go and needed a ride. It was actually one of the better animated films I've seen.
greenbottle22
You should! It's really cute!
acappellaCantabile
It's a really, really good movie. As these .gifs show, a lot of love was put into even simple things like expressions.
imnotallowed2havefriends
It is really good.
Carnot
Not sure how much you value the ratings on http://www.rottentomatoes.com/, but it's been at a 99% critics, and 96% audience. Unusually high.
acappellaCantabile
Aww, it was at 100% for a while there. Also your name is ALMOST relevant.
Carnot
Hmm, it's meant to be a physics reference, so I might be missing it :D
acappellaCantabile
Carnot looks a lot like Carrot
Carnot
Oh, hahaha, yeah I can see that
KayneArcheron
oddly attractive bunny and anal jokes aside, it's actually very well written, and does a great job of getting its message across the (1)
KayneArcheron
RIGHT way rather than sugar-coating it (ex. most kids movies will tell you that you can be anything -- Zootopia says the same thing, but (2)
KayneArcheron
reminds the viewer that only hard work will make that happen, and only YOU yourself can make that change happen). (3)
MetalSkeletal
Only you can prevent forest fires.
KayneArcheron
No sir/ma'am that's Bambi. I think.
KayneArcheron
also goes a lot into how stereotypes can be damaging to people who mean no wrong and can hurt and corrupt them. (4)
acappellaCantabile
You did a fantastic job explaining it. +idk like four or something?
GreetingsPrograms
Great mini review man! You should start a blog or something
alguappo
Spoiler alert: there's no anal
kokorobrokoro
ImJustAnotherHuman
Awww, forget that then.
SageGirl
But there is a vieled rabbit sex joke.
acappellaCantabile
More than one!
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
I only caught good at multiplication