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Part I, here; http://imgur.com/gallery/FyAJY
Great thanks to http://www.artofmanliness.com/
InternalServerError
"I'm sorry Mandy, we can't hire this guy, his resume and previous experience look rock solid but his tie is 1/8" too wide."
boognish115
How to whistle: make vagina out of thumbs, lick.
vzon20011
Learning to charge batteries properly will save you some money.
Nalvor
Great site and a great book.
XCaptMorganX
"How to hold a burger" what kind of casual do you take me for!
updootsonlyupdoots
yeah.... I grabbed a blade of grass and spent 5-7 minutes trying to be a cool uncle. I am a lame uncle. my ancestors laugh. :(
TheFeralDog
Gotta be a nice wide and flat blade
CatStevenz
Thanks for the tips! I'll remember this for the next time I'm presented with a burger and forget how hands work.
betterave
Double wrap around the middle when tying laces keeps them tied tight +1
Frady
I feel like these are things every grown man should know already. For the most part that is.
teix88
The bear thing... seems easy... Want to see the guy who wrote this facing a real bear just for fun and see if it works
ilikechickenseddy
how to eat a burger: hold burger from behind with both hands and ram into face
lnxslck
Burgers and everything else for that matter
srslydude
That's not how you iron a shirt.
Mikesane
Lol. "power jerk"
bombs19
How to jump start a car. 1. Be in a manual transmission vehicle 2. Roll the car 3. Jump in 4. Put into 1st gear 5. Pop the clutch quickly
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
I use a different power jerk method =\
Goatlord
Only bulgarians and chinese are good at the power jerk, do not feel bad.
kdr35ls
Any one else eat their burgers upside-down?
lnxslck
Nope, you're all alone there
AtlantisSkye
Who the fuck doesn't know how to hold a damn burger?
CabbagePizza
Instructions unclear; tried to power clean a bear whilst jump starting a burger.
PatrickFancyPants
Hahahaha
YourLordSatan
remember how to survive the bear http://imgur.com/S16F8OP
CabbagePizza
I'll just punch that dumb bear in its bean bag; problem solved!
bentwrenches
As far as "Dressing for the holidays" goes, I do not nor ever will own a sweater.
SuckItBlue
I have a small leather jacket for early winter, and a heavy leather jacket for mid-late winter. F*ck sweaters.
DrKriegersClone
A sweater on its own isn't so bad, but a sweater over a dress shirt & tie just looks like a fake attempt to be in between casual and formal.
boognish115
Serious? You must live in a part of the world where it doesn't get cold.
bentwrenches
I live in San Diego. I have hoodies (Which some of my friends call sweaters, but they are wrong) and a leather jacket. But no sweaters.
boognish115
Makes sense. I used to live there. Now I'm in Northern California, and always keep a sweater with me in case the weather turns.
bentwrenches
I carry something warm during the cooler months, just not a sweater. I don't like sweaters.
Horehey360
casualmanatee
Actually a lot of those pieces are back in style for men now. Especially mid twenties. The "old school cool" look is big.
FeloniousDrunk101
Except for the jeans. Nobody ever wore jeans unless you were a boy or working in the yard.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
These are great, but still waiting for the body disposal one.....need that FAST please.
Hybris51129
Buy a tree chipper take it down to a large river out of your state, process the body ejecting everything in to the water, (1)
Hybris51129
take the now bloody chipper either up or down river and dump it as close as you can manage to the middle of river. (2)
Hybris51129
This complicated process will make sure the remains are small enough for fish to eat and that the machine is unlikely to be found. (3)
Hybris51129
Even if the machine is dredged up the water and river silt will likely make DNA near impossible to recover. Of course pay cash (4)
Hybris51129
and considering buying off of Craig's list out of your state again to minimize risk. (5/5)
GermanCanuck
Bury it 3 feet below a dog's body
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
That's brilliant and that scares me.
flatdeer
Where are your dads??
TheNamesAshHousewares
When changing a flat tire, don't forget to summon the tire demons, make a sacrifice, and WHAM! Tire changed!
KenAdams42
Just gonna use jeans and a dirty t-shirt for every holiday ╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮
TheFeralDog
The tie should be mid belt not top of it.
Barasu
If you run into a grizzly bear do not drop and play dead as the bear will see this as free food. Back away slowly making shit tons of noise
Pengeg
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TinFoilLoon
You light a good cigar with a wooden match!
MrJimmyC
How much does it affect the taste if you don't?
RebelChicken
Not much really. Only someone who cares a little to much would notice
newsguycraigevans
I enjoy a good cigar only after I've crushed my enemies, seen them dirven before me, and while I listen to the lamentation of their women.
compbuilder
Unless you are outside in the wind. Lighter is the only option in those circumstances.
HooperAintchaWatchin
If Hellboy has taught me anything, this.
Nyankasi
Or burning pieces of your slain enemies
ThinkBlue4
You're so metal.
bootzcatz
Thank you! Why is it so many people don't know this?!
Duendes
It depends on the match and the fuel being used, really. Using a wooden match was the safe go-to back in the day.
Wootxor
am I the only one who uses a $100 bill?:)
JanglesTheMoonMonkee
You light a really good cigar with a splinter of cedar.
kirmokum
^bingo
kmikl
You light an insanely good cigar with your mind.
EpicFisherman
Eh, as long as it's not a zippo the flavour should be unchanged
rezpawner
This. Avoid lighterfluid, but normal gas should be just fine, particularly the storm variant.
GermanCanuck
Butane. Zippo or any lighter using normal lighter fluid is what you shouldn't use. Use butane or non phosphorous match.
TheJerkNessMonster
Daily cigar smoker here. In my experience, zippo/fluid lighters impart no impurities to the flavor. I light all my cigars with a zippo (1/2)
TheJerkNessMonster
The fumes from burning zippo fluid are extremely volatile - they don't linger. The cigar does not hold the fumes after lighting is finished.
Themegaladon
Any kind of lighter, no matter the fuel, will change the flavor.
dnebdal
Well, yes. Chewing on a non-burning cigar is notably different.
popejubal
#1 Oxfords, not Brogues?
MustBeThatDutchDude
Also, for criss-cross lacing; start under the eyelets. Looks way better.
wamccarthy
Brogues always. So much more interesting and versatile unless you're wearing a tux.
caolila
And on the plus side, you look like a pimp. Or an upstart.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Words to live by, Eggsy.
TamariBlake
Your complaint has been duly noted, and we hope that we've not lost you as a loyal customer.