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I was totally expecting dickbutt. Very disappointed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't drink coffee as I don't like the taste but these videos make me wish I did

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

As a non coffee drinker, that was only like 1 ounce of coffee, wasn't it? Why?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want that inside me. Make your jokes IDGAF

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now do the same for hot cocoa !

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good dog show ✌️

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice slayer. A bit of a pain to work on, but still a great system.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I may be an uncultured philistine, but prefer coffe the color and consistency of old crankcase oil.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 12

Then just order a double espresso instead. It's decently close.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

In other words, just drink the little bit that was in the cup before they added milk.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a former barista, this person is an absolute artist at the job.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh I wanted oat milk.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't care about most of this video but when they wiped and then purged the steam wand I almost cried of happiness. You have no idea what a nightmare this whole setup is in a place where 25 college aged servers are abusing it 12 hours a day.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just eat the coffee beans and drink hot water with my pinky up. This is just some razzle dazzle malarkey, if you ask me

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

That’s what I love about this site, everyone just has to let their freak flag fly.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don’t even know how to use one of those things. I clean them for clients but I’ve never made a latte. Would like to learn.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or is that expresso?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The coffee without milk is the espresso. It's not only a coffee by itself, but also the base for a lot of other coffees - the latte, with steamed milk; the cappucino with milk and milk foam, the macchiato with a small amount of milk or even ice cream; the long black with hot water; the americano (long black + drop of milk).

You should drink it how you want to drink it, be that strong, weak, black, white, sweet, with syrup or whatever makes you happy. Or not at all, if that is your preference.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expected dickbutt. Not gonna lie.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Oh, it's a dog. I thought it was a bag of nuts.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why change steam cups? Why not steam in a pour spout one and just pour? Or is there a special quality it gives like adding a small mist of water to the grounds to remove static to get a creamier pour of your espresso. This is far fancier than my Breville but I do like learning and good coffee

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

He didn’t - he poured more milk into the streamed milk. But the question still stands.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I once asked a barista why she poured from one jug to another jug. She said it's to get the air bubbles out of the milk, so the milk gets a more "velvet" (smooth) texture.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I used to work at cafe Nero, and their method for this was to think the jug with the steamed milk onto the counter to release the air bubbles. No clue if that's a better, equal or worse method, but that's what they do

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You want your milk to be as chilled as possible for the best texture when doing latte art. I would keep a steam pitcher in the fridge for when I wanted to do latte art, I'm not sure why they switch, but it may be that.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a big price jump between a Breville espresso machine and a commercial unit. About $10,000 or more but a Breville is still a good machine for home use. Used to own a coffee shop with my now ex-wife and when we closed it we sold that commercial unit but I still use the Breville at home often. A lot of people won't notice the difference between Breville and a commercial unless you were there to try them side by side.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone who sucks at latte art, that’s some talent! Now I need to go make myself a latte with a failed monks hood probably.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

i get, The Blob from the 50's more times than not

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Puppuccino

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I don’t believe I have ever had such a fancy cup of coffee, but I feel compelled to try it now. That was fascinating to watch. Typically for me it’s just some soy creamer, two stevias, and regular coffee.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since you know what you already like, I'd suggest trying a latte made the same way. Soy milk has fallen out of favor in cafes, but some still carry it, and oatmilk is also very good. Go to your nearest independent cafe and order yourself a soy latte and ask the barista if they can add two stevias when they make it (your drink will be better if they add the stevia to the espresso while making the drink, rather than you mixing it in afterwards).

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why thank you for the advice! I’ll give it a try.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@blackbabyjeebus, forgive my ignorance but I’m a little confused. Is it a “soy latte” I am asking for? You also mentioned expresso.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The drink in the video is a latte, which is espresso and steamed milk together. You would just order a latte with soymilk, in the size you like, with two stevias. It's nicer if they mix the stevia into the espresso when they make it because your milk will stay all nice and textured. You'll want to ask for it in "a mug for here" if you want a shot at getting some latte art, but don't be too sad if you don't get art, not all baristas can do that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I am eager to try it!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I feel like I'm crazy, coffee always has tasted like somplete ass to me and all the people who like coffee tell me it always tastes like ass when you first try it, but you eventually get used to it.

Sorry Susan, but I'm sure if I ate ass I'd eventually grow a taste for it, but why go through all the ass eating to get there.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

There isn't really a single taste of coffee. Like a lot of natural products, there's a wide range of tastes it can have depending on a lot of factors. For coffee, the species, variety and origin matters. The roasting, the grinding, the way you prepare it, how long ago you roasted/ground it too. You can take the same green beans and make them taste differently based on all those factors. Shit coffees taste like ass, great coffees taste wonderful. Unfortunately >

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> it's not that easy to make great coffee without investing time and/or money so most people go for the coffees of lesser quality. It's the ones most readily available and most likely the ones you tasted too. But just like chocolate, there is a world between cheap coffees and good coffees. Wish you could taste those (but if you still don't like it then, it's still fine).

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U get what u pay for, like all else.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's the case for many things in life with strong tastes. People say much the same things about alcohol. It's not so much you "get used to it" as you learn to appreciate the flavors.

That said, I think a way to preview if it could ever appeal to you is how fresh grounds smell to you. Most people really like the smell, and what you smell is in the taste, but it's VERY STRONG. If you don't even like the smell then coffee might not be for you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's honestly not my experience, and I think that's terrible advice. My experience of coffee didn't change. I just figured out HOW I liked it (sweet and creamy), and whose coffee I liked. For example, I dislike Starbucks coffee, and that's not gonna change if I keep drinking it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd wager that the coffee most people drink isn't good. But most people aren't really drinking coffee for the taste. Lots get use to the taste, many try to cover it up. But different coffee beans, roasting methods, and brewing methods can all change the taste. I think Tom Scott's video where he goes in as someone who doesn't like coffee and is guided through some coffees is a great example of how there might be something out there for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-iNAyu-ejo

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Love everything about it. Then I think, coffee grinder? $450. Espresso maker? What $1000? I wish I could afford to make it at home. I'm currently very happy with my pour over and a hario frother, though!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

THOSE machines? Try starting at five digits, but you're almost certainly gonna go past $20k for a brand-new restaurant-grade machine. But at home, lots of basic grinders have an espresso grind, just because some people like a super fine grind. There's nothing magic about an espresso grind, it's just a different setting. You can get a decent home espresso maker around $100.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's some decent "at home" espresso machines out there in a pretty wide range of prices but the industrial model in the video starts out around $10,000 for the cheaper ones. I'll take my home coffee with my pour over as well and occasionally treat myself to a fancy coffee made by professionals.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've heard good things about the breville bambino

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Gaggia Classic is generally considered to be the cheapest machine that can pull a legit professional quality shot, with the Breville Barista Express or Bambino being a small step below that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool! I will look into

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what’s that lil twisty things job? At first I thought it was an auto tamper, but they followed it w/the tamper.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Distribution tool, in theory the avoid clumps of more dense regions in the puck.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's to evenly spread the grains. It's rather new. I made one with cork and needles

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are two different things. A distribution tool with needles is to break up clumps, a leveler like in this video is to get the grounds nice and level.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are right. I looked at it too fast. There are rotating spreaders now so they look a bit similar

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet! Noticed any improvement in the espresso after using it?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barely but I get more consistent pours so it's like getting your best pour all the time. Especially with my Barista Express which has the grinder integrated and doesn't spread it very well

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As @BlackBabyJesus pointed out this is a leveller.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a barrista, so maybe someone can correct me, but didn't that espresso A: Come out way too quickly and B: Way too little? Doesn't look like it had time to build up any pressure, and just pissed some water through it in a few seconds.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The video is sped up

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the video is sped up 4x. The extraction lasts about 6 seconds on the video, so about 24 seconds of real time. That's about the right amount of time for a double (2 fl oz/60 ml).

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Makes sense!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That definitely wasn’t long enough to stream that milk to the right temperature.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm right that this is sped up 4x, then that was maybe 20-25 seconds of real-time. It depends on how much steam power the machine puts out, but there's definitely machines out there that can do it that quickly, mine included.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry - I meant it wasn’t long enough in the sped up video. It’s long enough to steam the amount of milk he’s steaming if the video was slowed to real time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a barista ... This is incredible

2 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 3

Also that's the cleanest station I have ever seen.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

As someone who just wants a coffee to go, stop playing with my drink!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As an ex barista those coffee grounds are looking a bit dry

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Maybe it was the color of the roast? They had a good pour speed (yes, I know it's sped up) and the crema looked good. It's been a while for me, so I don't know what the espresso grounds look like when you're pulling blond shots.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an ex barista there Is a few error imho, like the time of extraction, how Press the coffe and how/when male the mille foam

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Was the press too hard? Too soft?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly, you dont and you cant know bcs you dont have a precise misure of pressure in your arm
That you can achieve with a calibrated torque device so everytime u Press u have the same ammount of press

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 519 Dislikes 2

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2 years ago (deleted Jan 8, 2024 2:52 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

MVP, right here

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not Dickbutt, but it will do

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

is doggo

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"They're all good espressos, Brent"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ed... ward. Big.. brother Ed...ward.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 4

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2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Wow what's with all the gatekeeping. I like my coffee black, mainly because it's fast and easy. But you know sometimes a latte, cappucino, macchiato, etc is nice too. Comments here like shitting on people for liking a nice cocktail instead of rum neat.

2 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 4

would be nice if those fancy drinks could be made quietly though, they're just so dang noisy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was hoping for angel wings and tits, but whatever. I'll have my pupperate art next to the window.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like it was milked from the tits of angels!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people just need a way to feel superior to the masses, dirty as they are. ;)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100% agree

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed on all points. Same on the black coffee preference, but I also love me a well-made mocha latte or cappuccino. Don't yuck someone else's yum. As long as it's not hurting anyone, enjoy what you like.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

However you like it, you're doing it wrong. And god forbid you pay more than $1 for it. But fuck you if you drink cheap shit.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I hate coffee, didn't stop me making my girlfriend a coffee to wake her up with. You do you, freaky bro

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes i like a little rum in my fancy coffee.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"Look at this DOOFUS who likes to put THINGS in their WATER! It's H₂O and nothing else you POSER!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haters gonna hate.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Learning to live with my partner's espresso machine has taught me that it's actually just as fast and easy to make an espresso instead of brewing coffee every morning even when half-dead asleep. I can't steam milk well though; that really is an art.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will accept a good rum neat. Aw fuck yiss. That cocktail sounds nice as well.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm a psychopath who likes black coffee straight onto ice.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nearing affogato country. This is not a bad thing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An iced americano for the iced americano.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The problem is many people are confusing coffee with espresso.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exacxtly. They could've added the same amount of water (instead of milk) to that espresso and ended up with an Americano that's about as strong as drip/filter coffee. It's like the difference between beer and liquor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. They are essentially watching a person mix a cocktail with like two shots of vodka and some OJ and going "bleh, I like my BEER without OJ! Do you want some beer with your OJ?!"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People on imgur like to imagine differently, but plenty of them are just as big of assholes as people on other sites.

2 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

This, I'm here for the memes but holy shit the community is weird. 4chaners are more self-aware than this place.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds about right.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's because some of them ARE the assholes on other sites.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Only came about around covid. Thats wheb things started changing for the worse.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I've been on imgur for a long time. There's always been plenty of assholes on here.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep. I've been on here since roughly 2012~ and the Internet just has assholes all over.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In fact I find there are far fewer assholes on imgur since the Ukraine invasion occurred. Strange

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because way more people drink coffee than actually "like" coffee. They drink it for it's effects, and over time they grow a fondness for it, but they still think of it as primarily a means to an end, that end being caffeination. They rarely say their cheap black coffee is delicious, instead they say things like it "gets the job done". For them it's just a drug, and spending money on making their drug taste better/different seems stupid to them.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Excellent point. I actually love coffee. Hot, black and strong (as is my wife, it just so happens) and have since my Dad first let me try it at 6 (thinking I'd never bug him about it again). Lots of folks don't. To each their own.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, most cheap black coffee doesn't hold a candle to good black coffee. That's why people spend so much to foo foo it up with sweeteners, spices and cream. When someone does find good black coffee, it really is a new experience that opens a door to what truly loving coffee means; it's not the concoction that a Starbucks barista put out, it's the bean and nothing else.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you recommend good coffee? I've tried black coffee of all different sorts, and can't find one that doesn't taste awful. I'm wondering if it's just me, or if I just buy shit coffee

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like many things there are all sorts of coffees (and price points) for different tastes. What part of the country are you in? My earliest example of smooth black coffee was at a Bob Evans with my mom. It's affordable, medium roasted and smooth; not really any bitter notes. I've also had fresh Kona Coffee in Hawaii that was a phenomenal balance of flavor but I'm also Vietnamese and our coffee is STRONG - medium to dark roasted; biting into a bean so you get notes of espresso and some bitterness.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ca Phe Sua Da from Vietnamese places is iced coffee with sweetened condensed milk - it's a great blend of very dark tasteful espresso that gets interrupted with a creamy sweetness. Starbucks French Roast is a darker roast so if I'm not in the mood, I go for their pikes place medium but it's rare I buy Starbucks; the hype and everything is stupid. I don't really find Tim Hortons, McDonalds or Wendy's to be all that great either. My parents split a Panera subscription w/ me so we don't mind that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the info, looks like I have some experimentation in my future lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0