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Monkey tax for putting up with me.
noDxforthewicked
#14 now do ret
TisteSimeon
#23 this guy's poor next door neighbours!
DePhyler
#2 š¤£ me this morning. Couldn't fall back to sleep, so I'm browsing Imgur waiting for the alarm to go off so I can hit the snooze button and get 15 extra minutes in.
NinjaBauer
#24 is trying to ask for a hug, but keeps getting snacks, which is just as good
mizzamir
I love so much that every single person that interacts with Muppets will very quickly treat the Muppet as the person and ignore the puppeteer. There's something delightful in that.
BobAllen2004
#1 Keep "my wife's balls out yo' fuckin' mouth!"
Tible19
Pffft š
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW
PantlessThunderGoose42
#23 - I am certain this is my childās inner monologue.
Everyonesfavorite
The piano-band?
HotDogPantsX
#23 this guy fucks
BORGALOOGIE
#20 Thatās pretty damn good ā I have a lot in common with Muppets, obviously no conversational filter involved.
DeanGulberri1
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
eating food and scratching his ass..they really are just like us.
Congressman
That dude knows whatās up!
MrHappySmiles
#23 this mf just vibing making all kindsa loud noise..
TheDaharMaster
#5 God yes. Cuddled up next to that body shape is a sleeping pill.
Eomund521
#1 is that Sofia vergara?
Tible19
I don't know š she looks so familiar
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Apparently so https://www.tmz.com/2015/06/27/sofia-vergara-joe-manganiello-wrestling/
YaroiNangdi
#14 let me add bust
SpaceCoyote300
#25
nachosyndicate
I got my ā Control guns, not girlsā shirt in the mail today.
ElorYosnak
okay. Uh. Link?
nachosyndicate
Itās on the official Harris/Walz merch site.
ElorYosnak
'preciate you man
MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
#5
Clayman8
#14 ret...?
ElorYosnak
frustratingly, yeah probably. Ret appears to generally be 'before' or 'back', as Retro or even the french En Retard (meaning late), so the idea of ret- being too much slow or too much behind, yeah
Clayman8
I didnt want to say it but it seemed too obvious almost. I speak french commonly and Retard/Late strangely isnt used this way but is in english. Weird
pseudokojo
That looks like the monkey in the Golden Compass
okayyeahigetit
Bro looks like Ted
Tible19
Yeah, he's so fluffy it looks unreal
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Golden snub-nosed monkey. They usually arenāt that fluffy.
WilliamKeith
A Golden Compass ref in the wild!
pseudokojo
I wanted to put His Dark Materials, but thought GC was more recognizable.
SeeJenJen
HDM is where I recognize him from too!
fortytwoembers
#6
chickenbuttlips
#24 Yub-nub.
stewgru
#14 ret-?
Stoneleigh219
He eats like Gary Oldman in Slow Horses
muffingirlization
#5 I am this.
ScourgeOfAges
muffingirlization
Me too
TheDaharMaster
muffingirlization
Me too
mesajom
#14 Retard? Too much Ret? Dutch/Middle English meaning Rot. So Retard = Too much rot. Go figure
TheChlorineAddict
#9
ElorYosnak
nonono. I'm Sorry Daddy I've Been Naughty
ActualZedAxial
#20 wow this is gross. She's trying to do her job. Look at how uncomfortable she is. And everyone is laughing at her, while she's live on tv. Truly horrifying.
FinnStep19275
#24 that's a muppet
Tible19
I was thinking the same thing ahhh
MadamPuddifoot
#5 fuckin nobody near me does! š
Tible19
You deserve better than that
MadamPuddifoot
Yeah you'd think, but apparently I don't deserve it. Oh well. Can't wait to die alone.
Tible19
Don't think of it that way, people love that body type everywhere I promise! I'm sorry people have made you feel undeserving :/
thekeyofe
And where is that? Asking for a friend, of course.
MadamPuddifoot
I'm in FL.
thekeyofe
MadamPuddifoot
Yeah well see my most recent post.
thekeyofe