Maveric315
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Apr 27, 2022 2:56 AM
Maveric315
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Ittybittybroad
High quality dump. #27 almost made me choke on my dinner
ForeheadAirport
#7 zigazig ha!
awesomecat42
Venus flytraps do get energy from the sun. They choose violence because the soil the grow in lacks nutrients.
CapCap
#29 love that the one guy just lunges his entire body at him.
boop66
Oh to be a teen again.
Neednoggle
#7 caught me off guard, that's friggin brilliant
realscrumpysteve
You're living in your own Duncan Idaho
iCurse
#8 sugar doesn't cause hyperactivity, parents insisting it does do
alexi1012
*Borat voice* "Very nice!"
TheShaffinator
i can see those last two fueling a 90 minute horror movie that gets a 63% on rotten tomatoes
MrScud
We wanted catgirls but we never expected this
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Notlikethis.gif
MagicalHamFlaps
cult classic in the making
PeakExponent
Scat being a type of porn as well as a musical style was a surprise to child PeakExponent when they searched for songs in the 90s #35
HereIsYourOrangeSherbert
That is not a woman in the leopard suit....
FierceAndAdorable
#44 that’s how you tell the wedding is taking too damn long
Stinkybuttpants
#43 wtf? I don't find that funny, what is there were kids sleeping in that room?
irvingb01
There were no lights in *any* window in the building; it had to be unoccupied. Still under construction, perhaps.
LullabyJones
#41 it’s Massachewsits that’s the really hard one.
PyroDragon
I feel like #47 needs a bit of context
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
It’s already October? Christ, I slept through Independence Day again
GeForcen
We forgot to wake up Green Day as well.
SageOfDepth
Jeff Goldblum was really the best part of that movie
neomagus00
OpossumLifeGoals
I can't tell if that chicken is getting fist fucked or foot fucked, but either way why is Chuck Norris watching?
C110PR
#1 wut?
TheWeebleWobler
#15 Kevin Smith?
amp99
#36 I thought this was a joke, but it's real customer service hold music? Mind blown. https://youtu.be/mSCoMS3SkZk
amp99
Also, one of the comments: "Ah, my favorite genre: Holdwave."
dancingspaceflower
Thanks for the link! I came here looking for the holdwave lol
FierceAndAdorable
#43 hope they didn’t kill anyone
broccolismoke
Yea was that real, couldn't have been real, right?
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
looks fake
irvingb01
Assuming it's real, the fact that every window in the building it hit was dark would strongly suggest that nobody was living there yet.
irvingb01
There's a lot of these I wish I could upvote inidividually.
CeterumCenseo
#46 Where's the money, Lebowski?
Humanfrenchfry
Yeah those last two are what nightmares are made of
Quixus
#2 Nice variant of the Tiffany problem.
Interleaver11111111
MagicalHamFlaps
thank you for sharing this, it made me genuinely laugh
IPostIDieIPostAGAIN
"Lopsided sehmehn" is right up there with Hank Hill's "narrow urethra" in terms of awkward dadnatomy delivery
Kenkenny82
I can't understand what he says, it really seems funny tho.
MagicalHamFlaps
he says he has lopsided sperm and his wife didn't shake up the can is why the daughter is white
ExileonDaytonStreet
I can only make sense of it if the girl is somehow his biological daughter
RoninOni
It appears, from the limited context, that he has at least raised her that way
HasteTheFool
Genes get shuffled. If you have non-dominant genes you can pass hidden traits to your descendence.
ExTechOp
It doesn't even need dominace, Lucy & Maria are radically different twins: https://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/03/living/feat-black-white-twins/
BulgogiBolognese
Stuff skips a gen or two. I got somewhat reddish hair especially in beard but noone is a ranga except for a couple of gens back
justsomeyahoo
#1 for anyone who needs to hear it: Expressing Love can be both. It can be like gold, valuable in it's scarcity, but it can also be like /1
justsomeyahoo
food, a daily sustenance needed to live. Both are valid expressions and expectations. The key part is to know what it is for you, and what/2
justsomeyahoo
it is for your partner and make sure you're both feeling validated or at the least, able to /3 where the intent is.
Orb99
Holdupppp whos that cutie in the summer dress at the end?
sleepyskellybones
it me
GravyEducation
That's my daughter you pig
EXEvie
I believe her name is Nina
Sadspacekat
Looool too far
Azawarau
#1 It just feels less impactful when the words become a formality rather than something said on a feeling. 51% by uverworld is relevant
justsomeyahoo
Depends on the person. For me, that expression is like air, water, food, it's a necessity. It feeds me emotionally and like with food, I
justsomeyahoo
/1 need it daily, the reassurance due to my own crippling self doubt and anxieties. My spouse sees it more as gold, the scarcity makes/2
justsomeyahoo
it valuable and that has been a struggle for us because I don't care about gold when I'm starving. When I say it to others, it's because /3
justsomeyahoo
want them to have the unquestionable reassurance that I care about them. Nothing has changed, I still value them and I want to make sure /4
justsomeyahoo
they know it.