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The new rug at the Imgur office really ties the room together, don't you think?
Jan 13, 2015 10:30 PM
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MargareWanta
The way you navigate in OS X lends itself better to editing.
Caper77
The Dude abides
themadprofessor
He who got rug (I'll call him Steve): "Our offices don't really say "IMGUR", so I did something amazing." Everyone Else: "Goddamnit, Steve."
Ziddie19
I've allways wanted to see Sarah's carpet!
SopwithCamelToe
https://38.media.tumblr.com/527fc94736e2bdadb14b46615add5bfe/tumblr_n9rostFRUF1rcsmpdo1_500.gif
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
"I'm gonna piss on it " - 4chan
Areyougonnafinisheatingthat
Well that's just like your opinion man.
BrickForAnOre
That's just like...your opinion, mann
nooomi
I like the banana for scale
hazelnuts4peace
I would like to say as a (should be) commited lurker,thanks for hours of endless minutiae,keep up the good ??work?
shandrono
I hope the banana is printed on the rug
WanderingBlueWanderlust
No...Sarah will probably leave it in her drawer and forget it for a year until she remembers to take it out and take pictures of it.
CrichtonlovesWinona
Loooooooootta Apple computers...
mommabear2
Banana for scale
SvarvSven
So...just DON'T step on the rug?
woozle
aFuzzyDinosaur
http://imgur.com/Ui4IbxC
soleera
http://imgur.com/Sr2ckx0
BOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENTBOMBARDMENT
So uh.. does the carpet match the drapes
DarthW33zy
"Shit! Now we need drapes!" -Imgur employees probably
MikeMilli
Sera pls
kpmatias
apparently not - *squints at brown blinds*
TrillyElliot
Just for this reason the imgur office should get imgur drapes for the window. it's the logical thing to do.
McBook
grapes are purple
oftenmildysarcastic
DRRRAAPES!, DDRRAPES! Where you get grapes?
dogenuggets
Supermarket generally.
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introducedspecies
creepy
MrJimmyC
What was the deleted comment?
introducedspecies
"@ sarah please tell me you have drapes"
zigzagler
I thought the drapes was the hair on someone's head. Am I confused?
introducedspecies
yea you're right actually fuck.. now im confused, why am i being upvoted..
Kaylin
Imgur upvote circlejerk, why do you think?
itsjustabeaver
sera pls.
DubSackDave
always
itsjustabeaver
always.
theepicelluminati
http://www.tvmoviedepot.com/images/Big_Lebowski_Rug_Blue_Shirt_POP.jpg
terribadpenguin
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLDDDDDD
HarkuwarOberoi
The dude Approves
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
Hey, careful man! There's a beverage here!
Crawdiddy
Far out
FriedBunny
But does he abide?
HarkuwarOberoi
The fuck yeah he does !
TheIrishMike
http://38.media.tumblr.com/527fc94736e2bdadb14b46615add5bfe/tumblr_n9rostFRUF1rcsmpdo1_500.gif
thisaggressionwillnotstandman
^
TheGreatJay
So can I work for you guys? I have none of the requirements, but I can learn
PrimePowerOn
The Gur abides.
byllman
I yam not going to reference Sarah's other posts... damn, blew it... byllman pls.
ChancesAreIHateYou
All the apple haters on this site and no ones gonna say anything about those machines?
whafteycrank
Bannana for scale, Apple for fail... Ha! (Reply sent from iPhone)
ShadowWorld25
Shhh don't ruin the moment
emethfelix
That was my first thought! #SadFacePCMasterRace
sbarro
They certainly need all kinds of products to test runs
FatWhiteMan
apple has great multimedia software so it makes sense for a site with that kind of content.
ClassicVocalMix
Apple hardware is the only option for developing for all platforms.
parkway
It's not like the imgur staff is creating wicked web design or video content :P
Aaronb1138
Most of them just need them for email and a web browser. So they didn't need real computers anyway.
ClassicVocalMix
developers developers developers developers
Aaronb1138
Lol. PHP and Javascript? Trivial to do on any computing platform made in the past 10 years.
ClassicVocalMix
Try debugging Safari on Windows or Linux.
Aaronb1138
Can I just claw my eyeballs out through my urethra?
Aaronb1138
It would be nice if Apple would sell a version of OSX licensed for virtualization on non-Apple platforms, even at a premium price.
thatOTHERsithlord
I hate apple and their products... but I love Imgur, So I forgive them for using overly expensive yet inferior computers
ClassicVocalMix
There is no "PC" alternative to this http://store.apple.com/us/buy-mac/imac-retina
thatOTHERsithlord
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand downvotes. I regret nothing.
8PiLoT0
I'll save you from 0 good fellow
thatOTHERsithlord
Gracias
froqwasket
Sweet, what company do you work for
electricjesus
Pornhub
PecanLoveNubble
That's just like your opinion, man.
hrdhokie
Woman, imgurian.... Woman
hrdhokie
What!?! Just clarifying that @sarah is in fact a women.....
OnTheLamb
Watch out, a Chinaman can pee on it.
LongNameNoCanSay
Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
LongNameNoCanSay
FPV270
It really tied the room together, man.
HippityHoppityFlippityFloppity
You're out of your element, FPV270.
jaamvanda
Always up vote the Dude
b2therian069
At least someone got the reference. Too bad this isn't top comment
bottom
http://m.memegen.com/32az29.jpg
iseewhatudidthere
Wait didn't you just call her a whore a few comments up??. Good luck with getting that lunch date.
bottom
iseewhatudidthere
Yep I saw what u did. You're so busted!
GR3453m0nk3y
I wonder if Obama has ever been on imgur....
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
uberfox
Is it possible to ride this carpet all the way to the front page?
ddspill
Where can I get one?
Beckinpdx
kerchew
What a magical carpet ride this will be
AUsernameNotTaken
You don't know, what we can find, come with me l'il Imgurian on a magic carpet ride.
Efreeti
ferretfox
"I can show you the front page"
TohruRokuno
The carpet *is* the front page.
marvelboy
It'll be a whole new world.
Mabregick
Yes, and your comment might do it as top comment
KingBifurious
Yes
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Since you're currently at 69 points for this comment, I will reprimand you for asking @sarah if you could ride her carpet to the front page.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Consider yourself reprimanded...by a faceless noob on the Internet. I know, it hurts.
ifoundyourpantsandkeptthem
+1 for being slightly more imaginative than the standard 'heres a post going to front page' type comment that is often top.
uberfox
Only slightly... I will take that ;)
JonnyRaygun
Shining shimmering diiiiiiickbuut
Excurio
Listen uberfox, youre out of your element!
scabab
MisterJaeger
Looks like it is, welcome!
ddspill
I see that dog mooning me!
beyondomega
that bananna's going to do it!
severice
Appaerntly.
IceCubesInMyTea
Yes. Yes, it is.
Squago119
Asking the important questions
undercovergiraffe
Jonessey
*cue Bollywood music*
Atharaphelun
Well hello there Princess Badroulbadour!
OVERRATEDX
+1
Orifice
It's not THAT magical.
DiddleDucc
I can show you a worl.
Konjojo
Shining shimmering splenor.
GalapagosStoat
the worl you say?
BlaneStrickland
D
DaveTheMurderingHippo
You gave them the D, good man.
cobrien77
I started an exploding prayer mat business... Prophets are going through the roof
cpsmartin
Good thing the banana is there
GreaterDog
I'm more glad the rug is there, else I'd never know just how big the banana is.
GoatKun
I really thought it was a Cresent moon and wondered if it was being added to the imgur logo :×
spidermanmanspying
Same XD
runswithlag
Who knows, this could have been an office mock-up for ANTS. Thanks, banana.
Supanini
You dirty heretic..
Galdornae
I know exactly how big that rug is.
fairlyoddimgurian
http://imgur.com/1PNTIdn
r000t
If it wasn't there, you idiots would be braying about how you didn't know how big the carpet was, even with the other viable references.
lmhdez
The put it there after a bananaless picture of this was posted on instagram. Sera pls
TheLivingJesus
Now we just need a guitar to see what the temperature is.
FancyBanana
otherwise the scale would be immeasurable
BloodBlight
Took me a sec to find it, all I could see where apples littered all over the place...
KuddleWumpous
Is it part of the rug though?
knifehandUSMCsemperfiOORAHyutKILLmotoboner
How would we have known if it was a big rug or just a small room without it? Sarah knows what's up.
cupcakesmmm
That really is a huge rug.
thebaconhawk
So.. Do people who work for imgur just browse imgur all day? That would be the best job ever!
rhinodisc
They probly program and stuff...
yakattak10
Yes.
Squeezit
Where can I apply? I have plenty of experience
CreepyPhlox
SURE WOULD BE NICE IF THE MOBILE DEVELOPMENT TEAM DID MORE THAN JUST BROWSE!
SarcasticComment
That's what I do. I work IT and get paid too much to brows imgur 7 hours a day...the other hour is lunch
punnygirl88
And they get to have their dogs! I spy little doggy feet
unexpectedplottwist
I'm sure they spend most of the day maintaining the site. Oh, and wondering how to make money
wam3483
Given the state of the mobile app, signs point to yes.
FactsNotInEvidence
Well they have to work with Macs, so that's punishment enough
jebbie
yeah only pro's can work with mac, you're right... they would never hire noobs like you ^^
FactsNotInEvidence
Back in '88 my university computer lab used Mac2 computers and my program after running properly several times just decided to stop working
Tetragrammaton
Yes, that's what being a pro user means
Aaronb1138
They have to deal with the stuff that DOESN'T make it to user sub. Let that sink in for a minute.
kevlarkate
Working as a security guard, imgur mobile is the greatest thing.
exinferris
Isn't that what we do at work already?
Pumpkinbot
I pretty much do this. Why aren't I getting paid?!
Bolognapogna
Browse User Sub all day? That's as disappointing as actually working all day.
iseewhatudidthere
They've got those XL computer screens so they can spot the javert right away.
hardtochoose
theyr called 27" imac's...
FunkyH
IMac's fucking what? It's complete lack of soul? It's overpriced shinyness? what?
benjenstark
How could you only use 3 words and get 2 of them wrong?
hardtochoose
im good at least at something at that at wat
MoccaFixer
For every thing you find amazing there probably is somebody who is bored about it already
ThePeoplesCartographer
Well they're obviously not developing for mobile
iupvotedogs
Aw damn!
DrBKock
oh shiiiiiittttt
OlJimCalloway
Oooooooooooooooooo
sunmoonstars
shotsfired.gif
sweetbabybackribs
Gif failed to load.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Did they ever?
itrollirl
@sarah - open source the mobile code? Or even recruit volunteers to fix it? I've got spare time to help me waste time more efficiently.
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
She said a couple months ago that early in the year they will be releasing a major overhaul for mobile.
TallDude
But you have to browse ALL of imgur. And check content that is complained about. Deal with douches. Sounds like a way to ruin a good thing!
davemClickDriver
Yes why can't we be douches and be abusive, you cocksucking fucker you ????
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
That's when you begin going down the dark path. You begin visiting 9gag to waste time. *scary/sad music plays*
CaptainMustache
I would welcome the chance to support and enhance something I like so much. Getting paid for it would be bonus. Plus you get a ban hammer!
iamstreetsahead
That's what I do in my normal job.
wearymalaise
That's what IT people do :D I'm working right now.
coobi
occasionally they make plans to fix imgur for mobile users
BETTYFUCKINWHITE
I work for the government and that's all i do all day.
circlejerkingaltfgs
my tax money at "work"
doctorhat
It's funny because I have to ask "which government."
LadyKayrularya
All of them!
NothingLessThanYourKITA
Imgur mobile team does
HalfLife3LeadDeveloper
They also ensure the mobile app constantly crashes forcing us to use a web browser.
Trumar616
Pretty sure that's what about 70% of imgurians do at their jobs anyway.
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
I was just wondering that. I imagine that a lot of them are programmers, but that there is one guy or gal who just browses all day.
Diplocrap
The site is certainly broken enough for me to believe it.
ninmonkey
How so? It's almost never broke, and I'm here way too much. Occasionally there's a load balance, but those go by fast.
jebbie
only fucking noobs can speak of bullshit like this... or was it meant ironically? then it's ok ^^
kivalo
If you ask the mobile users here, yes, all they do at work is browse imgur on desktops.
OldSpice
Shots fired
ninmonkey
You could write a better client.
Bent0916
Unless your job is to police content. Imagine spending all day on Imgur only allowed to look at rule violations...
cDuff
You are forgetting the get paid part, which is still a shit ton better than most jobs.
cronkey
That's a lot of spacedicks.
CelestialBeckoning
How many spacedicks have we been shielded from, oh great a wise moderators?!
peridotstar
Yes.
AStainlessSteelRat
"Don't ask questions that you really don't want the answer to." - OGreatAndWiseModerator, probably.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
If you browse user sub and you sort by newest, you can still find dickpics and porn apart from questionable content until it is banned.
snowjackson
This came from reddit, someone has to of realized that. Im confused.
JesusHorsedickChrist
It would seem that imgur is derping up right now and the submitter isn't changing between posts.
KeyLimeAnxiety
Same thing happened to me but @groanboii. I was confused to I clicked in and was really concerned before i refreshed...
descemetsmembrane
It looked like that to me too, but I refreshed the page and nope, Sarah. Some kind of error.
thatFamilyMan
No it didn't, the page just had an error if you used next to get to this post and it showed the source from the catnip post.
poisonousplanet
Has to have *
snowjackson
Sorry, english is hard.
theritz22
That's what I do 6/8 hours while I am at work.
Rihn
*8/6
GoDDstopper
Same here. But occasionally have to talk to people and fix broken things. Annoying.
AmateurPhotoshopWizard
What do you do? It sounds fun.
theritz22
Browse Imgur with the occasional legal research. And thus commences hour 1 today.
AtLeastIAmHonest
And I dont even have internet at work...
imnotcreativeenoughtothinkofacleverusername
Me too
xpiation
1-2 hours for me at, the rest of the time is hearthstone/minecraft/twitch.tv/youtube. But I can't do that while other people are around =(
xpiation
Before you judge the games. The pcs are quite terrible.
msdwyer
I could do it but ppl can see if they want to. But there is a guy there who is always playing tetris in his pc, so I guess its ok.
bluetankmush
Me too. Shockingly, I actually get some work done as well. :(
thatexplainssomuch
6/8 hours a day for me too!! I'm a receptionist for a property management company and its only busy the first week of the month.
DanGessnercomedy
is it 1 hour for lunch and then 30 minutes of poop time. 30 minutes of actual work a day is quite impressive.
theritz22
3 years later & that's still pretty accurate.
DanGessnercomedy
I forgot i was on random, Hello from the future.
SmartererThanYou
Hello from the further future. It gets worse.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Me too. Actually Ive managed to run out of Imgur
blkbox
Well... Do you work for imgur?
theritz22
I wish. Once they open a NY office I'll submit my resume.
LoganHendrickson
I do the same, but no, I don't work for Imgur. I just answer 911 (emergency) medical calls
TehSnarfSnarf
how is being emd?
LoganHendrickson
Has its days. Don't deviate from the cards (yes we still use the cards) although there have been rumors we are getting PROQA.. for 5 years..
iPretend
"HELP!! A man just broke into my house!!" "+1 for a awareness ma'am"
LoganHendrickson
I'm a lil more dark.... It'd probably be "shut up upvote whore." Or maybe "OP is a liar"