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Aug 23, 2025 11:06 PM

haki23

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klingons

cats

As a species we probably would have died off a long time ago if not for cats. Lol

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cho

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100%

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Klingon when they hear their Bat'leth crash to the floor in the other room.

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me all damn day

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LOL

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This is the best list ever.

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"Who is the greatest warrior upon your ship?" "The greatest amongst us powerful warriors is the honorable FishStank Mcnibblesears. Truly none can match his prowess."

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The cat is actually a flerkin

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Now I'm wondering what the Klingon version of a "Jeffries tube" is called.

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*Stands proudly at door* "Mr. Bubbles has once again been victorious on his hunt."

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You mean the glommer? https://breezewiki.com/memory-alpha/wiki/Glommer

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Every spaceship deserves a cat: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Cat_from_Red_Dwarf.jpg

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Also Jones.

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Why would he say success at the start of his shift?

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Because it's a Cat that started it's shift.

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'Qapla can be either a proclamation of one's own success, or it can be wishing success upon another.

As early as 1984, Valkris said "Qapla' joHwI'" ("Success, my lord.") to Commander Kruge, wishing him well on his venture (to acquire the Genesis Device). It is, incidentally, also the very first use of the word "Qapla'" in the franchise.

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTFzc3AxMGZsaXBtczIwdGl1OWc4azAwNXdueG1ld3RvdmtjZ3B4NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l4FGzT4Y4o3gzANPi/200w.webp

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"I will *feed* him."

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Brent Spiner says that cat was a menace to work with.

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They definitely used multiple cats so I'd wonder which one lol

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Well look at how they are holding him

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Of all TNG's issues the one that bugged me the most is Spot's inconsistent sex. In this scene he's male; in another episode she's female and gives birth to kittens.

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Worf never did stop bouncing around between different parallel realities, he just stopped noticing the differences

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The cat is gender fluid to the needs of the plot. I remember when they changed the Trill species to have spots instead of forehead makeup.

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There is already a sort story about spot saving the Enterprise from an infestation of some sort.

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Do you mean the one where he identifies that Data has been replaced by Lore?

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Where would I find this. I need this story in my life!

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Not sure if it's what @Columbus43219 meant, but there's a short comic about Data being replaced by Lore, and then getting revealed because Spot recognises it's not the real Data. I don't know the name but it get posted to Imgur occasionally. I think it might be called 'That Is Not My Owner' or something like that?

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Found it! Title is "My Human Is Not", by Jackson Lanzing & Colin Kelly, with art by Sonny Liew.

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"bunt"

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its so worth teaching cats to bunt.

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Cool. TWL a new word.

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A bunt is to a headbutt as a hug is to trying to crush someone's ribs/lungs

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