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Emprak
Holharam mahataaaa!! Bajane De Dhadaka Dhadaka, Dhola Taashe Thadaka Thadaka, Bhanadara Jhidaka Jhidaka Malahari. Khadak Tadak Bhadak Saali
cogs
I remember a day when Wendy's was good, and cute twitter feeds don't hide the fact that today is not that day.
PeeterGrant
OP is a Wendy's marketing employee probably. This is some insidious ad campaign they don't have to pay for.
putzcommander
You got it
newninja0617
I have Missy Elliot - Get UR Freak On playing and it's perfect.
thatclimbingguy
I bet they're happy about the free advertising
ObliqueRay
Sad part is you guys don't even get paid to work for Wendy's.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Hot and juicy
grabels
How the fuck did you create the first image? Is that a gif and a screenshot cut around the gif? I don't get it
LarryTesler
This is just advertising
IronicUsername
#8 Ok, that was pretty good.
BillysLegendaryCrack
#2 Calm down Cavendish
Scaramucci
Isn't that the guy who plays Sherlock
Ordinaryaccount
They're good servers bront
allibaster12
I hate their food, but I love their smart assness!
TheBlueGenie
Why not both?
allibaster12
... cause I don't like their food. That's why not both haha.
srs00
Half of these are simple answers to simple questions
SaticoySteel
That's the point
srs00
I guess I meant to say it's not that funny if that's what we're going for here
tournapin
who is upvoting these? dont make favors to the empire for free...
WiqidBritt
I'm curious, do you say the same thing when people post gifs from movies that they recommend watching?
cogitoro
"This movie has funny scenes; watch it" ≠ "this corporation hired a snarky PR guy; eat their deep-fried reconstituted chicken balls."
WiqidBritt
someone thought it was funny, so they posted it. it may surprise you to know that movies are made to make money too.
OcelotMatrix
That's hipster bs. They are both art appreciation. I bet you listen to music for its "depth" but have never heard a full opera. Grow up.
PirateofthePancreas
"What should I do for my exam " "Study" *everyones reaction
svga
dude, imgur did a repost onto twitter...
NachoPete
As The Prophecy foretold.
OPsFatMom
You guys suck Wendy's pr dick too much, its not thaaT funny
ImmaculateDegenerate
Someone's as salty as McDonald's fries.
OPsFatMom
Ride it
WildDaft
Wendy's are saltier. legit
ImmaculateDegenerate
It's always been McDonald's for me. Never had a Wendy's fry too salty.
WildDaft
well it's the opposite for me.
ImmaculateDegenerate
Must be a store to store thing.
tarataqa
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b97e2a4ea1bf73226ffc45def68ef9fb/tumblr_op39z1Bvqg1qfoig5o1_1280.png
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PantsGuy
That moment when you have no more mayo to squirt on these buns due to squirting so much mayo onto previously mentioned buns. :'(
ChrisBurgos1200
well said
UnknownSquid
The reaction the PR team wanted: "today we will eat at Wendy's" , The reaction the PR team got: "today we will eat out Wendy"
JohnBeeman
I'll be in my bunk...
Beepot
Ilovepoopinglikealot
. I'm dotting because im going to make myself happy and then feel very sad.
qweesdy
I live in hope of seeing a day where humans have the intelligence to recognise spam. That day is not today.
OcelotMatrix
You come off as ignorant. There is artistry in high quality work, whether it's spam or superbowl ads. Ad appreciation is not obvious.
TheBlueGenie
Doubt there will be a day, this is tasteless much like their food.
OcelotMatrix
Forgive me for not seeing you as the arbiter of taste.
TheBlueGenie
Forgiven.
M1ndstorms
ArtArchive
Man, I'm getting sick of that picture.
DisGonBeGud
First time seeing it
ArtArchive
It appears every single mention of Wendy's.
AlfredPennyworthIsHardcore
One Paaaaaaaan
Adultieradult
One Lunch Man
whotookmylighter
Flavs31
ONE PUNCH !!
whotookmylighter
Haven't watched any anime in years, but I binged watch the hell outta this last week. Good stuff
BadBernie
Season 2 next year
hamburgray
Boo! You suck McDo ????
Stratego89
I'm just gonna say it. Whoever does Wendy's twitter PR is a god damn hero, the one we need right now in these dark times.
TastyTastyScience
He's most likely a low-paid college student.
gil444
dank times*
FoxGodRecords
Amy Brown. https://twitter.com/arb She doesn't do it alone, but she's the one in charge. Tell your friends. 1/2
FoxGodRecords
2/2 Actually, Amy left at the end of March 2017… So, anything new is by The Ghost In The Machine.
panom
Wendy
TheBigA1999
Top kek
Sawdustbunny
Thanks for the laugh
panom
23 years old, studied computer science and still act like a grandmother on the internet. I'm glad i can bring some laughter though!
LizardsInTheSky
Thank u for ur contribution +1
panom
Shit, I was going to search for a GIF...
TemetNosce000
ACrowbarEnthusiast
Fuglysack
Seems legit.
imatumorx9
MrRayious
Ronald coming, The King is obviously a lil bitch, warns Wendy, Wendy says what a joke
Xolot1
Dot
JARKB
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TerratletheTurtle
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bsin21
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MEMRITV
I cant wait i cant wait
TheWildGunman
Deadb4uhearit
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veganfarts
I'm not a rapper
NoOneYouNeedToKnow
.
TBTato
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turtlesv2435
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martellian
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ItsAllAnElaborateHoax
3 hours of Omar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpKfV8l-bdc
Cezarboytellem
Doin God's work son
OutLaw2583
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NiNiPanene
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amop
omar dont scare
H0tS0up
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notquitebilbobaggins
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CluClu666
/a/oIodU
ManyStaples
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SupaStu
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BramStocker
that's not much
psicodelica
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Horton143
Autodots roll out
cissakram
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TheLateKnight
Point
ifukswitit
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imatumorx9
Here's a lengthy YouTube clip to assist. https://youtu.be/iMm1Wih0kug
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
Movie?
Bootsy81
Not a movie, TV show called The Wire. Arguably the greatest TV show ever made, go watch it.
stzombie
Seriously. It is the best complete series. It isn't perfect, but it is glorious, heartfelt, and complete.
Bootsy81
Yeah, I know some people who swear blind that breaking bad is better but to me they are each as good. Ones just more serious and "realistic"
Fuglysack
Damn, that was menacing. Great actor.
devasto
What's this from?
novarag
How I met your mother, Lilly is blacker then I remember though.
Fredrikheino
The Wire!
meowyx2
How I Met Your Mother
75PercentSith
Lily coming! Lily coming!
IAmASentientWaffle
HEATHEN
HolyLemons
Never heard of it.
imatumorx9
Wendy coming. The King warning Ronald. I can see the GIF I'm just ill-equipped.
ThatOneGuyFromSD
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OZVerti
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cissakram
::::::
RandySavageIsMySpiritAnimal
Do you have a good source video?
imatumorx9
I'll see what I can do. I put up a clip from YouTube but the definition might not suffice.
imatumorx9
Here's a whole 2 hours of glorious Omar, I'm going to figure out the clip time; BRB. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpKfV8l-bdc&t=1200s
imatumorx9
Ok. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpKfV8l-bdc&t=1200s. 720P. from 05:51-06:48. I'm clipping now.
imatumorx9
I can't figure out how to crop it haha
CameToCommentandChewGumImAllOutOfGum
Just watched this episode yesterday! First time watching the series
doctorichardnygard
We must be friends and talk about this now. Also have you seen the Sopranos?
CameToCommentandChewGumImAllOutOfGum
But of course! That I actually watched while it was on tv
imatumorx9
It really is great TV.
yeahnotbatman
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Cataidsontoast
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
SirGrowlsALot
'the Fuck did I do? - Bestest TV show *ever* made
mynameisdrew
I fucking love Omar
Ravenhawk57
Such a good fucking show.
BKTOVA
What show is it?
Fuglysack
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SkytechCEO
The Wire
Ravenhawk57
It's writing is phenomenal.
Hyippy
You should watch it. You're in for a treat. Best TV show ever in a lot of people's eyes. Definitely in my top 5.
Stinkdog
Clavicle really shouldn't have started beef with Wendy's
thebigby
They're good dogs, Brunt.
idontknowyoufromadam
Exactly what popped into my (admittedly otherwise fairly empty) mind.
didgeboy287
Calculus, what a square
Stinkdog
Cunnilingus, what a geometric. I feel somewhat bad about that one. Downdoot away
glitchead
CalvinKlein is an odd one to take such a basic thing so personally
beardyfaceguy
Coriolis should just pipe down and eat his burger.
SanzOfTime
Cornholio is upset for no damn reason, honestly.
JasonThorn
Chlamydia has issues.
Savolion
Requesting YouTube source from first gif
Getsoft4u
Bajirao Mastani
DAFUQisaLOMMY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_MyUGq7pgs
amgisder
doot
JoeHutty
When the whole squad fresh af
WhatIsThisNonsenseIAmSeeing
Thank you!
Zorg564
Somebody deserves a raise.
moonsick
They use an agency so like 5 dif people need raises haha
degenerator
This is the sort of PR that would attract new hires.
DrunkAnna
A bunch of somebodies, if we're honest.
Bluebonnetsdammit
As someone who works in Social Media moderating. It's definitely a bunch of somebodies.
StankyPankySammich
I like to believe it's just one funny motherfucker that just destroys the twitter game. That's the America I want to live in.
ReaLifeSmeagol
I believe it is one chick. Pretty sure she has been "outed" before on imgur.
Fuglysack
I'd like to think it was just Amy Brown and her lickably genius mind.
NurseryRhymeNightmares
She left last month.
Fuglysack
Well now I'm depressed. Any clue as to where she high-tailed it off to?
NurseryRhymeNightmares
As far as I've read she didn't say why she was leaving on her personal Twitter.
MapToTheCrunch
And their own harem.
Wobbixx
The twitter manager is a chick. Harem still deserved, but I felt like pointing it out.
NurseryRhymeNightmares
It was many chicks. The main one has left as of last month as well.
MapToTheCrunch
This is why I said "harem" and not "Harem of women/men". But ah thank you.
rjj34
As someone who worked at a Wendy's, the patties are square "because we don't cut corners" is what they actually teach you
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7heBored
It looks right to me
RabidHobo
There are some old commercials where Dave would say it.
wheresthebaby
Dave?
YamatoIouko
I've never worked there and even I knew that.
CuriousG2002
Worked there through high school. Turned out to actually be a pretty great job and made some great friends- I even got a Wendy's scholarship
TardWrangl3r
The square patties are literally the reason I don't like Wendy's. It's unnatural! However, they do have really good chocolate frosties
espressoandpostrock
I mean, why would you pass up an opportunity for a great line like that?
LickLickLickMyBalls2
Research Kewpee Hamburgers in Lima, OH. They littereally are the inspiration to Wendy's. They had (still have) the original square burger.
LickLickLickMyBalls2
The owner of Kewpee and Dave Thomas where friends. Dave asked the owner to consider franchising, and when he declined the offer,
LickLickLickMyBalls2
Dave started his own restaurant chain using the square beef because Kewpee Hamburgers did not have a patent of they're meat shape.
JARKB
Are the burgers really fresh and never frozen?
rjj34
Yep
uvwaex
Yup
twfeline
Everybody wins.
DoctorZebra
Circles don't have corners...?
jo3v
Which makes me think that you guys are actually covering up the square cows you're breeding.
revcleo
Insert Cyriak gif
AlltheAnswers
Unrelated related fact: Battlestar Galactica's books and papers having missing corners was a reaction to the sparse budget they were given.
killerdecoy7
Was first done that way to show off more of the meat
didgeboy287
All right, now I'm really blown away. How often is the pun also literal?
rhilterbrant
Worked there for two years, made it up to shift manager. That is in fact what they teach you.
Cameron64
And do they cut corners?
rhilterbrant
People will always cut corners. But officially, no.
buttersmgur
In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the BIG bucks start rolling in!
sailingthesoutherncross
Livin' the dream!
mycatToastwasafatasshole
It's Assistant TO the Manager!
rhilterbrant
But then you are salaried, and working 50-60 hours a week. Thus, making less than a non salaried shift manager makes per hour.
StraightFish
Was it a good job? Possible job stories?
NicoleMae666
I worked there as well. In an awful college town. I have stories that would Fuck up your mind
StraightFish
Oh shit, cook up that post bro. I always love good job stories post.
rhilterbrant
Standard fast food stuff. I mean, it wasn't terrible, but the most memorable things were along the lines of "ma'am, I AM the manager"
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
This is the first time I heard it. Wendy's not local here. I literally clapped my hands at that one in my room.
wheresthebaby
Me too. Quite clever
SailorVSays
I think I mostly blocked out those cheesy training videos.
RustyCatheter
But then they're literally cutting corners...
ninjato229
I bite the corners to make a round burger. My dad said, "You'll never get a square meal that way. "
wizardcops
HELLO FELLOW FORMER CREW MEMBER. Absolutely what they taught us. 4 corner training, yo.
dderpington126
HEY ME TOO like theres this stupid training and legit one of the quiz questions is "Why are our patties square?"
DireSnails
It's working- burgers, lettuce, etc always taste fresh, fries are crisp and salty, and the Frosties are thiiiiiccck.
theportraitssecretinattackmode
ayaya1239
Last time I was at Wendy's (4 months ago) for a 1:30 am food run, my chicken patty was undercooked and the fries barely fried.
ArchMagos
IIRC it's actually so that they can cook more at one time.
Thanaroa
How would that work? A circle is the optimal shape to maximise square footage.
ArchMagos
Fit more patties of the same mass on the grill.
HyrumGraff
Circle maximized square footage to perimeter ratio of a single shape; square is better when you have multiple.
votfgz
with a given perimeter, but the tightest packing you can achieve with circles is 90.69% coverage, meanwhile squares tile perfectly.
laceymariegoss199211
Everyone on here discussing math being all smart I'm sitting here staring at my phone trying to figure out what the hell y'all talking about
scraps0fmeat
Can you fit more squares on your phone, or more circles. Not overlapping. That's what they are saying, only with burgers and a flat top.
putzcommander
Its to minimize waste when processing raw hamburger
RideTheStimutacs
Actually hexagons are the optimal shape. That's why bees make hexagonal honeycombs - they've figured out spatial efficiency.
ToxicPsychotic
optimal for what? hexagons and squares can both tesselate perfectly, and squares are probably easier to make.
RideTheStimutacs
Hexagons have the shortest sides of shapes that tessellate. In burger terms, wider angled corners means more evenly cooked.
putzcommander
Also easier to cut burgers without waste from an 8' wide roll of ground beef on a conveyor line.
KAbNeaco
ironically it's faster. so it is meant to cut corners
sprocketstodockets
Was browsing during a painful shit. Laughing at this helped immensely, thank you for your service.
NotSoAngryGuy
Too much Wendy's
CycloneSP
but a square burger with a width of 6 inches has more meat than a round burger with a diameter of 6 inches
DPCerberusBlaze
Just don't square any burgers you make at home. The reason patties are usually round is so that they cook uniformly.
KAbNeaco
now we're talking price to meat comparison.
CycloneSP
I guess the point I was trying to get across is saving time does not always mean lowering quality/quantity as the term "cutting corners"
MagicSquid
They're measured by weight, not size. 1/4 of a lb. is still 1/4 lb no matter how it's cut. Typical Wendy's burgers are 1/8 lb,
calmmelody
depends. they have two sizes of patty, and I think the larger one is 1/4 lb. But I don't quite recall, been 2+ years since working there.
zenotek1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbVDQKcxg00 The man himself in this Wendy's training video says it's to hang off the side of the bun.
HTButterBunsofSteel
That's the most delightfully dated video ever. 5/5 would enjoy training videos if they were like this. I learned about shrink from Einstein
ManCityFC
Oh my god they look nice. I really regret not having one when I was in the USA now. Come to the UK Wendy's!
TwoBoobs
Wendy's is better than McD's, but still fast food. It's my guilty pleasure though :)
ZeniousAlphaCatchingHeniousRayYielder
Wendy's a good median for good food at good prices without shuffling out twenties for burgers like at five guys.
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
but if you have the twenties, five guys all the way though
ZeniousAlphaCatchingHeniousRayYielder
You get what you pay for, but I only pay so much for burgers if I'm celebrating
strumfooligan
In-N-Out is better.
NightHawkDiner
Grill Skillz
tremonti
Them beef patty bitchez!
vyolet
PaulVolcker
You tease
MakingWW1VetsPlayBattlefield1
kidcolt
Wendy doesn't skip leg day.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
But she does skip arm day.
ThoroughlySearchingYourAsshole
kitiarana
Perfect username
Radiumbreon
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
How does she say that with a straight fae?
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
*face
reaperofgames1
**dick
Gravewalker49
This isn't even my final form! -Wendy
JaderaidTyler
Thats cool
The1WhoMemes
stoler202
fineaddition.gif
PlantyThePlant
DeadlyFood
Off topic but isn't Diives the dude who animates a lot of furry stuff? Don't ask how I know
veritasgear
Also famous for the breath of the wild booty slap gifs
DeadlyFood
Am interested. Will look up.
RelartOfGivia
How do you know?
DeadlyFood
Ah I think I saw it on another post where the topic of furries came up and it was a whole string of gifs. Might be wrong tho lol
RelartOfGivia
Oh, damn. Sorry
CommonSenze
Oh no that last one, they have become self-aware
Fuglysack
All down-hill from here.
AltruisticJunkie
waynebradybitch
AltruisticJunkie
Shewy92
The last one? They retweeted and replied to an Imgur tweet in the first one
ryry1237
And thus it all loops around.
sethynvrsleeps
4TH WALL, WE'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
GuardsmanMiku
it's just a matter of time before their profile picture changes to one of the anime ones
prepbatman
my CPU is a neural net processor. a learning computer.
SectsDryve
But do you have detailed files?
prepbatman
HEXADECIMAL
Plot Twist: OP works for Wendy's!
ryry1237
I work for no man.
SwagisawrusRex
Wendy's isn't a man, it's a restaurant
amoeba15
Wendy is a woman the restaurant is named for
PastaIsLife
They're social media managers. They started out self aware
Ultratoxic
I'm just amazed by that gif-inside-screenshot-of-a-twitter-post in #1
TheBigA1999
Self aware is the best kind of aware though
CaptainVee
BerwynBrewyn
so meta
SierraSykes2
They have become so much of a meme that they can officially recognize their own meme status.
GoatDadIsBestDad
FUCK I JUST COMMENTED THAT BEFORE READING THE COMMENTS.
MilesPrower
They were always self-aware, everyone else wasn't.
Threadnomancer
They've started meta-meming
SLTWWS
What the shit is meta meming?
Threadnomancer
Meta= self-referencing. Meming through the 4th wall basically
TwoBitFortuneTeller
Advanced memeing, only for high-level memesters
AbusedPickle
Been self aware from the begining
TheGrubinator
They completely recognize the fact that they have reached meme status.
SteveHarringtonsLusciousLocks
They woke
DasLoupBlanc
woke af
thehoopiestfrood
Ohh is that what woke means? I can't keep up with this young people jargon.
SlavShashlyk
This was the first time i've heard the word "jargon", TIL, ty.
QuantumSupersexposition
are you twelve?
AbusedPickle
They figgy woke, breadman
thehoopiestfrood
http://imgur.com/bB6mSGr.gif
TeddyMFRoosevelt
Not as self aware as this
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HD226868
Wait, did he actually say that? I NEED SOURCE!
SmiffyBoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo&ab_channel=BillMarcks
TeddyMFRoosevelt
Sauce: https://youtu.be/uhY9Zxv1-oo
HD226868
Wow. He actually said it. I love it!
spasticninjamonkey
.
DerpyWerm
The thing I still love most about that is how it ended the entire thanks obama subreddit because nobody could top it.
kibateo
It was legendary.
amirtal
Think how "thanks trump" GIF would look like..
DomineSatanas
Auto-fellatio?
TotallySaneScientist
Probably trump unironically thanking himself while a fire burned around him
SectsDryve
I think for him we say: "This is Trump's America"
shocky377
When your naked and trip and land inside your daughter, thanks Trump
override367
did you see that he is now printing out maps of his electoral win and giving them to reporters before interviews
Voodoomancer
A loop of a garbage fire.
pookieeatworld
With the secret service putting a black bag on your head and your family never seeing you again...
AuroraNora33
It's "Dammit Donald" now
fe1od1or
Also happens to be /r/politics and /r/news now.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Where he looks at his phone, reads his tweets and says that.