OCDdriver
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A friend just posted these to Facebook and I had to share
Jul 22, 2016 4:39 PM
OCDdriver
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A friend just posted these to Facebook and I had to share
MaxximumB
Utterly brilliant! This has made my day. Tell your friend thank you.
erinlark
Please contact the attorney general in New York
MattDude
Well? Time to put it to the test!
im40percentsumthinsumthin
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Phullonrapist
Maybe you just don't know how to raise anything other than weak ass poultry
juniorman00
Fortune cookie Cat 5 cable???
ElectricalWarthog
erinlark
Call 1-585-327-3240
valiantaesir
I need this brand asap. For cabling reasons...
HandoB4Javert
Interesting choice of cat tax.
cogs
The More You Know™
BoozeHound001
And people say metric is easy to use.
ConfusedSpaceDog
OCDdriver
Oh, and this is my first real post. Going Bananas over here
OCDdriver
Holtbeast
I know exactly how big your going is
FelixTheCAT5e
Hey look, my username is relevant! NERD ON @OP!!!
OCDdriver
CAT5e! It's in the WALLS! (Also drop ceilings and crawl spaces...)
CamelCaseIsTheNewUnderscore
Could we get four 8 lb Frozen chickens for scale?
Renza0
Where the shit did you get a cable with that manner of text on it - or how did you print all that on there?
OCDdriver
My friends mom posted it on Facebook, really. No idea where she got it. She just saw the text today.
Deikin
Has eggcelent laytency
FatBastardVegetarian
But, no banana?
MaxximumB
Frozen 8lb chicken is the old Imperial food based measuring system. Not everyone uses the improved Système métrique décimal de la banane.
notyouraveragemuffin
RetroBlast
Who would use frozen chickens to measure something? That's what you use a banana for!
MaxximumB
Frozen 8lb chicken is the old Imperial food based measuring system. Not everyone uses the improved Système métrique décimal de la banane.
OCDdriver
You double dipped this comment my friend. Time to balance things -1
MaxximumB
Typical imperialist, always finding a way to disparage the more accurate measuring system.
BendydickWaffleSmack
PiGuy314
It remembers it's password or else it gets the whip again.
Sticklebrickk
You try braiding with nine ropes. Nightmare.
youmustaskjeeves
Wove a bullwhip out of 550 cord. It starts off by braiding with 16 ropes
juniorman00
Cat5 of njne tails?
Tacotuesdayonawednesday
10...
whatbuttondoipush
Cat 5e or cat6, no one uses cat 5 anymore. 2005 called. They want their cat 5 back. (Plenum riser twisted pair shielded cat 6 ftw)
juniorman00
ThatSplainsItLucy
I am going to need to see the conversion formula for this.
MaxximumB
There are 1.333 8lb chickens to the foot, or 1.143 bananas to the chicken. This means a 3' cable is 4.572 metric bananas long. 1/2
MaxximumB
2/2 This in real bananas is 4 whole, one half plus the nasty bit off the end nobody eats.
ThatSplainsItLucy
But we don't use metric bananas in America so...
MaxximumB
That's why this cable is measured in 8lb frozen turkeys.
ThatSplainsItLucy
Touché