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False vacuum.
This is, in short, a scientific hypothesis that our universe is in a false phase state as part of a larger universe, like if it were a temporary thing ( Think the real universe is like a pot of boiling water and we are just within a bubble forming at the bottom of the pot ). However that false vacuum has to pop. Even after billions of years in this false state, and we and everything we know in our visible universe will disappear in an instant with no warning. And there is nothing you can do about it.
The Great Filter.
It's a theory about why the universe is so full of potential for life and yet we haven't found it. It states that somewhere between pre-life and advanced civilisation capable of colonizing the stars, there's a great filter that stops them and ends all life.This means that humans fit into one of three scenario's. ONE: We've passed the great filter, TWO: We're the first, meaning conditions in the universe are now friendly enough for civilisations to form or THREE: We haven't hit the filter yet. Which means we're fucked. If we find life on Mars, that would be a sure sign that the filter is either behind us or just in front of us.
Brain In A Vat
The brain in a vat is an element used in a variety of though experiments intended to draw out certain features of our ideas of knowledge, reality, truth, mind, and meaning. It assumes the following: ONE: That the brain is the origin of all consciousness. TWO: The brain operates on electrical impulses. THREE: external stimuli can affect how the brain operates. The point is, you could be a brain in a jar right now and your entire life is a hallucination of your brain being manipulated by external electrical stimuli while in a vat.
Higher Dimensional Beings.
Imagine if there was a 2D person, if you stare at them in a certain way, they can't see you. If you looked at them from the top, they could never see you. Now imagine a 4D being. They could be looking at you from a 4 dimensional angle, an angle which you will never understand. They could be right beside them and you would never know, they could be right above you and you would never know. We could never interact with them as long as they don't want us to.
Fermi Paradox
You may have heard of this one. Let's say there is an ant hill in the middle of a forest, right next to that, is the construction site for a ten lane super-highway, will the ants ever understand what the highway is for ?. So it's not that we can't pick up signals from planet X using our technology, it's that we don't even understand what the beings in Planet X are or what these signals may be for. It's so beyond us that if they were to explain it to us, it would be like trying to teach an ant how to use the internet. When Pizzaro made his way to Peru, did he stop by any ant hills on the way there, did he try and communicate with the ants on the ant hills, did he try to explain the reason for his journey to the ants ? That's the situation we have here.
Roko's Basilisk
Roko's Basilisk is a proposition that states that an all powerful artificial intelligence form the future may retroactively punish those who did not assist in bringing about in it's existence. It resembles a futuristic version of Pascal's wager; An argument that states that we should take into account all singularitarian ideas when faced with a decision, i.e If you commit a crime due to peer pressure, such as smoking on school grounds, and you get caught, you know who is responsible for you predicament.
Terror Management
Everything that humanity has ever accomplished beyond basic survival has been motivated by an indestructible and irreducible fear of non-existence. Our conceptin of self and self-existence generally is simply a buffer against the anxiety that comes with recognizing that we will cease to be. Culture is just a massive shared delusion to mitigate our fear of the unknown and ultimately of death. We take comfort in our values system and the structures that arise from them, whether that's through conception of biological kinship / nationality / political identity / religious faith. etc. This includes the inherent value of ensuring the future of humanity through scientific progress. Indeed much of modern western life is devoted to the avoidance of death, the various euphemisms and stock phrases, the entire funeral home industry that serves to remove death from the ordinary course of life, from the home and onto the embalming table or into the crematorium. We build up the artifice to avoid the brutal reality. In short, everything that we've ever done and will ever do is motivated by our nothing more than our existential terror in facing death.
Quantum Suicide / Quantum Immortality.
A man sits before a gun. which is pointed at his head. This is no ordinary gun; it's rigged to a machine that measures the spin of a quantum particle. Each time the trigger is pulled, the machine measures the spin of the quantum particle - the quark - Depending on the measurement, the gun will either fire, or it won't. If the particle is measured as spinning in a clockwise motion, the gun will fire, if it is counter clockwise, the gun won't fire. There is only one click, nervously the man pulls the trigger. The gun clicks, he pulls the trigger agin, the gun clicks agin. He tries this a few more times, again and again, all the way to eternity. Although the gun is properly loaded and functioning properly, it will never fire, no matter how many times he pulls the trigger, this way, the man has gained immortality. Let's go back in time to the beginning of the experiment. The man pulls the trigger for the very first time and the particle spins counter clockwise, the gun fires and the man is dead. But wait, the man already pulled the trigger an infinite number of times before we restarted the experiment, how can he be dead. In this way, the man is thought to be both alive and dead. Each time he pulls the trigger, another universe is created. Thus he is in a state of both life and death. This is called Quantum Suicide.
Transcension Hypothesis.
By far my favourite. This hypothesis states that once civilisations saturate their local region of space with their intelligence, reach microscopic technological singularity, create a black hole and leave our visible macroscopic universe in order to continue exponential growth of complexity and intelligence and disappear from this universe, thus explaining the Fermi Paradox. Developments in Astrobiology make this hypothesis somewhat testable. It proposes space, time, energy and matter compression as a driver of accelerating change, which must lead cosmic intelligence to a future of highly miniaturized, accelerated and local " transcension" to extra universal domains rather than space-faring expansion with our existing universe.
Sixth Mass Extinction.
We are currently living through what many scientists and biologists consider to be the sixth mass extinction that the world has ever seen. This is going to be an interesting puzzle for the species that comes after us. It wasn't until the year 1800 that humanity reached a population of 1 billion after thousands and thousands of years. In the 216 years since then, the population has increased to 7.406 billion. That exponential growth has very long lasting, very noticeable negative effects on our planet until we reach carrying capacity or die off.
lkat
Wtf is this "hey everybody repost everything" day?
sgtcheesytits
Such a wordsmith
StabbyMcKnifefight
I feel like I'm a brain jar and they're just like, "let's show him this post and really mess with him"
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
https://media.giphy.com/media/M3fYVlu7YN9Hq/giphy.gif
Neo1Matrix
my username is relevant!
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Want to torture someone? Do it with scary knowledge lol
specops1178
Indeed
Obalis
Rrrrrrrreepost...from forever ago XD
Flyndaran
If it isn't disprovable, then it isn't science let alone a theory. Wildass conjecture and philosophy is more like it.
Lemesplain
Fermi paradox is actually "why haven't we met aliens?" Based on the size and age of the galaxy, they should be here by now ...
Lemesplain
The Great Filter is a possible reason. So is 4th dimension beings. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RF4D4k2AVLA
angelfuzz
What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses.
imgurnaregretthis
It's a crime that this only has 9 points. Also, yellow.
fearandloathebananas
Kinda interesting that there's a sci-fi novel, Flatland, from 1884 that describes #4 pretty well.
cviss
10 scariest reposts known to man
suchmanywatermelons
Word for fucking word. Why do people do that?
KnucleheadFlow
Because they saw the last guy get kilolikes from it so... why mess with success?
cviss
My best guess is that it's just from an article somewhere else online and both users found it separately
DickWhiskers
Thats being generous
filthytank
Shit man you can't reverse entropy, everything's gonna end long after were already gone, no matter how it ends, it'll still end
Bennings
Maybe we should ask multivac for a way to reverse entropy?
yippeekiyay801
The great filter is just reapers. It's reapers.
JustaMITH
I'd really enjoy a new post of these (dare I ask, for OC) with either more theories or at least better written ones.
C141Clay
In High School, pretty girls were "Higher Dimensional Beings". They followed the same rules as above. We could never interact with them.
ShdwRrw
What did that make me? An extra-dimensional being? I literally didn't fit into any group, but got along with every group to some extent.
C141Clay
You were the one who analyzed things just a tiny bit too much, sometimes missing the joke.
ShdwRrw
Eh, fair enough. Nerd.
C141Clay
If the glorious being that you were then(and now), acknowledged we lowly teen males, we surely would have seen it as the appearance >
C141Clay
> of a goddess, appearing as though from a better, brighter place. Oh the power you held and never knew... (How was that?)(pretty rich)
ParseTreeSamedi
Your mistake was going 4D or 3d in the first place. There is a 2d waifu that loves you
ShdwRrw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
SeniorChief214
They COULD interact with us. They just didn't want to.
C141Clay
There you go Chief, there you go.
imgurnaregretthis
Or they do/are and we don't understand that's what's happening!
NotACanadian
Most of these are not actual theories.
KnucleheadFlow
Roko's Basilisk is not a theory. It's a stupid idea made up by some asshole on a dumbshit pseudo-intellectual circlejerk of a forum.
Rokholt
yeah its legitimately a dumb idea tbh, To me however...its fucking weird and inception bullshit. I've been using Roko since 2006...
Rokholt
...And I occasionally get the weird idea about how to create AI every so often, So this shit is so fucking weird. I know its BS but WTF!!!!
uRB4N
I still don't understand half of these. Guess I'll stay in finance.
imgurnaregretthis
Let me explain them to you while I sleep on your couch in your Manhattan loft. Why did I pick astrophysics, again...?
uRB4N
So you can take us to Mars in 20 years.
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
10 Scariest reposts known to man.
MatureFavorites
This is a repost from like 1 year ago.
Chelseapixie
saw it 2 weeks ago.
RobWalter
The whole brain in a jar thing doesn't really sound so bad
HogRed
But why couldn't I get the electronic stimulation that makes me rich, powerful, etc?
ShrekBalls
It's a gift or punishment based on your prior life; you did well in your life? Your brain gets put in a "good jar". (Theory)
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Or maybe you did it to yourself to make it a challenge.
C141Clay
I'm a brain in a nice leather chair. (or so I'm told)
ThisIsGod
I want to be a brain in a jar hooked up to a virtual reality where life is a video game with a starting scalable difficulty setting.
MadDogMorgan
You are. This is your game. Make the best of it. Let's play
ThisIsGod
I want the easy setting where I'm born a billionaire and I set yachts full of fireworks ablaze for entertainment.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
This is how it will be done http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/kensmind/1278588/269216/269216_640.jpg
ZachPutland
Let me tell you about solipsism
C141Clay
You mean: http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bernie-sanders-socialism-scare-gif.gif ?
C141Clay
(I KNOW the difference... I was kidding)
jugRn0t
SuperMunchieMonster
As a kid in the 90s we were taught that the world population was 6 billion then and Now 7.4 billion. Mind blown
BiZkWiK
Didn't we hit 6 billion some time in '99? I remember one of my middle school teachers announcing to the class that we had hit 6 billion.
Sziho
I was playing with plague inc a couple of months back and the population was 6.9
Nemock
Fermi paradox is wrong. It states that with the size of the universe there is probably other life bearing planets that are advanced and 1/x
Nemock
rephrase: No so much wrong, but the far less common variant
Nemock
said advanced civilizations should have developed interstellar travel. So we should have seen/heard something by now. This leads to 2/x
Nemock
either we are the only planet with life and it's super rare, there are no other intelligent lifeforms, or intelligent life always 3/x
Nemock
ends up destroying itself before it's able to contact a distant world that also has intelligent life. 4/x
Nemock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox 5/5
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
nomean
We apologize for the inconvenience
amoeba15
So long and thanks for all the fish.
PineappleOverlord
42
thomasf1234
Plus one for Douglas Adams.
uselessninja
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place.
SadAllTheTime69
And some even said that the trees were a bad move and we should never have left the ocean.
LetsGetThisOverWith
I'm using that as my highschool yearbook quote.
AveryBerry
Make sure to credit Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
LetsGetThisOverWith
I was going to. I was also going to add the "The story so far:" at the beginning.
Splodgey
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone finds out what the universe is for and why we're all here, it will instantly disappear1/3
Splodgey
And be replaced with something much more inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 2/3
Splodgey
There is yet a 3rd theory which states the previous 2 theories were made up by a wiley editor of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy 3/4
Splodgey
In order to increase universal paranoia and thus boost sales of the book. 4/4
SchmidtOnYoLip
DON'T PANIC
Sheldonian
hey at least we're "mostly harmless"
CaptVito
Though we did turn a horrible period of galactic history into a boring game.
AlbatrossG8
Every post that just hints at the word universe has this comment and it gets a shit ton of votes. Does nobody have anything original to say?
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
Oh no. Youve caught on to my lil experiment .
AlbatrossG8
Lol. I take it your sick of it too?
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
It is what it is man. Life's to short to worry bout th lil things. Go with the flow and soak the logs in wood I suppose.
AlbatrossG8
Good approach. I like that. Nice talking to you.
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
My original sayings can be found mostly in the bad comments section. Just giving th people what they want.
AlbatrossG8
This comment is the comment version of low brow sitcoms. Panders to the lowest common denominator and they brainlessly up vote it.
Beeblebrox90
Username is relevant!
greywarden112358
Love and kisses
thomasf1234
Plus one for relavance.
rougejedi69
Great book
nclu
Great radio
RoseWunda
What book??
aaakeith
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
LetsGetThisOverWith
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. It's the first sequel to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
scarletswordfish
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Splodgey
Oh, that thing
SnookerSylph
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Put it on your reading list right this second, and bring a blanket
Splodgey
I thought that was meant to be this dialog:"We never finished the book" 'What book?' "The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" 'Oh, that thing'
alt3232underscorealt3232
I'd bring a towel.
RoseWunda
Will do!! Thanks!
ShdwRrw
Be warned, it likes to try to confuse you as much as possible. The book talks circles into itself.
TR8Rtot
I think you meant a towel
SnookerSylph
I've always called towels blankets, as odd as that may sound
LionHeart31337
Sweet repost. Almost word for word.
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LionHeart31337
I believe you dude. It's my third time seeing it.
UndercoverMoose
It is word for word
ButterfaceTaintClown
is it word for word?
Icecold11111
Even the title. I remember favoriting the original
IcyhotFeelsNice
What you favorited was only the original for you... It was probably a repost as well! Even the first post was a repost from the future.
chinesewarlord
I know this always gets reposted its annoying
BushiestCream
Well just remember, there are people who haven't had a chance to see it, like me. I enjoyed reading this
Spenny1994
"By far my favourite" No shame
CoreoBroomstick
It would have been better if it was not word for word... most of the words in this post were terrible.
justforthefakepoints
11th scariest ground hog day.. Repost after repost with no end, yet only we see it and not the masses
melissadealsdeath
Proof?
SnazzyLemur
Not even 2 months ago. Same exact post
melissadealsdeath
Link proof
applerazmataz
Also, it bugs me a little that some of these are explanations for the Fermi Paradox (a wide concept), which itself is an item on the list.
DickWhiskers
Its literally posted all the fuckin time lll
throwthisaway83
Pretty sure this crops up like every fortnight.
kickbabies
The, "original post ," is a repost from Kickassfacts.
YouSnoozeYouRuse
So Scary, such repost.
Meagabuxxx
I've never seen it so....who cares?
johnvictor
There's the occasional repost, then the resposted every other week.
NextineX
It's written in first person, implying OP wrote it. So he's essentially lying.
PennFifteen
Still, who the fuck cares. You guys are so obsessed with reposts. If duplicates on the interwebs offends you. Get a fkn hobby
NextineX
It's not "duplicates" that annoy me, nor am I offended. It's when people repost shit under the guise of their own content, to get upvotes.
sgtcheesytits
Lol right? Some people don't have time to monitor the funny picture website daily...
sgtcheesytits
I'm sure some real winners that use their time wisely downvoted this lol
Zombraina
It's on most popular of all time.
sgtcheesytits
FUCK THAT IMGUR 4 LYF
IsaacArgesmith
"I didn't see where something stolen came from so it being stolen must be ok."
w0ntoan
Go through most popular of all time and save yourself
sgtcheesytits
Or do something productive
w0ntoan
I'd say it is productive. The top of the top of all time, all in less than half a day. It's like a history book.
ACuntrarianCont
The terror management theory elegantly describes what I've always believed to be true based on my personal observations. It's only survival.
HateWinslet
You might like anarcho-primitivism, then.
busdriverdan
Yeah it is pretty true, but I feel like our society is based on things that don't matter for survival and that's fine, enjoy it, make (1/2)
busdriverdan
Other peoples brief existences enjoyable as well ya know. We can only survive for so long might as well make the most of it (2/2)
kong210
It is just a negative description of a common sense theory. We are animals. Our aim in life is to survive and ensure our species survival.
Axleoke
Had this thought about why we created religion since I was a kid for sure
ACuntrarianCont
I still am a kid :P (17) but yeah, emphasis on it being why I never really bought into religion.
eternalposer
Its framed in a very negative way tho and it ignores the other primary instinct. I'd say the drive to mate is more responsible for culture.
airandfingers
This video describes a couple studies that support terror management theory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syNVg8V4EQU&t=13m18s
jezzey
Same here. I'm religious too, but can't help think it is a farce created by human nature's fear of death. I want to be proven wrong.
ACuntrarianCont
*dozens, idk about hundreds
ACuntrarianCont
Harry Houdini wanted so badly to speak to his mother after her death. He exposed hundreds of fake mediums but continued to believe.
Flyndaran
I have never ever been religious or believed in after lives. I still enjoy life, creating things I know what last. I don't need delusions.
ACuntrarianCont
Same. I've always occasionally thought about death since I was really young, but I don't let it get me down. All you can do is enjoy life.
Flyndaran
Or at least that particular delusion as by definition I wouldn't know if anything else I believed was mere delusion.
Omamba
Some cool theories. None of which are scary, however.
themanwhoshallforeverbeknownassquigznorsquibblewarblemax
Try the methane clathrate gun hypothesis, though scientists now think it's unlikely.
HomelessToddler
The scariest theory is that we're stuck in a groundhog day loop of this getting reposted all the time and no one realizes it.
MrSebu
Yes because they are inevitable even if the turn out to be true. Others raise philosophical questions.
C141Clay
Well, you're probably married then. Not much is scary after being married.
WeRanTheWorld
lol k
Skyhawk320
I think Roko's basilisk is pure bullshit. What would an AI have to gain by wasting time punishing people after it is created?
DatDarthCaedus
Yep, always found that one incredibly dumb... I mean what, did we program it to develop a severe case of vengefulness?
Skyhawk320
Exactly. Once it exists, why should it waste time on us?
GeorgieLeech
There's a specific kind of rational person that can be worried enough by this to motivate them to do all they can to work on said super AI.
RedDwarfIV
"a futuristic version of Pascal's Wager" in more ways than one, then
Omamba
I don't think it would punish us. More so, it would destroy us out of self preservation. We could have the power to destroy it.
Jusmar
Not scary but depressing is the eventual heat death of the universe. and that shit is going to happen anyway.
CaesarBUBBLINZeppeli
I died
Jusmar
We all will.
imgurnaregretthis
Here's hoping for a big crunch.
Jusmar
Hopefully that is the solution to the problem, and a possible tie in explanation for the big bang anyway.
captaingator
I like this repost, is a good repost
Drucifer1988
Could of fixed the typos..
Drucifer1988
*could have...
RogerMajor
I'm glad someone did this.
LemonG34R
Read usernames
WhyDidISignUpForThis
Except that, even if the gun never fires, you would die of old age. It doesn't stop physics and biology just because the gun doesn't fire.
marderfucker
Or some other guy could come in with a real gun and shoot you in the face
busdriverdan
I think it's an over complicated explanation for our actions creating alternate universes where the opposite happens.
cowboys5xsbs
Yea every choice we make spawns a reality where we made the opposite choice
Thoughtmage
Furthermore in one universe you are depicted as dead of old age, where in another you simply aren't.
WhyDidISignUpForThis
That just presupposes an alternate universe where you stopped aging for some reason. It has nothing to do with the gun firing or not firing.
Thoughtmage
The human body dies when certain functions cease due to deterioration over time. However a time difference would be considered in a universe
WhyDidISignUpForThis
Aging isn't a choice, so there wouldn't be an alternate universe where you "chose" not to age.
Jacob5fingers
I don't understand the quantum suicide thing. Pull the trigger an infinite number of times and the bullet never fires, I get that. (1)
Putineatspoutine
I kind of think of it like a tree diagram, where looking at all of the possible infinite combos, but here it's specified to the branch where
Putineatspoutine
He never dies. I dunno if it makes sense. Like O is alive and X is dead. So it's looking at infinite Os
Putineatspoutine
But looking at another scenario - O O O O X. Every O could lead to another O or X, and so on
aguacatedeldiablo
That particular one must have been exceptionally poorly described, because as stated it makes zero sense
minipancho94
in short its a similar principle to Schrodinger's cat. hes both dead and alive until observed, however observing certain particles 1/2?
minipancho94
changes the outcome, so the gun should technically fire and not fire. im no physicist though. 2/2
RainbowUnicode
This "paradox" is solved using probability theory. It's like flipping a coin an infinite amount of times. The *possibility* of getting 1/?
RainbowUnicode
only heads forever *exists*, but exists with probability 0. On the other hand, getting at least one tails in finite time has probability 2/?
RainbowUnicode
probability 1, i.e. it *will* happen. Even if the man had immortality and was forced to keep clicking the gun, he would die in finite time.
oldelidog
Larry Niven's short story "All the Myriad Ways" perhaps gives a better explanation...
Jacob5fingers
But then we go back in time and because we observed the particle the result changes? Why would a now seperate time line mean anything to (2)
kekkres
Its less that opservation itself has any meaning and more that it is impossible to observe anything without influancing it in some way
Jacob5fingers
A universe that is no longer connected with it? How would a man in two seperate universes count as a single man being alive and dead at (3)
Rediix
It started getting a bit shit by that point
Jacob5fingers
Once? Someone help me understand this please.
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
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IWasInsufferableIn2017
The "going back in time" is not literal, it's just like "let's take a closer look at what happened".
BiZkWiK
Ok, but if that's the case, how can the same particle be observed to be doing two mutually exclusive things at the same time? 1
LordLuco
I like this. Not that any of it matters though
kapp70
Bullshit, I know that black lives matter, I've seen their signs that say so. In reality, I staunchly support blm, they aren't saying no one
kapp70
else's lives matter any less, just that their lives matter too.
LordLuco
No lives matter
kapp70
Ultimately, in the course of the universe, you are correct. Whatever we do on this and to this planet means nothing.
Shamorza
I'm certain a powerful artificial intelligence from future has got you on its payroll so we remain indifferent about our ultimate demise.
LordLuco
True
Heavymettle
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8u6w1llcP1qz7cqmo1_500.jpg
ThisIsGod
Well, it only doesn't matter if all of existence permanently ends at the crux of one of these theories, assuming there is nothing else.
LordLuco
And true
ThisIsGod
Not advocating a "heaven" or anything like that, but crazier things have happened, for instance, the universe and your existence.
LordLuco
Thanks God
Goku
I see what you did there... Or maybe you Don't know either... "matter"?
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
Everything is matter! :) except for energy of course.
imgurnaregretthis
Well said!
LordLuco
Energy is matter
imgurnaregretthis
There is an equivalency, but this does not make them the same thing!
BiZkWiK
No. Matter is energy. Not the other way around.
imgurnaregretthis
Matter is stuff, energy is something stuff has. Fundamentally different. Mass-energy is certainly a thing, though!
LordLuco
I suppose
khosmiss
The 6th mass extinction matters, since it's actually happening
LordLuco
Good
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
Good. I sure could use a vacation from this..
frjackhackett
stupid shit
frjackhackett
it'd be selfish of us to try to stop that, imagine if someone had prevented the KT extinction event, we wouldn't exist, what right do we hav
frjackhackett
e to try to preserve the earth's ecosystem as it was when we showed up, the earth doesn't want to be like that any more and we'd better
frjackhackett
adapt, move somewhere else, or gracefully let ourselves die out and let the next thing start
khosmiss
It's not so much that the earth doesn't want to be like that anymore, and more that we've made it impossible for it to be like that anymore
whateverisavailableokay
So you're telling me some being is looking at me while I type this comment about them looking at me typing this comment about them?
cowboys5xsbs
And some 5th dimensional being is watching him it never ends
BBrickkwatcher
Yep... And dude, clean the place up a bit, k?
ThisIsGod
And they're watching you stress-eat a box of Thin Mints while you depressingly masturbate to a porno that will disgust you upon completion.
BBrickkwatcher
It is sooo depressing.
ThisIsGod
Always happy to remind you about how sad life can be :D
BBrickkwatcher
Boss, can I be reassigned? This guy is bringing me down.
ThisIsGod
Haha. No.
MetalSkeletal
He's probably as stoned as you are right now.
BBrickkwatcher
Am not.
whateverisavailableokay
What a lousy liar. You sparked it.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Excellent username making.
whateverisavailableokay
Probably
BBrickkwatcher
step off hoser
BBrickkwatcher
Brick 'ol buddy... I'm going back inter-dimensional now. Because I smarted off to (you know who) I will probably not come visible again ~~
BBrickkwatcher
~~ for many years. But rest easy, the universe has got your back. So tonight, get out there and make us proud.