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TheIrishCanadian
#32 No.
Protoplastico
#23 The Harvard Lampoon went on to become National Lampoon, which in turn brought us such movie classics such as Animal House, the Vacation series featuring Chevy Chase, and of course, this famous cover photo:
jondru
Even better than "Bored of the Rings" is their later parody of "Dune": "Doon" It's an absolute masterpiece of parody that makes it nearly impossible to re-read the original with a straight face.
faaatBastard
#44 more like you flush the condom that an entire maga brotherhood shared last night and it gets into the septic tank
GrumpyOldMan55
#37 not with only 7 letters
trigonman3
Tell us you don't understand how to play Scrabble without saying so.
ialoneambest
Correction:
Stephen Miller is what happens when a cat buries a turd in The Pet Sematary.
(Dildo’s can be useful.)
L0rdinquisit0r
#26 medusa was no longer lonely after this revelation.
Teratoid
#37 tirades, astride, diaster (think it's the splitting of a chromosome?)
MarsIsAfire
tardies, staider, disrate
Protoplastico
#39 I went here once:
ACatNamedJonesy
#32 will Gary understand my thanks without his braincell?
0RocketCat0
Gary is orange. That was his only braincell. He now understands nothing.
ACatNamedJonesy
I’ll give it back when I’m done 🙃
MayMayz4DayzYo
#48 Someone who isn’t fed love on a silver spoon will learn to lick it off knives.
PM79
So hard to hear, but I lived this and can agree this occurs.
iamahorriblemonsterwhodeservesdeath
Delicious knives! No, wait, they all taste like blood and poor choices...
Wardonk3y
This is gold.
locksmith9
#24 Showed this to my friend and he said it was mean.
I said yes, they WERE added together and averaged out, he's correct...
theyallwenttoMexico
#1 What it really means:
CobainsSarcoma
#1 "hey guess who clogged the toilet! i think you're going to be pleasantly surprised."
ILoveThiPlatform
#48 did he crawl over a dead body?
meheezen
#25 Sonic the hedgehog and Tails the fox?
mondeca
#5 Never, EVER sell the merchandising rights
Cervidaesigns
#36 let's see... Raspberry, orange, lemon, mint, apple, bear... BEAR???
tiktokkat13922000
#38 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnBzODJmeXBwb2hlNTk1djlwa29xMDZvem1iZnlrNzB3bnlwbWV3NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/g5T61WtWeETXW/200w.webp
eathotdog
#5 that jarjar float cannot be real.
Aranon1183
That fuckin' Jar Jar floatie took me right the fuck out!
spiderjohn36
#23 Excellent reading.
kibbypie
I own physical copies of Bored of the Rings and Doon. The Harvard Lampoon really were tops.
Mechwarrior719
#13 Mostpheus there needs to lay off the weed and pizza, methinks.
KAPTKipper
I he puts two thoughts on top of each other, it's not thinking deeper.
Fanner50
I need this to be recited by Neil deGrasse Tyson
GandalfTheGhey
Who are these guys?
Mechwarrior719
Not a clue.
mothmam
I don’t know, but I thought they were playing D&D for the first couple seconds
peedrinkingcrapface
#13 ima tell my kids this was Neil Degrasse Tyson
mektel
#11 I used to do machine learning research (before LLMs). The team I joined had an AI that could get up to 96% of what a human could do on this particular task, then I introduced a new kind of object for the task and it dropped to 67%. AI doesn't actually think, not even when it says, "thinking". There are still a lot of dots to connect before it is human-like.
GentryFriedRichFillets
I dunno, dude. That sounds pretty damn human like to me.
We humans are dumb as bricks on average and put little to no thought into anything. Most of us would probably have similar problems.
I used to work in data science as well, nothing as fun as you, just finance and logistics with some one-off biology research. These jobs have us surrounded by relatively intelligent and rational people. Our perception is skewed unless we interact with "the public."
WhatTheFrench
I did actually train a guy that dumb at work once. I had to write an assessment of his training outcomes, and I noted that he only did well on tasks with complete written instructions, and also required written instructions to accommodate every possible variation or exception. He was completely incapable of extrapolating what to do when things didn’t go exactly according to plan.
theshinobi23
The question I have, however, is what did the other 3 marines do to trick it? Walk on all fours? Crawl on their bellies? Moonwalk? Do the worm?
themullusk
Didn't click the I'm a human box. Seriously though, most likely they just actually avoided the cameras. Not as interesting as you know, 'Walking' straight through
RecurringNightmare
the key aspects of this whole AI hype investment bubble really are calling the damn things AI instead of just "algorithms that take wild guesses based on statistics" and sugarcoating that shit with LLM chatbots so it appears like the goddamn enterprise computer to stupid people...the damn things are stupid enough already, but having both the data input and the output based on unrealiable text/speech generation/recognition produces two additional steps where everything can and will go wrong...
7qd26tttv7
Any time I've dealt with Bell Mobility customer service and interacted with a human the issue is resolved reasonably promptly and to my satisfaction.
The one time I dealt with AI it unilaterally decided to suspend service on my main phone number and log me out of the app/web portal.
Took me almost 12 hours to get everything restored and the original issue resolved.
Meanwhile Bell is STILL trying to sell me their AI subscription service. Morons.
themullusk
This! They're just a virtual intelligence. They're not an actual artificial one. I'm so fucking tired of people not knowing the goddamn difference between a VI and an AI
ArchaeoEejit
#16 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y213dmh0anFmdG1mcng0ZHVydm13N29keXZxd2J4MjlwcDR4bGQxbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4MVV0NgZGdTt6/200w.webp
anunexpectedgourney
Please explain for my stupid friend. He is just do dumb
ArchaeoEejit
anunexpectedgourney
Thx mate
AdOculos
I can legit to this day still hear this line in his voice when I see the gif lol. Must have watched that movie at least 20 times back in the day.
FeloniousMonk13
#10 this statistic is skewed due to the exclusion of Monkey Eating Carl who himself eats 3 monkeys every day
KAPTKipper
Skippy says "But you are all stinky monkeys"
jtwood
Fucking Carl
randomwalrus
This is exactly why we faked an apocalypse, and stuck him in The Dungeon.
jtwood
VosperOfAntarctica
Monkeys georg
Mechwarrior719
The “Spiders Georg” meme lives on
locksmith9
He only eats two days a year? How nutritionally dense are monkeys?!
Fuckimgurcunts
They're not small at least and he naps a lot. Digests like a Sarlacc, you know how it is, these crash diets.
camn333
#2 holy shit, that did happen lol
https://www.worldhistory.org/article/2171/siege-of-toulon/
Evenmoreuselessname
The phrase "be a man" has become a sort of trigger phrase for me. It's always been trotted out like people are playing some kind of... negative sum game, where the best possible outcome is "null" for you and every other outcome is a scale of negatives. When I hear that now, I say "you're right, this WOULD be stupid" to myself and nope out.
SpicyGoober
I came straight down to the comments to see if anyone looked that up. Thank you kind stranger. That's funny how it worked
CloudyTime
Men are so stupid, I love them
RecurringNightmare
notice the part after...napoleon was actually at that battery position himself...an evil megalomanial despot, but still a more inspiring leader than any of the maggots today...
redneckninjascout
Gotta respect when the boss actually steps in to finish the job when the coworker quits halfway through.
MadamPuddifoot
"quits"
PearjuiceATX
I mean… when you break something it stops working, so yeah.. The man quit working