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Ekaris9
Don't get my hopes up...
colderfish
I used to think getting rid of trump would fix most things, but now... He's just a superficial tumor. Once he's out of office, it wiill do nothing. The Republicans who worship him will continue to be horrible horrible people.
C141Clay
Wapusk
OriginalAndWitty
I don't care how it happens but it needs to be soon before his dementia pushes the big red button, please.
Bandlith
Occum's Razor - the simplest solution is often the best.
The National Razor - see "Occum's Razor" apply gravity and 80lbs of metal.
LeeeB
THE BRITISH ARE COMING
Wardonk3y
........................ Fuckn A.
Rabidwoodchuck1119
I wonder: if he doesn't make it to the end of his term, who, or what, fills the gap? What kind of person do the Republicans put up next?
InnerBushman
Oh hi Jack! https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amF0dW9pOXh6Y3Y1ZWh6N2U1MjVkempyYWVtdzQwdXhneGlnano1MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC/200w.webp
Flushythetoiletmonster
I prefer to flush problems Dow the toilet
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CaptainYesterday
I got 99 problems. And a bitch in government is every one.
Hortman68
I got 99 problems. And a bitch in A CORPORATION is every one.
QuartzPoker
Wait, you guys only have 99 problems?
Helrzr247
Guess inflation didn't hit them as hard....
TheRealArclight
peosratta
Lengths of rope, glass bottles, rags, sugar, and fuel are all readily available and useful tools that can find a home in any good toolbox.
I know gas is getting more expensive, but it goes further than you might think if you use it smartly.
stabbermcshooty
Had a solution
Ihug
https://youtu.be/53fSsfUjUeI
Ever wondered if the angled blades were actually best?
Leucienweaver
Every so often, I learn that one of my favorite comedians, celebrities, artists, what-have-you are vastly Right Wing.
Thank you, JollyJack, for proving that you won't ever betray us like that. Also, why is your Sadako so DAYUM caked up in Sequential Art? Not that I'm complaining, but she gotta limit what tvs she comes out of with hips that big.
jollyjack
I don't think I've drawn her in full, yet. When I do, though..... hips are guaranteed.... because it's me holding the pen XD
bourbonandbaddecisions
It’s a bit French but I like it.
Sechran
1stDrunkJoe
Soup for my family.
Sechran
(Sauce: @MoshingSnail - /gallery/this-is-comic-i-made-about-french-revolution-8LYTFNd )
JustAnotherCynicToo
I've come to a conclusion, and some folks may not agree with me, but I feel, in my bones, that guillotine is too good for these monsters...
I vote we bring back crucifixion.
Nic3Ntertainment
It would be fitting given the beliefs they claim to adhere to.
AreYouABadPerson
Gas-soaked ditch or bust.
JustAnotherCynicToo
Too quick.
CrimsonRhallic
...has a solution
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We wish, but he is just the horse and later the fall guy for a whole ideology.
LZorro
That just means the guillotine's going to get a lot of use!
Clockworkdancerobot
Conservatives have been on this path a long time. We got the same things brewing elsewhere in other countries.\
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Just history on repeat.
Sorrontis
I prefer the wood chippers, feet first. Let them think about their decisions a bit.
caerulakid
These people are this way because they don’t have remorse, the only thing they’ll reflect on is how they could’ve gotten away with it longer than they did. There’ll never be the pang of humanity we always are looking for in the guilty.
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
I think the supported walk to the stage is the traditional touch you're looking for
LeifHietala
...briefly.
a1b3117
See, I'd do the guillotine but I'd slice them like bread. Feet first
tachyx
Shaodyn
It may not be very long, but it's been established that a severed head stays alive for a brief period. I imagine the mind would be very concentrated on what led to that situation as long as life continued to last.
spangolio
piss on it, shove it in a pig's ass...oh shit did I say that out loud
BeaverOnFire
InnerBushman
Take a smoke break half way for a good measure.
meme2zombie
SocoFox
Only if the speed is set as slow as it can go. Otherwise, I'd prefer they experience the few moments of aware consciousness terror where they know their head is detached from their body.
DukePhelan
You send a message with crucifixion, and it takes a good few days to die. Plus, it would be ironic for most of them.
CaptainYesterday
Steam roller. Feet first. Though the steam roller may cause a high blood pressure blackout as the steam roller forces the blood to the head.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Err...story time?
CaptainYesterday
Nah. Just seems a painful way to die.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Boo!
rusaide
CaptainYesterday
Yeah pretty much. I should rewatch that.
vicvalour
When kids/family movies were for everyone, and terrifying
7hatsBollocks
Life is trauma kids! Get used to it!
CaptainYesterday
I was 7 when it was in theaters. It definitely kept me away from steam rollers