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iluvdis
I'd date the weird girl that feeds the pigeons. I'd date a tree if it made the first move.
torillatavataan
I do recognise almost all of the songs in #6. Ouch.
irrelevant18
Dumps for days
ChuckLeePriest
Someone just studied the roman history
Norrah
The “Santa Claus is sexy type of song missed a chance to state: Santa Claus is daddy.
Cakeportal
CrazyforRAMU
#23: I love it but I'd love it even more if the weightlifting granny was the B-52. The BUFF is legit gonna fly for 100+ years.
VendyMoviePrincess
<3 señor b
DoesThisMakeMeLookFat
Is there a subredit for every "say... Insted of..." like #1?
eigeress
"One day your femur will be mine" sounds like the best original Valentine. I willingly give you my patella as a token of my love.?
Ldkiki
#7 Anyone else just now realize North America looks like a bull if you rotate it?
SithElephant
#2 - the original comic:
And yes, this makes limited sense.
pinkhelga
#42
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MakingplansforNigel
#1 I usually say “I will now be retiring to my private quarters.”
DakianDelomast
You are my favorite dumper.
nojustsayitdont
saganworshipper
TIL what Matins are.
nojustsayitdont
Such a very specific meme.
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pilomotor
With a voice-to-text program. Same thing semi-responsible people do when they're driving so they don't take their eyes off the road.
Hutchy01
I'm pretty sure Daredevil shouldn't be driving.
pilomotor
What if he sticks his head out the window like a dog? Then he'd just need to be extra-careful at stoplights.
BenzoBubba
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
#6 Swedish xmas songs: The neighbors house is on fire, We're confused about how long this holiday lasts and Gnome lives are short and tough.
SatansSockPuppet
#6 Is... is Finland okay?
CantankerousCantaloupe
Drunk parents fight, kids sneak out, try to get to their grandma's by following christmas star, freeze to death https://youtu.be/10d3x3Xq_zk
totallycooldude
So that’s a no Finland is not okay.
CantankerousCantaloupe
Finland was just named happiest country on earth for third consecutive year. I think appreciating darker aspects of life can be good for you
incandenzaa
Brilliant. Thank you.
NHLawGuy
How is Daredevil reading Ghost Rider's texts?
JonathanHoag
Text-to-speech.
nebosuke
"attend to your evening affairs" sounds like you're going to jack off.
RainbowSevenCheese
I‘d date the girl who feeds pigeons. People who like animals are always high in my ranking.
BuryThemInCider
MaitreMechant
Burst out laughing :D :D Gonna be hard (!) to not think about that
FightingRevengeOfYourMom
But then it would be funny. And funny makes wife laugh. Wife laughing feels good to husband. Laughing sex = best sex.
PotatoForScale
Should I consult a doctor if it does sound like that?? Asking for a friend
southpawsforeffect
Someone needs to do a comp of this from real porn scenes, like squeaky Elvis
discorage
"Like a boot stuck in mud only wetter." - Dave Attell
FoxyEllie
Now imagine the logical extension of this, where in this universe, pushing a straw in and out of a fountain drinking cup sounds like sex.
analnipple666
.......hhhjhjhjhjkkk
kraazykid97
And another where a person makes a joke "imagine if sex sounded like the sound you make when you stir macaroni" "ew Jeff no"
Tlailax
Flip flops
LickingAssAndTakingNames
*spider wearing flip flops.
benjwolf04
Can a comic be written that follows the plot of that convo between daredevil and ghost rider?
PotatoForScale
“Devils advocate “ ?
benjwolf04
YES
benjwolf04
Or a movie/miniseries with gabriel Luna and charlie cox
DevonGronka
How about a broadway musical?
benjwolf04
With them or in general? Either way yes. Plus based on stardust I think Cox at least would do great at that
DevonGronka
No. With Meatloaf as Ghostrider. Or Daredevil.
benjwolf04
Then Tim curry has to play the devil