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Reality outdoing The Onion these days https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5776683-erika-kirk-air-force-academy-board/
Mar 10, 2026 2:43 PM
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Reality outdoing The Onion these days https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5776683-erika-kirk-air-force-academy-board/
merpay
To keep her away from JD Vance?
Ilikestyx
Man, she's really getting out there now that she doesn't have a husband to be subservient to
salanJokeBandit
To all of you that voted for this trump train wreck. Fuck You
OneMoreLime
Did Ms. Vance allow her non-white face into Trump line of sight again?
mycatsings
She`s probably been visiting Michael Jackson`s plastic surgeon for "skin bleaching" treatments.
Sebastopol140
*sigh*
malachilenomade
VelvetWarhol
RigidGristle
ToSisPoS
Her knees must be exhausted at this point. You know from all the praying.
Cat3508
No, she has a special pair of "Atta Girl Knee Pads", to make it more comfortable.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Kids, pay attention, staying in school is not how you get ahead in life. Kissing the ass of a racist lying cheating grifting zenophobic dementia-ridden rapist so-called president of the USA is how you get ahead in life.
iguanodont
He sure loves a good grifter
mycatsings
"Birds of a feather"................................
ButtscratchMcPherson
Only if he gets a cut.
foxpotate
Isn't she a Raytheon daughter?
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Mike Lindell be like https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N3Ryd28zYjR6eGl1Zmg1amxvamE1dnZpd3oybzlkb21xdXlweHE4YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oXB0K4oFw3fck/200w.webp
Morg729
Tell him to go cry into one of his lumpy and hot pillows
buttabuttabutt
A beautiful rags to rags story.
KansasCityG00fBall
Crying into his pillow.
ChazzK
He's not able to handle his drugs well enough to keep a straight face.
Which, looking at some of this admin, is saying something.
wpfp976
Trump is saving him for the president of Iran job.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Remember when people said "go woke, go broke"? How's that working out for Mike I wonder. I mean, it's not like Trump is well known for abandoning or outright betraying even his most loyal servants, nor does he think that people less rich than him are scum not worthy of his time.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
(Or is he something like the secretary of agriculture? Serves on the board overseeing NASA? I'm not keeping track.)
MisterBrahanovich
Nope. He’s running for Governor of Minnesota.
malicart
Hes got is own Jesus based television station now too, it is just as terrible as that sounds.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWE4MWc1MHNubW9semNpMXlsMTBvZm1oZnkzOXI4azRnYzc0OWhqdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Hm8qQxDIgbFsjL9msa/200w.webp
BenderRodriguz1010
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDl0bG0xMTIzc2xzd3NtcTR0dDRtZGM3M2ozN2xid2pxZWN5bzRrcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ohyNdetcfoJ9K/200w.webp
RetrogradeLlama
OMFG - that board could be used to calibrate the bottom side of the intelligence scale.
camn333
NChomsky
DukePhelan
This nation should cease to exist from sheer embarrassment at this point.
baldpope
Hey @OP - you cropped out The Onion, wtf?!? - Right, you cropped badly?!
Sensiblyinteresting
Sadly no.....
baldpope
for fucks sake
DaravinDK
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXlyMXppZTdpeXBqNm1xMmo5Z216ejhrY3RyOHZ2OHB3emt4dTFuMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NUZ5OqHdbknHa/200w.webp
jammer909
Zero qualifications? Perfectly On-Brand.
cowgoesmoo1
Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems she's out there partying and having the time of her life. I guess her ex-husband was just a big pain in the neck.
LostChats
If one thinks about it, a Christian doesn’t need to mourn much (if at all). They believe the dearly departed is already in heaven (many believe this) AND they are going to see them again someday.
cowgoesmoo1
There's a story about a 7th GGmother of mine who (according to my Grandma) was tried as a witch in Virginia and sentenced by dunking in water. If you were guilty, the water would reject you and you'd bob to the surface because you were impure. If you were innocent? The water would embrace you and you'd sink like a stone. I recall saying "That doesn't seem right. If you're innocent, you're dead." My Granny said "Yes! But look at the bright side! You get to be with Jesus!"
NChomsky
At least he leaned left toward the end...
johnblood616
Two things that will never get old:
Jokes about Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk
cowgoesmoo1
One of my favorite comments - it might have been here. Someone got butt hurt by a Charlie Kirk joke and said "That's cold." Within minutes, someone replied "So's Charlie!"
johnblood616
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZzB3ZXlycmJ3MnVmZDQwcTYyNjk5OXJiZms5ZG85NGMxM3QyMjQ4aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QEYYlJqOaEhXrjTrOH/200w.webp
TheVampireDante
As what, the moral support team bike?
taez555
Lara Loomer must be watching this shit go down right and choking on the aftertaste of Trump's bigmac flavored musty man juice.
whatsisname
4Astaroth
Well, of course. So the people accusing her of doing a shitty job will be met with "You hated Charlie?" which according to the administration is a crime.
jimhotep
JFC
vintagebroad
WTF
FTUG
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZGlpN2x0bWNxcDRrMGI5ZmFvMzN3YjVyYno3Mnp6azJocjM0azNjYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9uorwgUW3jFsY/200w.webp
L4dead2
She’s a jiant fucking cunt
ILikeFood2000
Junior Fucking Couches
moreSaucePlease
SacrificialClam
Please dont bring Jesus's fried chicken into this
ReallyOG
I went straight to Juvenile Fucking Cunt
yn7jy8s84v7
Ha!
yamsonyamsonyams
Jesus’ fake Christians
yamsonyamsonyams
Jesus’ fake Christians
petpet3d
Can she do any real damage there?
HEARTS0FSPACE
Nah, it's just the Chair Force.
MaterialisticWorm
Having known some really good Academy grads and some really shitty ones... not more than they're damaged already lol
DaftFrench
Watch Trump destroying everything every single day, and ask again if whoever is chosen by him can make things worse.
Covidien8768
Meritocracy my ass
Sticklebrickk
Only the worst people
Sensiblyinteresting
When your only Merit was being married to a murdered racist podcaster
ElroydIsGone
Mediocracy, with delusions of adequacy.
4etherling
Idiocrasy... Ass.
MerriMod
"President Trump has appointed Erika Kirk, the widow of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, to the Air Force Academy’s Board of Visitors, having her replace her husband.
Comprising 16 members, the Board of Visitors is responsible for making recommendations to the Defense secretary for changes at the Air Force Academy. The board provides an annual report on the military institute’s morale, financial state and academics."
WHY THE FUCK WAS CHARLIE KIRK ON THERE TO BEGIN WITH!?
Niagaran
The American "takes the position of their dead spouse" tradition is utter bullshit.
razorsharpdoubleedgedlegaldualmindblades
"the Board of Visitors is responsible for making recommendations to the Defense secretary" Oh. So, it doesn't matter.
Leaps
Bribes
bippityboppitybuttsex
She still pretending to be in mourning?
MyGreatestFearBoner
She seems to have landed on acceptance nicely. Out from his shadow and freed like Rita Rupulsa so spread pain and misery wherever she can.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDBjYXRscjNxZzlhYWVwenNieGZvYTVqaGIxMGJzd3NxNXVpYnhmMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/94EQmVHkveNck/200w.webp
Sticklebrickk
That reminds me, I wonder how much she paid him
discostewsm
Probably shifted to moaning to make a certain couch jealous.
FeedTheNachoMan
Bold of you to assume she wasn't cucking Kirk *before* he died.
OhIfIMust
Billis75
I needs pyrotechnics and It's ERIKA, FUCK YEAH! SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!
thinkybrainpains
The board is gonna award Charlie an honorary USAF academy degree and as an Air Force veteran, fuck them and him with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire
mikeatike
Doesn't seem to be wearing her sparkle mourning pants.
DimwitF
Heard someone say "I've had periods that lasted longer than her mourning period" and that seems to be pretty spot on.
Poppypoppoppop
With fireworks and all the shit bang that comes with it
SJBSavageInk
Black will hide the Vance baby bump
witheredspoon
you can tell she's mourning by her smile.
lovingspace
Totally. In the mourning she sells some merch and in the aftergloom she acts offended when people point out how quickly she moved on.
madflenser
This could be a Marx brothers joke. Bravo
WarlockSniper
AH yes, the merch at the concert memoriam. Available in the grift shop
SerialChickenLover
In the Grievening, she’s grateful that she finally got rid of that loser.
HEARTS0FSPACE
How about in the bereavening?
iamlegendinjapan
She's already in a new relationship
mycatsings
vicvalour
bippityboppitybuttsex
So, I don't think she is attractive (at all), but I think any woman can do better than JD Vance... that shit is fucking disgusting.
HEARTS0FSPACE
That's not attractive to you?!?
bippityboppitybuttsex
That monstrosity is less ugly than Erica Kirk... mostly cuz it doesn't have Erica Kirk's empty soul
HEARTS0FSPACE
Haha, very true!
duktayp
So, her "mourning period" is over https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOGVoeG0yamFsOHFmbjBxcHI5bzNwbGJmYmNnY2JuMWI4MnlmMThhdSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VIt0DX9mrsaARz0yWw/giphy.gif
mycatsings
mycatsings
MattLefferts
I'm still not clear if this is a real clip of something that happened or AI or a parody. Is that really her? Did she really do a sparkler dance at that thing?
OhIfIMust
cjandstuff
That can't be real. *sigh*
abidikgubidik
Yeah, wtf is she doing?
YeahIdHitThat
Mourning, duh!