Hnnnnnnnmggghggggggg!!!

Sep 6, 2024 5:42 PM

Found this very satisfying.

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I don't have the tolerance for this

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In a world, where friction doesn't exist ...

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Build them and come back. Lots of stuff works really well when you don't have friction, malleable and crushable materials like wood, etc.

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And environmental deterioration and grit.

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Got my ‘tism going

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"Can we open it? No its Fkt".

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Credits to Sirwrender for this classic (with sound)

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Must be nice to live in a place where the annual differences in temperature and humidity don't drastically alter the size and shape of every item in the house or building. In the summer, I have to physically adjust the hinges on most of my doors so they work again, and then back again in the winter. It's like the worst kind of daylight savings ever. I live in the St. Louis area, near three major rivers. The air here can often put a candy shell coating on most cotton candy.

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i do like how some of these can be built with plain wood working skills. no metal craft needed.

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I am wet!

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Hinnnnggggge

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FKT!

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FKT

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It doesn't count when they're not real.

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So much hard wood, not the post though...

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Sexy.

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THERE'S A SWITCH?!

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hehe cock

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These are digital right?

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Yup

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Saved the best till last

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On that last one, I feel like it would be so much more satisfying if the five bars latched in sequentially, not simultaneously

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In order to do that it would requires some play though which wouldn't be ideal

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That little waggle of the handle... oh man that's good

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These are some nice renders, but they'd be useless after a very short time if they were used outside as shown

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Well, to be fair, the logo does suggest that.

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Unless they were built with tolerances from the 16th century they would all last <1 week

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some of the hooking ones are pretty common actually, but yeah a lot are wack.

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I was thinking the same thing, I just had to adjust my gate latch (again), because one of the posts keeps settling. At some point I'll just have to get the post re-set.

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So many neat ways to smash my fingers!

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Right. There's a reason you don't see these in real life.

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I mean that one where you push the knob in to move the latch to open the pull door is fuckin useless from the start

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Only if your device has a decent IP rating.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My device is rated IPv6.

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Did you install the latest patch for that, because there's a vulnerability in the IPv6 stack in Windows.

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Dunno, I just watched it three times in a row, and that last time, the lock almost didn’t engage

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Even the wooden latch on a metal door?

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I've learned the hard way that harsher climates usually necessitate simple mechanisms for outdoor use through different seasons. More small moving parts means more chances for breaking, jamming, expansion/contraction, and ice buildup.

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I believe we agree.
I asked a silly question to point out that in this situation using a less durable material for the one part that is most prone to wear and tear is pretty funny.

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that bolt drop, especially. That's going to remain lined up until the first time someone sneezes.

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It can have wiggle room laterally, even if it's snug linearly. If you really really want it to be snug.

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Just jiggle it!

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oh I would, but then I'd get one of these:

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How are we supposed to learn our lesson when it always starts out so friendly!

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Hey a little love for the top of the gate latches that can be accessed from either side and have no place to lock.

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Something that stops it banging in the wind is all I really need for a gate I can jump over anyway

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I love those cuz if you're installing them in the summer they will be gapped to hell in the winter. Install in the winter and they will fuze into a brand new single piece of wood in the summer.

I know it's a render but the tolerances in these pictures are insane.

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I mean, if you need a lock on a fence, it's usually to stop vehicles. You don't put a lock on a yard gate.

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I mean, great for a pet gate that I don't actually need a way to lock as long as it latches securely, and I probably want it to be easy to get to from both sides.

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And you don't mind having a gate that is impossible to open in anything above a slightly damp environment.

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Eh, it probably won't just slide smoothly in like in the render, but the top latch designs here are probably among the best of all these for withstanding changes to temp and humidity since they're some of the simplest designs.

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