Hitman monkey, Continues to lead a joyless existence

Jan 23, 2014 1:06 PM

Elkku

Views

2167

Likes

86

Dislikes

7

Hitman monkey's son's wife leaves him because she prefers tough guys.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cycle ends with him.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hitman Monkey is the reason i joined Imgur

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as the photos prove, the second time is always easier.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What you cant see in that last shot, is the knife buried in the Pigeons torso.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Being drowned by a Monkey is the most adorable way to die.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think being trampled by puppies is just a bit cuter

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need to get a hitman monkey.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you learned nothing from the fat guy in Malcolm in the Middle? Those little fuckers will put drano in your smoothies

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0