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May 31, 2016 1:20 PM
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friendlysub1
This makes me want to play it again
oxymoronia
I would say to my friend "A pedophile is on way to you" when I sent a priest to convert their troops
JBSmoove
I am loving all of these AoE posts lately
festivalday7portapottydiarrheablumpkin
Walls cannot be made Christian
ThompsonwithaP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-G__ou3AaY
atrayyou
If you put food into a town centre a person will come out.
Hybris51129
#1 Is the reason why Murder Holes are a priority upgrade unless you plan to build palisades around your castles to keep units in range.
RyanMcFlyin
Rings town bell: *ding ding
TheOutsideGarage
You can decimate any elephant or village with the batmobile cheat.
Chadss
To be fair Suleiman the Great had the Hagia Sophia transformed from a church to a mosque
thegelatoking
Beefsteak jimmys
Grimrir
*cheese steak jimmy
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
Building on fire? Hit it with a hammer until the fire is extinguished!
Dipstick58
Battlefield has you take a torch to vehicles to fix them.
FieryFarts
Fire fire fire fire! Rock rock rock rock rock!
DougDeNasty
God, I miss played Asian Vampires.
Derilect
No, you hit the ground near the building to extinguish the fire
Cassiopeia93
Everyone knows that this shakes up the dust which in turn suffocates all the flames around the gigantic castle, don't ridicule it!
DrMungf
This was my childhood
happytreeleaf
This was my young adulthood. I was badass. Even got to get a game in with some of the developers.
SirZac26
Oh man I should have read this on 9gag so I can avoid that awful watermark
blindlynx
maybe i should stay on imgur and avoid that awful website instead ...
SirZac26
It was just a joke friend.
jackbos
Well, I guess if you rent a building and set up a Christian church in it, that's kind of like converting a structure to Christianity, right?
saerth1
Speaking as an architect, I can confirm that 30% of US buildings are Christian, 17% Jewish, 20% Muslim, 10% Atheist, and 33% 'Other'.
thorkild91
.... There is a higher percent of building that are Muslim than identify as Muslim... Explains all of the random gas explosions
AspireInspireExpire
TUCK TUCK TUCK
InnovativeDuck
ALL HAIL, KING OF THE LOSERS!!
bigashell
MARCO POLO
LeonidBrezhnev
Dadgum
Mercalus
*monk conversion noises* WHERE ARE YOU MONK!?!? (unit converts)
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON
Kabe59
Damn sure. Best anti stress game ever.
PlattyThePlatypus
Cars. Cars everywhere.
3dartwork
CHEESE STEAK JIMMY!
AfRoSaUcE
e=mc2 PepperoniPizza Quarry Nofog Convert This! (I think these are age of empires 1 cheats...)
mrguymiah
They are.
PewterHailStorm
Your mEmory seRves yoU welL
superbest
Ctrl+C , ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v
rf314
Oh man! if only I had known this as a kid... =(
arealcheesecake
I was lucky enough to k ow it :) also robin hood and lumberjack and cheesejimmysticks
JustSomeComments
I knew all of these, but the game is infinitely more fun without cheats :D
rf314
Oh I knew the cheat codes, but I had no idea about ctrl-c/ctrl-v... And I DID enjoy spawning 50 cars!
1oftheoutsiderz
Cheesejimmysticks? Never heard that cheat I use cheese steak Jimmy's lol
arealcheesecake
Yeah youre right its been a long tume since i played and i dont really remember it
elisegallow
#2 sounds like a Chinese proverb
imthemason
Downvote for 9gag
pmathew
Wow, usually it's the ones on the side. Thanks, eagle eye!
a10a10a10
Wololo
blindlynx
BitchButcher
A war galley is about 3 elephants long and 1 elephant wide.
ZaeMillion
But not five archers wide.
FallWind
https://gfycat.com/AfraidBriefGibbon
FallWind
Source: Simulation that a guy on reddit made. Obviously not in the AoE engine. https://www.reddit.com/r/Simulated/comments/4lfjqb/
gorgosaurusrex
That is so cool.
happytreeleaf
Anyone select 100 villages and press delete? The collection sound of agony was so pleasing.
Feanor19
Hahaha yes! Sometimes I would mine every resource on the map and build a godly amount of wonders on AoE 1. With a buddy playing on LAN
happytreeleaf
oops.. villagers
Nightsebas
Hah. I used to sneak up behind my brother and quickly press "H + delete" which blew up is headquarter.
happytreeleaf
lol awesome
hillbillygold
Now I need to waste a few days playing this ahain
prettypimpin
ha yeah it's such a good game. I can't remember how many there are, which one would you recommend I get?
balmut
Naked men can build farms but not work them.
nick224
What?
balmut
One of the cheats for the second one gave you a super fast naked villager who could build farms but little else.https://youtu.be/rENdCgeGwfI
BarbedWireCatheter
The vdml! Now that’s a good idea