if ninja turtles taught me anything, its this:

Sep 23, 2023 2:12 AM

CobaltAzurean

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that's not a knife THIS is a katanife

and makes french fries in three diffWHOOPS

literally one of my favorites scenes in the movie

tmnt

casey_jones

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leonardo

#1 Upper left looks very similar to poop.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It dices, it slices, doubles as a dildo, and makes great Julienne fries.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 that last one is used on people who are unfamiliar with the Dewey decimal system

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

reminds me of lyrics from a bloodhound gang song

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, I'm to drunk up remember. Title please?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three Point One Four: Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo,
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know,
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0