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ICYMI: Surveillance footage of Joshy-poo running away like a scared lil bitch, was shown during the January 6th hearing last night, eliciting audible snickers from people in the Chamber.
Bonus link: A compilation of Hawley running videos, set to different soundtracks:
https://twitter.com/The_Mal_Gallery/status/1550289866411634689?s=20&t=B57RrtV46CnykSGxKBa89w
saltysanford
As soon as you add hot liquid a yellow streek appears.
sdpedaddy
Now if only he knew he was such a joke. Keep this trending.
rabbitron
zoltarpanaflex
snickers - that was open laughing ---
lrateyourrig
"Hawling Ass" yes yes very good that's clever I like it keep it up interwebs
Imadethisaccounttopost
Wait, is the picture on the mug the picture of him leading people into the capital?
ButtersTheCat
Yup.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Fuck man...
Blakeadelic
Hahahaha Aaron Rupar got more likes than Josh Hawl-ass
SpaceTaco22
Speaking of bitches… https://twitter.com/s_webber/status/1550355020452958209?s=10&t=nFdAfkZeSyc_G9VpUzDVkw
HumbabaEpic2
*little bitches
DownUnderDanny
danGameBandit
Sulla20118625
The mug should change from white to yellow
Daevram1123
iggylights
Don't count on it. I was always taught that Missouri loves company
FlyingTigerRose
Well of course it's a white mug! (rolls eyes)
FukcTedCruz
He was running late for an interview at the Uvalde police department.
woozle
ralph2sam
+1 for that link
fivefrozenfishfingers
ajxlucky13x
My friend is very uninformed. Can someone explain this to them?
duoplicity
Flash Hawley ran! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/21/josh-hawley-running-away-rioters-january-6
ajxlucky13x
Lmfao. Why. These people make me cringe so hard, because I'm an American. I unwillingly play these idiots to represent me. Ugh. TY!
RadicalRecluse
man that swastika meme phew
OozyRatInASanitaryZoo
Wonkette had me cracking up this morning: https://www.wonkette.com/-2657713234
WinstonSmith101
Made a mug of himself…
ComradQuestion
There is one to Britney Spears and it is GOLD
ComradQuestion
https://twitter.com/LexxLuther804/status/1550295572543930368
Fauxcused
I'm guessing that mug only comes in white
EGifWrecker
I still don't see his mug shot..
BreakablePotato
Why did I read it as "Show Me Strong White" mug?
ButtersTheCat
Because that's how you're intended to read it.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
The color changing mug comment actually made me chuckle a little bit. That was funny. Good one Brandi T.
Chibidragon
Only problem is that for Josh Hawley anything over lukewarm is "too hot to handle"
ButtersTheCat
ILovedUnicornsFirst
You’re actually Brandi T? Neato! I figured it was just a screenshot of someone else’s tweet. That was a witty burn. Lol
ButtersTheCat
LOL, thanks! Yes, that's me.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
No, thank you! Lol Keep up the good work!
BootsDusty
Datsinginguy
Fucking delicious!
SmokyDoggg
Corbenic
I'd call him a pussy, but then I feel like I'd be insulting all the women here
thewiggins
he lacks both the depth and warmth
richiezilla5350
I think pussy is supposed to be short for the word "pusillanimous." Google that homie!!
Chickenbuttholeremover
Came here to say this
nat300Lord
Yeah, pussies are tough. They take poundings and stretch to shove a watermelon-sized head out. He is a pair of testicles.
Corbenic
I'd say don't compare him to anything genital related, because those bring pleasure to people. At best he's slimy fecal wastage.
nat300Lord
True, true.
WhyMustIBeLikeThis
I mean, that still brings pleasure to a few people.
ShadowZX
Soft, frail and cannot take even a tiny hit?
PrinceOfWhales
Don't forget his preferred pronoun is "Traitor".
MyRespectableAlterEgo
I know I should hate the trend of conservatives saying their “PrONoUn Is PaTrIOt hurr durr” cuz it’s bigoted - but mostly I hate it cuz (1)
MyRespectableAlterEgo
They… don’t know what pronouns are. They always use adjectives or nouns, and can you imagine what a mess that would make sentences?
CornCobMcGee
Elmo doesn't understand why Elmo should be disparaged for using Elmo's name when talking in the first person.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
“Traitor ran shitting traitorself from the crowd that traitor riled up cuz traitor didn’t know traitor was disposable” actually that works.
AnythingMuchShorter
Yeah it's abundantly clear when they say "everyone has pronouns now" or that they're against pronouns. Do they want to call everyone by/
AnythingMuchShorter
their name, title, or description every single time they refer to them or something of theirs?
JustFeedMePieDammit
They also struggle with verbs :)
DuxNautarum
Anything standing in place of a noun could technically be a pronoun, although they'd normally be appositives.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Check out the big brain on Brad!
DuxNautarum
kingminglingling
“Show Me Strong WHITE Coffee Mug” Doesn’t even try to hide his white supremacy agenda. Think about a person who’s been to Yale law school
elvianempire
it's a plausible deniability use of the website title, the white belongs to "white coffee mug", but can be read as "show me strong white"
elvianempire
they certainly know their audience.
kingminglingling
and been a constitutional law professor who surely met and was surrounded by people of color yet still holds these beliefs. How horribly
kingminglingling
segregated must Ivy League schools be to have graduates who leave being able to have such beliefs. The old boys club is alive and well.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
The professorship at Ivy League schools overwhelmingly skews left, which to me suggests these people were committed fascists when they (1)
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Arrived and just didn’t change, which in turn infers a generational trend over an educational one - but that’s just how it reads to me
SnaccAttacc
My dude it's because the mug is white
AgainstMethod
A convenient excuse...
kingminglingling
Sure, my bad. So where’s the strong mauve mug?
sylkysmooth
No, really. You check the 'winred' site and you'll find a good few instances like "[slogan] black mug" or "[slogan] white t-shirt"
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
So when's he going to prison?
itsthevoiceman
Toffeeaccident
At this rate you're gonna have to just put him in jail your damn self.
TapiocaMartini
Oh... you didn't hear? Apparently he got a stern talking to so... I guess thats about it. Case closed.
LobotomyJones
He's not. He'll be re-elected.
TongueWagger
Missouri was a purple state once. Now as red and fascist as they get.
Grumpyfrumpy
When are ANY OF THEM going to prison, please for fuck sake start making examples of these traitors...
spinbutton3
I am eager to see the responsible parties pay, but the cases against them have to be air tight.
alrightalrightalrightpartyatthemoontower
Ok fair. But air tight against anyone every time then. Not just wealthy people.
spinbutton3
I agree
Brodor
Who is he and what did he do? (I'm not American)
klomb8888
He's a senator from Missouri who's so far up trump's ass he'll never see daylight again
Thereoncewas
Racist dude who helped incite the Jan. 6 shit, tried to portray strength but then caught on cam. Running from insurrection, he helped start
Tyanet
Prison? You mean that place they send poor people to?
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Bannon is getting sentenced soon. He was found guilty today.
Tyanet
He’ll be sentenced to a firm smack on the tuchus.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Min is 30 days. May not sound like much, but its a start.
ButtersTheCat
I laughed, then got sad.
MicroverseBatteryReality
Cause it's so disgustingly true.
UniversalTruth2020
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Don't forget the less pale of complexion
ButtersTheCat
At this point, I'd settle for him losing his seat. I'd giggle if he lost his primary.
jiynxed
Don't hold your breath
LaffertyDanie1
He's not up in the midterms, it's a vulnerable seat though previously held by a Democrat albeit a moderate one.
Tumescentpie
The best bet is to get his voters to see him as a "pussy". It is how fascists lose elections. They run on being strong men.
Buffoonery
I've also heard that he had to throw his underwear into the chamber's restroom trashcan, after he shit himself.
Tumescentpie
If I were more motivated I'd make a gttr or truth or parlor or whatever account and try to target the worst of these people.
ButtersTheCat
Or, if a whole bunch of Democrats vote in the GOP primary to sabotage it. Just sayin'.
Raeilgunne
There was a tweet saying voter registration shoot up aster the roe debacle. I'm hoping.
Raeilgunne
after*
FellaWithUmbrella
Just believing that someone is a strong man is enough for them. Trump is not a strong man, but whiny man-child still seeking daddys approval
FellaWithUmbrella
And because he can’t have it, he boast to comfort himself