ARussianAndHisBike
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Jan 31, 2020 2:15 AM
ARussianAndHisBike
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tornadosandwich
Anything I order from China usually takes 4-6 weeks to arrive so I’m not too worried
1strangepapi365
Or wish
theincrediblenick
You don't have any filters on those respirators, so good luck with that
DrMephistopheles
“It’s your fault not mine, I wasn’t educated! ”
PotatoGladiator
Virus doesn't like alcohol, so all you need to do is start pouring alcohol in your mouth until you don't care. Enjoy
Zaruzen
Do people order from that site still? I tried it once, paid everything. Never saw anything else of either the payment or the product.
tablecat
I've ordered well over 100 packages. There have been very few issues, and I got those issues fixed.
anonanonsnake
I’m way too paranoid about cadmium and lead to order from these sites now. Some of the Chinese makers put cadmium and lead in their eyewear
Targe0
Just bake it at 60C for 10 minutes, should kill off a lot of bugs.
MrBodacious
All these lovely disinfection ideas. But don't forget the contents also!
MrBodacious
Dang just reminded me I ordered from Fasttech
Oriandthemildlyinterestingname
I work in events. They cancelled all their events because of the Corona Virus ?
MyleKeville
Why bother? Just throw it in the trash as it is most definitely not what you ordered.
habisteez
SendMeDogsOrTits
So far everything I've ordered is what I received. Just read the description and don't be stupid by falling for an "incredible" deal.
LukeW0rm
I’ve ordered things for $1 just to see if they’d show up. They did!
MollyNapQueen
Also, read user reviews. I've never been unhappy with anything I bought there
Faradesti
Or just stop ordering things from a place that abuses their workers and makes items in filthy conditions. Plus, shipping something so cheap
Faradesti
from so far away, that is packed in a bunch of plastic is terrible foe the environment. You're more likely to get a better deal buying
Faradesti
something that costs a little more but is made in better conditions. Better quality products last longer.
Hereiamatcampgranada
Amazon too. I once ordered 3 sleeping head wraps and instead received 3 boxes of mechanical pencils.
Hereiamatcampgranada
They let me keep them after refunding me. Gave them to my carpenter brother in law.
DrMephistopheles
Once you get it, put it in the microwave for a minute or so. That kills every living shit. Use it for facemask sterilization as well.
SeRaQt
Just to be safe....
cshwk
What is this from?
SeRaQt
Just got it off this old 50s short I found in YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZniP9fkHC2o
Treblaine
I thought the robot arm was going to pull out an upvote.
SeRaQt
Alas, that's beyond my ability and,software.
TheCrispiestNoodles
I didn't know AliExpress existed until some douchenozzle used my credit card to buy shit from there.
AtsaMattaForMe
imgurschmimgur
This isnt loading for me but i know its the simpsons
FunkyMonk8675309
Simpsons calling the end of the world now?
DrMephistopheles
I’ve been suspecting for a long time that TV can create reality.
ImAD0g
The dreaded Osaka flu
Valkyr1987
Fake, he didn't use 3 rolls of crappy packing tape to completely cover the box
jesusisherelookbusy
AtsaMattaForMe
SkyrimForTheDragons
The Simpsons did it!
StrangerNum1
But we would never show up to work sick right.....?..........? Guys? We don't do that our bosses understand our bodies are important to u
DrMephistopheles
It seems like the host can infect others before simptoms show
StrangerNum1
10 days of incubation period and during this is the most contagious and no synthoms can be persive
DarkHorse2728
Again!!! Amazing. Definitely time travelers :P
stonerhino
LOL!!! The amount of time they spend in transit, the virus is likely to die. But cant be too careful!
RideTheStimutacs
Estimated arrival date: Anywhere between March 2020 and the heat death of the universe.
weedomi37
Oh just buy it from made in America. ?
machine9
But the only things you make are guns and highly inefficient automobiles :(
feeltheice
*glances around at the modern world* yeah just guns and cars
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feeltheice
That’s just ignorant
zimirken
America makes alot of industrial shit. As a factory engineer, most of my equipment is made in the same state.
majortool
Apparently it's not a "hearty" virus and will die in seconds after leaving a host.
cshwk
Hardy. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/hardy
majortool
Thank you, kind sir!
DrMephistopheles
Likely..... But the only way to be sure is that we nuke it from orbit.
Project128
Nuke China?
biblioteker
It's the only way to be sure.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Nah the whole world, silly. It is the will of Cthulu!
DrMephistopheles
Just the virus
DoktorLich
Nano nukes or Tsar Bombs?
CompletelyOrginal
Yes