Don't be scared. Those are just hammerhead sharks. (The most vicious of the them all! They kill quickly. Painlessly.) They can be a little unpredictable, but there are almost no reports of attacks. ...almost. As long as you don't startle them, you should have nothing to WORRY ABOUT!!!
To be fair… Can’t be any reports if people dont come back to tell the tale. The animals with the lowest / non existent fatalities are what you should be afraid of.
They're really chill, for sharks. There are very few recorded hammerhead attacks on humans, and no deaths. What this person is doing is still dumb af tho.
I greatly appreciate it friend! I was able to narrow it down to: "M83 - Solitude {slowed + reverb}" with this particular segment coming in at 2:35. If you'd prefer a direct link then here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWELxF_N8&t=155s
You're more likely to have a different kind of shark smell the fish from a mile away and swim the distance while you're distracted than get attacked by a hammerhead. There's something like 17 recorded 'attacks' by hammerheads on humans EVER, and none were fatal. And I'd bet that the attacks were extremely provoked.
Fear of sharks is even more stupid than no-fear of bisons. People need to learn to follow science instead of instincts, because instincts really suck at just about every decision.
That's just wrong. Human instinct is finely tuned and going against it causes a lot more problems than the opposite. I recommend reading "The Gift of Fear" by Gavin de Becker
Guy who tiled our bathroom at our beach house had a 172 stitch "sash" from the time he had his head and arm inside a great white. Sure, it didn't eat him, but their curiosity nibbles can still fuck you up. You dint necessarily have to fear them, but you gotta respect them, especially when you're playing in their house
I mean depends what you mean by 'fear'. Ain't no way I'm going swimming with them without an expert and protection because I don't know what I'm doing and they are wild animals with razor teeth. But I'm not gonna avoid the ocean altogether just cause they exist.
Knowing what you don't know and valuing an expert's opinion above yours already places you firmly in the top small percent of the population, safetywise.
I mean I’m not complaining to be a marine expert but at least 5 websites rank it top 10 with varying accounts of fatalities. The great ones are also apparently much more aggressive than normal hammer heads
According to Google, there have been 38 attacks on humans since 1580, of which only 16 were unprovoked, and it's believed no one has ever been killed by one.
RAChiraneau
the music reminds me of mdma
Grimmrog
We geemans would say "Sie is der Hammer"
twsx
Clockworkdancerobot
"Hey Lou, what did you do this weekend?" "Got hammered."
TexMexHex
Awesome.
DeathLemons
Haha get rotated
SocoFox
Water puppy!
ROGUEdenied
like octopuppies!
FlightyZoosh
WillemHellfire
From what I think I know, that's a great hammerhead and they're not aggressive towards humans. At least not intentionally.
nemet
Absolutely gorgeous!
TeamRobot
Great, she has learned that a human hand means food.
iBoulderDash
Don't be scared. Those are just hammerhead sharks. (The most vicious of the them all! They kill quickly. Painlessly.) They can be a little unpredictable, but there are almost no reports of attacks. ...almost. As long as you don't startle them, you should have nothing to WORRY ABOUT!!!
BladeTurMoiL
To be fair… Can’t be any reports if people dont come back to tell the tale. The animals with the lowest / non existent fatalities are what you should be afraid of.
ThyOldKnight
Feels like I'm going crazy, Startling sharks and seeing a GG reference at the same time!
PipWhipple
What is a hammerhead's vision like?
Nim449
Majestic AF
ArtSparkle
Nope
RocMage
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
They're really chill, for sharks. There are very few recorded hammerhead attacks on humans, and no deaths. What this person is doing is still dumb af tho.
RocMage
I agree with every point :)
keepyourkeeperImfine
hammerheadesse
Kevinbfree
This is a goal I've been chasing for some years now.
ScottishSelkie
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eThqbGEzNHp2cnV6NXRubWJpcHJlY3ZoM3ZqMDN6b3hhdHRyeWNiMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8A7uIGtdEEPf3QvVuV/200w.webp
HankScorpioAndHisAllGirlBand
Dave the Diver is a cool game.
Cincinasty
Ok what is this music?
aoshistark
dat's a HUGE BITCH! (in a good way)
thisiscatman
This is why we need to nuke the ocean.
Jhazkrit
Anyone know the song for this one?
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Well it's not Baby Shark, I can tell you that much.
DrVoo
Seems to be some version of M83 - Solitude
Jhazkrit
I greatly appreciate it friend! I was able to narrow it down to: "M83 - Solitude {slowed + reverb}" with this particular segment coming in at 2:35. If you'd prefer a direct link then here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWELxF_N8&t=155s
DrVoo
No problemo! Glad my hint sent you down the right track. Pun totally intended 🙂 Good find and thanks a bunch for the link!
CrisprCAS
The risk of death from a hammerhead is very nearly zero.
possiblyafakeaccount
How high’s the risk of serious injury?
FancyAmsterdammerrrr
But it's never zero
DiogenesOfSin
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
More people are killed by cows than by sharks
wodensday
More cows are farmed by people than sharks
DarthGoodguy
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlazg4ZDhxaXZ1NjVhbm83N2oxNGp1N2IxOWRiaXR2Z2NuZnh6bWR4NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ToMjGpKniGqRNLGBrhu/giphy.mp4
KAPTKipper
Unless you're a Albatross
CyberHexx
The handlebars make it pretty easy to stay away from the chompy bits, especially since the chompy bits really aren't that into you...
Eridianne
pandacervantes
Street Sharks!
BeardedWonder82
I snorted
heptadecagram
Jawesome.
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
What’s the risk of coming back with one less limb
hannahbutnotreally
Sounds like something a hammerhead would say.
jammer909
Yeah, as I understand it, hammerheads are pretty aggressive and will attack if given the opportunity. About as bad as Tiger or Bull.
TrueNorthernLights
This. I never thought they were dangerous, until I saw a documentary that listed shark attacks, and hammerheads were shockingly list high.
nicelyvillainous
Yeah, but the list is also shockingly short. Since 1580 there have been 17 unprovoked attacks from hammerheads, none fatal.
Pelican3
Yeah but how many people were in the water in close proximity ?
suspectbucket
Their teeth and on the bottom of their giant snowplow face, if you get bit by those it's your own fault
NotSomoneElse68
Is this when you're in the water with them playing with cut fish - or in a general average sense?
CrisprCAS
You're more likely to have a different kind of shark smell the fish from a mile away and swim the distance while you're distracted than get attacked by a hammerhead. There's something like 17 recorded 'attacks' by hammerheads on humans EVER, and none were fatal. And I'd bet that the attacks were extremely provoked.
pixelsnader
On land.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
All you have to do is be in front of them, they’ll never see you
IakobZ
q2grapple
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldDdldHF5amR5OWE3eTdkbm1rb243cmYyZmlndTJybjJhaG9jbHdldCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oKIPjPCzO0CRVM6B2/giphy.mp4 good plan
Hashbrown123
MaximusUltima
But they will smell your thoughts!
TrapperQ
If one of those swam up, they would absolutely, 100% smell me, even through my wet suit.
Kbantar
They will sense the electric field your muscle contractions emit.
Thanshin
Fear of sharks is even more stupid than no-fear of bisons. People need to learn to follow science instead of instincts, because instincts really suck at just about every decision.
pritolus
That's just wrong. Human instinct is finely tuned and going against it causes a lot more problems than the opposite. I recommend reading "The Gift of Fear" by Gavin de Becker
Anfalicious
Guy who tiled our bathroom at our beach house had a 172 stitch "sash" from the time he had his head and arm inside a great white. Sure, it didn't eat him, but their curiosity nibbles can still fuck you up. You dint necessarily have to fear them, but you gotta respect them, especially when you're playing in their house
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Don't see a lot of bison while I'm swimming in the ocean, but if I did see one I would certainly be paying close attention to it.
michaeloberg
Well, our senses are finely tuned to spot & fear predators, and sharks are like the epitome of a thoughtless, perfect killing machine
Buffalo are just big dumb grass eating prey that will completely fuck you up just due to their immense size
Buffalo meet the "if not friend, why friend shape"?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Bison aren’t friend shaped, they’re battering-ram shaped, they’re vengeful-freight-train shaped.
hashbaz
I mean depends what you mean by 'fear'. Ain't no way I'm going swimming with them without an expert and protection because I don't know what I'm doing and they are wild animals with razor teeth. But I'm not gonna avoid the ocean altogether just cause they exist.
Thanshin
Knowing what you don't know and valuing an expert's opinion above yours already places you firmly in the top small percent of the population, safetywise.
Tractorfist
One of my eighth grade teachers told us about a massive man eating hammerhead when he was stationed at Guantanamo.
Kbantar
There has never been a single death from hammerhead shark in the records.
FortifiedWhine
Yeah, that's not right.
Kbantar
Could you give a reliable citation?
dextarrogue
https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/shark-attacks/factors/species-implicated/ it actually is
YATZl
Pretty sure great hammerheads often make top 10 most dangerous/deadly shark species
CrisprCAS
Pretty sure you're wrong
YATZl
I mean I’m not complaining to be a marine expert but at least 5 websites rank it top 10 with varying accounts of fatalities. The great ones are also apparently much more aggressive than normal hammer heads
CrisprCAS
The number of fatalities is zero.
YATZl
7 different sites including 2 seperate government ones vary between 3 and 16 fatalities 🫠 all confirmed not suspected
TrueNorthernLights
According to Google, there have been 38 attacks on humans since 1580, of which only 16 were unprovoked, and it's believed no one has ever been killed by one.
CrisprCAS
I think possibly you wanted to send that reply to the guy saying they were dangerous, not me. Might be wrong.