WhatThatDogDoin
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Apr 9, 2024 10:31 PM
WhatThatDogDoin
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oldmarley
Heh. The downside of tiny LED flashlights...The old school 4 D-cell maglites would put anyone down in a hurry!
conklin5
So, carry a chunk of metal in case you get into a fight. Or fall down a well.
backrideup9
Exdeath5000
Everybody was flash light fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning
artistandascholar2000
Lighting*
CyanideBreathMint
I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or legit.
PuckerScream
At most, this could be a pamphlet. There can't be enough "content" for a book. Shine it in their eyes, wrap it in your hand for mass, poke with the butt end, strike/scrape with the lens end. Where's my $20?
yourbassist
Just don't look up nicknames for the 3 cell Maglites.
MostlyDinosaurs
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Not only was the opponent blinded by the light, they were also wrapped up ”like a deuce” in the middle of the night.
DarkSock
🎶🎵Blinded by the light; dressed up like a douche, and now I'm runnin' with a knife...🎶🎵
WhatThatDogDoin
*douche
Vanamonde
I'm guessing you hit people with it?
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
You shine it in their eyes before attacking the groin.
j0lt78
Ahh yes, self defense books written by tubby guys who clearly don't actually train or fight...
crapybarra
I mean im not speaking to anything known about his skill but that guys like 240lbs and 6'4. That he's "tubby" don't mean shit. There are operators who look like alcoholic plumbers who'd fold you in half. "Tubby" lol gladiators were "tubby"
FeloniousMonk13
Brings to mind dudes like Roy Nelson or Tank Abbott from UFC- they look like somewhat fat, out of shape dudes- but are actually VERY fierce and skilled fighters.
WhatThatDogDoin
Shit even Butterbean was a beast
nimodium
Must admit, i read the whole thing as fleshlight
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action, Cotton.
djhash
I think you can adapt the technique.
AlienJeffries81
That'll work.
cryborg
I would think twice about going up against someone with a fleshlight.
ballsoutflyer
I heard you can use those things as a whip.
TheElusiveEnchilada
Toys can be dangerous
WhatThatDogDoin
TotallyNotSarcastic
Which is considerably more… well appealing isn’t the word… intriguing I guess.
BosunMark
Same here.. Imgur has ruined me..
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"And it was super effective!"
RedTailedHawk
TheElphantmonk
nimodium