NotAGirl
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Jul 6, 2018 1:36 AM
NotAGirl
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LRidge
v3xtor
I lol’d
DQGrillburger
How did this happen Dinesh
Gr8tgOoglymoOgly
theeeeeeeeeres your sign
Calicoastin818
As opposed to the rear or side entrance numb nuts, Response was funny but no tip for you !
ScientificInvestigator
Would have been a nice job on the subtle marketing for ubereats if you only mentioned them once, but title and text is too much
ScientificInvestigator
Ubereats, you need a better marketing department, I am willing to work, message me and we can arrange a contract
Hadryeal
In almost any situation where you find a smart ass. You also find a dumb ass.
muggybonehead
Twist: He lives underground
whitefoxkei
Heeeeere's your sign.
LoganFine
I'd tell him to meet me on the roof
funman422
They messaged first asking who that number is?
SkillerPenguin
Yeah... not really hard to understand lol. The delivery guy called first.
Sc00ba5teeve
Maybe they called Twitter OP first.
DungeonMaster69
If you are waiting for food, why the fuck would you not answer your phone
PvtSandvich
Because you have the 'tisms and talking hard.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Must be Italian.
thissitereallyneedsmoreusenames
I wish i didn't have to talk to people for my work, people are idiots!
ironmaidenandcats
and it seems that they all want to talk to me.
HassanAlSabbah
Birds of a feather flock together.
HypoMix
ubereats doesn't communicate through the app?
SandboxMagician
It might be an old post when they didnt.
dc808
I use them at work. They call you from their phones too.
Drakhma
if life was more like GTA, it would in fact be the rooftop. but it might not be a heli. might be a jet. or a tank. mabye a dump truck.
ImAfkSleeping
Fake
DamnItFeelsGoodToBe
And gay
ChildOfThanatos13
Fake and gay? I will be when i get my butt lift
alecdshope
Cool. Your tip just flew away.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Pretty much how I respond when someone asks "So will you fax it now?" when I say I'll fax them something. I respond "Well we send faxes by /
idontevenknowsillymonkey
horse so it could take up to a few days to get to you. Yes of course I'm faxing it right now...." They laugh but don't know how much I hate/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
them. Spoiler alert: I hate them a lot.
callmethelizardqueen
Do u not realize not everyone runs to the fax right then? I have waited days to get a fax.
anya101
Anybody else notice the battery is on 72 and they have 27 texts?
LegendaryFishCleric
I have to ask, was 17 a guy in the books? As a kid i thought it was a girl
NotAGirl
What?
LegendaryFishCleric
Uuurrrm.. So this is the wrong comment on the wrong post haha
ProfAwesome1986
xD
Th4tDumpster
I'm sure he has to answer that exact same question 100 times a week.
LittlemissEm
You dont ?
Aurourus
Yea you would think human interaction is part of the job.
GreaterDog
Answer gotta be different every time tho, depending on parking
alecdshope
Uber sends drivers to the alley behind me, not to the front where my address is. It's a fair question.
Equinox13
There might be a back entrance or side entrance that delivery sometimes uses if it's an apartment building.
rinkydinkis
ya communication being part of the job don't ya think?
Nexus763
"your uber eats order is here" shouldn't bring that kind of stupid question
TortillaThaHun
I'd just be more disappointed people aren't considering the obvious. "No, I'm hanging onto your balcony, open up! My arms are gettin tired!"
Sbotkin
There may be more than one entrance you know.
TortillaThaHun
Sure, but chances of the Uber guy showing up at the back entrance (ifyouknowwhatimean) are slim. They've got other deliveries, whichever 1/2
TortillaThaHun
is closest to the street so they can drop off the food and drive off is ideal and where main entrances are typically located. 2/2
lolzpanda
Who has 27 unread text messages????
Po1ntless
Me. It's a hard knock life being distant with the people around you, while also being impatient with those you actually want to talk to.
GordonMcSorley
People with shitty credit and getting chased
IStabYouEgg
Group chat shite
MelfsAcidArrow
Group text coordinating brunch
russbusmcguss
The girls who aren’t texting you back!
nirach
To be fair, if I didn't delete text threads/whatsapp threads, I too would have a lot of unread messages.
zigzagler
my phone doesn't properly mark messages as Read unless I select them for a couple seconds. I always have "unread" messages.
Thordis424
people avoiding responsibilities?
lolzpanda
I understand now. I post and then have 51 comments.
ancalime
Ace
williamross7
Left on read be like... <27
iCurse
My sister does this shit. Too busy talking to other people to read my texts
Thurston93
Someone too popular to be on this site.
DanAndsome
I have so many silenced group texts, that I often have way more than that
nonamejanie
Group texts are like the worst things.
LittleLordThudleroy
RumpBuffalo
have you considered that you hate your friends and should find new ones?
DanAndsome
I’m an introvert in a group of extroverts actors. I value my quiet.
Robindino17
Nah I have the same cus its mostly talk that doesnt interest me
youngMoonLord
Someone with less ocd than 99.9999999% of population
josephisalsoat
^asshole
mjanthony
A heathen, that’s who...
v4venom
Who locks the screen rotation?
DrSmellyfingers
Someone with friends, what losers! Glad i don't have that problem
HTML5client
I got a text last night. From ATT warning me I'm going over my data limit. Such a sweet reminder
IRideUponAPaleHorse
Awe. Hugs
d4mnthatsh1twasd0pe
people who don’t clear out their 2FA notices.
darksamus8
Might be a group text or two
PseudoEngel
Attractive people.
charliegrs
The girls I text 27 times
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
I have 100...
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
I once met a girl who had 250 unread texts because she would go on dates with people and if she didn’t think it would work she wouldn’t text
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
Then back if they texted her
FullCrimsonic
I got 47. Mostly from gyms, mfking dominos and other fast food places trying to turn me into a fat cunt. Fkn cunts
User1044
I sometimes have about one hundred. (stupid work thread)
guillermo12
Psychopaths
CanIGetAnyOfUCuntsADrink
My thoughts exactly
PaulyParker
I have 60 unread messages but they are all random spam messages or company ones. Really need to sort this issue haha
Alphahi
Texts: OHMYGOD I HAVE AN UNREAD MESSAGE!!! Email: another fine addition to my collection.
nugenki
The real uber eats guy trying to warn you about the fake one
Jantessa
My boyfriend leaves dozens of different notifications like that. He reads it on the banner then just lets it sit... sociopath behavior.
NotAGirl
Not my screenshot, butI use messenger instead of texting. My main source of texts are promos from companies and Amazon delivery notices.
NotAGirl
They rack up fast
gutterfinch
stansere3000
Who has 72% battery????
Calicoastin818
Shit I am literally at 1% I must switch to my iToy to continue
LeadByBadExample
I had 72% at 3pm today after having been at work since 7am, listening to spotify all day. On tuesday I did the same after using google maps>
LeadByBadExample
> to navigate to work for an hour while streaming music to my car stereo. At 3pm I still had 65% left. OnePlus 6 is the best phone I've had.
Scamsquatch
Jackasses
EdwardStarsmith
I deleted about 6k emails last night. Just 3k more to go.
Wheredidyoucomefromwheredidyagowheredidyoucomefromcottoneyejoe
A man with an angry girlfriend
wallace1212155772
Or hungry gf
AtsaMattaForYou
ben8456
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0409/71/1435926841802.gif
donjohngamer
and with every message that doesn't get a response she gets angrier and sends two more
snoozer
At 27 the beast isn’t angry yet. It’s warming up.
aloecera
WHO
aloecera
BECKY?!
aloecera
IS
Reelthreat
My wife seriously has 104,000 (and growing) unread emails on her iPhone. She knows it drives me nuts so she leaves them.
Cyclicus
That’s just technology abuse. When Skynet becomes self-aware, she’ll be nuked first.
theindebtedpharmacist
PresidentProTempore
I have exactly that many unread texts. https://imgur.com/hjaH0n5
CongratsYouAreHereNow
how often do you text yourself dick pics from your work phone?
PresidentProTempore
Daily.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
for almost a month without checking
crashmcleroy
27 times
SunshineAndNihilism
Uhh
ohmegatron
How?
TheMythicalJackalope
You would loooooooove my unread non-business email. I’m over 2,000 now. Business one is always 0 though.
voltlunok
Not messages buuuuut........
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voltlunok
I concede to you sir! That is uh...wow!
Zarokaz
Okay you win! I thought I was doing well at 10,000.