Kingrablo
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Mar 6, 2024 4:43 AM
Kingrablo
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DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
#23
AnonOmis1000
#1 sounds like an addiction
2cRaZy2TiReD
#3 Their child was named Rookie
orangatuan
@elbowdeepinahorse
SpongeBobParachutePants
#10 Paul Rudd has entered the chat
Munchman347
#37 Imagine 'Sharting' in those...
Munchman347
#8
Munchman347
#3 'Dave, you forgot to drop your rear zipper!'...
KirbyUOR
#31 There is no war in Ba Sing Se
Z3roCo0l
Best dump i have seen in weeks! Well done sir!
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
#1 - The thumbnail looked like the guy was a centaur...

Munchman347
#35 Somebody direct this person to the FDA's list of 'Allowable Insect and Rodent parts in food'...
fknbastard
#23 where does one buy the deep throat snickers?
sleestacks
#37 https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/
Kingrablo
You just made my week.
sleestacks
chrisckelly
My fav go-to trivia for this film is that music was by the legend himself, Ennio Morricone.
anonymous
Who?
TheRicM
#4 LOL
SavageDrums
#8 Jibbers Crabst, fuck off with the bothsides crap. Biden has cancelled billions in student loan debt to pick just one thing at random...
caedescorvidus
Context - tweet was from August 2020. Nothing to do with Biden's administration
JangoF76
#12 I would say the biggest advantage is no accidental children
MadamPuddifoot
#6... As I sit in labcorp waiting to take a drug test for weed, for my new job.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
#3 No horsie! Stop! That's a pig!
nickasaurusrex83
#27 err, fuck off, they'll just add finance to it so you die starving and with debt that your family will inherit. Lovely.
YouThinkThatsBad
#1 so glad my job keeps me away from that stuff since I get drug tested. Much healthier that I can get a benzo prescription to help me sleep instead. Makes so much sense.
Drewcifer70
#26 as a surveyor working DOT projects. I "claim my lane" daily. Go ahead, hit me.
Kingrablo
#15 when naughty Wilbur shows up you know things are fucked
graehall
#4 sadly this ain't a perfect physics meme, that's not how it works at all
TheRicM
It's not but I still lol
thecollective01
#8 Let's cease this brain-dead propaganda, shall we?
BlueDsc
#2 This movie had a stupid amount of running gags, and I struggle to pick a favorite.
FishAreSUS
#14 Nice
jasondeslin
#8 Fuck you. Republicans don't say no, they make everything worse.
caedescorvidus
Did any of you look at the date on the tweet? Do you remember the summer of 2020?
elevengoldfish
#3 hmmm... some fellas pay extra from that in Enumclaw, WA.
insertanyname
Oddly specific
Frodomann1
RIP Mr Hands. Also Rest In Peace Mr Hands.
TouchMyInfection
#3
graehall
both sides! (this only helps the GOP)
caedescorvidus
Except that was actually their position in 2020, when this tweet was posted
Bobbutnotthatbob
The problem I have with these arguments is that they lead to dog piling on anyone that criticizes the dems. I am voting for Biden this year. But he’s still an asshole and I will be criticizing the failures of the dems as I do my civic duty.
Bobbutnotthatbob
To be fair, one side is fascist. Of course I don’t want the fascists to win. But the Dems could and should do better.
menemyr
It's less this and more "We'd like to help, but the opposition has decided to burn down anything we propose JUST because we proposed it. Even if it helps their constituents. ESPECIALLY if it helps their constituents."
WizardofAnus
Well obviously. If the bills they propose limit power of the people, and the bills that the Dems propose actually help the people in ways people notice and recognize, then they lose votes to the blue team. The current state of power dynamics and wealth means that Dems need to fight on behalf of the people to keep power, and Repubs need to indoctrinate the younger generations before they come into power to retain power. So their current solution, as with every other problem, is to bide for time.
WizardofAnus
If the boomers die of old age before the power switch happens, they win. They don't care that it puts future generations over a barrel and turns our country into a hellhole where the government turns full tyrant dictatorship if it means they stay in power until they die.
thecollective01
Thank you! I just posted this in response as well
bamblebimble
@Kingrablo the Republican that usersub let get their propaganda to the fp
Floridasnowman
aRabidGerbil
So you're solution is to just ignore all the massive failures of the Democratic party?
KalypsoKirin
My dude, we are past the point of voting on principles. An eastern European friend of mine gave me some pretty solid advice when I was doomer about trump in 2016. It's about corruption. You can't vote on principle because no politicians have any anymore. You have to vote for the least corrupt.
Silvervox325
Massive failures such as... the ones you failed to list?
aRabidGerbil
Failure to to implement single pater health care
Failure to protect unions and workers' rights
Failure to protect the rights of trans individuals
Failure to appropriately tax the wealthy
Failure to not support a genocide
Etc.
chunguswangus
Explain to me how saying that Republicans are objectively worse in every way is the same as ignoring failures by the Democrats
copperdomebodhi
We're going to remember what the Democrats did to help the working class. https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/10/politics/covid-relief-bill-house-vote/index.html
graehall
So your solution is to just make massively disingenuous arguments?
aRabidGerbil
You responded to an honest take by suggesting that it was wrong. The Democrats are better than Republicans, but imthat doesn't mean they're actually helping people, they're just not actively trying to make everything worse, and we deserve politicians who actually want to help the population
BishlamekGurpgork
Voting isn't marriage. You don't wait for The One. Like public transport, you take whatever gets you closest to your destination.
Of course we don't ignore their failures. We aren't idiots. But the both-sides narrative, when one side is demonstrably evil, only helps normalize the evil.
BishlamekGurpgork
(Before anybody says they like the analogy, I stole it from another meme.)
TheFishFace
You will reliably be downvoted and flamed for bringing up problems with the democrats here, even if you're not advocating not voting for them. Anything less than full throated unquestioning support is interpreted by many people as betrayal.
BishlamekGurpgork
Will I?
aRabidGerbil
It's so ridiculous, I've been massively downvoted for saying that supporting genocide is a bad thing that Biden is doing
aRabidGerbil
Of course, and I'll be voting for Biden in November, but that doesn't mean he's not a shitty president who uninterested in making the serious systemic changes that are needed.
BishlamekGurpgork
Like I said, of course we're aware of the failures, of course we don't forgive them. We also do not support the idea that both parties are equally bad, because it's demonstrably false and is a narrative that normalizes a fascist GOP.