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irrelevantsentence
Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken
CanadaEhBuddy
#3 the romans did this, don't fuck with geese man, dogs you and make friendly, geese you can't, especially Canadian cobra chickens
AbiQuinn
Whilst phones have more bacteria on them than toilet seats the bacteria found on toilet seats is generally more harmful.
Turbolibros
#3
phonystark
Can confirm the manor in Guelph Ontario at least had sunday services for tax evasion reasons.
nstrangns7350
Yuuuup thats my Hometown. Was John Sleeman's Manor.
AsIFallDeeperIntoAManicState
#1 is not so funny to me or i guess most people...
anotan
#10 What happened in 1977? I need to do some googling, I bet there is a good story.
wozat
Star Wars.
rijstewafels
How fun is the first one.
gurimalla47
If the richest 1% of the population is tested for a virus 2 times a week, the national test rate is 100% in less than a year.
InAMellowTone
#1 eat the rich, reject false icons, pay your employees
PopeBruce
Due to me fact checking one of these and finding it true I have chosen to accept all of these as absolute truth.
ZOMGNO
Oh no... but the Harvard one is wrong! Itso nly one book bound in human skin!
c00lbeans69
Due to me fact checking one of these and finding it false I have chosen to accept all of these as absolutely false.
Wolverteen
Facts.
KelbaNembji
#1 I disagree. The average American wpuld eventually run out of dollars, where as Jeff will not.
Bluegrasslass
The one about the US flag and the altered Mark tells us all we need to know about America.
superseriouscomments
That teacher is a wuss. By changing the grade he admitted to being wrong and it took only congress to convince him. NEVER ADMIT MISTAKES
ScorpionSage
Hey so citing a source that just points to yourself isn’t a source.
PedanticGonkDroid
That's presumably a url where you can find links to the sources, a fairly effective way to embed them in an image.
ScorpionSage
No one does that much follow up work on the Internet
AeonQuasars
Being nominated to peace prize means 100% nothing, everyone can be nominated. I mean, even Trump was nominated by some far right politician
Wastyvez
There are specific prerequisites to be eligible to nominate someone. The Nobel committee then makes a shortlist of "final nominees".
Yoloswagforjesus
This particular nomination was submitted as a farce though, by an antifacist Swede parliamentarian
Jakethesnake357
The highway through the building in Japan is legit /a/yk9MJ9G
muggybonehead
The tolls are very high though
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Holy shit that’s cool
BearViking
So which came first? The road or the building?
likerice
What sicko came up w/ that bunny study? 1. Kill bunny's relatives 2. Feed to predator 3. Retrieve predator feces 4. Confront bunny w/ feces
Lunblom
Was thinking the exact same thing
P0stalBomber
What happened at Stonehenge in 1977?
improbablylyingforreal
We don’t talk about what happened at Stonehenge in 1977.
weirdsmith
Not since Aunt Jemima passed.
Suzz21
It’s the first rule of Stonehenge.
Maitrify
lilcarb
Dio just points at Pucci for the strip club church.
KelbaNembji
Wrong! I was expecting Dio.
TryingToMakeaRedVsBlueReferenceAllTheTime
Hinjaku Hinjaku!
rufisium
Watching that now. On the episode where the nurse gets possessed
scoobydoobydo
I checked #2. It's legit. https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0088458
Epinephilim
AKA the only important one.
FlamingDeathGoat
I never expect sources on imgur, it's a pleasant surprise wherever something other than Twitter/daily mail get put in with the post.
highfiveskittens
I looked at the chicken dinosaur stuff and there’s words I didn’t bother to read so it’s probably true
highfiveskittens
If you put the link in it takes you to this https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0088458
TheFlutterbyChronicles
I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t the Spanish Inquisition
Yoloswagforjesus
Hitler was nominated for NPP by a antifacist Swede who was being facetious
sgste
It's wonderful when a celebrity donates 1m, don't get me wrong, but we shouldn't praise them any more than the average joe because of it.
SnackMasterRanger
It would depend on the celebrities worth. Almost every celebrity has not where near the net worth of Jeff bezos
AlwaysSiloeTen
Now I have to go buy grapes
Lokenessluke
My thoughts exactly!!
Br1337
Salt helps too
Fixitman64
Green grapes. Cut one 99% in half (leave just a tiny bit connecting the halves). Stand with cut sides up & microwave. Presto- plasma!
HommeDeFeu
Why'd you get downvoted, your right. There must be a wild Karen lurking about.
nonCanadianGoose
It’s the guy whose kitchen is on fire
SpaceForGold
It also stinks. Don’t do it
Spoonland
#19 so....should we stop using iphones and switch back to toilet paper?
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
I'm not made of money
KnightsOfShame
99% of Bezos wealth is tied up in Amazon stocks. If regular person spend £2k, Bezos couldn’t spend £2B to match, without selling assets.
Rogahar
Where it's 'tied up' is irrelevant, he's still insanely richer than any one person has any right, need or moral duty to be.
Thandruin
Too bad 'right', 'need' and 'moral duty' don't count for much in the grand scheme; the rich and strong do what they desire anyway.
midgetinachemowig
Actually its not. If he tried to sell a small % of his stock the rest would instantly devalue, making his net worth artificially inflated.
StewedTomaters
Dude, he sold off 900,000 shares worth nearly $3 billion last August IN A SINGLE WEEK.
midgetinachemowig
You mean just over 1% of his shares that resulted in a 25% drop in price of the stock shortly after? yeah he did.
StewedTomaters
That was not the reason for the stock dip. Their second quarter earnings missed expectations, as well as a whole host of other things.
StewedTomaters
You guys keep parroting this same line over and over and it's still a horseshit reply. Correction, the 900,000 shares was worth $1.8B, over
StewedTomaters
the span of a few days. He then proceeded to sell another billion dollars worth in the same week.
midgetinachemowig
I didn't say he isn't rich, or that he couldn't sell any. I said his value is artificially inflated because it is not a liquid asset.
Relaxaursphincta
Don't be a hypocrite, you'd give the world the middle finger instantly if given the opportunity to be that wealthy.
BlindGardener
Actually, science has shown that poor culture and rich culture are very distinct.
BlindGardener
Many poor people who get a windfall lose their money because they just give it away in drabs and dribbles to friends and family.
Relaxaursphincta
Arguably, that is ostentatious flaunting of newfound wealth, and not genuine altruism (if there is such a thing).
Rogahar
I would not. I have spent much of my life struggling financially and would do whatever I was able to help others avoid that.
Rogahar
Just because you might is no reason to assume others would.
Relaxaursphincta
I know people. You're no different.
F0rger
You can vote from space! :D But not from home. >:(
midgetinachemowig
Do you want voter fraud? That is how you get voter fraud.
gradeD
Bullshit. Oregon has had it for years, no problems. It does increase voter turnout however, which is considered problematic by some.
midgetinachemowig
DOUBT (X)
pazooPositivityPlayer
It's a wll known fact that astronauts commit voter fraud all the time.
midgetinachemowig
That is cute. Which is harder to secure? 2 people's votes or hundreds of millions.
astrangehop
Fact: women are responsible for 100% of the crimes in space
HeWhoUpvotesUnseen
Wrong! Harvard has only one book bound in Human skin......wtf
shovethis
The forbidden leather
HeWhoUpvotesUnseen
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27721571
puffyjacket69
That article is from 2014. They have since found 17 others.
titaniumsnail
It says that book is bound in human skin, not that it is the only one.
Kliamovich
"The book, said to be a meditation on the soul and life after death, is believed to be the only one bound in human skin at Harvard."
titaniumsnail
I stand corrected. But believed is kinda vague isn't it? Should have the other ones tested.
Chpgmr
leather?
Neboskrebnut
If you going to make something out of human remains you might as well make sure it lasts
luminousmidnight
Ssssspppeeeccciiaaallll leattthhheerrrr…
redpandabanana
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
BORGALOOGIE
quicksilver1
Come along with me ♪
midgetinachemowig
Wikipedo
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
TheJomsborgViking
Now combine this with the fact that a healthy colony can produce up to 20 pounds of honey in a day.
realGeorgelucas
In the words of William Osman, Wow! That's a lot of bees!
Zahnradfee
A day??? Not a year?
TheJomsborgViking
I was skeptical because of the teaspoon of honey being the life work of 12 bees, but that was the first fact on a beekeeper site I found.
Zahnradfee
Might be an error.