Republican Fever Dream

Jan 23, 2026 10:12 PM

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I'll be honest, if I shopped at that grocery store, I'd laugh, wipe my ass with money then throw it at Republicans.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Honestly, it looks like a good time, but they forgot the avocado toast.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

see the funny thing is strawberries are actually CHEAPER here

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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Left out the excellent Birra Tacos!... 😋

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

https://denmarkification.com/

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I live in California. Please?

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7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Sounds about right.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Conservatives, "I'll never stop voting for Nazi pedophilias because if I do then everything in this video will happen!!"

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Also conservatives: time to hop on Grindr!

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I choose this guy’s wife

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guarantee if I show this to my republican father-in-law he’ll find it accurate.

7 months ago | Likes 526 Dislikes 5

What I find funny/ironic is that there are more MAGAt Retrumplicans (almost 6 million registered republicans, according to Independent Voter Project) in CA. then entire population of many (most) conservative "Red" states

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He will probably think its a documentary.

7 months ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Not to kink shame, but I learned what a "cuck" was, not from watching porn or my liberal friends, but from conservatives. Cuckold porn seemed to be universally known to Republicans and I don't know a single liberal who knew about it until conservatives started using it as a swear.

7 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

First time I saw "cuck" being slung as an insult, I thought they'd mistyped "cluck" and were calling sometime a chicken.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Haters gon' hate

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

want to see? (just try to hide the opening text)

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A lot of this is hardly an exaggeration. I left California for a lot of these reasons.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

I bet you're just bitter because you couldn't get a hot wife who's into pegging.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Well I mean ya. But also the other stuff

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

When I visited Campbell California as soon as I got into the downtown core I got involved in a riot, I mean octoberfest. Then I went wandering around the neighborhood where my nephew lives, with houses dressed up with all their citrus trees ready for halloween. My nephew and is two kids and two wives was very sociable that evening

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

To the things I said in here are true. Can you guess which ones?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gotta say he is really good at nailing stereotypes of different kinds of people/nationalities

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 37

That was silly, except the end. Nothing wrong with that.

7 months ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 8

Glad I didn't tap out early. The ending was worth it.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Happy international women's day.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I don't think Republicans would find anything wrong with that either. In private, of course.

7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Really? Have you ... talked to any.... ever?

These are the treason cultists that use "cuck" non-ironically.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

given how many of them have a swinging fetish? it's not surprising at all.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised at the level of cognitive dissonance some Republicans have.

Ever met an openly gay, furry, Hispanic Republican? Cause I've met a few. They live with an utterly false perception of reality and nothing will convince them otherwise.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Akshully, the "I hope she's gentle with me" implies that either he's not comfortable bringing up his preferences or that his partner frequently ignores his requests. This is a sign that the dynamic may be unhealthy or abusive.

7 months ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 5

Maybe they have a CNC thing going on?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

oh no, I hope she’s gentle 😏

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too bee faaaaaiiiiiir, it's still accurate because a man who 'lets' his wife abuse him into submission instead of the other way around is probably seen as pathetic to the Republicans.

7 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Republican's think there is.

7 months ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

You want the whole list of what I think is wrong with Republicans? Nvm, I don’t have time to make it this weekend, and it would take the whole weekend to create…

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They think?

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the poop map

7 months ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

Only SF.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

I'm pretty sure I know what this means, but in no way do I want it confirmed.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

tbf this just looks like Staten Island to me

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Have a buddy from Staten Island, can confirm the amount of shit snaps I get are kind of egregious.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dunno. I've been to Texas. The entire fucking state reeks of cow shit. If I'm walking down the street, I can side-step a turd, but how do you get away from the pervasive odor of cow shit permeating the whole state?

7 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Just wait until I tell you about Ranch Country in BC or the entirety of Alberta

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The insane thing is this is evidence of extremely homeless-unfriendly attitudes and architecture. If we just made sure there were publicly available toilets for people, people wouldn't shit in the goddamn street.

7 months ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 3

Point is, we don't even have sufficient public toilets for a majority, slightly over 50%, of mankind, women. Female urban planners are on it since decades, still we have to stand in line for uncounted hrs in our lives whilst bleeding and careworking, still facilities do not meet our needs. And you talk about a minority at the bottom of the hierarchy. They stand no chance. And don't get me started on women getting raped because no toilet- truthbomb from international development cooperation.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People will do anything to deal with the homeless problem except house them.

7 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Ehhhhh… I’ve seen a homeless guy take a dump on a door mat. The door mat was in front of an unlocked door. That door was for a restroom.

I’m sure friendlier architecture would help overall… but some people are just weird, dude.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ok but that's 1 dot instead of a hundred

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah… still a definite improvement, but there’s really no simple solution to the problems of society. It’s always complicated.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know much about Cali, but I get the feeling the traffic joke might not be as hyperbolic as one might think.

7 months ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

"No one in New York drove - there was too much traffic." - Philip J. Fry

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just judging from people saying that riding a motorcycle (lane splitting is legal there) can take 45 off their commute versus driving a car, yeah probably.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

45?!? More like 90

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 months ago (deleted Feb 17, 2026 4:50 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

But public transit is the other way around. Need to go someplace two miles away? walk a quater mile to the nearest stop, ride 15 miles to the central hub, transfer, ride another 15 miles to a stop a half mile from your destination. I miss east coast public transit so much

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The big problem on the east coast is the legacy architecture. Cities in the east coast were founded in the 1600s and 1700s and not built for cars. Cities in the west coast were founded in the 1800s and 1900s, in many cases didn't really start growing until cars were popular.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"LA is LA" I mean I can match that on the East Coast; I can go up and down the Jersey Turnpike (I-95) and the Parkway just fine, head out through Pennsylvania no issue, go down south through Delaware okay... get to Baltimore and spend as much time going through the next mile and a half as I did GETTING THERE.
And dear lord, driving in New York... No, scratch that, FINDING PARKING AND GETTING INTO THE SPOT in New York!

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And yet in downtown Seattle, 2 block from Pikes, I had my choice of 3 different parking garages, each with multiple spots open, cost me $20 for 4 hours. The west coast is the best coast. (Until Cascadia breaks and we all die anyway…)

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm about 30 miles from down town LA. Depending on traffic, that's about a 2-3 hour drive

7 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

that....sounds painful to hear
I can see why D-fens from the movie Falling down reached his breaking point being in LA and all

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...that's about the time it would take me on a bike on a well maintained trail

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

13 miles. 22 minutes at 05:30. 45+ at 18:30.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FUCK. THAT.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not true. Hour, hour and a half.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A 90-minute commute each way is still an hour too long.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Honestly been living in the city a few years now, haven't hit traffic like that as long as you know what you're doing IE using the streets and other freeways instead of jumping on the busiest fucking roads during rush hour.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only when rush hour traffic is particularly bad. Unfortunately, if you've got a job in downtown LA, there's not much you can do to affect the commute time.

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I took the train. Whenever I told people who didn't live in LA that (and honestly, even some who did), they'd be shocked. "The TRAIN? LA has a train?!" "A subway, actually." "A WHAT?"

The Red line took me pretty much door to door from home to work, NoHo to 7th/Fig, in about half an hour. Whenever I did have to drive, it could take anywhere from 45-60 minutes.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I came into this reply thread to talk about the train, lol. The train is salvation.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually my first time hearing about the train. Everyone knows the traffic is bad, but nobody talks about a train. How good are the trains and areas you can get to on them?

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just to follow up on the "it goes downtown" comments - downtown is not even somewhere you would ever want to be or go to *except* for work.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty limited. There are basically a handful of lines that converge on downtown LA, but it's not like NYC where there's a network you can use to navigate the city. Better for distance than getting around.

If you live near one of the lines, especially in the outlying areas it can be a really convenient way to get downtown. I was lucky that I lived by a station and my office was across the street from another. They're supposed to open a line from LAX to Union Station soon, which will be good.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I purposefully moved near a stop. I take the train downtown a lot and sometimes to Santa Monica. It's at grade light rail and doesn't have right of way so not super fast but way more relaxing than driving.

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Wonder where they buried him my stomachs bubbling

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"never forget", I bet in 5 years we'll barely remember his name till some Republican talking head brings him up again.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My favorite quote from him remains: *argh* *grgl* *dies*

Helped me through some tough times.

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7 months ago (deleted Jan 25, 2026 1:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I think the kid should be pardoned and given a medal. Not even joking.

I spent most of my adult life in the British army as a marksman, and the perfection of that shot still makes my balls tingle.

See, its not merely the skill it took, its the emotion it conveyed. Typical political assassinations or high profile killings are shrouded in mystery, they become hotbeds for conspiracy theories.

Not this one, the shooter made his message clear, as clear as if he had kidnapped Kirk and carved it 1/

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Into his chest. The man was shot in the throat, which means the shooter had the skill to go for the headshot but decided he wanted him to suffer for at least a few seconds.

Hes shot whilst talking on a college campus about the acceptability of a certain number of college students deaths from gun violence per year.

Hes shot underneath a banner that says prove me wrong, and the shooter allows him to finish his point before responding with his own.

Glorious.

I know we all love Luigi but for 2/

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The artistry of it, the self control to hate a person that much and have him in your sights but still be able to wait for the perfect moment.

I dont even care what the kid is beyond that, i dont care if hes mossad or a conflicted republican or whatever, that shot was art.

Yeah I know im probably a bit sick but we knew that already. 3

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7 months ago (deleted Jan 25, 2026 1:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile what actually happens in California is that you get all your rights taken away just like you would in a red state, but because there's a blue tie on the asshole doing it everyone else acts like that's not happening, and then yells at you and calls you a Trump supporter when you point out the guy doing all this bad shit shouldn't be even considered for the position of "next president of the US"

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 38

At the end of the day none of them have any ideals (except maybe Bernie Sanders). Doesn't mean that they're not all a million times better than a freaking dictator who is rapidly destroying the whole democratic foundation of this country.

All this sucks, but in a democratic state you can at least oppose it. But don't worry. If the democrats don't win the midterms, you will never have to think about who you want to vote for again.

So for now it sadly doesn't matter. It's either this or fascism.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Gavin Newsom, the governor of California and who I was talking about, is literally a MAGAt. /gallery/gavin-newsom-agrees-concedes-to-jewish-supremacist-on-genocide-denial-4-minutes-straight-p5GXKk8 But way to prove me right that you'll fall all over yourself to defend him because he has a blue tie, dumbass.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel lile you either didn't read my post or are just positioned to spread uncertainty.

I will make it more clear: Newsome sucks but if you vote for Republicans or not at all in the midterms, thats it. Thats the end. America will not be democratic anymore. No exageration.

It's not about Newsome for president it's about preventing the end of the world.

And he's not a MAGAt he is just a souless cloudchaser who will take on any ideology to become president. But this is midterms. Not presidency.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

>you didn't read my post< I read it, you're deflecting. I was talking about one very specific thing, "Gavin Newsom is a MAGAt and California is a red state with a coat of blue paint on it." Your response was "but vote blue no matter who!" a standard liberal deflection from any criticism that's ever levelled at a democrat, the exact thing I mentioned in my last sentence is what liberals fucking do in response to criticsm of MAGAts on "their team".

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Look arround. We can talk about this BS again when the western world isn't dominated by an incompetent Psychopath anymore.

And no it's not "always" and "everytime", never in the history of the US was it like this. Not even close.

What you're doing right now is not helping anyone even if your so called points were genuin.

"but democrats". But democrats are not fascists.Period. He is. Fascism is not democratically debateable.

Tell me you understand this and we can continue.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My intuition is that you’re not catching flak on 2026 imgur for not being a big Newsom Head.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Hell your intuition is so wrong that you need look no further than @GatorConspiracy's dumbass comment suggesting that Gavin Newsom, Governor of California, is "far left" and that the only people who could possibly criticize him are "centrists"

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I never said Newsom was far left. But maybe we focus on the grifters currently destroying this country???

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

grifters like Gavin Newsom, who killed California's attempt at universal healthcare, deliberately started programs aimed at torturing and killing unhoused people, is saying he wants to ban trans people from everything, and is an active collaborator with nazis like Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, and Ben Shapiro?

Cuz the fact that you responded to my comment pointing that out with a meme that only compared the far left and far right says in your mind Gavin Newsom is, at minimum, not far right.

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7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Gavin Newsom sabotaged California's universal healthcare bill. By your logic he is far right (which he is) and thus my original comment is accurate

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Gavin Newsom is not the hero of the left you seem to think he is. Every leftist I know pretty much hates him. So I guess when voting comes around we try someone better, if we even get to vote again btw, which MAGA is already working on getting rid of, along with worker rights and everything else.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

>the hero of the left< Where did I say he was in ANY way left wing. Are you confusing "liberal" with "left wing" again, as you did in your initial response?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Exactly. Any time someone gives me the *both sides" nonsense this is my response. Dems aren't perfect, but holy hell are they nothing like Republicans (the now MAGA party). Do I wish we had ranked voting and more choice? Yes. Do we currently have that option? No.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

>are they nothing like republicans< Yea Gavin Newsom, Governor of California, has nothing in common with Republicans. Except his transphobia. And his friendship with Charlie Kirk. And his collaboration with Steve Bannon. And his threats to refuse state funding to cities that don't torture and punish homeless people. And... /gallery/gavin-newsom-agrees-concedes-to-jewish-supremacist-on-genocide-denial-4-minutes-straight-p5GXKk8

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not exactly a shining example. Still better than outright MAGA. Any step in the right direction is a good step. Wish we could take some bigger steps and stop stepping backwards.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Gavin Newsom is the governor of California. You know, the state I was talking about in my original comment that you responded to as "both sides nonsense"? Have you tried reading or are you too busy licking boot?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2