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getyourfruitoffmeyoudamndirtygrapes
pretty sure they pre-screen these knuckleheads just so they can be on tv
toonholechris
http://imgur.com/YeCQyLM
BatmanisBW
Battletoads
ILikeToHideInLongCommentChains
I'm gonna upvote you because I was hoping to see this at the top. More people should know this glorious reference.
PaulTheFirewoodSalesman
*heavy breathing*
holychristen
SweetBabyJesus
I wonder how much he pays to get his head buffed like that.
weedtittiesandkitties
the pixels are in near mint condition for this repost. so I'll give you a comment but no upvote. final offer.
ThirdNorthHollywoodGunman
This should be framed.
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Let me bring in my expert on pixels
HauteChocolate
No upvote lol
TheFlyingHellfish
While this is "repost over 9,000", I always chuckle at the last line.
WhatMyHeartHeld
Or reposttimesamillion.
LeMorteDRando
OVER 9000¿¡?
Harcorepkurharcoreprkur
Yes and every time I see it the famous art piece is different HAH!
MrHamsterPenis
Must have missed this episode
Ninjajo
NIgga you cray
ThisUsernameIsntRegistered
Pawn so hard muhfuckas wanna find me...
MrAwesomesauce101
That stuff cray. That stuff cray, that stuff cray.
boatsandhoestillidie
needs more points..
spermdragon
*fine
TheRicM
Pun Stars
Glumerlink
Well to be fair you don't go into a pawn shop expecting a fair deal, they know you're desperate
yetipc
Unpopular opinion, i've never felt that pawn stars take advantage of anyone. Old stuff isn't worth as much as people think
WDonLockwood
Whether you're watching porn stars or Pawn Stars people are always getting screwed.
Troublentendre
You forgot the part where they then take it to Rick's Restorations to pay more to get it restored than it's worth.
Whiachy
It's almost like they're running a business to make a profit. Weird.
Jegudiel
BUT DO THEY HAVE BATTLETOADS?
Pawnderlust
People don't take into account that the store will probably sit on the item for years before selling it and they probably won't get asking.
MauricioGuaura
Do americans not know how pawn shops work or something? Of course you're not gonna get the amount of money you want, it's A PAWN SHOp.
Also the Pawn has to be able to make a profit so they won't buy it for what it's worth especially if it's not in prime condition.
Not to mention some items will stay in the shop for a long time...
Yeah some items don't have an immediate market for them so that's also another problem
WizardsStick
Incognegroe
This had me rolling...lol.
CodePlex
ramkanwar55
Battletoads pls
BatteryLife
We why should have a day on imgur when ALL of us call the Pawn Shop and ask for Battletoads.
SentencesThatStartWithBitch
Hahaha
PajamaStripes
I honestly don't know why everyone rags on him so bad. The guy from Hardcore Pawn is WAAAAAY worse.
dawsky
That show is just annoying
Kingmala
The other bwing worse doesn't make him any better.
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
http://imgur.com/6OWxOWA
redic
what game is that from?
Recettear, it's aight. I have friends that swear by it, but I couldn't get into it
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
I agree that it's aight. I beat it though. And then the dungeons, with cheats.
Larkain
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
ThatLonerThere
maybe I should get around to playing it...
RetConMan
The base game is fun but super easy, though I recently found out there is a whole lot of content for endless mode which I should check out.
It's not bad. Not great either, but interesting enough for awhile.
ChipmunkZombie
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dick-owner.jpg
ngthagg
"Nigga you cray" really adds to the verisimilitude of the piece.
Centurion58
+1 for using "Nigga you cray" and 'verisimilitude' in the same sentence.
HypnoChanger
Verisimilitude is a pretty uncommon word. Last time I heard it used by anyone was Count Olaf...
havefunfindingme
BATTLETOADS!!
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
I've got an original repost I'm trying to earn karma for. I'm looking for 2 billion points and I won't take less than 1.5 billion points
TheChief10097
I can give you one.
penguing
I'll see his one. I'll match it and raise it..0. Beat that.
Double down with a share.
You lost me
WooHoo!
DinoKebab
Does America not understand what History is?
OolonColuphid
"History" refers to the status of their plans to be a history-themed channel. They're history.
jadith
This show actually has more history than much of the other stuff on that channel.
itsybitsyspider
We didn't really have much of a say of what this channel started putting on, but conspiracy theorists loved some of the shit so yeah
marquisdechocula
History is made every day, they claim
They aren't wrong.
elbart
In Germany, these kind of shows are airing on a sport-channel. So yeah.
Yeh but I guess German history can get a bit awkward in places.
williagr
To what are you referring? WWII? WE WERE ALL ON VACATION! SIE WERDEN SICH HINSETZEN!!!
Wakborder517
Idk what you said in that last part, but I assume it was something along the lines of "Hail Hitler."
ChronicStoner
Because everything a german says has to be Hitler related?
geriatricsanatore
You will sit down. I think he's referencing something...
MacRockatansky
I don't know what I hate more: that this show exists, or that it airs on a channel supposedly focused on history.
LloydWaldo
This is about the most "history" show on History Channel. Not that it's good, but that's the state of the channel.
I stopped watching the show after an old lady sold an authentic Jacket and medal from one of the world wars. I was yelling --
-- THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM, NOT BEING SOLD AT A PAWN SHOP!
DingDonger56
You obviously don't watch the show.
You obviously have a different opinion about what constitutes history oriented programming. By that metric, Sesame Street belongs on there.
Schmoppo
You hate the show because you want to be a little hip smart-ass. You haven't watched it, yet you hate it? You're an idiot
I have watched the show. I'm an idiot, but you think it belongs on the "history" channel...mkay. Good day to you, sir.
With all the other crap on there? Hell yes it belongs
notirrelevant
Okay THIS show is vaguely history-related, in that they sometimes deal with antiques. But all the bullshit family banter ruins it.
castleinthewind
I agree. This show is never going to make it.
It's been going on for a LONG FUCKING TIME. They already made it and everyone knows where their Pawn Shop is.
no shit
Liquidbullets
History channel has turned to such utter shit... Shouldnt even have the right to go by that name anymore.
Yeah, at least TLC had the courtesy to officially drop "Learning" from their title; now it's "True Life Channel"
Espeeone
As a ACTUAL pawnbroker i can tell you this shit show is 100% set up... but some people ARE suckers... made a ton off peeps like that
Clockworkdancerobot
Most of these reality TV shows are majorly fake. Some re-enactments, but a lot of fake from the producers of it.
ProfessionalAsshole
Im a pawnbroker as well, I dont watch any of the shows, however, business has steadily increased since they came on TV
nothingontv
I love how there's always only a few people in there. In reality it's packed with a line of people a block long waiting to get in.
Pangs
When I saw the line, I couldn't believe people were waiting around the block to get into a fucking pawn shop to see a bunch of knuckleheads
The people from the show aren't even there!
SerialChillinSpree
They shut waayyy down for filming. Ya, they rich now, they don't do the everyday hustle. And, they're super lucky for getting spotted.
And they're kind of assholes IMO. My wife has dealt with a few of them, I won't say how, and left a very bad impression with her.
Garnet638
You have a severed nipple from the 17th century? Let me bring in my expert on severed nipples from the 17 century.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
There's a market for everything.
DrTremendous
Expert: Its worth about $1.4 trillion Dollars. Customer: Hows $1 Trillion? Rick: $.75 cents is the best I can do. Customer: Deal.
joeystar
0.0075 dollars?
chewdup
wellthatwasathing
Cr1tikal?
AmbiguouslyPunny
Garnet, you sarcastic shit! You made spill coffee on myself!
AdmJota
Is it from The Fallen Madonna (With the Big Boobies) by Van Klomp?
BootyWarlock
FINALLY A REFERENCE ON THIS WEBSITE I UNDERSTAND. FUCK YES
WillWorkForNetflix
Allo? Allo?!
mattamatix
Yes, that.
Tittie-twisting plot twist: It's just Chumlee's nipple
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
That's a big goddamn nipple. That's got to be worth like 3 bottle caps.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/thommathh.jpg
spike9743
what
brickweed
This comment had me laughing for full 10 seconds. Thanks.
stilloldbull
Same Amish looking dude from every episode appears...lays down a bit of severed nipple lore...
iamdoingstuffwhatareudoing
This
leaveItToAngryBeavers
"Listen I've gotta' buddy who's director of the severed nipple museum here on the strip, let me give him a call"
MyNamesMace
He would say it more like "I got a buddy who specializes in severed nipples for the 17th century"
HowManyYogurtsIsTooManyYogurts
I came here for a comment like this. I could never have dreamed it would be this good!
Imapeacockyagottaletmefly
Nipple expert:"judging by these stretch marks, this nipple has been twisted way too many times which decreases the value of the nipple."
This wouldn't be a reference to the guy who twisted some poor kids nipples off?
This guy... http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/thommathh.jpg
Drinkingabeer
I'd have to frame it and it takes up display room.....ehhh $5.
travbow
On the up side, it is in fact tuned in to Tokyo
JonsGettinUPSET
This sounds like something Cr1TiKaL would say
PuddingIsAmazing
@Crr1TiKaL?
LeaderBeans
To be fair, it's increasingly rare to find an intact, twist-free, severed nipple from the 17th century. I only have 1 in my collection.
Utamey
I'd like to buy it off you for $100.
MrRandom314159
Unfortunately, the twists are what add the value. Best I can give for an untwisted one is... 5 cents.
Studoku
Let bring bring in my expert on nickels.
If you will, I'd like to bring in my expert on consultants.
DragonLordG
Reddit: /a/gGouB
washouts
Fucking outstanding!
nkaplan89
On point
hatershadesfordays
Yep I'm po and I confirm, this is how pawn shops work.
JTMoney982
Glorious.
IAmTheOneWhoStalks
Than *
paulconroy
you're right idk why you got downvoted
because i'm trying to make the world a better place. imgur doesn't like that...
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
I've been there my friend. As matter of fact,... we've all been there. But somewhere, somehow, you will get the upvotes you deserve. PEACE!
KingKoalaShow
That's so good
ACleverNameThatNoOneHasPickedYet
And that will help feed my heroin addiction.... hahaha fucking priceless
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Yeah that one tipped me over the edge
NexiKuro
Considering the location "It should be enough to keep my crushing gambling debt at bay, so I can keep my fingers." might be more accurate.
Eogos
Perfect
How? That's retarded
YourWaifuIsTrash
No more so than the show itself
oh... I get it. your talking about @schmoppo!
Imaybegotthis
When you buy famous art, are you contractually obligated to take care of it or could i buy the Mona Lisa and make video of me shitting on it
wishdasher
If you bought it legally then it's yours to do as you please with. The problem being that great works of art don't usually come up for sale.
Junkship
Up next on 'Will it Blend' - The Mona Lisa
jrodx88
Da Vinci smoke... Don't breathe this.
TheJonSnowShow
mem0man
Ask ISIS
vauhtihirmu
Actually, news today claimed the stuff ISIS destroyed were just replicas, the originals are safe in a museum in Baghdad.
SteakNazisMustDie
What about Nimrud and Hatra?
thisistoocomplicated
Actually most art comes with contracts and legal documents outlining how to care for and what you are allowed to do with the work. 1/3
The artist and/or gallery/museum will still have insurance on the work. So technically you can buy an artwork just to fuck it up but it 2/3
would be incredibly expensive and may result in legal issues. 3/3
terryr
In the movie The Magic Christian, Peter Sellers buys the Mona Lisa and cuts out the nose to put in his wallet. Art dealer is John Cleese.
eggboy
I'm pretty sure Carmen Sandiago did something similar, but without the buying it part.
HackerJacker
Depends, most works like that have covenants attached to them which dictate what you can and can't do.
shadowlev
People would probably find you, beat you up, and shit on your face for that.
azurepenguin
Just because you have money it doesn't mean you could buy it.
Yoshiru
Semi-related: Watch the movie "Calvary". No spoilers, please!
KristineSixteen
Isn't the Mona Lisa so valuable that it's essentially priceless? I read that somewhere.
Nothing is priceless, everything is worth what someone will buy/sell it for.
Good luck they are all in a museum
thisismymainaccount
TMYK, thanks!
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
people would probably throw shit on you in the streets if you did, though. like. monkey style.
xRocketman52x
You could do whatever you want to it, at the expense of a lot of people you've never met being angry with no really effective way to get you
DirtyA
no s/he would be murdered, brutally.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
Well, what if they, like, take the bus or something?
Threns
Yeah, cause no one has ever been harassed or threatened over the internet and thats certainly never carried over into physical problems.
Ninjafrog
So like twice then?
Maybe, but thats gettin a little excessive
MacSuibhne13
I dunno, hitmen are pretty effective...
MandNBeers
So France....
I love that an innocent joke can irritate or upset people like this. Damn.
MundaneFacts
no on is threatening rocketman. but if you were to actually destroy to mona lisa for fun. people might try to kill you.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Some guy did that to a par of famous paintings. Bought it for a massive amount and just destroyed with with paint or something
glamdringwielder
I feel thw urge to punch that someone hard in the face. While holding a brick.
I feel like that is not enough wow factor in the destruction
Obi1Cannoli
I don't know wtf that woman was thinking
micksy
She wasn't finished.
Telra
Idea: Buy unique art worth X $. Threaten to destroy if not paid 2X $ by crowfunding. PRomise to gift to gallery if paid 2X $. Profit.
Zordicron
That is a solid evil villain plot if I ever heard one.
m3htevas
You are going to be super rich. And also super murdered.
MongoloidFARTexplosion
If you buy Tracy Emin's art she's already shat on it for you probably.
Whipcrackincheddar
If you buy Tracy Emins art you deserve to get at least a little bit of shit on you.
We shouldn't even be calling it art really.
*If you buy Tracy Emins shit you deserve to get at least a little bit of shit on you.
Idk her just googled her name and saw many nasty faces. Is it safe to judge her without looking at her art or bio? Because I already am
Then I'll fuck it up with thoughtful brushstrokes
The "vomit artist" I actually like.
jenkinl1302
You want to sell your shit and get what it's worth? DON'T TAKE IT TO A FUCKING PAWN SHOP! (There, all better now)
Seriously, you want top dollar? Commission it to an auction house or hold some sort of private advertised sale. The show is so fake.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
no it isn't see, aution houses cost a shit ton. Their commission is hug, for stuff in the 2-3 thousand dollar range? it wouldn't make sense
Hence private advertised sale. Send big ticket items for auction.
unless you are in those circles a private advertised sale is unlikely to work with that
jjc8rd
This always frustrates me. They're under no obligation to buy your crap. Don't like their offer? Walk away.
Typohime
Sometimes the pawn shop is the best option in a shitty situation. You know you are getting fucked but you are controlling the severity.
johnvictor
List it in the classifieds section, craigslist, hell even Ebay would get you more money.
Because you can just publish an article on eBay and get the money instantly.
rukhgw2
Thats kind of a straw man. Nobody said it would be instant, just that it would be much better returns.
ISignedUpJustToSayThisOneThingIAmSureIWillLaterRegretThisChoice
But none of them will get you money right now.
pgdave
It's amazing how many people don't know how pawn shops work. You don't sell stuff to a pawn shop. You use stuff as collateral for a loan.
Gink0
I didn't know what pawning something meant until I was 23. To be fair, I grew up pretty well off and never went in pawn shops
Jokeykilla
Thats why they ask them if they want to sell it or pawn it
Pawnshops also buy stuff, some consign, where they sell it for you, then pay you a lot more than if they had bought it outright...
Aelinsaar
Basically they're fences for incompetent criminals.
1. Pawnshops? ... Most who don't cooperate with local and state police get shut down. We take a picture of everyone we give money too.
3. We email all of the police departments in the county with a list of every transaction.
2. We require a government Id at the transaction and we take a picture of that as well.
I had to rate up #2 to try to get it in the right order.
4. We have helped catch more criminals and return more stolen items to their owner than you think.
If you helped catch one, it would be more than I think.
raindirve
I guess that covers the point of _incompetent_ criminals.
We aren't fences though, a fence is who competent criminals sell their shit too.
getyourfruitoffmeyoudamndirtygrapes
pretty sure they pre-screen these knuckleheads just so they can be on tv
toonholechris
http://imgur.com/YeCQyLM
BatmanisBW
Battletoads
ILikeToHideInLongCommentChains
I'm gonna upvote you because I was hoping to see this at the top. More people should know this glorious reference.
PaulTheFirewoodSalesman
*heavy breathing*
holychristen
SweetBabyJesus
I wonder how much he pays to get his head buffed like that.
weedtittiesandkitties
the pixels are in near mint condition for this repost. so I'll give you a comment but no upvote. final offer.
ThirdNorthHollywoodGunman
This should be framed.
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Let me bring in my expert on pixels
HauteChocolate
No upvote lol
TheFlyingHellfish
While this is "repost over 9,000", I always chuckle at the last line.
WhatMyHeartHeld
Or reposttimesamillion.
LeMorteDRando
OVER 9000¿¡?
Harcorepkurharcoreprkur
Yes and every time I see it the famous art piece is different HAH!
MrHamsterPenis
Must have missed this episode
Ninjajo
NIgga you cray
ThisUsernameIsntRegistered
Pawn so hard muhfuckas wanna find me...
MrAwesomesauce101
That stuff cray. That stuff cray, that stuff cray.
boatsandhoestillidie
needs more points..
spermdragon
*fine
TheRicM
Pun Stars
Glumerlink
Well to be fair you don't go into a pawn shop expecting a fair deal, they know you're desperate
yetipc
Unpopular opinion, i've never felt that pawn stars take advantage of anyone. Old stuff isn't worth as much as people think
WDonLockwood
Whether you're watching porn stars or Pawn Stars people are always getting screwed.
Troublentendre
You forgot the part where they then take it to Rick's Restorations to pay more to get it restored than it's worth.
Whiachy
It's almost like they're running a business to make a profit. Weird.
Jegudiel
BUT DO THEY HAVE BATTLETOADS?
Pawnderlust
People don't take into account that the store will probably sit on the item for years before selling it and they probably won't get asking.
MauricioGuaura
Do americans not know how pawn shops work or something? Of course you're not gonna get the amount of money you want, it's A PAWN SHOp.
MrAwesomesauce101
Also the Pawn has to be able to make a profit so they won't buy it for what it's worth especially if it's not in prime condition.
MauricioGuaura
Not to mention some items will stay in the shop for a long time...
MrAwesomesauce101
Yeah some items don't have an immediate market for them so that's also another problem
WizardsStick
Incognegroe
This had me rolling...lol.
CodePlex
ramkanwar55
Battletoads pls
BatteryLife
We why should have a day on imgur when ALL of us call the Pawn Shop and ask for Battletoads.
SentencesThatStartWithBitch
Hahaha
PajamaStripes
I honestly don't know why everyone rags on him so bad. The guy from Hardcore Pawn is WAAAAAY worse.
dawsky
That show is just annoying
Kingmala
The other bwing worse doesn't make him any better.
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
http://imgur.com/6OWxOWA
redic
what game is that from?
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
Recettear, it's aight. I have friends that swear by it, but I couldn't get into it
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
I agree that it's aight. I beat it though. And then the dungeons, with cheats.
Larkain
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
ThatLonerThere
maybe I should get around to playing it...
RetConMan
The base game is fun but super easy, though I recently found out there is a whole lot of content for endless mode which I should check out.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
It's not bad. Not great either, but interesting enough for awhile.
ChipmunkZombie
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dick-owner.jpg
ngthagg
"Nigga you cray" really adds to the verisimilitude of the piece.
Centurion58
+1 for using "Nigga you cray" and 'verisimilitude' in the same sentence.
HypnoChanger
Verisimilitude is a pretty uncommon word. Last time I heard it used by anyone was Count Olaf...
havefunfindingme
BATTLETOADS!!
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
I've got an original repost I'm trying to earn karma for. I'm looking for 2 billion points and I won't take less than 1.5 billion points
TheChief10097
I can give you one.
penguing
I'll see his one. I'll match it and raise it..0. Beat that.
TheChief10097
Double down with a share.
penguing
You lost me
TheChief10097
WooHoo!
DinoKebab
Does America not understand what History is?
OolonColuphid
"History" refers to the status of their plans to be a history-themed channel. They're history.
jadith
This show actually has more history than much of the other stuff on that channel.
itsybitsyspider
We didn't really have much of a say of what this channel started putting on, but conspiracy theorists loved some of the shit so yeah
marquisdechocula
History is made every day, they claim
MrAwesomesauce101
They aren't wrong.
elbart
In Germany, these kind of shows are airing on a sport-channel. So yeah.
DinoKebab
Yeh but I guess German history can get a bit awkward in places.
williagr
To what are you referring? WWII? WE WERE ALL ON VACATION! SIE WERDEN SICH HINSETZEN!!!
Wakborder517
Idk what you said in that last part, but I assume it was something along the lines of "Hail Hitler."
ChronicStoner
Because everything a german says has to be Hitler related?
geriatricsanatore
You will sit down. I think he's referencing something...
MacRockatansky
I don't know what I hate more: that this show exists, or that it airs on a channel supposedly focused on history.
LloydWaldo
This is about the most "history" show on History Channel. Not that it's good, but that's the state of the channel.
itsybitsyspider
I stopped watching the show after an old lady sold an authentic Jacket and medal from one of the world wars. I was yelling --
itsybitsyspider
-- THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM, NOT BEING SOLD AT A PAWN SHOP!
DingDonger56
You obviously don't watch the show.
MacRockatansky
You obviously have a different opinion about what constitutes history oriented programming. By that metric, Sesame Street belongs on there.
Schmoppo
You hate the show because you want to be a little hip smart-ass. You haven't watched it, yet you hate it? You're an idiot
MacRockatansky
I have watched the show. I'm an idiot, but you think it belongs on the "history" channel...mkay. Good day to you, sir.
Schmoppo
With all the other crap on there? Hell yes it belongs
notirrelevant
Okay THIS show is vaguely history-related, in that they sometimes deal with antiques. But all the bullshit family banter ruins it.
castleinthewind
I agree. This show is never going to make it.
MrAwesomesauce101
It's been going on for a LONG FUCKING TIME. They already made it and everyone knows where their Pawn Shop is.
castleinthewind
no shit
Liquidbullets
History channel has turned to such utter shit... Shouldnt even have the right to go by that name anymore.
notirrelevant
Yeah, at least TLC had the courtesy to officially drop "Learning" from their title; now it's "True Life Channel"
Espeeone
As a ACTUAL pawnbroker i can tell you this shit show is 100% set up... but some people ARE suckers... made a ton off peeps like that
Clockworkdancerobot
Most of these reality TV shows are majorly fake. Some re-enactments, but a lot of fake from the producers of it.
ProfessionalAsshole
Im a pawnbroker as well, I dont watch any of the shows, however, business has steadily increased since they came on TV
nothingontv
I love how there's always only a few people in there. In reality it's packed with a line of people a block long waiting to get in.
Pangs
When I saw the line, I couldn't believe people were waiting around the block to get into a fucking pawn shop to see a bunch of knuckleheads
nothingontv
The people from the show aren't even there!
SerialChillinSpree
They shut waayyy down for filming. Ya, they rich now, they don't do the everyday hustle. And, they're super lucky for getting spotted.
nothingontv
And they're kind of assholes IMO. My wife has dealt with a few of them, I won't say how, and left a very bad impression with her.
Garnet638
You have a severed nipple from the 17th century? Let me bring in my expert on severed nipples from the 17 century.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
There's a market for everything.
DrTremendous
Expert: Its worth about $1.4 trillion Dollars. Customer: Hows $1 Trillion? Rick: $.75 cents is the best I can do. Customer: Deal.
joeystar
0.0075 dollars?
chewdup
wellthatwasathing
Cr1tikal?
AmbiguouslyPunny
Garnet, you sarcastic shit! You made spill coffee on myself!
AdmJota
Is it from The Fallen Madonna (With the Big Boobies) by Van Klomp?
BootyWarlock
FINALLY A REFERENCE ON THIS WEBSITE I UNDERSTAND. FUCK YES
WillWorkForNetflix
Allo? Allo?!
mattamatix
Yes, that.
TheRicM
Tittie-twisting plot twist: It's just Chumlee's nipple
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
That's a big goddamn nipple. That's got to be worth like 3 bottle caps.
ramkanwar55
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/thommathh.jpg
spike9743
what
brickweed
This comment had me laughing for full 10 seconds. Thanks.
stilloldbull
Same Amish looking dude from every episode appears...lays down a bit of severed nipple lore...
iamdoingstuffwhatareudoing
This
leaveItToAngryBeavers
"Listen I've gotta' buddy who's director of the severed nipple museum here on the strip, let me give him a call"
MyNamesMace
He would say it more like "I got a buddy who specializes in severed nipples for the 17th century"
HowManyYogurtsIsTooManyYogurts
I came here for a comment like this. I could never have dreamed it would be this good!
Imapeacockyagottaletmefly
Nipple expert:"judging by these stretch marks, this nipple has been twisted way too many times which decreases the value of the nipple."
ramkanwar55
This wouldn't be a reference to the guy who twisted some poor kids nipples off?
ramkanwar55
This guy... http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/thommathh.jpg
Drinkingabeer
I'd have to frame it and it takes up display room.....ehhh $5.
travbow
On the up side, it is in fact tuned in to Tokyo
JonsGettinUPSET
This sounds like something Cr1TiKaL would say
PuddingIsAmazing
@Crr1TiKaL?
LeaderBeans
To be fair, it's increasingly rare to find an intact, twist-free, severed nipple from the 17th century. I only have 1 in my collection.
Utamey
I'd like to buy it off you for $100.
MrRandom314159
Unfortunately, the twists are what add the value. Best I can give for an untwisted one is... 5 cents.
Studoku
Let bring bring in my expert on nickels.
MrRandom314159
If you will, I'd like to bring in my expert on consultants.
DragonLordG
Reddit: /a/gGouB
washouts
Fucking outstanding!
nkaplan89
On point
hatershadesfordays
Yep I'm po and I confirm, this is how pawn shops work.
JTMoney982
Glorious.
IAmTheOneWhoStalks
Than *
paulconroy
you're right idk why you got downvoted
IAmTheOneWhoStalks
because i'm trying to make the world a better place. imgur doesn't like that...
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
I've been there my friend. As matter of fact,... we've all been there. But somewhere, somehow, you will get the upvotes you deserve. PEACE!
KingKoalaShow
That's so good
ACleverNameThatNoOneHasPickedYet
And that will help feed my heroin addiction.... hahaha fucking priceless
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Yeah that one tipped me over the edge
NexiKuro
Considering the location "It should be enough to keep my crushing gambling debt at bay, so I can keep my fingers." might be more accurate.
Eogos
Perfect
Schmoppo
How? That's retarded
YourWaifuIsTrash
No more so than the show itself
PuddingIsAmazing
oh... I get it. your talking about @schmoppo!
Imaybegotthis
When you buy famous art, are you contractually obligated to take care of it or could i buy the Mona Lisa and make video of me shitting on it
wishdasher
If you bought it legally then it's yours to do as you please with. The problem being that great works of art don't usually come up for sale.
Junkship
Up next on 'Will it Blend' - The Mona Lisa
jrodx88
Da Vinci smoke... Don't breathe this.
TheJonSnowShow
mem0man
Ask ISIS
vauhtihirmu
Actually, news today claimed the stuff ISIS destroyed were just replicas, the originals are safe in a museum in Baghdad.
SteakNazisMustDie
What about Nimrud and Hatra?
thisistoocomplicated
Actually most art comes with contracts and legal documents outlining how to care for and what you are allowed to do with the work. 1/3
thisistoocomplicated
The artist and/or gallery/museum will still have insurance on the work. So technically you can buy an artwork just to fuck it up but it 2/3
thisistoocomplicated
would be incredibly expensive and may result in legal issues. 3/3
terryr
In the movie The Magic Christian, Peter Sellers buys the Mona Lisa and cuts out the nose to put in his wallet. Art dealer is John Cleese.
eggboy
I'm pretty sure Carmen Sandiago did something similar, but without the buying it part.
HackerJacker
Depends, most works like that have covenants attached to them which dictate what you can and can't do.
shadowlev
People would probably find you, beat you up, and shit on your face for that.
azurepenguin
Just because you have money it doesn't mean you could buy it.
Yoshiru
Semi-related: Watch the movie "Calvary". No spoilers, please!
KristineSixteen
Isn't the Mona Lisa so valuable that it's essentially priceless? I read that somewhere.
HackerJacker
Nothing is priceless, everything is worth what someone will buy/sell it for.
nkaplan89
Good luck they are all in a museum
thisismymainaccount
TMYK, thanks!
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
people would probably throw shit on you in the streets if you did, though. like. monkey style.
xRocketman52x
You could do whatever you want to it, at the expense of a lot of people you've never met being angry with no really effective way to get you
DirtyA
no s/he would be murdered, brutally.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
Well, what if they, like, take the bus or something?
Threns
Yeah, cause no one has ever been harassed or threatened over the internet and thats certainly never carried over into physical problems.
Ninjafrog
So like twice then?
Threns
Maybe, but thats gettin a little excessive
MacSuibhne13
I dunno, hitmen are pretty effective...
MandNBeers
So France....
xRocketman52x
I love that an innocent joke can irritate or upset people like this. Damn.
MundaneFacts
no on is threatening rocketman. but if you were to actually destroy to mona lisa for fun. people might try to kill you.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Some guy did that to a par of famous paintings. Bought it for a massive amount and just destroyed with with paint or something
glamdringwielder
I feel thw urge to punch that someone hard in the face. While holding a brick.
Imaybegotthis
I feel like that is not enough wow factor in the destruction
TheJonSnowShow
Obi1Cannoli
I don't know wtf that woman was thinking
micksy
She wasn't finished.
Telra
Idea: Buy unique art worth X $. Threaten to destroy if not paid 2X $ by crowfunding. PRomise to gift to gallery if paid 2X $. Profit.
Zordicron
That is a solid evil villain plot if I ever heard one.
m3htevas
You are going to be super rich. And also super murdered.
MongoloidFARTexplosion
If you buy Tracy Emin's art she's already shat on it for you probably.
Whipcrackincheddar
If you buy Tracy Emins art you deserve to get at least a little bit of shit on you.
MongoloidFARTexplosion
We shouldn't even be calling it art really.
Whipcrackincheddar
*If you buy Tracy Emins shit you deserve to get at least a little bit of shit on you.
HauteChocolate
Idk her just googled her name and saw many nasty faces. Is it safe to judge her without looking at her art or bio? Because I already am
Imaybegotthis
Then I'll fuck it up with thoughtful brushstrokes
MongoloidFARTexplosion
The "vomit artist" I actually like.
jenkinl1302
You want to sell your shit and get what it's worth? DON'T TAKE IT TO A FUCKING PAWN SHOP! (There, all better now)
Clockworkdancerobot
Seriously, you want top dollar? Commission it to an auction house or hold some sort of private advertised sale. The show is so fake.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
no it isn't see, aution houses cost a shit ton. Their commission is hug, for stuff in the 2-3 thousand dollar range? it wouldn't make sense
Clockworkdancerobot
Hence private advertised sale. Send big ticket items for auction.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
unless you are in those circles a private advertised sale is unlikely to work with that
jjc8rd
This always frustrates me. They're under no obligation to buy your crap. Don't like their offer? Walk away.
Typohime
Sometimes the pawn shop is the best option in a shitty situation. You know you are getting fucked but you are controlling the severity.
johnvictor
List it in the classifieds section, craigslist, hell even Ebay would get you more money.
MauricioGuaura
Because you can just publish an article on eBay and get the money instantly.
rukhgw2
Thats kind of a straw man. Nobody said it would be instant, just that it would be much better returns.
ISignedUpJustToSayThisOneThingIAmSureIWillLaterRegretThisChoice
But none of them will get you money right now.
pgdave
It's amazing how many people don't know how pawn shops work. You don't sell stuff to a pawn shop. You use stuff as collateral for a loan.
Gink0
I didn't know what pawning something meant until I was 23. To be fair, I grew up pretty well off and never went in pawn shops
Jokeykilla
Thats why they ask them if they want to sell it or pawn it
ProfessionalAsshole
Pawnshops also buy stuff, some consign, where they sell it for you, then pay you a lot more than if they had bought it outright...
Aelinsaar
Basically they're fences for incompetent criminals.
ProfessionalAsshole
1. Pawnshops? ... Most who don't cooperate with local and state police get shut down. We take a picture of everyone we give money too.
ProfessionalAsshole
3. We email all of the police departments in the county with a list of every transaction.
ProfessionalAsshole
2. We require a government Id at the transaction and we take a picture of that as well.
rukhgw2
I had to rate up #2 to try to get it in the right order.
ProfessionalAsshole
4. We have helped catch more criminals and return more stolen items to their owner than you think.
Aelinsaar
If you helped catch one, it would be more than I think.
raindirve
I guess that covers the point of _incompetent_ criminals.
ProfessionalAsshole
We aren't fences though, a fence is who competent criminals sell their shit too.