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Mar 19, 2016 10:44 PM
reginageorge
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LoudAngryJerk
#2 I wanna do this so bad.... do it so often that my loved ones assume I'm gonna do it, right up until they put me in the ground for real
EverythingToSeeHere
#8 is basically the beginning of RWBY
AnonymousAnteater
TR1AG32112
Hm. Only seen one of these. Good show, @OP. Take an upvote.
IamElTorcho
In all fairness, the Pirate Cove mini-putt course is actually pretty fun.
Cheomesh
Let it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
DarkNinja2462
kielyfornia
keep us updated
thegreenkacheek
All I could think of when Pirate's Cove was mentioned: http://imgur.com/g3b0iff especially with that strange time....
TheWickerBoy
That mini golf is run by government officials
samsonguy920
Nope. Drug dealers. It's a legitimate putt-putt when it's open. Drug dealership everywhen else.
Compendyum
Shame I can't visit it. I would be there at 2.59.A.M sharp.
mellayella13
Jerry roasted that bitch 6 months later then, dedication jerry dedication
TeethLikeChiclets
Ma boy Jerry savage AF
Meph1stopheles
The baby one is just a bit disturbing. A bit. No too much
annextheexoplanet
still got to see a vagina though. thats a plus.
kielyfornia
an okay amount
idontlikecricket
BEES???!!
IsItGood
BUT THEY DONT JUST TYPE IN LIKE GOOGLE AND LET THE AUTOCOMPLETE DO IT THEY TYPE IN THE *WHOLE FUCKING URL WITH THE WWW AND EVERYTHING*
thesarahpowellexperience
Every cell in my body screams. And they don't just hit enter. They have to click search with the mouse.
Thanon
I know people who give presentations and do that on purpose to avoid that everyone can see on which sites they go because of autocomplete
kielyfornia
2 days off my lifespan. 2 more. 2 more. im basically already dead
CorrectorOfSlightlyOffQuotes
You died last week but Death hasn't caught up to you yet.
jitspoe
Lost it at
- I don't even know why I found it so funny.
roselushies
I thought it said Flamingo Hot Cheetos
daffodilpuke
Isn't Pirate's Cove a creepy pasta about a kid's tv show?
kielyfornia
YES
xXHomerSimpsonXX
Candle cove
daffodilpuke
Oops my bad
heyimgurian
It's sad how true the last one is
notaballoon
Who are these people who get woken up by texts
ArcherGifs
#14
Taikwin
I can't speak for anyone else, but I know I learnt #7 from Weird Al's "Bob"
WalkingNature
I knew it from a book that was titled just that: "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog". It was a book of palindromes and other such things
Coopernius
YES THANK YOU! They had this book at my local library and I loved it!
snarfblatguppy
Love that one! "Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo!"
BlueSpaceLizard
Yes! as well as: 'May a moody baby doom a yam'. 'Same nice cinemas' isn't, but it's a palindrome I made up that I'm proud of :D
thesarahpowellexperience
You should be proud, good for you buddy!
larrygoldjohn
I would go to that mini golf course at 3am just to see what's up lol
ShinySC
dontsaydoingyourwife
I would so watch Horse Cave.
thegraphiteknight
Well now I want hot cheeto bagels!
samsonguy920
Get cheetos and bagels. Crush cheetos and liberally sprinkle on bagels. Toast bagels. Enjoy.
uhavingagiraffem8
Quite a few I haven't seen already +1
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Controller Vibration ON, Call of Duty, Scotch tape + RT. Have fun.
poop273
#7, refer to #1
Whatrymeswithorange1
#5
STINKPICKEL
OMG that Sunny Dee description. Worst tasting orange drink I ever tried. I'm in shock kids like it.
tibby
I am so drunk I was like "whhhaa sunny D is the jam da fuck you talking bout". Then I read it for the 3rd time and I'm like, "yup so true"
HalloweenAintTillManana
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/mwgagw/comedy-central-presents-sunny-delight
iMadeItJustForThisPost
Then you're in for a doozy when you try to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
TheGuyvatzian
I never even liked that shit as a kid.
GekkouHayate
Its so grossly incandescent.
Tamzzzzzz
Mix it with vodka and you'll forget how shitty it tastes!
SkeletorGirl
Or because all you taste is vodka!
mycatisamutant
I hated regular Sunny D but I loved the alternate one with the blue cap. It's like slightly less caustic fake orange.
SunnyDeets
I love Sunny D..
samsonguy920
and a potato?
ChangedMyName
Tang.
SkeletorGirl
My kids hate it so god forbid I have to drink it all!
teeph
Crowd quickly backs away, forms circle . . . FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
bentwrenches
Putang
tibby
Fun fact: sober me hates sunny D and preumptively is disappointed I commented in general. Super sorry :P much love, drunk Tibby.
ihaveweirdfetishes
Classic Tibby amirite guys
mariethemutt
I'm in shock that I still like it...with alcohol.
Funbia
Maybe you were trying to why some of that "Sunny" D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cyno01
No. I like sunny d, but i tried making a screwdriver with it one time. I cant fathom why, but it tasted awful
mariethemutt
I don't care for vodka, but a bit of rum is wonderful
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Sunny D and rum, yum yum, think I'll run and get me some
mariethemutt
That sounds amazing! And I love your user name.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Thanks, I typed it in myself. And for your viewing pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdRo2NJJcUU
mariethemutt
I'm crying. It could be from happiness or terror lol
WhatUpMyKnittah
Makes an ok Fuzzy Navel.
GodApollo
As child youll learn to love the D, when you an adult your free from the D.
southboundpachyderm
Whoa phrasing!
GodApollo
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EmiliaBrunch
Unless you're a heterosexual woman. Then the d is all around
NicCagesDickRages
Or a homosexual man :D
EmiliaBrunch
Gayyyyyyy
tpgreyknight
Coming soon: "Horse Cave 3: Church of Horse Cave"
Elphienis
Sounds like a Filmcow video
Cannabiscopse
Horse cave 4: space cave
DreadZeppelin
Horse Cave 5: The Horsening
HorseEmperor
That is my home please leave now.
kielyfornia
my apologies, your eminence
Deathbreath666
This needs more upvotes
Ringshadow
I actually drove by Horse Cave today so this pleases me.
KoopaKommander
I actually lived a few years there until 2nd grade. Crappy ol' Caverna.
tpgreyknight
I will send you a banana if you tell me what's really at the bottom of the "Church of" sign, it's kinda bothering me now.
Ringshadow
It's apparently a city! http://www.horsecaveky.com/ So there is probably a Church of Horse Cave!
tpgreyknight
Bananas will only be given for an actual confirmed answer, no guesses!
ForeverInBondage
There is one. :) (Sauce: born and raised Kentuckian)
TheMouseOfMadness
Strange KY towns: Roachville, Black Gnat, Good Luck, Rabbit Hash.. no they pick the truck stop with the porn store, Horse Cave.
doodoopussy
You forgot Knob Lick
TheMouseOfMadness
Also Big Bone Lick. And Paint Lick. They like licking things here.
doodoopussy
And clover lick! Man I miss KY. That was the good old days.
busted88
I was just there last Thursday. Hello fellow Kentuckian!
Ringshadow
Just passing through going to Ohio for work. You people drive like goddamn demons, btw.
Deathbreath666
Yeah it sucks im a kentuckian too
busted88
It's the moonshine or the bourbon.