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Feb 7, 2018 8:31 PM
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bluedragon93
In the books Chewie would have lived longer if he'd had Han neutered too
Emac94
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
They're good Solos, Chewbacca.
sanaujiram
kythorn
mrnosey
Spitfire2865
Dont you just hate when your dogs kid leaves you on an exploding moon?
Firetowerdude
Quite a few star wars fans wish that too.....
heyimwalkenhere
rhinocerass
That dog is from Alabama. Calling it now
mrnosey
NoEyesPlayer
DoggeeHobar
If you die alone in a house with your wookie it'll try to beat you in chess
UnicornLoves
He not wrong
InRainbows555
Unsust4in4ble
And then I read "cookies" and everything just did not make sense. Twice.
Mmmmmmh
mrnosey
cyberpunxie
mrnosey
Damn right
ILikeLarry
Hi I’m Bob Barker reminding you to spay and neuter your smugglers
JasonAbbadon
Find me a dog that can fire a quad-cannons and I'll buy it- gotta keep the cats in line somehow.
88wut
Chewie has a fake ID so he “legally” drink at the wookie club. He’s only 120 which is underage for his people.
mrnosey
So he's illegal?
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
Wrong, this is not. Breed carefully, humans must.
mrnosey
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Who's human actually??
Ceemcgee27
Since when do we know how old Chewie is?
ThatQuietlySmirking
Since literally when ANH first came out. He's always been given as 200+ years old.
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
Probably info somewhere in a visual dictionary indicating wookies live at least 4 centuries.
mrnosey
I...err..yep
snakeoilsalesman
According to Mr Wikipedia he was 200 when he met Han.
fewe
God I knew he was old because you see him in clone wars when anakin was still learning to be a master but Jesus
DemonLollipop
Don't you mean wookiepedia? :D
snakeoilsalesman
That way leads to the Disney side.
snakeoilsalesman
*blah blah blah not Disney blah blah bollocks*
DatDarthCaedus
Nope, his age is actually consistent in both Legends and Canon. Disney-era material gives the same approximate year of birth for him.
snakeoilsalesman
Neato.
h0tdoglatte
yeah but then he would have gotten all fat.
sassybeckalicious
Elvis Solo ...*bbeeneernnnnwoooow
mrnosey
Well... he kinda did...
heyimwalkenhere
mrnosey
TheAmazingPencil
It's kinda difficult to get fat as a bounty Hunter
mrnosey
Uh.... have you seen Dog?
ScrappyDoo23
Han isn't a bounty hunter.
MrMemethief
He’s a space station
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
He’s no space station
LordDiabloeye
He's a rock!