DarthTurducken
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I have to admit some of these are giving my mouth a boner
EDIT: Correct sauce is: http://slowrobot.com/i/38503
Aug 28, 2015 12:41 PM
DarthTurducken
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EDIT: Correct sauce is: http://slowrobot.com/i/38503
slothslothsloth
Chickpea, you look like Mr. Peanut's deformed brother that he's ashamed of but has to pretend to like, 1 minute down 29-34 to go
longjohndickweed
+1 earned, and so +1 is given
muthangya
That apple sandwich is going to splooge all over you with one bite.
butteredbread
Cut into wedges and put peanut butter on sides and sprinkle chocolate chips on top. A FULL plate if awesome. With TONS of pb!!
pleaseletthisonework
lol'd
Antennaehead
Make them open faced.
Fingding
It'll be worth it
BugCatcherNiick
+1 for splooge
Surrealle
I was thinking the chocolate chips would serve as a support infrastructure..
Wakborder517
Found the engineer
DarthTurducken
Or the diabetic
BreadyStinellis
Yeah, it really needs to be open faced.
DarthTurducken
You know you want to be splooged on
muthangya
Yeah, but not that quickly.
Zordicron
I made those 20 years ago as a kid. Green apple, peanut butter, mini marshmallows. DO IT. For "no splooge" cut apple into wedges instead/1
Zordicron
of discs, to make bite size, cut wedges in half. use two wedges to make sandwich. (or halves to make bites)
mollyMcTrunkins73
Or if you're lazy like me, just put a dab of peanut butter and a couple marshmallows on your apple for every bite. YUUUUUMMMM. :-D
Shyz
Yeah it pissed me off when I saw it because it's already bad enough with normal sandwiches.
satanscott
How do I pin this?
TotalSmartAss
click on the heart next to the up and down vote arrows
taxxus
Click the plus at the bottom of the share panel to the left for more sharing options besides Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit. Pinterest is #3
ShanibalLector
Just save the picture and upload it the old fashioned way
officerjt
To the left of photos/comments there is a share key, click the + and it has pinterest on there.
DarthTurducken
You can pin the source link http://slowrobot.com/i/38503 or there are browser plugins for Pinterest
jdrocker45
You. I like you.
wavesofvibrations
file, print, grab a thumb tack, and go nuts
misteremjay
Wakborder517
Great show
spaghettifacebang
Just put your whole phone inside of a mason jar.
HighrockTendales
Amazing reference.
duhshinna
I want to make more accounts just to upvote this comment. +1
cringeandpurge
Either I'm the only one who got this joke, or I'm the only one who thought it was a good joke.
DarthTurducken
I wasn't sure myself..oh well
maybealwayswrong
Was that what he was talking about? Reddit?
satanscott
Ya. I think this went over a few heads. LMAO
muhfuckinass
I don't even use Pinterest at all and I got this...its not that complicated
DoctorNirn
Pffft, of course it was a joke, I knew that, see I'm laughing because I got the joke: HAHaHASGA. I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING!
DarthTurducken
okay now HOW DO I PIN TO REDDIT
BaeCaughtMeSlippin
There's always money in the banana hotdog stand
SteveBonasera
#Bluth
WaltWITTman
I respect the dominant tone of these cooking demands
WaltWITTman
Gordon Ramsey made this list
Qualtagh
z0civic
Don't tell me what to do!
ColdRice
BlankMage
DO THESE DELICIOUS FOODS LOOK LIKE FUCKING SUGGESTIONS TO YOU?!
jumpingigawatts
Whoever is making these kind of demands can tell me to do whatever they hell they want.
maybealwayswrong
I could imagine a your a hot girl speaking only to me. Sucks the rest of imgur had to see it as well :/
thisplaceisnotforyou
If you like that then check out thug kitchen. It's awesome!
StarscreamAndHutch
.
mellowdrama
Roll your grapes in sugar and serve with a box of Jello. Just do it.
TachyonCode
SAY "WTF" ONE MORE TIME!
PhilMcBuckoL
I got an accidental boner... I swear!
iamthisguy247
You like that yogurt and fruit in a waffle bowl? Yeah you do you slut.
PhilMcBuckoL
I got a boner.
thelongestwait
That's the kind of porn I like.
evula
DarthTurducken
ADD NUTELLA TO YOUR OATMEAL! ... DO IT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
mybrothersmario
Can, can I not? I dislike Nutella, tastes like cheap overly sweetened chocolate.
truckdrivershowcase
You're not my supervisor!
friedmayonaiseballs
I can actually vouch for the Nutella in the oatmeal trick! It's delicious!
TachyonCode
I love your username. +2 OP.
DarthTurducken
Why, thank you!
RolfTheSonOfaShepard
Just.... Do it!!!
cuervo0921
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW!
IHopeTheyThinkThisIsACoolUsername
DON"T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
GayKitty64
*Slowed Down* JJUUUUHHHSSSSSTTTTT DDDOOOOO EEEEETTT!!!
MOTHERFUCKINGRAPTORJESUS
ADD BLOODERADE TODAY
DM2323
yessuh, mastuh suh. yous always knows whatsa best
Skuzzbucket
That's incredibly racist... keep up the good work.
GreaterDog
Yea, not all butlers are British!
DM2323
yessuh, thankyuh suh! it ain't my fault dat mastuh started this here post with uh watamelon... look'n mighty fine, suh!
FlexLuthor
I want to see how far you can take this.
mamadoom
Someone posted on Imgurians United yesterday to ask what to put Nutella on. I had a list.
Misora
Pretty much: "Does it go in your mouth? If so yes." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mamadoom
Giggity.
mybrothersmario
Can, can I not? I dislike Nutella, tastes like cheap overly sweetened chocolate.
varsil
I feel like the fig one is cheating, because figs are delicious and could probably manage to still be tasty when paired with rabbit shit.
Zordicron
I live in WI, please tell me where I can buy fresh figs.
varsil
Uhh, the local Italian Food Center in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada? Might be a bit of a drive, though.
Zordicron
I remain figless. We have a lot of great things in WI, but figs are absent.
GeneralBastard
OOOO gnocchi Mac and cheeeeeeeeeee!!!
pennemin
Exactly. I need to make this.
ExperimentKraj
I expected this to get increasingly weird until it was telling me to add anthrax to my salad and demon blood to my ice cream.
codyfun123
Yes please.
DarthTurducken
I had a "tiger blood" snow cone once. it was a spicy red syrup. I didn't ask any questions.
TachyonCode
I tried shark meat once. Was spicy, do not know why.
Finaleekarel
Mashed potatoes on a sandwich. Do you want some carbs for your carbs?
bosstonez
Can I get a sprinkling of corn starch on top?
PerAngustaAdAugusta
I put potato salad on my beef brisket sandwich yesterday... but I do *love* carbs with my carbs.
ninjafinity
Thanksgiving sandwich, dude!
Texantioch
I made a Kraft Mac n Cheese burrito once. I had a carbgasm in my mouth
Finaleekarel
Holy Jesus that's some next level shit right there
hudsonguy
Just put it in a breadbowl...
strangledbyaturtleneck
There's a place on my campus that makes Thanksgiving dinner wraps, complete with stuffing, mashed potatoes, turkey, and cranberry sauce.
WhatEvenIsDis
I'm all for mashed potatoes on most things...mainly just a plate, but a sandwich? you animal.
HesGotTwoFirstNames
dancealittlestranger
I do.
StabbyMcMurder
Its delicious. I've been eating mashed potato sandwiches since before I can remember. People always think I'm weird but it's sooo good.
Recherei
not if you use kfc deep-fried chicken fillets in place of the bread
blitherypoop
A lot of these seem like "Add unhealthy shit to your healthy shit."
tellingyouhowitreallyis
They're not really "unhealthy" when moderated, and these seem like generally reasonable amounts to pair with other foods.
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
Came to comment this. Thanks for already being towards the top.
healthyasfuck
Yes. Always yes.
Finaleekarel
Lol me too ;-;
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
I feel like you made your username just for that reply. Bravo
healthyasfuck
Alas I did not.
sexysubsandwich
Not so @healthyasfuck now are we?
oneoldman
Different carbs digest differently and more carbs isn't always bad (~60% of calories for an athlete)
sexysubsandwich
Huh. Neat
SpaceWeatherMan
Plus so long as he works out proportionally to how he eats he should be good.
DRinkWis
I agree all the carbs!
IridescentLotus
Someone's not from Indiana. Carbs specifically belong next to other carbs!!! Noodles and mashed potatoes for instance
glitterskitter
uh huh! Carb city is where it's at.
eromitlab
You're goddamn right I do.
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
Some days that's all I eat...
olds97lss
I used to eat pan fried potato sandwhiches... I miss childhood.
olds97lss
*sandwiches... stupid h's.
Stonefruitlove
sprinkle them with alphabet soup noodles
Redeyer
This is the one I was most excited about.
EricWatson
I used to put mashed potatos and pot roast into a sandwich. Its pretty good.
Statboy78
My brother preferred to put meatloaf and mashed potatoes on a sandwich.
AppleFoster
This is my general thought process of people who eat garlic toast with spaghetti. I don't get it, never have. Whole family loves it...
NeonAdz
I recommend cheese and onion crisps in a ham and butter sandwich.
lizwah
I have never tried this with ham.. Tomorrow. Thank you kind sir.
NeonAdz
I always thought this was a Northern Irish Thing cause majority I talk to are like "wtf thats wrong on so many levels"
lizwah
Nah people are just weird. Someone made me try and them like 10 years ago.
NeonAdz
Well...? How was it??
Koshunae
Yo dawg i heard you like carbs...
newsguycraigevans
Aren't carbs good now? It came out when they decided coffee was bad again and beer was good, but eggs are neutral.
GroundWalker
Mashed potatoes, lettuce, thin slices of cucumber, some meat. Ultimate (lazy) sandwhich.
Lederpin
we make a Turkey sandwich with bread, stuffing,and cranberry Mayo. It's to die for.
Popyseed11
Thanksgiving Dinner I always make a sandwich with turkey mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Yes! So good!
Croso
That's how I felt about the sprite in baking
goodguyC
I do this shit all the time! I also do the egg hash browns sandwiches!
Lederpin
we make a Turkey sandwich with bread, stuffing,and cranberry Mayo. It's to die for.
bigbrother
Don't forget the pasta!
mellowdrama
Banana on a bun.
justforthefakepoints
That's a post turkey day norm in every house I've been in.
SoundOfTheBleep
this is exactly what i do with all of my Salt Lick BBQ leftovers.
ChickswithKnives
The British eat something called a chip butty sandwich. It's French Fries on bread. The name alone should be a warning, but hey, it's good
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ChickswithKnives
Yea, I should have written "A sandwich called a chip butty." I didn't realize it was Scottish thing though. TMYK.
lizwah
Definitely not a Scottish thing, maybe the "piece & chips" name is, but not buttys. Some people just call sandwiches buttys.
FievelMousekewitz
Sacrilege to use french fries. Must use chunky chips, the home made ones that are more like finger sized potatoes. And lots of butter.
ChickswithKnives
I'm American, they're all French Fries to me. ;-)
buttermyarse
Also, crisp sandwiches are fucking amazing.
olds97lss
Is the "butty" part, butter?
ChickswithKnives
No, but that would make sense.
Jimio
You should try a chip butty with mozzarella cheese. Sooo good
LateNightBunnyParty
Right? I'm that weird person who doesn't like starchy things. Like, why do I need fries with my burger when I've got the bun? Just gross.
MrMarmalade88
2000 - 2000 = 0.... 2000 - 1000 = 1000... 2000 = move around. 1000 = use escalators, park as close to destination as possible etc. Get fat.
HeWhoPours
Was gonna say, a lot of these are throwing a shit ton of carbs/salt into already carby salty shit. Some of the fruit/yogurt shit is good.
Seggs
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
Had to scroll down way to much to find this!!!
websurfintime
The day after Thanksgiving I always make an ultimate sandwich with mashed taters on top of my stuffing n turkey sandwich
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
I do that at the holiday meal.
Maddashes17
Foreman, a wise man once said, "Know thyself." And that man's name......was Tater Nuts!
websurfintime
And let's not forget the gravy on top of that !
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Plus cranberry sauce!
plusoneagainstblondes
DUDE THIS IS THE ONLY REASON I LIKE THANKSGIVING. Epic Turkey Sandwiches. Throw gravy and cranberry sauce on that bitch. So good.
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
Yes! Best part of thanksgiving right there!
mdumbblonde
day after? Later that night.
kelseysaurusrex
As soon as I can breathe again after having pie
DrJohnnyZoidberg
*just after all the leftovers are finally put away
TopangaMatthews
And for the next week.
FerretBomb
Yep. Fuck your keto.
Zman135
B-but I put it on my apple sandwich :(
pookiecorn
Dr oetker make a pasta pizza...o.O
gamblingpoet
In college, we used to make Stovetop stuffing sandwiches.
TopangaMatthews
That's literally a bread sandwich.
gamblingpoet
Yo dawg...I heard you like bread, so we put bread inside your bread so you can eat bread while eating bread.
MrRoybert
On occasion ill do stove top stuffong waffles. Step 1 make stuffimg. Step 2 put stuffimh in waffle iron. Step 3 enjoy.
ThatShiftyMonkey
i just set a box of stuffing mix on the cointer for dinner later. now i have to go scrounge up the waffle iron. with syrup?
MrRoybert
you could. If you put syryp on it. Let me know how it is. But i usually cut it in half and put sliced deli turkey on it. Its delicious.
Anothermillenial
Spanish "Torta de Patata" sandwich is pretty much the physical answer to that question
DragonStar
I came all the way down here to tell you that if you handed me that 'hotdog' I would punch you in the throat.
scientifantastic
No.
iamafakebarista
Shut your mouth, whore.
iamafakebarista
Sorry, i get emotional about food.
MagicalTestical
I'm gonna need at least 4 marijuanas before trying any of this
JockMcSting
Don't go over 30....
SalientSeven
Most of these sound really, really disgusting.
Kisamex96
Just try some, you might be shocked
SalientSeven
Notice I said, "Most". Some are acceptable.
SalientSeven
Insert Lemon Grab Unacceptable Gif
TachyonCode
Don't knock it until you've puked on your kid sister after trying it.
SalientSeven
I am the kid sister.
TachyonCode
My condolences.
ayymamacita
Some of these seem like cravings of a pregnant chic
Wakborder517
Or a college kid freshly on their own. Don't they have about the same diet?
UsChickens
Fuck you and your pinterest-ass food. Fuckin' individually stuffed raspberries my arse. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Atreefellinthepark
Thank you.
kayteeblue
LMFAO. Even though I upvoted you, I do love stuffing raspberries with small blueberries and eating them like that. They're delicious.
MoaConstrictor
Or stuffing pickeled onions with olives and then stuffing the olives withe cream cheese so they look like funny little eyeballs
lizwah
Yeah you could definitely just eat chocolate and berries at the same time. Why all the fuckin' hassle?
JamesTotally
Take some PB&J. Roll it in a tortilla and grill it.
TachyonCode
Trying that.
Wakborder517
Wilco!
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
One ingredient version: Pour Whiskey on Everything
CaptainTinyTongue
Whiskey apples! Whiskey meat! Whiskey nutella! Damn @xgadjitx you fine!
DarthTurducken
YOU DAMN RIGHT!
SuP4L337Kil4CaPaCoP
Maybe it's just me, but all of these are the most fucked up combo I have ever seen...
ViolentPotato
I've tried the salted water melon, it just tastes like salty fucking watermelon. It's terrible.
BecauseBenjamin
Peanut butter in ramen is the shit tho. It melts into your broth and makes a soup similar to tantanmen. Add spicy rayu and it's perfection
salriella
The onion soup burgers are great! You can also make meatballs like that, and it's gluten and egg free.
BetterLuckyThanGood
Right? Literally none of these sound appealing to me.
AbradolfLinclerSanchez
Apple pie soda float sounds delicious.
fusrohjordan
Nah man. Grilled PB&J is the only way to eat them. Use crunchy PB though. Holds it together.
fusrohjordan
Nah man. Grilled PB&J is the only way to eat them. Use crunchy PB though. Holds it together.
Imgursaurusrex
These sound great! But....... You're making quick snack foods take too long to make.
Schlosey
Upvote for correct usage of too and to.
PhiIIipJFry
you have incredibly depressing standards
Imgursaurusrex
Lol,,, it's a sad world we live in.
HelloILikeEels
GUYS GRILLED PB&J IS WHERE IT'S AT
FakePlasticTreehugger
My mom is lactose intolerant. That shit and Grilled PB and Banana was my childhood.
fusrohjordan
THANK YOU!! SOMEONE WHO GETS IT
JamBarn
Add sugar or fat to everything.
OhhhDrZaius
grilled chickpeas are good for you
rasmis
There is one (1) that doesn't do that. The mashed potatoes on a sandwich. But *all* of the rest are “add sugar/fat to your food”.
JamBarn
"Check out these hacks" that the entire fast food industry has known for 70 years.
Krenum
I'm sold on the gnocci mac and cheese
TywinStark
SHUT UP There's no mac it's just gnocchi and cheese! YOU ALL SUCK
gringissimo
I've got some gnocci in the cupboard right now. Got me thinking..
QUAY1
Have you tried frying it?
ChloePrice
Or turning it off and on again?
AREYOUHAVINGPUNYET
I've done this before with gorganzola cheese. Fuggin' delicious.
rolemodelfailure
I made a gnocchi pesto mac and cheese with sausage recently. Utterly delicious.
Krenum
See... I was all set to grill fajitas this weekend. Now I'm starting to change my mind!
anon2424
Me too!
Wckdwabbit
I've done it before. It's awesome.
LazloKnight
I was just fine up until that one pic, but after seeing it I'm apparently starving.
ZOMGNO
I'm totally making this tonight, it looks awesome!
Asrodrig
I did it all for the gnocci
Hendlton
Hey, that's a word I once heard on Master Chef AU!
gelmibsondraws
i thought 'mac' stood for macaroni.... macaroni and gnocchi... two different types of pasta...
buttermyarse
Gnocchi isn't pasta, its a potato dumpling.
gelmibsondraws
right, but calling it gnocchi mac and cheese would imply you are also using 'mac'
buttermyarse
Just to be awkward, that's still only one type of pasta though :P
gelmibsondraws
...which you are not using at all. you're just using the cheese. murica...
blueodie
I feel like this already orthodox. Given the strange recipes the others were going for, this suggestion felt out of place
agesexlocation
I'm on a 3 day juice only cleanse. I was close to tears when I saw this one.
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
Sorry, but this "cleanse" diets are bullshit. They clean nothing.
agesexlocation
I actually have a hemmeroid and I'm just trying to get regular. And cleanses do in fact make you shit.
tashiwa
Hemorrhoid/haemorrhoid. Also that sucks, hopefully that pesky vein fixes itself soon.
Krenum
My condolences...
shockbunnie
Those weren't the GLITTER BERRIES!
taigitsune
Dat reference tho.
LateNightBunnyParty
Marry me.
OptimisticNihilisticTinyAndFerocious
I feel like the apple sandwich one is not a good idea . . .all the stuff would just smoosh out the sides when you tried to bite down.
Zordicron
green apple, peanut butter, mini marshmallows. Use wedges instead of discs. Cut wedges in half to make bite size if you want.
mollyMcTrunkins73
Or just dab pb and marshmallows directly on your apple with every bite! I find it to be easier, less messy... SO GOOD :-D
Rand0mP3rs0n
Also, there would be a hole in the center where the core was for everything to fall out of as well
OptimisticNihilisticTinyAndFerocious
(....This is commonly referred to as the Ice Cream Sandwich Phenomenon)
zxcvbnmmssdh
I knew about the watermelon one. When I was younger I just threw salt on everything and I threw it on watermelon and it tasted amazing.
salriella
I sprinkle oranges with sugar myself.
Pikkupanda
Yep. Known thing in the south.
TotalSmartAss
..and all those times over your shoulder. You must have an amazing life by now.
CaptainHughJass
I have literally known that for as long as I can remember... I thought everyone did it...
bentwrenches
I learned about salt on pineapple as a kid on Hawaii.
txronin55
We have always salted watermelon. Surprised to find other people didn't.
themagicalnarwhal
In japan, we also put salt on watermelon. However, i didn't really like the salt as much, but it certainly did make the watermelon sweeter.
ampelamati
i like using tajin.
iChangeMyNameToBeRelevant
Salt inhibits your bitter taste buds. That's why it goes well on just about anything. In the watermelons case the sweetness is more defined
Houstonruss
"Put salt on your watermelon" it might make it taste better for some, but to me it is just salty melon and it's disgusting XD
hottpunkchick
No I'm sorry, you are wrong and you should feel bad.
Houstonruss
It's not a question of who is wrong, because it's personal taste.
SmittyTheTruckDriver
Salty melon is disgusting. To me, it's 0% sweeter and 100% ruined melon.
kittypixplz
THANK YOU. Everyone sings praises to this, and I felt so disappointed, because all I got was salty watermelon. I thought I was the only one.
CoconutCyclone
It's good on bad watermelon. The kind you wouldn't want to eat because it's kinda sour. Salt improves that to edible for me.
CoconutCyclone
It ruins the shit out of good watermelon though. Definitely doesn't make it taste sweeter.
Mexrose75
Must be cold
Orncore
Another one: Ground up Doritos and user them as breading for chicken tenders
babiibug
Holy fuck.
MightAsWellPlayTheVillain
Flaming hot cheetos instead
Zordicron
Use the "jacked" giant size doritos, the blue bag ranch dipped hot wings flavor. Such flavor, very spice.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Cool Ranch Doritos or Rice Krispie cereal for bread crumbs also makes it gluten free :
Jawsmine
I used crushed trisquits in a pinch and it worked great!
TheCur
Don't do this. Tried it, then deep fried the chicken. Was very bland. :( Super disappointed.
TachyonCode
That sounds like a personal problem. But +1 for trying it.
FedEXguy
This is one of those times that baking the chicken would have been more flavorful than frying.
GetOffMyLawnYa
Don't put salt on watermelon. Buy good watermelon. Dull, not shiny. Heavy. Golden-yellow solid color ground spot. Fuck salt.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
TAJIN
ViolentPotato
I've tried that before and it doesn't taste sweet it just fucking tastes like salty watermelon and it's horrible
TheRicM
As a Filipino, we put salt on various fruits. Mostly half-ripe fruits like mango. Takes out some of the tartness. Super delicious.
Antermosiph
Also knock on it, if it sounds hollow its good.
mollyMcTrunkins73
The higher the pitch, the better it is. :-)
sanri0
Ground spot?
GetOffMyLawnYa
If the melon ripens without being screwed with, it starts out with a whitish spot where it contacts the ground. The spot darkens when ripe.
pringlesyum
I like it with chili
Statboy78
We also put salt on our cantaloupe, especially if homegrown.
deadandbloated
Garlic powder and cilantro are pretty damn good on watermelon, salted or not
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
This! As a person born and raised along the Gulf Coast, watermelon has always been a summer food staple. Good, fresh melon - NO salt!
Scoregasm666
Gulf coast reppin'!
sertcake
From the Gulf Coast but I've put salt on my watermelon for years. Makes it extra sweet!
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
My mother and sister both use salt on their watermelon too. It just completely removes all sweetness and ruins the flavor to me.
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
I +1'd ya' for expressing your opinion even though I disagree.. but I see how it is. :P
sertcake
I didn't downvote you! My hubby agrees with you, even if I think y'all are crazy
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
Ah lol... Yeah, I've always been the odd-one-out in my family. I don't put salt on ANY fruit. I'm some sort of weird purist or something.
cvnk
Salting your watermelon makes it taste sweeter. Also saltier. And why eat anything that's not salty?
GaiusOrpheus
Sea water is the best!
deadandbloated
IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
DarthTurducken
Brawndo!
Surrealle
I'd rather not fuck salt, that just sounds painful
GetOffMyLawnYa
Chicken.
DarthTurducken
Fuck chickens?
GetOffMyLawnYa
You have no proof of that.
MrParticleboard
only to teach the importance of reading
MosDeaf
salt and lime is great on watermelon.
spaceymonkey
That sounds good, what's the recipe?
ValChillmer
Literally just squirt lime/lemon juice over watermelon slices/cubes, then salt it. Not really a "recipe".
spaceymonkey
Ahhhhhhh......., thanks?
devcoffee
Good on tequila too
HEYMABRINGMEADAMNJUICEBOX
I'll give your mouth a boner
urseppos
Gave his mum one.
IWouldDoThings
Lets be honest, boners are delicious too.
YblocReval
Now we're talkin!
DarthTurducken
MMmfmmgmhmhmhmhmpppfff!
TachyonCode
"Would you like a new penis?! WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT?!"
idrinkcheapbeer
I'll give my boner to your mouth.
remonsterie
ill give your boner a mouth
TheSpoopiest
hey im tim
DerpyDerpDerpDerp
I searched specifically for this very comment because I knew it had to be in here somewhere already.
stirge
yuuup
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Me too! Didn't even read the post.
rhitard
kvakkerakk
Been there, done that. No regrats.
aurbanpirate
Where did you even find that image?!?!
rhitard
Somewhere in the deep pits of imgur's comments. A guy posted a few images like this.
GRiMGRiZ
why is there a minion on this
rhitard
It's a parody of all the "minion quotes" bullshit where people put their "inspirational" quotes on pictures of minions.
DarthTurducken
I guess you didnt see the minions with quotes from the movie Hellraiser?
Finaleekarel
That cheerio one sounds terrible to me, no offense D: the rear sound good though!
BigDaddyAddy
Heh. Rear. Heh. 69 points.
bigbrother
Cheerios in the rear? O-okay.
JerkStoreCalling
You made me giggle.
Rizic
To clarify. Don't use Honey nut Cheerios, use the normal unsweetened ones.
PraiseMelora
Unsweetened cheerios would be similar to adding croutons to your soup.
Finaleekarel
But they make your mouth taste weird XD kinda like a baby smells sometimes
emilioooooo
wait, you're throwing your ass in soup?
BigDaddyAddy
Throw that ass in a circular bowl of soup.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Freudian slip?
Finaleekarel
God dammit U got me
Finaleekarel
Shit lol I meant rest!!!
ciaobella22
that's what she said
Skotty
Dat rear.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Technically, a bowl of Cheerios is a soup.
Cassiraa
You want to try something really good? Goldfish crackers in your Tomato soup. That is tasty.
Finaleekarel
See those are both salty things so I believe you xD
ConfessorOfTruth
I am currently waiting on tomato soup. And I am so angry don't have goldfish crackers right now
Cassiraa
Make a grilled cheese and dip it in there instead. Do_it.gif
SandboxMagician
In the rear with the gear!
wantfastcars
Yeah, some sound tasty, others sound gross. Peanut butter in a bowl of ramen?
achriya
My sister's fiance swears that it's delicious, but I haven't tried it.
andimusprime
With siracha. It's a Thai style. Peanut butter is used heavily in Thai food
WhimsicalCalamari
Maybe if it mixes in enough, it might be a decent crappy simulation of Thai food instead of just a decent crappy simulation of Japanese food
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
Try it! It's especially good with spicy ramen.
psirynn
I've actually tried it, and it's not bad at all, provided it mixes in right and doesn't make the texture weird.
iamthisguy247
You could crack an egg into the ramen and it would cook into it I think.
Thaifortune
Egg with Ramen is pretty common and you can do it multiple ways. Whisk it and add it like egg drop soup, put it in before the noodles(1/2)
Thaifortune
to poach it, or wait longer and let it boil and harden. Personally I prefer it poached, so I can cut the egg and let the yolk mix in.
babiibug
I eat peanut butter sandwiches with my ramen. It's a nice combo.
pizzabubble7
I've done this lots of times, but usually when I'm making it less soupy and more like stir fry noodles. Or cold noodle salad.
rockfireman
Yes that sounds weird, like putting peanut butter on burgers which apparently is a thing.
chonas
For the fig one. . . stuff with goat cheese, wrap with proscuitto and broil. Then hit with a balsamic glaze on top.
Landroid55
I wish I could favorite a comment!!!!
tombofscabs
Hit that bitch in the mouth
Kaorikasai
Hello, future husband.
postapocalyptic
What? No arugula???
chonas
I like them as single bites, so arugula would just be for presentation. You want peppery . . just crack some pepper lol.
littlecatdog
I was going to say the same thing but with gorgonzola! So delicious.
pringlesyum
This exactly. Figs always have prosciutto and go under the broiler. Yum
eBLT4
Also skip prosciutto and balsamic glaze and just drizzle on honey
AuntieMeat
I've had a pizza with those ingredients before and it was amazing, but I may need to try this shortcut-to-flavortown method soon.
MasterOfEntropy
Now we're talking.
dorenavant
This sounds awesome! Thank you!!!
whitbymural
Well...I'm on my way to the store right now!!
soleilange
*sploosh*
PoppinLochNessHopster
I wish prosciutto didn't make me gag :(
platypuspower
It looks sooo delicious, even the name sounds like it tastes good.. But that flavor... It's like shitty, dissapointment bacon
chonas
Then use bacon.
kwongdzu
I have yet to see even one edible fig at a store in my region .___.
ThatMedicThatNeedsAKidney
Are you Italian?
chonas
American. I just love good food. I make a mean okonomiyaki, apple pie, and chanterelle ravioli as well.
ThatMedicThatNeedsAKidney
You single?
chonas
Married to a wife that doesn't like that I have to "doctor up every recipe." lol.
ThatMedicThatNeedsAKidney
Shame. Hahah jk Asking cause I'm Italian & would have done the same^
GuyNamedSean
Stop, stop.. I can only get so erect.
ChavaeUtley
NO ONE ASKED YOU...................but you kinda gave me a mouth orgasm
chonas
N-N-N-necromancer. Glad I could help.
zeradeth
I've been wanting to try figs, I'm going to try this.
vatech
The place I work at does the same exact thing minus the fig. Put it on top of a little arugula.
MatrixDM
You could also marinate the figs in Sambuca... if you're into that kind of thing.
sueshi
marry me.
ThatMedicThatNeedsAKidney
I tried. He's taken
chonas
Sry, wife will not OK bigamy regardless of economic efficiency.
deaddiscodancer
What the heck does 'broil' mean??
Imghurrr
Max heat usually.. basically toast setting
chonas
It's an oven setting that uses only the top heating element for adding char/crispiness/crust to food. In this case crisp bacon, gooey cheese
deaddiscodancer
American for grilling then lol - thanks!
chonas
Grill means heat from bottom, broil means heat from top. I prefer broiling because there are no obstructions to the heat.
fueledbytea
Grill in the UK is when the top heating element produces heat. For from the bottom heat... uh, bbq I guess?
chonas
DOH. . . totally missed this opportunity: Broiling is what happens when you put something in the same room as my mixtape.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
It means grill (but not the American kind of grill).
IAmLobstronomous
Then hit it with balsamic glaze?? Look out, we got a badass here. Mr (or Ms) I have my life together and know how to make food delicious.
LittleRedRotten
It's super easy: it's in the salad dressing aisle. You don't even have to make it. Comes in a squeeze bottle. Eat it by the spoonful. Yum
healthyasfuck
Drools. I've accomplished the peanut butter in the ramen though!
SquirrelyDan210
How much do you put in? I'm interested in trying this lol
healthyasfuck
A tablespoon or so.
SquirrelyDan210
Sounds good. I will have to try it
MrJimmyC
How was it?
OneCraftyHooker
I like to boil an egg in my ramen, or in tomato soup and then top with crumbled bacon and cheese
buttermyarse
Surely that would just make it taste like satay sauce? Which is normal.
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Doesn't sound healthyasfuck though tbh
healthyasfuck
I'm poorasfuck now so maybe I should change my username.
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Haha same here
AsianJim
You're already eating ramen. I think healthy is out the window
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Case in point\
Zordicron
I live in WI. Some one tell me where I can buy a fresh fig. I mean, damn, I would put NOTHING on them if I could actually get some.
scootdawg109
Costco actually gets them from time to time. Like $7 for two dozen or so.
Zordicron
Well they are supposed to build one fairly local soon, I might have to keep an eye on that. Otherwise it's 45 minute drive. Not to bad.
mratio
http://www.agrilicious.org/local/figs/wisconsin Boom goes the dynamite.
Zordicron
I typed in figs within 200 miles and got two results in Illinois.
mratio
:( Google let us both down... Are you anywhere near Milwaukee? I also saw an article about growing figs in WI; and there is always online.
BourbonAndBeards
Whole Foods or sometimes Hyvee, but if you aren't near Madison or Milwaukee I think it would be hard.
Zordicron
North of Appleton, so a tad far haha.
landofahz
Oh my god. Appleton. Do you work at the hospital?
Zordicron
No, I live north of appleton a ways. Prefer not to specify beyond that on the intrawebz.
BourbonAndBeards
I can't imagine there are any Whole Foods that far north...
pringlesyum
I have a fig tree in my yard. Neener neener
Kaorikasai
How much maintenance does it require? I love figs, but I kill everything I touch
Zordicron
Do you live in WI? I thought they needed a special wasp to germinate?
pringlesyum
No, of course not. That tree wouldn't grow in WI. And nope, they don't require a wasp. Those are wild figs. Good luck in your search