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MRW i am watching porn and the camera switches to guy's face.
Jan 17, 2018 6:34 AM
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ScottishPower
I watch gay porn so I'm ok with that.
boloneyjoey
16 saved the vid n showed the coach. Put me in!
writer
Well done. Take it. +1
atleastIwasnt36
Repost
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
And stays there for like 20 seconds.
43rdpresident
And screaming no homo when you cum.
Pauly79
I remember this, they were in the red zone and didn't convert a 3rd down, they're showing him that someone was wide open in the corner.
whosthatspartansittinginthattree
I was looking for this, thanks!
RoutemasterFlash
WHY DO THEY DO THIS, AAAARRGGHHH
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Same for women. He's pounding her hard, suddenly close up of her bored faking face
Affray
I laugh every time the camera unexpectedly pans up to her head and you see her realise it then switch on the sex face and start screaming.
AdamGenesis
... or his ass.
Affray
Dude butt is one thing, and you don't have to like it to acknowledge it's existence. It's the chocolate starfish close ups that should go.
BalmDeBono
I like to see his ass, but I'm gay so...
AWwOOooOOo
He was watching the Vikings win last weekend.
3KidsInATrenchcoat
This gif brought to you by Microsoft Surface.
JohnnySandwich
My company uses Surfaces. Thousands of them. We all feel the same way as Belichek. https://youtu.be/wyhjUFcXgo0
Cilvaa
Weren't the announcers calling them "iPads" and they got told off by Microsoft?
MouseBalls
Yes
KatsuVohlakari
Yeah that's a broken Surface right there. They're not too tough.
jcow1995
And a pain in the ass to repair.
Prescottt
Basically impossible. Better off just using the broken unit as a cutting board.
Bubbabang
GentlemanWendigo
Thankfully I'm gay so I don't mind seeing a guys face in porn since that's one of the things I'm looking for.
amp99
Solution: lesbian porn.
LuukeSkywalker
But that doubles the chances of hearing unexpected queefs
CrazyCatLad
So.
Cilvaa
That sounds like the opposite of a problem!
totallyawesomemom
depends on the guy haha
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
mrw tomlin calls an onside kick with 2:35 remainingand 2 timeouts.
Lahoura
Or the guy starts "dirty" talking and saying the stupidest shit.
edasm
That wouldn't be his reaction...
TavisMcNamara
If they guys actually looked good, I'd be fine with it, but it winds up being some terrifyingly ugly dude with a big dick.
TavisMcNamara
*the. Damn you no editing!
laton
Finally saw the leaked pics of him and Danica Patrick at dinner.
sopunk
We get it Rogers, nobody likes the Microsoft surface.
hornsofthebull
Looks like he's packing it in for the day.
SunBrolem
Or the behind shot. All I see are balls and assholes. Its easily the worst shot yet its in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE.
Affray
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I hate it when they don't show faces enough in porn. Also, it must be weird to not be attracted to some of the people in your porn.
Affray
1)When men watch porn they tend to look at the female's face more than any other part of her body. As far as science can tell it's because
Affray
2)we are wired to adjust our performance based on the responses and needs of our partner. Whereas women tend to look at the sex organs of
Affray
3)both male and female participants about equally and the faces significantly less. Women also look at the background scenery more too.
Lamech777
"mmmmm fuck yeah that's a nice fuckin oceanic sunset view"
Affray
I guarantee there's a fetish community for gorgeous landscapes and pretty sunsets.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I swear I just saw a porn of two guys fucking on a desk and I noticed a pair of scissors on it. "That shit is dangerous!" Almost put me off!
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
But it was Landon Conrad, so how could I stop?
hotdudecurator
Come on, what if the camera zoomed in on Aaron Rodgers?! He's so hot!!!
GentlemanWendigo
I agree. If his football career dies at some point maybe he'd like to pursue 'another' career? I could only wish...
BalmDeBono
There's a leaked picture of him recieving a blowjob somewhere and it's not really hard to find it. *wink*
ahzelton
That doesn't look like her. Close but not her. I'm unconvinced.
Broadway2
Always happens right when you’re about to fire off the knuckle children
SometimesLinkingNSFW
do you know de wae?
HoleyNutSack
I call them my children of the cream
YouHadMeAtAsian
Hahahaha knuckle children fuck that’s amazing
Dukeboysz
Stolf
Culling the herd
cancerriddenlung
Knuckle Children = https://youtu.be/sGTqmgFYYNI
Jupman
Burping the worm
ohscrewit
"Burping the worm?" Glorious
Affray
Gross. I like it.
TheJaDoan
Or the guys sex noise is way louder than the girls.
Thingyshit
It's always either russians or japanese men
professionalwindowlicker
If you think that’s bad you should watch gay porn. Twice the grunts
CrazyCatLad
Which is why I just watch lesbian or solo female or TS vids.
DimensionMaster
I should start a studio specializing in never seeing the dude's face or hearing his fucking voice and use a camerawoman. God dammit.
MostlyCatFavorites
Mr.pov already makes pov scenes where the guy never makes a sound
chrisjfinlay
POV porn on mute
aCartographer
I prefer not to hear the guy at all, rather just mute the whole thing
passbuspass
music compilations, my friend ;)
2Cups
Wow. Thought I was the only one.
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
As a girl, I like that, trying to get a good movie where the woman isn't loudly and badly faking everything is quite hard
hookerbot5000
yup. as a guy 100% agree. try and avoid professional porn as much as possible these days. it's just not interesting anymore
ganym
Me too! *chimes the gay man*
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Welcome to the "We-love-manly-sex-noises" Club!
Shargan8
That's why I have withdrawn myself to amateur-only category.
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Amateur is where it's at.... lots of interesting and fun things going on there
Affray
Every once in a while there'e even a surprise penis or two that pop up where you lest expect.
IAmRelevantToThis
Me too. Try Some of Xander Corvus’s work. He seems to be able to actually make them orgasm so no horrible fake noises.
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Cool thanks, I will check him out
IAmRelevantToThis
Did you ever find any? My fav is him and Melissa the babysitter or something like that. His early stuff is the best
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
oh yes, much fun was ha
xRoyalWolfx
Try some gay porn, hun. I personally guarantee you that the men will be louder than the women.
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Been there, done that, got the orgasm
AdequatelyInadequate
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
I have no shame, I'll watch porn of them too
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Agree. Guy moan is a turn on. I hate those fake women screams
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
It's hard to get turned on when you're like "woman please you are so obviously faking it, that dick's a waste on you"
MovieMoments
My question: why are male porn stars so much uglier than female ones?
pachyderm
because they are slime balls who can proved drugs...?
Grimmjowned
Someone didn't make the audition.
pachyderm
i brought aspirin...
knightswhosayekkiekkiekkiPTANGzoomboingznourrigmNI
Male stars are meant to be empty husks that the viewer projects themselves onto. Porn knows their audience.
ThaEnder
They're mostly just props.
GitRightStik
Stunt Cock!
BigAZNMan
Becausr they're the only ones that can do what the directors want and can hold their load or cum on command.
Affray
1)Because their faces aren't as important as their dicks. And there is a certain set of essential dick related skills that are required to
Affray
2)do porn and not everyone has them. So an ugly dude with the appropriate skills/equipment will get the job every time.
dietderpsy
Because self control is no1 priority
FrozenFoodGuy
Go watch gay porn. That’s where you’ll find all the good looking ones. Or female friendly porn.
Iwannaseeit
SUPPOSEDLY it helps the average (male) viewer not feel bad about themselves or something? Idk, there was a discussion like yesterday front p
Dyslexicbirch
Makes girls feel like shit though
reverseblumpkin
Being good looking is a lower priority than penis size or the ability to maintain an erection through multiple distractions/interruptions.
Alkuam
They use pills and such for that second bit.
PreachItSigard
Am I the only one thinking, "Oh no, a moment in porn not dedicated specifically to the male fantasy?" Women watch porn too, maybe we like it
rudejohn
Women can watch porn that caters to their interests. Still a big turnoff for many straight men when the guy's butthole is the whole screen.
TavisMcNamara
The problem is when the guys are ungodly ugly. And they STILL cut to their faces. I'd give a really good example other than Ron Jeremy 1/2
TavisMcNamara
But the example I'm thinking of is from a site that may or may not exist anymore and it's been at least 5 years since I saw it.
TrebuchetLaunchingFeces
"1 sec let me go to 5:36 so I can look at this dude's face"
ashmenon
If you haven't found it already, check out Hot Guys Fucking. It's straight porn but catered to women so the guys are hot.
SilverWingsofMorning
Gay porn is great too
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Thanks
BalmDeBono
.
Doubledingleberry68
Or zooms in on guys asshole. There was one time i could see he didnt wipe his ass good
DarkerSavant
He didn't have a poop knife? Shame.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Sudden urge for chocolate?
fistermatic5000
I saw one where the guy didn't wipe properly. And it was too late to stop the finish.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
rEALY??
IcouldofbeenaGodbutwastoolazy
That comment was gold. Thanks for making me laugh
sirpsys
Source?
ChronoMango
MidgetWearingaBikini
Can anyone tell me what exactly she's looking at in that gif?
BruceBannersButtplug
OrionRed
balloon knot
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Wtf
RobJenkins
"the Derek Zoolander school for kids who can't read good and want to do other stuff good too"
GNag
good one +1
putthatbackfromwhereitcamefrom
OMG eewwww how do u unsee that shit...u don't that's how!
StonesSteiner
ScottishPower
Well that's what you get for watching scat porn
Mayokopp
This is why I can't stand Fake Taxi, too often you only see that old dude's disgusting ass
Wormbo2
Female fake taxi ma man. Trampy hot lady guaranteed, and maybe girls, maybe some good solid talking to...
Treblaine
poorwhitetrash
I appreciate you ruining my whole day with one comment. Thanks.
DrClaww
I'll have to stop by tomorrow and start a tradition
TehStoner
God bless 4K
RoyS135
notthedevilipromise
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Sounds shitty
kiwibrandon103
Username checks out
HappyJello
"One time"
Prebez
.. at band camp ...
CasuallyImguring
PunjabiMacgyver
as in every time
toasteheh
Affray
KronksChin
Wormbo2
....ya nasteyyy
Alphareus
Porn in 4k is a blessing and a curse
erithr
i just found out recently that a lot of guys don't clean their assholes in the shower cause they think it makes them gay.
Eggscalibur
Enigmastick
Or when the guy is waaaay louder than the girl.
kekdom
I've seen few clips scenes with parts of TP stuck in the curly hair.
xrayx
Well don’t look straight into it!
GentlemanWendigo
There's no excuse for that. As a gay man, if I ever saw that in a porn I was watching I'd probably wouldn't be able to watch porn again.
Doubleadaptor
Unless a person has a skat fetish. Then go wild.
xochiluvr
Krispy Kreme calls that the "Chocolate Iced"
radioactivesmurf
TheGhostOfBobDole
Ew.
Ravenuser
If I were to do a porn, I'd power wash every inch of my body.
Jusmar
Inside too just in case
Ravenuser
Do you want intestinal lacerations? Because this is how you get intestinal lacerations.
IAmBoredAtWork
maybe the first few times...
Ravenuser
Point is, I already do. Not power wash, but being clean is how I roll...
shmekie
And a nice anal bleaching too
pmartinez5150
Are you accepting applications?
Ravenuser
Depends.
EvolvedLurker
You want to be their fluffed?
EvolvedLurker
Fluffer*
pmartinez5150
A job’s a job, even if it blows.
GUVMENTCHEEZE63
I wouldn’t shower for a week. Give em the old cheese under the foreskin taste test
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Lmfao. I died right there in class
cutecharlieuniformnovembertango
I gagged but then I laughed. Sigh, upvote it is.
DoctorBright
nellietta
Oh my god gross
Wunderhaus
Endlogic
I barfed inside. You deserve the upvote.
BlossomVoid
amyrose
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Yoink
pr0nty
You want to punish your coworkers with your body?
nonameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ARetardedLemur
Paoloc0mments
*well
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
The man saw an unwarranted dirty butthole, leave him be :(
ComcastLover
Thekindofkindlyman
Cindy! The tv is leaking
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Stick it over the balcony!