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Apr 27, 2017 1:19 AM
FragileDonkey
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MeatFlyingThroughTheKitchen
If you watch it backwards he actually saves a life
Vdubchandler
Somebody's gonna fuck that, it's that guy
titwrench
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
TrustMeImABassist
What a cute way to get rid of your wife!
NaziZombiePrincessKenny
That is one strange way to start any porn.
beckylynchapples
A young chris pratt in the last image casually stroking dat mermaids ass
Freakiestsumo
Part of the ship part of the crew part of the ship part of the crew part of the ship part of the crew part of the ship part of the crew
karateshark
The Dutchman needs a living heart....
Vazhox
She knew what she was... getting in to.
kdawgca
Start from the bottom image and work your way to the top. Much better story.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
MagicSquid
omg they killed her!
TitMcgee
crispin007
nrkst
oheythere
So...you just left her there?
kittenjeep
OMG! That's fabulous - and what a perfect spot for the sculpture!!
waltjrimmer
I don't know why, but with the sun hitting you in that last shot, you look like Andy Dwyer, whose reaction to seeing a mermaid in a river>
waltjrimmer
>I can only imagine in fond fantasies.
mitchrz
MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER
Burke616
Wow, guys, this is brilliant. Metal for fish. It's like a whole untapped market!
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM REDIADMRUM
LunarApocalypse
Is this considered sculpture cheating?
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
offbalance
I may have zoomed on some
pianosleeves
So... you saw it too, yeah?
SaraPrice
look at him touch the butt guys... shes definitly still in there. nobody touches the butt like that unless its real
pomax
Plaster of Paris burns: that shit's not funny. Amputations can happen as a result. Don't try this at home unless you know your materials.
lykanlupus
I use the exact same technique to get rid of the bodies, the only downside to this is that you end up with a lot of statues over time...
azriim
https://m.imgur.com/a/o4n6h
nakedangel
Are those her pubes?
d4ddycool
panties gone in #5
Tinycuddlefish
Looking at #3 it looks like pubes...
LangdaaTyaagi
Yesssssssss
Tinycuddlefish
Can't tell if pubes or black panties.
mangetmoneywiththegang
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azgrak
Rule 34, mummification is a thing.
TachyonCode
This, however, was not mummification, as there was no brain to remove.
redloki55
I think the person was describing the encasement aspect
Hybris51129
redloki55
more like encasement?
Sapphire829
Can confirm
TheDarkNerd
Black palette wrap (security wrap) works really well for it, apparently. Still haven't used my roll, though.
disidi
craze
An now the internet has taught me another thing I could have been fine never knowing. Thanks!
fredsayingthatsmyfetish
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Lightfinder100
Oh look another rabbit hole
QwertyBam
Also a Rule 34 thing.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Well there's a hole alright
Frirg
I fucking hate drowners
BurbleNutz
Can you ever get them on the third consecutive hit though?
ohmegatron
I don't even bother with them anymore. I get no experience from them and they're so numerous and easy. I just run right past them.
SugarSmack
I don't run past anything. I kill everything, I loot everything. I do every single quest. And, yes, I realize I have a problem.
Frirg
I'm the same way, hate em but hey I gotta loot everything haha
SpiderGoBurp
ohmegatron
Lol where you at in the game? If you've reached skellige you could probably go back to velen and they'll all be one hit kills. I'm on my 1
ohmegatron
second playthrough and I can take out 2 or three with a shot of igni.
SpiderGoBurp
I have about 350 hours in the game. I absolutely love the witcher series. :)
PontifexMechanicus
I can sympathize with her. I've also gotten plastered and woke up in a creek.
AlkeneThiol
jonah74
WoeToHice
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Empathize.
narcolepticturtle
Came back to upvote +1
allibaster12
This made me laugh. +1
beardomancer
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Is she still in there?
PatuMedra
do you have a brain ?
Bot17629A98001
Can you take a joke?
PatuMedra
No i don't. i only take jokes by the dozen
Adyle
Yes... yes she is.
kimbozo
Omg hahahahahaha thanks. I geeked out
trover13
I just want to know who the one person who downvoted you is.
codenamenothing
Hannibal season 6
Malloreon
If only!
Rayxor
Performance art.
one100hundred
Next morning there was a homeless man spooning the mermaid
SuspiciousCharacter
Some say that she's still alive and trapped to this very day.
despoticmushroom
Yup
fbutt09
Y tho.jpg
AvexV
Yes, so she wont escape. That is one fancy poke ball though
ThePowerOf42
https://aftertherosepodcast.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/addamsfamily.gif?w=840
Phoenixbreed
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warehouse13/images/2/26/All_the_Time_in_the_World.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130702195157
treyjan60
*muffled screams*
33WhiskeyTX
I know this is a joke, but the plaster is a mold. The final sculpture would not be possible with a human incased in it.
blonx
This is her life now
Deathfrombelow
*death
Richardglute
How else would you keep her
CabooseKbuse
cptwott
This brought up a brilliant idea for my gf i keep in the cellar
Masier
Normally a ring. Doesn't always work tho.
BenSnow97
It does if it's forged in the fires of Mount Doom
iamthisguy247
Probably poked some breathing holes in her.
Wednesdude
yeah three of them on some strategic points.
bruudwin
"poked some breathing holes in her" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tumbleblindly
breeding*
budthespudfromthebrightredmud
"Breathing" holes
TheFirstCurse
Guy1:Let's poke a hole so she can breathe through her mouth. Guy2: and 1 for her vagina? Guy1: What? Guy2: What?!
Riddiculous
Guy2: you know, so she can pee and stuff , guy1: you have a point
Dungeongeek
Please tell me were just missing the shot where "girl is removed from plaster"
nsdev
#4
Fuglysack
You know the answer to this.
groundfyter
*EYES GET BIG* She's still in there!!!
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
I burst out laughing and have only stopped intermittently to type but it's hard through my tears
groundfyter
I aim to please
Fuglysack
Do you need a minute to process what you done knowed but just figured? I can make us some tea.
GreenFox
we are. there was probably a step where the put in straws her nose so she could breathe and they could get a face cast.
eazolan
Probably. I'm sure someone did that step.
BishlamekGurpgork
I'm almost positive that is the case.
BenSnow97
Between #6 and #7, they were just making a mold, or whatever is the official story here.
TinySnek
6 and 7???? there's no #7!
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Each Image file in the list contains 2 photo images so the numbers on imgur would be #3 and #4
TinySnek
oooooo. <3
themeforenglishb
Did I just watch someone cover up a murder?
LucifersNewGroove
Yes.
CondescendingCunt
I met a cokehead, Japanese architectural student in a park in Osaka who described in great detail his fantasy of encasing girls in concrete.
SouthtownZ
Ravenuser
It lookslike the cover up IS the murder. Pretty efficient.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
TomAchronos
DontLookBackInAnger
Aha "cover" so clever
nickdoesntsharefood
themeforenglishb
I swear I wasn't trying to do that haha
Prometheus79
ifyouonlyknew21
i have to watch that movie
goldengoldblum
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
KabukiBukkake
All Jack and no work makes a dull boy play.
TalonCorps
All... what?
Prometheus79
No TV and Beer make Homer go crazy.
KabukiBukkake