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Jan 8, 2018 7:41 AM
anlyin
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phrostysnowman
Fluffy dog toward end looks like it smoking a cigarette
Cerinna
NiftyKnickers
Wow! OP's mom was Victor Hugo. OP must be super fuckin old
mdm8036
Whoa! Edgewood, WA?! Lived in that tiny sliver of a town when we moved up from TX. You can blink and miss it. #mildly_interesting
RossPrior
John Krasinski is my man crush
BearyHeart2
#25 OMG, THAT IS MY OLD COMPUTER TEACHER!!!!!!!?????????????
thunder2132
#6 Hey, I have that shower hanger! I don't use it for the same things, but it's great for, you know, soap and razors.
jjp803127001
I think the best part of that is 45 people found the review helpful
penuchicoup
BearBombs
In the car journey one, wtf is the guy in the backseat doing? Trying to sleep sideways in mummy position?
GeekyRafiki
Anyone care to explain the roadwork timelapse?
flparg2
Time passes by and the thing wont change at all
MoistBoys
#19 is forgetting about Genghis Khan
LeSethX
Came for that, thank you
MrTuttlesDriversEDClass
Wilt Chamberlain laughs at your Victor Hugo story
DonOviedo
#29 definitely is porn
12inchT
Wow! Dwight has really shaped up!!
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
Identify theft is NOT funny.
rebekahw595
Millions of families are affected every year Jim!
killerlizz
I'm suddenly interested in this show
SomeCrazyNerd
You motherfuck-
frogjammies
So the dump repeated and when I went through the 2nd time I was seriously concerned I was stuck in a time loop. 5/7 would do again.
NotABench
DanielRadcliffeSayingTerrific
about #15 in my opinion it would be cool if war paintings came back into fashion, like "I want a face tattoo, but not forever"
zoool
How do you say chick fill a? Like filler? Or like fillayyy? Aus here
Myowngrampa
Also what is it
divitu
Crappy KFC (or better if you ask some people)
MotherPhuckinPterradawn
Chick.fill.eh. It’s a fast food restaurant specializing in chicken things: sandwiches, strips, salads.
divitu
"filet"
zoool
Oh wow ive been saying it wrong in my head all this time.
irkjellis
She’d better mind that Volvo hood doesn’t smash hers.
TwilightSparkle1
This awesome, super funny, quality dump is what the world needs right now - thank YOU! ☆♡☆
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Jesus, who put glitter in your coffee this morning?
TwilightSparkle1
I ♡ glitter. lol.
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Precisely
ZacharySarkisian0
That sounds really irritating tbh
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Precisely
MartyWilk17
#43 YOOOOO, I had the exact same thing happen to me too
AManWoman
Garage fridge
AhHereNow
Who the hell is victor Hugo?
SometimesILeaveTheHouse
1800's author. Wrote "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"
NeuerStandard
a dump of shit every few hours, only complete with a cumpie of comments by the circlejerk called "usersub"
justsome
#19 for those of us who don't know who Victor Hugo ishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hugo#His_numerous_casual_affairs
INetrixI
#7 would be much better to Ride of the Valkyries
SecretaryofHealthandHumanCervixes
#9 may cause extreme nausea with result in vomiting of Italian food??
bustersmissinghand
Moms spaghetti
zomnoms
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Don’t “lose yourself” trying to figure out that riddle
wrackspurts
#35 TIP: if a waiter tells you something is their favourite it's probably what the kitchen is trying to get rid for whatever reason (1)
Oxycodont
True. I'm a cook
lunamunmun
I work at a small bakery and we do the same thing, but I suggest the most expensive stuff ans the stuff that is about to expire
nonCanadianGoose
Maybe in shitty places, but no one I know in Vegas does that.
mobileimgurlags
Thanks Waiting
d3xprimary
I just tell people what i'm hungry for and tell them it's my fav
FuckMeFuckYou
So....you like...eat some of their food?
d3xprimary
No. I just eat vicariously through them..
laNikiNt
As a waitress, I have never done that. I honestly say what I like, or whatever has the biggest price tag
BlakeoftheSky
THIS. Conspiracy theorists who have never been waitstaff that think you're trying to trick them. I'm tryina make fat tips here.
wrackspurts
I never recommended food that I genuinely thought they wouldn't like, just got on really well with kitchen and wanted to help them out!
AjitPai
true. i never cared for the needs of a restaurant that paid me $2.13/hr. i always give my personal favorites and look out for myself.
VonLiptonSchtein
Where the hell did you work that can pay $2.13/he!!??
wrackspurts
(2) like it's going off that day or they have too many or something. Sauce: worked as a waitress for years.
Yrmsteak
How would you, A WAITRESS, know what A WAITER )!!( is intending? !
Snajvid
Yup. Countless of times did the kitchen tell us - we HAVE to get rid of at least 22 seared tuna, etc etc
CherrySushi
I wouldn't say this is always the case, I have been a waitress! But I will say we were pushed to recommend pricier items... lol
Sauroctonus
That's more of a fact than a tip.
OneFuckedPony
It’s a both
wrackspurts
It's not always true, so I'm hesitant to call it a fact, not every place does this. More of a heads-up I guess.
SaraWithoutAnH
Usually, yes, but i do often give my genuine opinion and will say, "don't order that, it's shit" to actually bad items
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
Tip: a useful hint or idea; a basic, practical fact. Sauce: dictionary.com