Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 511

Jun 12, 2025 1:44 AM

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Man Tax: Amr El Sheikh

“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.”
― John Muir

I try to keep my posts "good vibe zones". So, instead of finding the one thing in here you don't like and commenting on it, maybe let it go and find something that you do like. Love you long time.

So, I made a discord server so you guys can donate memes to the museum for future CCC posts. I don't want to run out! Also, we can hang out, play some trivia, talk about movie & tv.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ

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Ohhh puppy! Put puppy down. No don’t block puppy. Yisss, that puppy smell! I protect puppy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 If the little rail we see is all, then the enclosure is not good enough.
It may look cute when it is splashing around, but it is very dangerous. Hippos are territorial, aggressive and they have sharp long tusks. They can easily kill a person.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#8 I’m so glad this human was able to understand dog language.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love that the dog was incredibly gentle, and incredibly clear. "Problem is not puppy, it's you, so be gentle & put down so I can love"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#7 this makes me wanna light Sharon's house on fire

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

you would either love or hate r/ididnthaveeggs

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If you weren't meant to he should have specified.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#17 Where can I listen to this lovely musician?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She’s talented and adorable

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 Yes yes, I see puppy, now put down, I'm the one most naturally equipped to deal with this situation *falls down on side and nuzzles the puppy like a parent would*

1 year ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

Dogs are so good! 🥲

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's like, "Give."

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Very much wants to be the one in charge to take care of the tiny puppy

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I vote we make man tax at the end of posts a thing.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

It is a thing, here lol

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

OP has a great eye for interesting and diverse men, and great memes. Not everyone can pull this combination off, but I wouldn't mind seeing others attempt it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe, sometimes ..... mantas?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mantas are nice too.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3

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#4 "Wheeee!" clearly a Michaelangelo party dude type turtle

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Tiny Ipad Sliding Turtle!

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#9 Do not disturb the car mechanic at work! And don’t tell them how to do their job!

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#7 Is why we have to have warning labels on everything. No Karen, you can not use organic tofu instead of motor oil to lubricate your car engine, and no I shouldn't need to tell you, that's common sense.

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#23 so either Big Bird has a shorter life expectancy or Bert is immortal?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bert looks younger, too. Not as young as Big Bird, but definitely younger than he is in Sesame Street.

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#22 They were roommates

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#15 neat but like.. the filled line is supposed to go away, not just scroll down one row

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#10 Put an engine on it. It looks heavy.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

this would KILL at first day of kindergarten

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quite literally

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Also, set the petals a bit further from the seat.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PS2 launch date in America was October 26. I had heart surgery that day and recovered playing PS2 it was awesome.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#20 okay, I got to know who this guy is. He's talking to the Gen X in me

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alonzo Bodden - Stupid Don't Get Tired (also true, living that at work RN)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks! Great! Really appreciate it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 He’s awesome! More of his work on his IG: https://www.instagram.com/brochetcroxet

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I changed the recipe and it sucked so I am going to complain to the person who didn't wrote what I did into a recipe", is so dumb and ludacris, you know it happened in the US without even checking.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#22 The Kiss of Death, in Catalan: "El petó de la mort", in Spanish: "El beso de la muerte", is a marble sculpture located in the Poblenou Cemetery in Barcelona. The sculpture is believed to have been crafted by Jaume Barba in 1930, as his signature is present on the side of the sculpture. However, some suggest that it might have been designed by Barba's son-in-law, Joan Fontbernat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kiss_of_Death_(sculpture)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed all of this. Some parts more than others, but I enjoyed it all.

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#17 wow, I wasn't expecting to shed tears today. That was beautiful

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#22 Not sure I agree with their definition of "forehead".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not very carefully curated if the first image is Ai generated, one of the more prolific ones too. Musk posted it at one time pretty sure.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can you help me understand how you know it's AI? I'm trying to get better about spotting it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best way is to go and gen some images yourself, you'll get an eye for the little things fastest doing that. But take a look at the background just past the fence, and the chainmail on his neck. Both are these kind of nothing patterns that don't really look like anything specific, a person draws actual things.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the tips. I don't to look closely at the images but I don't always catch stuff. I appreciate your suggestion, I just can't see myself adding to the damage AI generated crap causes the planet

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very fair my friend

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#7 Why the hell would you think you can sub out mayo for cream and them blame your fuckup on the creator?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think the joke is that they used mayo instead of cream and then are surprised that it was bad

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think given the mention of icing it was the other way around, they subbed out the cream for mayo.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand the way I phrased it could well be interpreted that way. In the way I stated it, mayo is the substitution, not cream.

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No worries, i went for a nap after i typed that so maybe my brain wasn't running well tbh :).

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