BeeDeeEssEmm247
2911
58
15
This was the cover of a substack article by an unknown author. I'll give credit where due once confirmed.
Jul 13, 2026 4:03 AM
BeeDeeEssEmm247
2911
58
15
This was the cover of a substack article by an unknown author. I'll give credit where due once confirmed.
dohcohv
None since I hit puberty.
I had a messed up childhood.
abraxasfury
0
mdevil
3 that admitted it, shocked me each time.
wejustdontknow
Two.
Fyreworx
willing to bet the answer is not zero but it's a challenging wank.
Bear1bear
None
illmx
None. Am uggo.
IJustWantToMakeAComment
Everyone who has ever masturbated to me has done so without me knowing. I’d like to keep it that way.
You do you boo boo. Don’t make it weird
FlaccidSpleen
Taking notes of usernames from this thread for my next sesh.
andexer
Good work!
BeTheFirstToComment
BeeDeeEssEmm247
Handsome, handy, something!
cameloDancer
Only been directly told this by one woman. Other than that, zero clue if any other
secretagentchewbacca
Hey, I'll take 1
andexer
*without* my knowing? I have a mirror, so I'm guessing zero.
MajorNikon
If someone wants to describe themselves I’d be happy to run off a batch for a small fee
TheMaestro66
https://imgur.com/bcOjBGx#bcOjBGx
j0lt78
I can think of at least a few...
thegoodowl
secretagentchewbacca
Pic or it didn't happen
thegoodowl
I will tag you on Dec 25th
Superchief86
Pretty sure at least one. A lady from work I briefly made out with at a social thing. She got lightweight stalkery with me for a while. It was weird. Mostly I just wondered why. I'm just some unremarkable dude. And she was married!
secretagentchewbacca
Stalkers aren't fun
pickledpunk021
Maybe thousands. Just a hunk. https://imgur.com/wT8kSn6
MoonMoon89
I'm confidant the number is negative. I've probably spoiled a few sessions be being a random thought that ruined the mood...
etopsirhc
100% in that same boat. shit i think it's sinking, what's this boat's weight capacity?! fuck! o7 boys
doobiedoobop
'Ruined Orgasm' is a niche kink, but niche kinks are where the money is
charondaboatman
I am Cumkiller!
BeeDeeEssEmm247
That's an important role to play
Mostlydeadpool
"yeah. yeah. there you go. good girl....now... *leans in and whispers*... think about kyle." *instant ruined orgasm and sobbing sounds*
jimhotep
2
YoursIsNoDisgrace
One that claimed to...other than that, I'm guessing zero. I am 0% fap-worthy.
thepicklebucket
Thanks to that second wish I made with the genie...I always know when someone masturbates to me. Seriously, Ron...again?
FreshBundleOfStick
None, I always know when someone masturbates to me, yes, even you.
tributetomistress
Many by now I am sure
MasterChristopher
Now how many WITH you knowing? O_O
yougotredonyu
Damn that’s a hard ass comment!
secretagentchewbacca
Facts..
WoodORama
Just saw your "workout" post. I'll be in my bunk.
bananabonanza3
With a username like that, I have no doubt!
BeeDeeEssEmm247
kind of a 🍌 for scale:
DustinJL
Considering I've posted quite a few pics/videos online that have gotten tens of thousands of views collectively, so I'd say there's a good chance it's at least 1,000.
secretagentchewbacca
Sounds like an OF ad
DustinJL
Nah, I actually don't want to have it (not OF, BTW. I make no money off of it.) linked to this place at all, so I just have a few pics to share with people here if they want to see.
I am an exhibitionist, but only for those that WANT to see it. I love to show myself, but consent is very important.
secretagentchewbacca
Cool
BeeDeeEssEmm247
My partner is an Urban Nudist. Nothing sexual, just walking the city streets completely naked for the freedom of it
DustinJL
If I did that I'd be arrested EXTREMELY fast.
BeeDeeEssEmm247
Not in San Francisco City limits
knotydes
I am confident a few people have, but I've never met them. I used to do toy sessions write ups on a forum that was closed.
As for real life, idk. I'm a big, dense dork.
secretagentchewbacca
I have questions
knotydes
Shoot
secretagentchewbacca
Toys as in..?
knotydes
Yes big silicone dongs.
secretagentchewbacca
Well then. Go for it man
JohnBigboote74
Was 'Big Dense Dork' either the name or the description of one of the toys?
knotydes
Big and dense, sometimes even thick and long. But never dork
Kats8652
Plenty, around 15 years ago I thought it was exciting to go on camsites. Had the femboy physique, did a bit of Crossdressing, was active on Crossdressing forums posting nudes (yes forums it's that long ago) etc. Seen plenty of dudes rub one out that I knew off, so unknown must be more even still. Huh what a time to look back too.
secretagentchewbacca
Based on your posts, I guarantee you had some
Kats8652
Thanks 👍
BrokenAnimal
Aww... I miss forums. I've had some great conversations with people on various forums and they used to be everywhere.
I guess they weren't easy enough to monetize.
Kats8652
Everything is Discord now, I'm not a big fan of that. Forums were easier to navigate, ok sure your info got hacked every now and then.
BrokenAnimal
Yeah. On forums you could keep a conversation going for days or weeks even, and they were all in order with replies and comments so even if a lot had happened while you were away you could catch up easily.
DarkYeti
0 - and that includes my wife.
I've always known that I'm not what physically turns her on.
A partner, a husband, a friend, a father for her children - those aspects of me she loves very much. But sexual attraction was never part of the bargain regarding me, and we both knew it.
secretagentchewbacca
I'm sorry man
76000BatteryLlamas
I let one rip for you amigo
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Seriously, my dude, I read this comment back when you made it. I'm not trying to be judgemental at all. It has stuck with me this whole god damn time. I can't stop thinking about it. It was always something I worried about, but... It's just hard for me to wrap my head around being married to someone if they don't want you. It has to be a huge blow to your mental health. Can I ask why you did it? I get it beats being alone, I saw my father remarry after my mom, after a lifetime of saying
RawSuger
only about 1/4 is found sexually attractive and about 1/4 is generally found unattractive. i feel like logically what he describes is fairly common depending what he means. even sexless relationsships are sadly fairly common after a few years but he's just sayng he isnt found attractive and there is a vast difference between wouldnt masturbate to and wouldnt bang if i was in a loving relationship with...like...vast...
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Well that makes sense. I was mostly trying to wrap my head around it. A little spicy in the brain so I am just always trying to understand how other people deal with things.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
They only moved each other, wouldn't remarry, soup mates blah blah blah. That really disillusioned me after the way they treated me and love and shit growing up, then he gives up and marries the worst cunt. She was objectively the worst. I guess I just have a hard time seeing why someone would do that to themselves. It sucks a rubbery one being alone, but that feels like it would hurt so much more. I'm alone, I get nobody being with me, but to be with someone who isn't really there for you?
DarkYeti
My response was too long, so I made a JPG of it. And I'm sorry about my original wording, it made the situation sound worse than it actually is. Hope this helps; we're actually quite loving.
We'll be 22 years married this coming October, btw.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Well that sounds way better. I'm glad you two have each other then. Definitely sounds love and that's pretty special. Thanks for indulging my question.
TheMoonBnuuy
A *lot*
like a *whole lot*
and most of them probably wouldn't have if they knew the truth
secretagentchewbacca
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzF5cHVwN2dvOWk5azNoNjJ2cDZoMTdiNXg4aTc5ZzZsbXkxOW1kOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M/200w.webp
TheMoonBnuuy
I'm cis passing trans, and the quintessential "big tiddy goth girl"
BeeDeeEssEmm247
Ok, gorgeous
secretagentchewbacca
Ohhh I've seen you!!