RenaissanceFaireMan
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Trump has Chronic Venous Insufficiency and is taking a super high dose of aspirin for...some medical reason? So not everything checked out "perfectly".
We're not even talking about his low energy, balance problems, narcolepsy, his droopy face, the gross bruises on his hands, the face makeup to hide his skin problems or his obvious incontinence.
Note, the president is scheduled to get a physical every year....not every 6 months. Has any other president had physicals so often?
Is there some reason there isn't a panel of doctors reporting on the president's health? There should be a panel of experts reporting to us based on their specialty.
Instead, we're faced with "The Emperor's New Clothes"; a litmus test to see who believes the lies, who doesn't.
Arcticgamez
they hiding the fact that he isn't mentally stable to keep leading this country dudes a total loony head and is trying to or is causing problems for the whole world
OneMoreLime
My perfectly normal biweekly mri didn't show anything wrong with me at all!
haIreallysigneduphere
You don't take a 6th month physical at his age unless they're concerned about your heart health or something else.
chata954
I am part of the problem where we all feel like we can't do anything, but man we gotta do fu c king some . This place is clown shoes
VibratingNipples
Give it a week, he will have his 10th visit to the dentist
lonosham
You forgot uncontrolled bowels
Flooferdoof
He seems to have a lot of annual physicals.
TheMightyMollusk
Saying anything else would mean admitting weakness, and he's too much of a blowhard and a coward for that.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Because lies are literally all they have. It's not like they can point to their successes.
RenaissanceFaireMan
IMO, it's just a litmus test. Do you agree that Trump is in perfect health? You pass. Do you question his health, you're just a horrible person and a Trump hater.
BenHobson
This why that ballroom includes a massive underground medical complex. That way the media can be kept in the dark about the Presidents health.
Darognarr
The sooner ''it'' finally happens, the better...
SecurityBadger
A couple of years ago the FDA removed the recommendation for daily low dose aspirin, but my doctor still has me taking it. Also, I have been on a 6 month schedule for check-ups for the last few years. He says it's to keep track of my BP and cholesterol, but he only asks for blood tests yearly. He's more than 10 years older than me, so none of this surprises me. Unfortunately, being an ass is not a medical condition.
bbrtki
So, we are on the eating fetusses stage now?
urusername2
The testing doctor is told what the results will be!
slugworth70
The only health report I'm interested in is an autopsy.
Resistance1000
Lying is when you try to deceive others, but I think tRump actually believes the shit he says. He's completely delusional and has no sense of what's real any more. That would be potentially dangerous if he was just grampaw sitting in his rocking chair on the back porch, but he is commander-in-chief of the U.S. military, he has the nuclear codes, and is surrounded by psychophants who will never try to stop him no matter what he does.
Reidsb
Do Presidents normally have physicals every 6 months instead of like, anually?
alexw04
Those who are using the Orange Shitstain as a figurehead won't give him up until he is dead. They're the ones really fucking the world up, and the Bloated One will get the blame.
manhands
No, I think the blame will fall correctly historically. This has been completely documented.
alexw04
Maybe, but the problem is that every day, the Orange Turd is more like Wilson, so who is running the show now?
danwhitey
Fucking die already
bbrtki
Doctors can be bribed.
Jamesstin
There isn't a single person his age going to the doctor and coming back with a "perfect" diagnosis. Whatever that means
TI99Kitty
Certainly no one who takes care of himself the way the Crunchwrap Supreme Leader does.
An 80-year-old who lives on a diet of McDonald's, KFC, and Diet Coke? They're probably scheduling so many checkups because they're trying to figure out how the fuck he isn't dead yet.
rukeman
I really enjoyed 'Crunchwrap Supreme Leader'.
TI99Kitty
Thanks. I stole it from Jimmy Kimmel.
levyathyn
My mom recently had a rough stroke, and apparently a series of smaller events or 'microstrokes' I guess; we don't have a ton of details, and it's hard on all of us but she's a tough old girl, is doing better every day, and is faring remarkably well, all considered.
That said, she is an avid and I mean POTENT Trump hater (god bless her) and however long she stays with us, will forever be proud that she scored almost perfectly on Trump's famous cognitive test, scoring better than he ever has.
Resistance1000
"Trump is in the classic dictatorial position: He needs to die in bed holding all executive power to stay out of prison. This means that he will do whatever he can to gain power and, once in power, will do _all that he can to never let it go._ This is a basic incentive structure which underlies everything else. It is entirely inconsistent with democracy." — Yale historian Timothy Snyder in The New York Times
rubypilgrim
We could have had Betty White as president but no. Death had to fuck up.
rukeman
Because he lies about absolutely everything.
nihiltres
More strictly, he often isn’t lying, but bullshitting: speaking *without regard for the truth* rather than strictly to deceive. Basically just “‘flood the zone’ the person”, where apparently “the zone” includes his pants. Ugh.
opus68
I imagine it’s like breathing for him
RenaissanceFaireMan
But his doctor says he's in perfect health!
ForlornHopeful
No, HE says his Doctor says...
huffnpuff72
Compulsive liar plus a total and utter belief he is invincible.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Um it has been shown that he does not handle his Truth or Twitter account. His assistant does.
malicart
How does this refute the fact that he lies about everything?